Memories at chem lab.

So I have absolutely nothing to do

That's why I am making a post out of my previous year at school.

One of the most interesting things that happened is of course the experiment on esters.

The array of very little chemicals that you can play with
Lets see here, we have pentanol, ethanol, butanol and some other -nol

Liang Jiun, the chef for today.

A chemistry lab turned into a toxic waste dump.
Unfortunately, the gas fumes we made were so strong that it stank up the whole lab

Even us

Which sucks.

And everyone gathered outside for some fresh air.

Please ignore the plus size girl with the mask

She's just trying to attract attention.

The trouble with Parrots

While I was in Labuan, I found this very cute blue parrot that kept trotting back and forth in its very unsightly, not to mention ugly cage.

Its really adorable that it keeps trotting.

Owh, my heart melts like butter, seeing its soooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is even more cuter is that it RESPONDS to your sound.

So cute that in fact I have to take its picture.

Apparently its 'camera shy' so I have a lot of trouble taking it's pic.

ohhh, come on, show your face.

Damn it, I missed!


Look, I know your ass is pretty but your park closes in an hour so show your damn face okay!

Finally! Success!!!!

God that took me long enough but it was worth the time honestly

This bird is so cute, it should be the mascot!!!!!

Big Apple Donuts & Coffee

Big Apple Donuts & Coffee

Wait a minute?

This pic doesn't look like the Big Apple Donuts & Coffee at The Spring doesn't it?

Well, first of all,

I am not as most Kuchingnites bloggers who have such a naviety brain aka SAKAI to blog aout the one at Kuching.

Where idiots like them who gladly wait for an hour just to have six overly priced and not so sweet donuts.

To me, I have dignity and I only have donuts to satisfy my hunger and not cut them into minute pieces so everyone can share and sample the donuts like its a fresh new toilet that everyone visits just to pee.

Seriously, people in Kuching really need to get a life.

Its worse than people photographing cakes at Secret Recipe, Sushi at Sushi King and Fish at Manhattan Fish Market

But not as worse as girls with long silky black hair that takes pictures of the Buttered Chicken Rice at Food & Tea ala bimbo.

So yeah its not at The Spring (gosh, its beginning to sound so... common)

Niu Ze Xui or in direct english translation 'Cow Car Water.'

Its at Ara Damansara, Niu Ze Xui is from Singapore where it has an open air mall concept

I thought it would be humid and hot .

But its actually surprisingly cool and the place is nice too.

Just don't plan to have benches at the side for you to sit on though.

Funny puns/quotes/phrases in my life.

Jenascia: Hey look, Chelsea is rubbing Ashley sun lotion
Rachel : So?
Jenascia: They aren't a couple, isn't that a boyfriend-girlfriend thing
Rachel : This just goes to show how new you are on our turf, don't worry, you'll catch up... eventually.

Mika: Alright guys, I will book us a bus and we'll be in Cabo in a few hours
Brendan: Um, Mika? What's a bus? Do we need to check in our luggage or something?
Everyone: You have been spending way too much time with Rachel.

Dalton: If you two never stop hanging out with each other, I am thinking that you guys are a guy couple.
Brendan: But we are a gay couple
Aaron: Yeah, a mistaken gay couple.

Tonya: Everyone is soooo red here.
Brendan: Well, its because of the chinese culture.
Tonya: Care to explain?
Brendan: Well, red is the colour of luck, wealth and prosperity among the chinese. Its because of a legend a long time ago. Um, Tonya are you listening?
Tonya: Huh? Owh sorry, I never realize the asian guys in Chinatown are so dreamy.

Aaron: I am so totally gonna get a cheongsam, cause I know I will look so totally hot!!
Brendan: Um, Aaron, a cheongsam is a dress.
Aaron: Owh. So why are there dudes over there wearing them?

Brendan: Hello Cabo
Rebecca: Hello Cabo beach
Brendan: Hello sun
Rebecca: Hello sand
Brendan: Hello sea
Rebecca: Hello salty air
Brendan: Hello person on jetski
Rebecca: Hello little boy
Brendan: Hello little crab
Rebecca: Hello, Todd giving Lance a blowjob
Brendan: Where?
Rebecca: Sucker

Brendan: Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
Aaron: Its okay, I forgive you if we make out
Brendan:I am NOT that sorry for you okay.

Chelsea: God, why do i feel so depressed, I mean its just a fight.
Rachel: Its okay.
Brendan: We are here for you.
Rachel: Everything is gonna be fine
Brendan: Yeah, nothing like a little Haagen Dazs can't help. Here have some.
Rachel: That's better right?
Chelsea: Yes
Brendan: You know that you guys will make up sooner or later right?
Chelsea: Yes
Rachel: You know that you love Ashley as much as he loves you right?
Chelsea: Yes
Brendan: And you know that you and Ashley had sex right, so that means something doesn't it?
Chelsea: Nice try, you two but it takes a little more than Haagen Dazs and your all so faux sympathy to bring me down to admit it.
Brendan & Rachel: Damn!

Tonya, you are so dead when I find your fucking blog

Instructions: Remove ONE question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really, cause its very hopeless romantic. Cliche and dumb.The only thing I hate about romance novels. Nothing like this works anymore. Love is something that is based on the foundation of unconditional caring, loyalty and trust. Not to mention continuous sessions of nasty, dirty wild sex. Besides, the love at first sight part is only hormones and sexual urges. It suggests the intention to form a relationship only.

2. Do you eat without brushing your teeth?
Usually I don't but cause I only brush before bed and in the morning but ever since I got that electronic toothbrush brushing has been so much fun so trying to brush as much as I can!!!

3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
I have been to lots of places. Lets see there's KL, Sematan, Bau, Kuching (I live there, so what? Its still a place.) Sibu, Miri, Samarahan, Lancau, Betong, Labuan, Limbang, LA, Beverly Hills, Detroit and Milan.
So next, I think it will be... NAMIBIA.

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
That I am actually studying in a prestigious university in san francisco, making nasty wild sex cultural documentaries with my hot blonde girlfriend around the world. While having my own talk show that is more sucessful than Oprah

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
That's way worse than me dude! Of course there are rainbows after the rain. They are used to tie the rain clouds so that it never rains everyday. That's why its called a RAINBOW.

6. Do you like being who you are today?
I love the person I am today. I am fierce, have a great personality and fun. Although I do wish I can be less over-dramatic with a nice body.

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Get some mosquito nets and send them to africa. Its only $3 per net so think of the lives, we could save!

8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
That sounds desperate so no, I am not a desperate teenager.

9. Would you swim in a vat of chocolate?
Are you crazy? Its unhygenic and makes you gain weight cause who could resist swimming in a vat of chocolate with out sampling some? Besides its messy.

10. Do you wear boxers?
Yes, I love them!!! They are so liberating! What's with Malaysians and briefs anyway.? Get some boxers and liberate it.

11. Which type of cars I love the most?
A yellow porshe convertible with a black top. Built in Ipod and GPS system. AT. Great engine and stuff. With rims that spin and sparkle. Nice comfortable seats made out of eco-friendly materials. Hybrid(duh!). SRS airbags. A slot for starbucks coffee and laptop. A built in PS2 at the back. 4- inch LCD monitors at the front. Owh yeah, and a doggy seat at the back for my lil' Liberty.

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or a kiss?
Um, can I just be straight forward and say neither, I want wild nasty sex. If not, a hug, more body contact besides we can hug each other for hours cause its so comfy.

13. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Pointing out. Cause lets be honest okay, we must not strive for perfection cause it will drive you crazy. We should strive for improvement in our attitudes to make the world a better place plus it never hurts to be better.

14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Pursuing a dream that's worthwhile.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Uh, yeah. definitely. Did you see me in Labuan with a trunk full of chocs? Thank god, did not get charged for tax.

16. What kind of electronic device/gadget you own that you like most?
My iPod, Maxt. He keeps me sane.

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
My PMS. Psychological Menstrual Syndrome. I get all moody at times and then snap at ppl and be a bitch and all. Or maybe even my over-dramatic attitude vcause having a personality is great but having too much of one, well... Owh yeah and me being an airhead all the time. A lot of people ASSUME that I am a snob cause usually I am well, a little far-off if you know what I mean So they make an ASS out of themselves by ASSUMING that and me cause they assume that I am a snob, so they hate me and I get being branded as an ASS for no reason.

18. What makes you feel disappointed?
I am very disappointed when people are just plain rude especially some Malaysians. When they want some thing from you as in a favour of a loan of something personal, they expect you to give it to them like they deserve it or something. And when things don't go their way, they just start cursing you. First of all, its not your stuff so whats with the cursing? Sometimes I cannot believe that I am associated to THOSE type of people. I am so out of their league. God, you are a well-off kid in a middle class family like me but your attitude is worlds apart from mine. This not the Goddamn slums of London or Birmingham where kids learn the world 'fuck' at the age of four. You are in the upper level of society in Kuching not some longkau boy with shit-coloured hair and drives a 'pimped' out Kancil or Kenari and think its some fucking Ford Focus like that stupid Malaysian rip-off called KL drift and probably slurps noodles loudly just to show everyone that they are eating noodles like noodles are some kind of very sacred food or something. Did I mention that I hate people slurping their noodles?

19.What do you not like about your country.
Well, lets start off by why the hell people who do not possess a college degree, or even a high school degree can become a minister? I don't think Malaysia is like USA so why does things like these happen? And more importantly, how come some ministers do not speak proper english? English is important, it is used as a important medium of communication so everybody understands. You can see how poor are they with the stammers that happen like every 3 seconds, and then you compare with Senators Clinton, McCain and Obama. Better yet, compare them with Nelson Mandela or some african politician.

20. If given a chance to be a WWE superstar or diva, name two finishing moves and their names.
Well, I will have a nice roundhouse kick called the Brendzfactor
and then a double arm facebuster called Chic End

I Tag:
Jamie
Luke
Gavin
Rachel
Aaron
Carlos

Like freaking four minutes.

Crazy Craves
God, what is wrong with me?
I have been having a lot of unusual craves lately
And it makes me sick cause I know i just buy those things just for the fun of it.
Lets see, what I have been trying to grab off the shelves lately
There is Power Rangers SPD and Dino Thunder
I want the blue ranger and pink ranger for SPD
Yellow ranger for Dino Thunder
As for Mystic Force, I want the green one.
Then there is the Justice League characters
There is of course the maskless Hawkgirl
then Kyle Rayner
Huntress
Flash
Dr. Light
Zatanna
Wonder Woman
Then there is the fattening Haagen Dazs and chocolates
Underwear, ie thongs and boxers
then suddenly I want loads and loads of clothes.
God can never make up my damn mind
Seriously
I can spend hours choosng between two SIMILAR pairs of jeans
Lawrence, like i said,
even though they are same in design
there is a fine line between
a NAVY jean and a BLUE jean.
And you have to make sure do they look good on me.
It has to be perfect!
The Navy looks ugly but looks great around my ass
The Blue looks hot but makes me look like I got butt implants.
So this is why comparism is important
Only when it comes to outfit

All packed up and ready to go
I am off to Miri and Labuan for, I dunno how long
Cause my dad is somewhat secretive about these things (weirdo)
Why can't I have a normal one that gives me a HP Pavillion Notebook just cause I am going to college
Instead of someone who nags and complains about every single thing in life.
Still can't complain for some travelling
Have fun, alone
Meeting people
All in all, trying to be independant.
Neeways, just spending my last day on the comp
So gotta blog
Of course, camy and maxt are coming.
Which reminds me to charge them up for the trip.
Of course I will upload some pics about my travels
The only problem is I don't have the usb connnector.
Crap.
Neeways, Happy Tree Friends are soooooooo funny.
If you like cute things getting mashed up then you would love it!!!
Watch it, its addictive, better than porn, i say
If you watch to much and become addicted to porn,
You need to watch it before you get stimulated and start making babies

The only reason I work at Food & Tea is pretty simple.

Yes there is only one main reason



I WANT A NEW IPOD!!!

An 8GB iPod.

A Maxt 2.0

Isn't that a good reason enough?

The things I do for my son... sigh

So Many Outfits, So Little Money
Sigh.
There are so many clothes that would look perfect on me.
Where I would stand out in a crowd.
Where I would look totally fabulous
But unfortunately, I have so little $$$.
Oh well, that's life.
I can't find the money to pour all my cash into
Whether its classy, chic and sophisticated like
Ralph Lauren, Levi, Padini Authentic, Esprit and Giordano
or cool and trendy like
The Rock Shop, Cambridge, Chargers, Billabong or Body Glove.
But at least I have raked a few nice ones.
Its sickening to see that soe clothes that would look so terrific on me has been bought by someone so declasse.
Some clothes has that certain je ne sais quoi that I have been looking for
But the price and I don't have that certain je ne sais quoi.
After a year that je ne sais quoi will be gone
Cause it will be last seasons aka bargain materials.
But clothes and seasons come and go.
Its fashion
One day your in, the next day your out.
That's how it is.
So you got me
I have just returned from Kuala Lumpur
Have gone shopping and yes
I learnt new words fro a book.
And am using it to my advantage.
See, reading books can improve your english
So buy a book, students
Or better yet, check my blog
Its free anyway.