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Shopaholic

Lets see what I need for the new semester

New shoes
New bag
3 tees

That's about it.
Hopefully I can showcase you people my PINK pants
I think red is more outrageous
Hmm
Oh well, wait and see on March 23rd

I am back...

Yay, I am back.
Aww, who the fuck cares about me back here in this pathetic small town
I FUCKING MISS LONDON
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
and
oh yeah!
FUCK.

Its 6:48 in London
Jetlag
Can't sleep, nocturnal.
And its been less than 12 hours
I have been here and I already miss London bad.
I have fallen in love with the city, I guess.

I miss the beautiful, classical and unique architecture
I miss the cheap books
I miss oxford street where I shopped till I drop
I miss London's chilly, gloomy and cold weather which has grown on me
I miss my trashy TV shows
I miss Godiva chocolates
I miss Bagel Factory
I miss cheap shoes.
I miss the nice people where you can chat up with strangers
I miss the civility and the compulsiveness of being proper of Londoners
I miss the time where I get free papers every evening
I miss the food (except the horrible shit of what they call Indian Cuisine)
I miss the amazing internet connection that makes the ones here seem extremely pathetic

And I found that, I extremely hate Kuching now
Why did the weather became excruciatingly hot?
Where are my favorite stores?
Where is the nearest bagel factory?

I do regret not buying myself another pair of shoes.
I do regret not buying lady gaga and script cd
I do regret not getting myself a bag
I do regret not getting myself a pair of flip-flops
I do regret not returning with a large bag of candy from Harrods
I do regret not trying Jelly Bellies.

You know something?
It really pisses me off that
I have to debut my clothes on Chinese Fucking New Year
Piece of shit
Stupid mom, kidnap all my precious clothing.
I will have her hung, drawn and quatered!!!!!!!!!!!.
Not to worry, I will debut my fantastically gay and outrageous clothing throughout the semester.

I got my mom a LongChamp bag from Paris
LongChamp is pronounced as Long-shomp
Still trying to get her to get the name right
You must respect the branding ok?
Will take pictures soon
To show off...

Nah,
Yes
Nah
Yes
Oh, I really should
or should not

Who cares, I am taking pictures and blogging it soon since some bitch so hao lian that she got her boyfriend a Chelsea pencil box, so what?
I also got merchandise.
The pencil box is only 4.99.
Cheap shit.
The merchandise are all cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap and cheap.
Find any Indian storekeeper selling souvenirs, they all got.
Not rare at all, abundant actually
Finding a small sized Zara plain black tee for Jamie however was a big challenge.
Scoured from Tottenham Court Road to Bayswater.
Plus and besides,
Chelsea spent millions last year on new players
And what did they achieved?
NOT ONE SINGLE THING!
Man, I laughed my ass off when I heard that.

Speaking of football, I was in Paris during the Tottenham and Manchester Match
While the Blackburn and Arsenal match was on the day that I am flying home.
Speaking of Chelsea, I heard that the fans were violent brutes
They carry baseball bats to the stadium and pick fights with the opposition.
Millwall is another team with fans that are violent.
Tickets are expensive, cheapest is like 45 pounds and they are a rare find.
Micheal Jackson's tickets are worth at least 150 pounds
and its in June not March, ok
Tina Turner is now in London.

Anyway, enough about the rich but underachieved soccer team.
I like the Tottenham logo, the crane looks adorable.
Manchester is nice too but since I have absolutely no interest in football, whatsoever
So I decided to save my aunt's money.

I hope I can give you a chronology of my trips in London, Paris, Cambridge, Oxford and Birmingham.
And I also hope that the upload speed is fast in my home for facebook.
But since I found out that I all my songs is gone from my desktop
I have to redownload some songs, Itunes and frostwire
Also, Londoners love Oxford and degrade Cambridge for some reason.

That's all for now
and yes I realized its ten fucking days since I blogged.
Luckily the pendrive in my car still works.

19 soon

Its sad, a year just seems to fly through me
And now, I am 19
So
Happy Birthday to ME!
Lol!

Thanks for the people who wished me, I am touched that you remembered
Now,
I am at my aunt's apartment.
Drinking some hot tea
Relaxing
I have just been through a major shopping spree
And now I am tired

Tomorrow, however, I am going to watch a play!!!

Stupid Tag

5 Things You Love The Most:

• iPod
  
• Designer Clothing
• Sex
• Money
• Laptop

5 Things You Hate The Most:

• Lottery
• Slackers
• Smokers
• Trashy Anime
• Cheap Bastard

5 Things Beside You:

• Pencil Box
• Wallet
• Camera
• Card Reader
• Newspaper

5 Friends You Like The Most

• Aini
• Joshua
• Jamie
• Gary
• Edina

5 Things You Need The Most

• 6 Pac Abs
• Healthy Junk Food
• High Metabolism
• A Hairless Body
• A full beauty treatment

5 people to tag

• Anyone who gives a crap
• Anyone who gives a damn
• Anyone who is bored
• Anyone who owns a blog
• Anyone who reads my blog

I realized and I am grateful

It takes time for me to realize that this trip away, does wonders for me
For once in a long time in my life, I felt like myself
Broken relationships, boring uni life
Could really turn the morale of a guy down

As of now, as I blog
I realized
My friends are all either rotting at home, slaving over part time jobs or getting ready or in school.
Me?
I am spending a holiday in London, traveled to Paris and shopped till I dropped.

Nice therapy
I have to say
Right now, I am living it
Vowing to have a life like this in future

So here are some pics of me in Madame Tussauds.
Enjoy.

This is where I spent my weekend

Sorry for the lack of update guys.
I spent a weekend at this place
Can you guess?
Take a look at the pics below.


Have you guessed where I am yet?
This is where Louis Vuitton's flagship store is


How about now?
This is a delicious delicacy, exotic and pretty much downright tasty.
Yeah, I tasted it, and yums*


A famous hotel is situated here
Really fancy
I am staying behind it though
But its good to know that I am staying near a real famous hotel



This is a famous landmark where the buildings in front of it are all famous branded stores, one of the world's famous avenues, this is the tip of the iceberg.



We are at a famous church.
A Disney movie is made here
And by now, you should know where I am, yeah?
If not the picture below explains where I am CLEARLY.
Come on, even a three year old know where is this place.
Its so damn fucking obvious.













Aww! Come on! If you read till its down here, then you must be damn stupid!
Seriously?
Let me spell it out for you
In bold and in the largest possible font, caps somemore:



I SPENT MY WEEKEND IN PARIS!!!!!!!!!!

Go Bald, Give Hope (The Chronology)

While I am in London, please enjoy this post.

Well, as you all know, I attended Kenny Sia's 'head-shaving ceremony' at the Spring, Kuching.
As you can see the pic above, he seems somewhat nervous.

Jamie and her not so voluptuous, if-she-were-a-few-feet-taller-I-would-marry-her stature handling the camera and doing camera stuff and acting busy. Jealous? No. Its JUST Kenny Sia, not Perez Hilton. Or me. If Jamie is filming me, yeah, I should be jealous. Cause it should be ME FILMING ME in front of my (in future) millions of Brendzblog Legionaires! But since I don't have an identical twin (or clone) guess I would have to settle with anyone. She takes direction well.

As you can see, a small segment was decorated with stuff and I donated like 15 bucks and got a bookmark and a pin-thingy. Whoopee...

Kenny, (not the change of clothes), is having a few words with the Prez of SSSC himself, Prez of SSSC (sorry, couldn't bother about your name.)

Camera catches a glimpse of Kenny a few times and he did not do some girly uh Chio (copied from Falling Snow Chick with an American boyfriend.) pose. Instead, he does the goofy ones, lol.

Jamie, seriously focused and looking at the video, video-ing every moment. Ooh... exciting. Either that or she is day dreaming about Fillet O Fish again, no idea.

Kenny giving a speech... Yay! COME ON, DUDE! SHAVE YOUR HEAD ALREADY! I am missing AMERICAN IDOL for THIS? Man, people shave their head in the name of cancer, still need speech. Waste of time. Event more wasteful than the American Idol Results Show, The Moment of Truth and Deal or No Deal combined.

PHOTO-OP! *cues Melina's Paparazzi theme* Kenny points his precious locks one last time before its all gone, let the shaving commence!

TADAH! Kenny Sia, BALD. BALD move. BALD move, indeed. BTW, Cutting Edge is doing this. Apparently after hearing numerous complaints from friends, cousins, ex-boyfriends and future kepo grandmas, they done something right.

After Kenny shaves his head, he wanted to raise another 2500 on the spot. And so, the money flows in again and he goes BALDER.

Kenny Sia Bald, 2.0. NOW! MORE BALDER THAN EVER. BALD TO THE EXTREME. EXPERIENCE THE EXTREME MONK STYLE. AS BALD AS THE STUBBLE ON HIS CHIN... You get the point.

They drag a kid suffering leukemia out. Aww, so cute! In a weird alien-ish sort of way. His hair is gone due to chemo. And a funny quote from the Prez dude: CANCER IS NOT CONTAGIOUS.
Seriously, like, we dunno this? I even knew that cancer is not contagious and I am sure anyone who goes to school and pay attention to classes know so too. What kind of idiot thinks its contagious? Oh well blame the people who live on trees then. Yeah we have people who live on trees in Kuching, well their brains are.

Here are a few hints

1. They are not famous but they appear on newspapers frequently
2. Most of them do not manage their money well (embezzlement)
3. They give out empty threats
4. They put people in the Malaysian equivalent of Guantanamo Bay just cause you speak your mind
5. You know that they cannot afford luxury yet somehow they have Rolls Royce, Big House, Seven Wives, etc.
6. They are religious extremists.

Back to the topic

A little camera session with them, and I get to rub his head. He is such a nice guy. I think the girlfriend dumped him cause he is fat. So he went to phuket, hairless.

There you have it, the remnants of Kenny's hair. They are not going to phuket. They go to someplace where they can rot peacefully. Here is a hint.

"Could somebody get a vacuum?''

Sad

My last post, Sam, remember?
Well, Sam has chosen to go with the internship in Penang.
Sam's hometown
Which leaves me devastated.
Apparently, Sam thinks I am not important enough.

Btw, the bastard broke me off from FACEBOOK
of all places,
FACEBOOK
FUCK!
My life is worse than Kathy Griffin's.
Here it is

Didn't really get to reply ur msn it's either i'm busy with my assignments, poor wifi here... but the last msg i was actually meeting with my tutor. Anyway, about the practical, i got a good offer in a famous firm in penang, and i think im sticking to it. thx for offering to help me, now i hav two firms at hand.. dono how to reject the other...

So... damn professional.
Damn, hope that firm crumbles down and declare bankruptcy.
But I have to say, career comes first
I am happy for Sam
though I am terribly sad that I can't fuck the shit out of Sam

Oh well, maybe I am too nice.

My trip to London is tomorrow morning, 11.05 a.m.
So I will be there around 10-ish.
I guess.
I posted this kind of late
So I don't think any of you guys will come and wish me a safe flight.
Funny that I am not bragging and in-your-facing you people that I am going to London for a month for holidays.
Its just London, okay.
Some of you people will get there later in life.
I just got there earlier that's all.

Man, I am actually getting more and more impatient by the second
This trip is not only an opportunity for me to explore the land of the UK
But it is also a time for me to find myself.
NS maybe a great time for all you people
But I felt like I lost a part of myself.
I need to get my life in check
I don't know if I am depressed or not
But I feel like my life sucks
After all, I am going to LONDON and PARIS of all places and I am unfazed by it.
Maybe my time there
Will get me to change a few perspectives in my life
After all, I really felt like I am stagnant now.

Its sad.
Maybe what I need is some romance.
Maybe what I need is more schoolwork
Maybe this and maybe that
Oh well, I am unhappy in life, in general
I need to feel like I am worthy of living
Waking up everyday, looking forward to the day and the next with full enthusiasm instead of depression.
This trip is probably what I need now,
And I need it, badly

Emotional Drama

I know that I have not been fulfilling my blogging duties lately.
By the way, this is one of those emotional cryptic dramas.
Its about a possibility of a romance.
Yeah, real life story.
But names have been changed and some details are not mentioned for 3 reasons

1. To protect my privacy
2. To protect the person's privacy
3. To piss you people off.
   

Sam and I met about a year ago.
Online
Sam is on the West side and I am on the East side of Malaysia
We click so well in so many things.
Our msn conversations are usually really long, as long or possibly longer than the posts on Casa La 7.
We talk about almost everything.
We have common taste in music and common philosophies in life
Sometimes we felt that our friendship is more of a relationship

And then, Sam disappeared.
Like after 3 months of daily chatting, Sam just vanished
I never noticed at first, thinking that Sam is just very busy.
It took me a while to realize that Sam does not want to talk to me anymore
Hurt, I cut Sam off my msn contacts.
It was not until last month, Sam came back into my life.
So you bet I was still pissed, I took Sam back as a friend anyways.
And then, the romance between us came back.
Then we talked about a lot of things

Now, Sam is going to do Sam's internship.
Which means Sam has the opportunity to do Sam's internship here, in Kuching
I even received Sam's resume and letter, just in case.
If Sam comes here, we are practically dating for 3 months.
However, Sam has been really busy lately
and still has not made a decision yet.
Which in turn, pisses me off

There it is, an opportunity to have a possible romance with a guy you are so into.
And yet, you hesitated.
I thought it was going to be a no brainer
Since we have serious feelings for each other.
Its not lust, I can tell you that
We wanted to share our dreams and lives together.
We usually look into each other for advice and comfort.
And there are times, we felt like we are already a couple.
Yet Sam is till somewhat holding back
It was a serious piss off.
Sam broke my heart once
You think I would let Sam back into my life, romantically?
Probably not.

I am honestly, in an emotional dilemma right now
I have never felt so confused in my life.
Last time it was add math, now Most Confusing Moment goes to my drama with Sam.

Sam, if you are reading this
Which I doubt
Well, I know that we have serious feelings for each other
If you think that I am important, it would be a no brainer for you to come here to Kuching to do your practical.
I really need some form of closure
I need to know that we have a potential romance for each other
I need to move on with my life, with or without you.

I want to date you
I want to know the real Sam
I want to hug you
I want to see you in flesh and not in webcam
I want to kiss your lips and taste your mouth instead of imagining them
I want you, period

Which is why, I might go with this ultimatum
Come to Kuching or get out of my life.
I have decided to lay it all down.
At least till the next internship comes.

Readers, do you have any advice for me?
The practical starts in April.
If you have been reading my blog for the past two years
This is the time that I need the Oprah or Tyra in you to help me with the relationship advice.
I just want to say that I love you people
And I hope you respond.

Man, if I am in KL, this wouldn't have happened
Hopefully my time in London can set my head straight.

Don't You Know (I Love You)

Don't you know that I am worried for you?
Don't you know that I want to be with you?
Don't you know that I have fallen in love with you?
Don't you know that I want to make love to you?

Your face is like a vision of beauty
Your personality shines among the stars
I can't help myself but be attracted to you
Isn't that enough for you to come?

I know you feel the same way about me
I know you can't wait to be with me
So when the opportunity comes?
Why the hell are you so confused?

Let me make this clear to you that

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

Don't you know that I have dreams of us alone in the beach?
Don't you know that I want us to share a peach?
Don't you know that I want to show people the rhythm of our beat?
Don't you know that I crave your body's meat?

Your lips are so yummy
Your eyes are so dreamy
Your body ignites my fantasy
Don't you know every part of you is perfect to me?

Your warmth comforts me
Your cries will concern me
Your dreams will be shared by me
Don't you know that I want you to be with me?

So let me remind you that

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

Oh baby can't you see that?
I am so addicted to you
I love you with all my heart
cause someone like you deserves it very much

Oh baby don't you know

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

Long, Bitchy Ramble.

I know that its been centuries since I posted one of those bitchy posts where I insult someone at everything he or she does.
Well you are in luck, cause this is one of them

I was watching Real World:Brooklyn.
You know enjoying the four walls of my room, watching people causing drama, this is the only Real World show I followed since Denver so that was a real LONG time ago.
Anyway, this season is a big touch on the emotional stuff instead of wild parties and hookups.
Which I prefer, cause it lets some of the boring stuff out.

What is a piss off is that when you are almost finish watching the show
SOME IDIOT decided to go to sleep
In turn selfishly turning off the wifi in my house.

What Happened?

I TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!

MY DAMN SHOW IS NOT FINISHED AND HANGED 5/6 of the way.

Fuck!

When I come down, you know what that fucktarded 16 year old, itchy jacket loving, metal headed CHAO AH BENG said?
'I thought you went to bed' was his careless reply.

HE THOUGHT I WENT TO BED

THAT IDIOTIC FUCKTARDED BROTHER OF MINE, THOUGHT I WENT TO BED!
FUCK HIM!

That little fucktard should have come up and ASKED ME first
How inconsiderate of that person.

Now, I am stuck here, blogging
NO real world
NO happy Brendan
and FUCK THAT LITTLE ASS THAT ALSO MADE ME AN ASS.
But more him than me
Fuck!

Now what should I do?
Download Porn?
Watch Porn?
Or Masturbate while downloading and watching Porn?
Fuck

Damn, I can't wait to go to London
Peace of mind.
I am gone for one month
Who doesn't want time alone from his nutcase brother.

As for my car,Sasha, I am gonna pity her/him.
She/he is gonna be Benged up(not Banged but Benged)
by the little fucktard when he recieves him/her.
He wants to paint it MAUVE
as in DARK PURPLE
HOW GAY (sorry about my language) is that?
Then that little fucktard wants to turn it into roadkill on wheels
and play guitar hero songs 24/7 while he is in the car, adding CHEAP surround sound and a possible port especially for DOTA!
GREAT

DERRICK LEE, I BLAME YOU FOR PUTTING THIS ETERNAL CURSE ON ME.

By the way, someone only cut off my internet connection and my anger ramble is THIS long.
Imagine if a bastard is playing with my heart and suddenly pissing me off and decided not to go with my plan.
I need a girlfriend.

Brendan Goh goes OSCAR 1: Slumdog Millionaire

This is my first Pre-Oscar movie review I will only review for best picture and best director nominees (cause the movies nominated are the same) because a. I don't enough time to watch every nominated movie (Oscars are on 22nd February) b. I don't have much cash to spend on buying tickets to watch everything.
If anyone of you people have downloaded the following films, Frost/Nixon, Milk, Rachel Getting Married (not nominated but wanna watch), The Wrestler (same as Rachel Getting Married) please be kind enough to leave a message on the shoutbox. Will be truly grateful, might even get you something from LONDON!

Slumdog Millionaire is nominated for:

1. Best Picture
2. Best Director
3. Best Adapted Screenplay
4. Best Cinematography
5. Best Film Editing
6. Best Original Score
7. Best Original Song (2 nominations in this category)
8. Best Sound Editing
9. Best Sound Mixing

All in all, there are 10 nominations

In short, a small summary can be described as so:

Jamal Malik is a street boy who lived in the slums of India. He has joined the show, Who Wants to be a Millionaire and is one question away to win 20 million rupees. The show made him and overnight superstar, an Indian Slum Miracle. However, he was suspected for cheating, therefore he was arrested and interrogated. The questions in the show revealed his past and every scene in it is a clue and answer to the question. Along side him is his brother, Salim and his lover, Latika.

Before you read on, I would like to warn you that some parts may contain hints of spoilers.

What did Slumdog Millionaire score on.

The direction of the movie is supreb, the scenes captured made me felt as if I was watching a book, unfolding all of its contents. Some scenes are flashy, some scenes are slow and hit pretty much all the perfect places. He depicted a sort of the true and harsh life of Indian slums. The movie also reminded me of Chinese gangster movies with the characters interaction with the gangsters. Also this movie sort of tells children, strangers maybe nice but they are only nice to you for their own profit. It also tells how unappreciated most slum children were. This movie is cruel, sick and mean in terms of how the story is going in general. But the cruel, sick and mean parts were actually the highlight of it, it makes you wanna pull an Angelina Jolie and adopt an Indian slum orphan. (Something that she actually haven't do... yet. I hope I get to do that when I get my celeb status.)

The story is definitely chilling and emotional at the same time. This is not your stupid action movie where everyone goes Sarah Palin and shoot people around and then camwhoring in the last scene. At least there are some gunfights that are simple, none of that missed suspense. It also depicts how harsh life is for some people, makes you sympathize for them and at the same time, glad that you are in your room getting a foot rub from an Asian illegal immigrant which acts as your personal foot rub and foot stool. It also shows you how greatful you are to not jump into a pile of poop, just to get Amitabh Bachan's autograph.

Its a story about love and action, only more emotional and stuff, really its heartbreaking. But not heartbreaking enough to drive me to tears. So far only Brokeback Mountain is the only Oscar animated movie that made me cry.

The story telling, the scenes are enticing and makes you feel real. Overall, a great movie to watch. 5 out of 5. I wish it the best of luck in the oscars.

Slumdog millionaire might carry away

1. Best Director
2. Best Picture
3. Best Cinematography
4. Best Film Editing
   

Like a Druggie That was Injected With a New Formula of Heroin

During the Chinese New Year and the preparations before the actual celebration.
I felt as if my mind was in a stance
Stagnant, blocked, unmoved.
I knew I got a bad case of Writer's Block.
Then I suddenly realized.
I make AMAZING POSTS when I am absolutely angry!

Its like being a firebender in avatar!
They channel their firebending through anger
as a source of inspiration
When I feel bitchy or comical, I felt so much relief.
Tapping through my energy
Feeling it moving through my veins and nerves
The juice of creativity, alive on my wrist
The impulse and instinct of writing, at the tips of my fingertips.
Tapping the energy onto the keyboard.
The feeling of writing is amazing

I feel very much alive.
I am back bitches!
Maybe even, bitchier than ever.

See. when I write when I am angry
I am able to observe details around me
Time slows down, allow me to feel the channel of energy within me
Letting me to bitch about every single little detail.

(Now all I need is my confidence back)
Then I am ready to tackle shit

How did I get them back?
Simple, by diving to the mouth of the devil
Also known as the dump of the high school I used to attend.

London bound

Hey my faithful Brendzblog legionnaires.
(Wait till I think of a suitable name for you people)
I will be going to the London from the 20th of February to March 15th.
If you haven't realized the video that I posted about a week ago is about me going to London.
So yeah, I will also be taking a train to Paris for a day, maybe two.

Also, support Kenny Sia getting his head shaved, ok?



Right now, not really in a mood to post new stuff or more about the cancer stuff
So hold on, hold your horses.
My emotional side has been haywire and dried all day.
On the 12th of February, 8 pm, I will be at spring to donate some cash and rub the guy's head,lol.

Controversy works.

Apparently, my blog is boring when I blog about mundane stuff.
Even I think its boring.
Sad, right.
Its funny, how infamy works.
When you do something nice, or normal, people ignore your blog
When in fact, you bitch about something.
Idiotic unknown people come over and spam your blog like hell
Telling you your blog is crap, bla bla bla.
Funny thing is these people have no balls at all.
Putting unknown names and start bitching about you.
Hey, if I think your blog sucks, I will DEFINITELY put my name on your blog,
GIVE you the link to my blog.
You can even request my email too.
Lol.
Well I have nothing to write about these days.
I am concentrating to whip up a new Casa La 7 episode
Playing this awesome online game called Shaiya
Hope I got the URL right.
If you want it, you can get the installation disk from me
Currently addicted to it.
OH YEAH.
I set 3 birds, 5 turtles and about 30 fishes free today.
I just throw them into the river behind my house actually
I even gave them names.
(Turtles and birds only. Too many fishies to name, so I just numbered them)

Birdies are normal pigeons that cost 20 bucks each!
I named them
Tweety
Pidgeotto
Songbird

I also named the turtles
Turtles
Wartortle
Green Fingers
Special
Ultimate

Also I have named a few of my newborn puppies
Will blog before I go London
Man, gonna miss my babies for a month.
Luckily I didn't leave during CNY.
My poor Liberty's heart may not take it.
Firecrackers, thunderstorm and the master who feeds her everyday gone?
She might faint.
LOL.

Its Chinese New Year!!! (In half an hour)

Everyone knows that the Chinese community of Kuching are a little 'festive' when it comes to Chinese New Year.
That is of course, if you want to rephrase it in a nice and subtle way.
The fact,
Chinese New Year in Kuching is like a bunch of nut cases buying supremely tacky deco, clean their house more mad than Bree Van De Kamp and the Stepford Wives combined and supremely FAKE and over dramatic people trying to show off how fucking clean, decorative, creative and whatever-tive their fucking house is. Not to mention the trigger crazy people who like to hear a big KABOOM and a whiff of gunpowder smoke, contributing to air pollution on this god forsaking already sick Earth.
It is Chinese New Year after all.
Everyone is in the spirit of the year of the Bull
Cause people here suddenly got Mad Cow Disease and start charging on everywhere to buy stuff.

Now time for some real witty fun jokes about Chinese New Year.

1. Chinese New Year is the only time of year where it is legal to set explosives.
2. Chinese New Year is the only time of year where people get their 'terrorist' side out
3. It is also the only time of the year where you can ask strangers for money
4. When there is a large explosion outside, its a good chance that is just a weak bomb.
   
5. A time where people would not run away from explosions and watch from the sidelines instead
6. Big noise, big smoke is better than a beautiful arrangement of fireworks display.
7. If you start shaking, its not an earthquake, its a firecracker!
8. Bree cleans her house like mad everyday, Kuching people do this every year.
9. This time of the year is Liberty's (my dog) worst nightmare coming true, too bad it happens every year.
   
10. As long as you wear red, (Red dress, red shoes, red underwear, red penis due to an infection) its fine.
11. Cheapskates fine it as the only reason to buy new clothes.
12. If you think you hear missiles shooting to the air or flying over you, its just a fireworks.
13. A great time for Muslim extremists to start terrorizing the world.

Now Chinese New Year is not that bad!
I get to show off my new outfit
I get to get a lot of money
I get to catch up with old friends
However, the most important part of Chinese New Year is the money.
Money come,Money come, Money come
Its all about the MONEY!!!

Happy Chinese Bullshit New Year everyone.

Blocked!

I know guys!
January is usually not a good month for me to blog
I don't know why but honestly, I felt as if my creativity is blocked
I can't harness my creative powers like I used to.
This is bad.
Real bad
Something inside me is wrong.
Its very mellow not powerful, assertive.
Sigh.
Writer's blog sucks
Casa La 7 is not cancelled
A new one is coming up
Wait and see.

MAJOR IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey guys
Sorry for the LACK of updates
Its not that I am real busy or anything
Its just that I basically ran out of creative juice to write stuff.
Well just to let you guys now what I am up to.
Take a look at the video below.
I hope you understand that what I am about to do next month.
Or exactly 30 days later.

Logical and funny

This is a tag worth doing
I mean seriously its worth doing!
There is no stupid questions like
'Have you told a lie?'
You don't need to know who the hell Oprah or Tyra is.
Its for everyone!
Make it creative
Make it fun
I am sure you would love it.
In fact, you do it blindly (ie without thinking, pure instinct), you are considered an idiot
Cause you are giving info about you and your family online.
Moreover, you don't feel like a nine year old!
You feel like a comedian with funny punch up lines.
Oh yeah
If you plagiarize my comments,
I swear to mother fucking God that I will crack your ass in half, I am gonna fuck you up so hard that you won't be able to walk for weeks (with a dildo of course) and tear you apart, molecule by molecule!
Moreover it so Ah Beng
Its so fun
Don't you know Ah Bengs fill their resumes like this?

Name: Nah Meh? You call me Nah Meh? You si beh bo ka si ah! Oh my name! Ben Beng
> Age: Can have babies oredi!
> Sex: Can! But you buy condom and book hotel ah, I no money
> Religion: I pray to statues and burn things, like sticks and paper.
> Race: I love to race, how you know?
> Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
> IC Number: I see number 8, very lucky you no?
> Telephone number: House no telephone.
> Hand phone number: 3310
> Address: EH! I boy la! I don't wear dress! You think I Chao Ah Qua Hah! See this? See my TAT TOO? See my LAN? Very big ah! Not like Chao Ah Qua as small as cigarette.
> City: Nor Haliza?
> Postcode: My post is leader of the Chao Ah Beng Gang, no code, we no have computer la!
> State: ment.
> Country: Kantree? Kantree ah? Ah... Sarawak!
> Marriage status: WAH! So chim o! What is this? Ohhh, I Kahwin or not ah, not Kahwin yet!
> Email Address: Oi! I no computer remember?
> Education Background: I no how to use parang, kwan dao, jian, taiji jian and kang hu. I also have sex education too, I no how to fuck people real good.
> Working Experience: I kill ten people, stolen from 20 people, rob 5 ah mah and rape 35 women and one man who I thought was a woman.
> Father's name: I have two daddy oh
> Father's IC: Which one?
> Mother's name: I have no mummy oh
> Mother's IC: How I know, I have two daddy leh!
> Current Salary: Depend on the day lo
> Expected Salary: A lot of money
> When can start work: I have 3 people to kill, ten women to rape and 6 debts to collect, about 1 week later, can?
> Highest qualification: my lan is 18cm and my height is 178cm
> Grade: I got A+ in fucking, the rest i get A
> College/University: I dunno what is that
> Signature: Sign nature? Oh sign my name hah! Can use chop? Easier bah!

Boycott

A message to all supporters of boycotting American Goods

ALLAH!!!! The US supports the Israeli air strikes on Gaza.
WE MUST BOYCOTT AMERICAN PRODUCTS!!!
If we manage to fully boycott American products!
They will lose money and cannot use it as funds to make weapons for Israel!
We will put a serious blow to the economy!!!
Because we think that America only trades with Malaysia!!!
So please stop buying these things
We must unite!

I know Chinese New Year is coming soon but please stop buying Pepsi and Coca Cola!!

Pepsi

Coca Cola

See? I even label nice nice for you people so that you can identify these products!
So that you know not to buy these products made by the wretched vermin of the Americans!
I know that Coca Cola and Pepsi taste very nice.
But don't drink Cola and Pepsi
Don't play play, you people.
Cola and Pepsi can kill Palestinians!
They get killed by you drinking them and then somehow over at Gaza, Palestinians drop like flies.
Drink other versions of Cola and Pepsi
I know they suck compared to the sweet, fizzy and delicious brew of Cola and Pepsi but Palestinians need to survive!

Hot Dog

Hot Dogs are originated from America, so don't go to 1901 and eat hot dog, every hot dog you eat there will be like a homing missile ready to stuff itself into a Palestinian's asshole, be it man, woman, child or transsexual.

Motorola phone

Do not buy Motorola phones, afterward the Americans can make more bombs to help the Israelis who will use the bombs to bomb Palestinians!


Instead, do what Naomi Campbell does! Throw your Motorola cell phone at your Indonesian maid! It will not explode and kill your maid but spoiling the phone will prove that you are against the Americans!

Nike

Nike is an American brand, every step you take in a Nike shoe will be like a tank rolling over many poor Palestinians! So you must throw away your Nike shoes or even better! Throw it at your Indonesian maid!

Apple

Please do not buy Macbook or iPods as they belong to Apple Inc. Apple is the biggest phenomenon and money maker in the US. No iPod means no harm will be caused to Palestinians.
So please smash your iPod to pieces with a hammer, run over it with your car or bash it on your Indonesian maid's head 80 times to show your disapproval!

American Idol is bad for us. Because it is Americans. Those people pay taxes to contribute to the funding of bombs to the Israelis! Although it premiers on January 13th on Star World and we are of course in awe of American musicians. But we must boycott them because they are Americans!

Starbucks is a product of America, like iPod it is like a poisonous jellyfish spreading its deadly tentacles to Malaysia! We must boycott this too.


Order Kopi O instead
Kopi O good!
Also not American!
Kopi O is not as good as the smooth, creamy, milky, rich, fufilling and foamy texture of a caramel macchiato but it is the best!
Dell is an American company and since the government uses Dell products in computing, the units must be removed and returned from teachers and government servants alike, they should be given ACER instead. Its bigger, bulkier, heavier and approximately half of them will come with problems without you causing them!

Dota is American because it is created by Blizzard Entertainment and American company, all Dota nerds must no longer play this game. Because the killings there is just like the killings of the Palestinians
Instead...



Play CONGKAK! Its like Dota in marble form!

We should also boycott movies like 'Twilight' and 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' as they do not deserve our attention. The money earned here will not be given to make a sequel, it will be given to make new bombs for the Israelis!



Children should also be active in boycotting American products. They should boycott Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse

See? Mickey Mouse also supports the Americans! We must not show children these things as they will pollute their minds and influence them with bad Western values like premarital sex.
In short, watching Mickey Mouse now will probably influence your kids to fuck each other in the future.

Keluang Man

They should be exposed to more traditional cartoons that are Malaysian made like Keluang Man! Lousier graphics, voice acting and animation but Made In Malaysia! Watching Keluang Man will ensure your children to become the next Prime Minister!

Next, the youth should not listen to music from people like Mariah Carey and Britney Spears!

Mariah Carey

Britney Spears

Listening to those albums only corrode the pride of our culture! It only makes young people wanna go to a salon and shave their hair off and go clubbing without their underwear. Britney Spears and Mariah Carey are US propaganda to earn money to make more weapons for palestinians. Watching Britney dancing is like watching bullets shooting from her breast and kill many Palestinians while Mariah Carey's voice is like an echo soundwave that makes the Palestinians ears bleed and die of blood loss.

There are two more things you need to boycott to consider yourself a true supporter.

First you need to boycott...

Brendzblog

This very site. This blog is written by a guy who approves gay marriage, is addicted to Britney Spears, watches Mickey Mouse when he was a kid, owns an iPod, just ate Hot Dogs for dinner, used to own a Motorola cell phone, has walked out of Starbucks with two coffees, drank immense amounts of Pepsi, and is a big fan of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Moreover, he speaks like an American and has made out with more than one man ON PURPOSE!!!!
He has already kissed a boy and he likes it
He might go out and walk around without his underwear!
He is a bad influence!

Another thing is that we must block Microsoft Office since its American! We

*On a side note, I didn't know that Kenny Sia already pulled it. The contents above is actually from a forwarded letter. I just added a few touches into it (Pepsi, Domino's, my blog, the crude sentences which reflects my sharp tongued alter ego). Hey if you wanna copy, make sure your copy is better than the original. *

Got my schedule

Okay, my Swinburne schedule is only on mornings and afternoon.
Latest is on a Thursday afternoon, like on 5.30
So I have been blessed by God
That friends, old and new will be sharing the same schedule with me
So far I am happy
So far I am great
So far I am excited.
The complete list are as follows are those who have the same schedule as me

Brendan (me, there is no another Brendan)
Jia Jin
Yuyun
Johanna
Audrey
Belinda
Kelly (new)
Jilly
Stephanie
Nguyen/Martin/hien/the Vietnamese dude (new)
Anderson (Audrey's friend) (new)

Removed
Ling Sing Jin (man, this guy is a great friend, sad to see him getting another group but at least he got Dr Yong)
Cindy (Well, as far as I am concerned, I don't miss her, sorry, I just don't)
Crystal (Oh well, goodbye)
Leslie (AWW, I am sad, I wonder how many boyfriends has she gone through, I cannot keep count now!)

Hoping
Samantha ( Just cause she fits well into everything)
Chai Hui ( I want a funny guy thrown into the mix, fingers crossed)
Sim Peng Soon (Well, the guy is generally a nice guy, should be thrown in)
Kelvin ( Well, we should be the same class this semester, if Fates allow it, I mean we were competing together once)
Yong Kiat Seng (This guy is cool, just wanna know him better, he should work real fine too)
Puspa (Although she disappears a lot, its tradition to keep her in)

Okay
I don't know my law, accounting or marketing lecturers
So I don't wanna judge them
But this Judith person who will be teaching me, English?
Not so sure
I WANT MISS HU!
My HOT English teacher last semester
I also heard Dr Yong, my Innovation and Change teacher last semester
is teaching English this semester
and
I WANT IN
DR YONG is so cool cause she is so cooky!!!!!
Does that make sense?

Anyways
I hope that this LARGE group of people will try and get together
and be ONE HUGE GROUP of friends
Imagine the fun!

Blog gone wrong

This blog is called Brendzblog
Sex, Lies, Men, Women, and Controversies revealed
Its about me
Talking about my life
Adding in bitchy quotes, comical puns, realistic writing, and a whole lot of opinions.
Lately, especially the more recent posts
This blog has been losing its perspective
Like an aura or a soul has evaporated and disappeared within me
In the process, my creative juice is under production
The clogs operating my creativity has rusted and clogged in place.
The links within my left brain have since long lost touch and broken down
Logic, wit, creativity, bitchiness all have dispersed to the far corners of my head
Basically, my mind was in a shutdown
I know this in my heart because I feel unsatisfied with my blog post recently.

The blog posts themselves were basically average
Its so typical
Now typical for me is above average for you, well most of you.
The more recent ones look a little retarded
There were not much opinions generated there.
As if I was afraid that I would get backlashed by unhappy surfers who read my blog.

Honestly, thinking back, I kinda let my guard down.
I let the opinions on the shoutbox influence me
The shoutbox serves one purpose, for those who want to comment but too lazy to go through the 'tough' security.
Its pathetic of me to even allow the influence to creep in on me latch its tentacles onto my veins.

Its my blog
I blog what I want
I blog what I feel
No one can ever tell me to shut down my blog
Not even the government, the UN or my parents.
Its my right as a blogger and owner of Brendzblog to say what I want to say.

Its really sad to see some cowards have the nerve to post such derogatory remarks onto my blog.
They usually put their nickname and start posting nasty, generalized, untrue and vilely assumed comments like my blog sucks or my blog content is crap or it is 'crapz'
without explaining why is it?
This explains that not only those people are pathetic, they have no writing talent, they have no lives, they just say it because its fun and they have absolutely nothing to do.
Maybe even, they are too dumb to understand and have a nerve to pose as a critic.
More importantly, I bet that every one of them can never write as good as I do and are jealous of my talent.
It is logical that someone who enters my blog and do not like it would give it a five second look and leave, never to return again.
Who wants to look at a crappy blog again and again?
Waste of time.
Those who take the time and leave comments are those who like my page
Either they are impressed or bitterly jealous
Jealousy is not a good thing, believe you me.
Ever heard of the saying if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all?

Now, everyone can own a blog.
Its free.
There is blogspot, wordpress, thumbblogger, xanga and many more.
But what's in it on the other hand is very different.
You see everyone can blog but very few can be popular and even fewer can blog as good as me.
There is no need to say that people filling both criteria (Xiaxue, Kenny and maybe me) are rare.
Writing is a talent, an honor, a privilege bestowed to me from God
I have the potential to have a long running blog and potential to be a popular one.
Basically, my greatness proves too good for some people to handle.

I know that sometimes you have to run off and refer to the dictionary on some of my volcabulary
If so
I recommend Oxford's Advanced Learners Dictionary
It kept me good company for two years and going strong.
Sometimes its just good to be complicated
Cause that is what I am complicated.
You like me, you come visit my blog
You hate me, buzz off

If you ever wonder why I despise Guitar Hero

Brendan 2009 says:
wei
Brendan 2009 says:
darren got guitar
Brendan 2009 says:
ryan too
R i c k says:
-.-lll
R i c k says:
wat guitar?
Brendan 2009 says:
guitar la
R i c k says:
ps2 guitar?
Brendan 2009 says:
folk guitar
R i c k says:
or real guitar?
Brendan 2009 says:
like real guitar
R i c k says:
i mean is for ps2 har?
Brendan 2009 says:
no
Brendan 2009 says:
real actual guitar
R i c k says:
-.-lll
R i c k says:
crazy
Brendan 2009 says:
tell u
Brendan 2009 says:
ur guitar hero corrupted thier minds
R i c k says:
haha
Brendan 2009 says:
derrick lee, I am gonna kill u
R i c k says:
wat guitar they buy?
Brendan 2009 says:
acoustic
R i c k says:
they duno the codes how they ply?
R i c k says:
-.-ll
R i c k says:
swt
Brendan 2009 says:
i dun care
Brendan 2009 says:
now i am scolding you
Brendan 2009 says:
now
R i c k says:
-.-
Brendan 2009 says:
i aready have to suffer guitar hero crap in the computer, itunes, ps2 and my car(ryan's CD)
R i c k says:
haha
R i c k says:
xD
Brendan 2009 says:
now I have to hear 'rock like a hurricane' acoustic version
R i c k says:
nice brothers u hav there
R i c k says:
^^
R i c k says:
=D
Brendan 2009 says:
i am going insane
Brendan 2009 says:
fuck
R i c k says:
haha
Brendan 2009 says:
and you know how annoying it is when they cannot stop strumming their fucking guitar
Brendan 2009 says:
they no talent one, damn it, annoying
R i c k says:
wtf
R i c k says:
they duno the codes they still strum it?
R i c k says:
wtf
Brendan 2009 says:
I am hoping that the strings break and scratch their face in the process
R i c k says:
=.=
R i c k says:
evil~~
Brendan 2009 says:
i have bad headache ah
Brendan 2009 says:
not only i am sick, now i think i am gonna get brain cancer
R i c k says:
haha
R i c k says:
lol
R i c k says:
tats bad
R i c k says:
tell ur mum lar
R i c k says:
lol
Brendan 2009 says:
my mom
Brendan 2009 says:
ugh
Brendan 2009 says:
no sense can penetrate that titanium stubborn skull of hers
Brendan 2009 says:
that's what you get when you have two bulls as parents
Brendan 2009 says:
please derrick
Brendan 2009 says:
why are you such a bad influence on them
Brendan 2009 says:
I rather allow them to be those anime manga geeks like gary or something, at least they will shut up
Brendan 2009 says:
sure, i will have to readjust spaces for my charmed and chick lit collection
Brendan 2009 says:
but at least they shut up
Brendan 2009 says:
help me
Brendan 2009 says:
you started this
R i c k says:
-.-

Happy New Year, *cough* *cough*... *sneeze*

Hey guys!!!!!!!
Its 2009
*cough* *cough*
Yeah, I am sick
Apparently I partied too much
sort of
Plus I drank a small pint of beer
Like Quarter pint?
Now I am like very sick
My back is irritatingly painful
I have been coughing none stop
I sneeze a lot
And generally feel like CRAP!!!!!!!!
So for the first two and possibly 3 days of 2009
I am sick
Lying in bed
With lots and lots of orange juice, chicken soup and icky yucky porridge being served in front of me.
I like breakfast in bed
But breakfast in bed with porridge, no thanks
I hate porridge
I like claypot porridge but not porridge.