The Ah Lian and Ah Beng driving song

This should be the song that is a MUST to hump the Ah Lian and Ah Beng playlist.
Plagiarized (sort of) from Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive
Here we go ppl

Shut Up and Watch Me drive

I am looking for something that is qualifed
Myvi, Kenari or any Cibai
As long as it's new and makes me look good
After that pimp it up so that it looks cute

So if you wanna know know know
Come on know, what are you waiting for for for
My engine is ready to explode explode explode
After that just look and watch me go go go go

Watch me drive in my super sweet ride
Working on my makeup during red light
Hogging the fast lane in my pride
Cause I want everyone to watch me drive

Brake from 80-0 in o.5
With my monokuro boo keys
Shut up and watch me drive.

I got class like animal crap
With my Kueh Chap just hanging at the back
Pork is my favorite thing to eat
Cause I am also a pig, can't you see?

So if you wanna know know know
Come on know, what are you waiting for for for
My engine is ready to explode explode explode
After that just look and watch me go go go go

Watch me drive in my super sweet ride
Working on my makeup during red light
Hogging the fast lane in my pride
Cause I want everyone to watch me drive

Brake from 80-0 in o.5
With my monokuro boo keys
Shut up and watch me drive.

Oh my god, its the cops
have to stop, and get ready what i got
act cute like the powerpuff girls
then add 50 ringgit
then continue and watch me drive

So if you wanna know know know
Come on know, what are you waiting for for for
My engine is ready to explode explode explode
After that just look and watch me go go go go

Watch me drive in my super sweet ride
Working on my makeup during red light
Hogging the fast lane in my pride
Cause I want everyone to watch me drive

Brake from 80-0 in o.5
With my monokuro boo keys
Shut up and watch me drive.
Shut up and watch me drive
Shut up and watch me dirve

'Kah Ni Neh er, u see me?
So sat in my 9.90 mini-skirt from AH lain are us, eh
take picture liao
Cute whorxxxx'