Brendan Sucks At

Hi, I everyone today, I am going to tell you something.
This something is actually someone
And this someone is Brendan
And Brendan, well
he
(Guitar strumms)
sucks
And he sucks at a lot of things

Brendan sucks at driving cause his presence is already hazardous to road users

Brendan sucks at walking cause he walks like a transvestite model

Brendan sucks at riding a bike as he always falls and cracks his ass

Brendan sucks at dieting cause the pounds minus on the negatives

Brendan sucks at cooking cause his pizza made him spend the whole night on the toilet seat

Brendan sucks at being gay because cause even gays have better love lives than him

Brendan sucks at being straight cause he is too picky

Brendan sucks at math cause he can't count properly

Brendan sucks at being a typical Malaysian although he doesn't regret at sucking

Brendan sucks at moral because he hates moral and plans to suck at it

Brendan sucks at Chinese cause he has been failing it since form one

Brendan sucks at not sucking cause he sucks at almost everything

Brendan sucks at directions cause it took him an hour to reach the Coffee Bean at Cold Storage

Brendan sucks at blogging cause he is blogging that he sucks