Since I can't, I will compile 25 reasons in no particular order on my reasosn to leave this shitty town.
- I want to move out of Kuching because I cannot stand my mother
- I want to move out of Kuching because there is not enough shopping malls
- I want to move out of Kuching because I don't like the humid weather
- I want to move out of Kuching because most people here are idiots
- I want to move out of Kuching because most girls here have no taste in fashion
- I want to move out of Kuching because I want a fresh start
- I want to move out of Kuching because I want new scenery
- I want to move out of Kuching because I am not sexually attracted to the guys here
- I want to move out of Kuching because I am not sexually attracted to the girls here
- I want to move out of Kuching because I can clearly see that the transexuals are actually men in a dress and some make up
- I want to move out of Kuching because I hate the trashy fashion sense here
- I want to move out of Kuching because the place is boring
- I want to move out of Kuching because I prefer larger options
- I want to move out of Kuching because I am jealous that my youngest brother is going to a private school even though he has an intelligence of a halfwit
- I want to move out of Kuching because I am realizing my youngest brother got the education I wanted and I find it unbearable to live with
- I want to move out of Kuching because if I am stuck here for another 2 years, I am pretty sure that I am going to commit suicide
- I want to move out of Kuching because I am poretty sure I can lose weight and be fit elsewhere
- I want to move out of Kuching because I like cities and Kuching isn't.
- I want to move out of Kuching because students here would think that Swinburne is a resort hotel if there is a swimming pool available.
- I want to move out of Kuching because there are too many geeks, dorks and nerds here.
- I want to move out of Kuching because some people think that heart shaped nugget is WESTERN FOOD
- I want to move out of Kuching because the word 'western food' exists.
- I want to move out of Kuching because I find most people here annoying and immature
- I want to move out of Kuching because Swinburne has more slackers than actual workers
- I want to move out of Kuching because there is no Prada
6 comments:
I understand your pain. Except for the sexual attraction part... But I absolutely understand you when there is no Prada.
Haha this makes me so glad UM is in the most happening city in Malaysia XD But roots are roots la Brendan you'll never be able to abandon your roots =) Cheers~
I see when are you going to move out from Kuching? Anyway good luck in what you do.. :)
To Doreen
like never, I am still here next year! Will still see your face, lol
To Jake
Yeah, just stick to the Prada part, don't question the rest, lol
To Yumimi
I want to be 'uprooted', i wold love my roots from a far far distance
actually u can find prada but its only a phone XD
Love the last part...well there are Prada stores in kl but things are not so hyped up. over here, we just walk past the prada stores without much 2nd glance...except maybe during the change of seasons and you might wanna check out what is in and what is out
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