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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dynasty Warriors 6

So I love to play this game called Dynasty Warriors which is in its sixth installment now. For those of you who don't know about this game, Dynasty Warriors is a hack and slash game where you basically run around and beat the crap out of your opponents, simple?
Since I love playing this game (seriously, if you ever wanna release stress, just play this game, u will be surprised how fun it is when you imagine people you hate, and you all know who I hate geting beaten around like rag dolls.) So anyways, I am just to come here and give my opinion (like so many die hard addicts would, only that they are more immediate in their response) on what their revamped image on all the characters, the decision to cut seven of them, their new weapons which some are shared.

Lets start with my go to girl, Zhen Ji

Zhen Ji

Now, Zhen Ji is my MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER in the series, Zhen Ji in pre Dynasty Warriors 6 (PDW6) is definitely fun to play with. She is also the first person I chose when I started playing, she also earned me my first 1000KO (memories, memories). Her flute is sensationally whacking. I love using her and her flute to whack the shit out of people plus her knockback kick attack (Square button 3 times followed by a traingle) kicks ass, literally. I mean u hit some one from behind like that, the person FLIES literally to another corner like someone getting their ass kicked out of the bar!
Haha! Now her flute is replaced by a chain whip aka, clone of Diao Chan since she (Zhen Ji) doesn't have a story mode. So Brendan is extremely PISSED and therefore current rating is a big negative 2!!! Get the DAMN flute back KOEI!!!! Damn, so angry about the flute and forgot to comment on her cute outfit.




Kingdom of SHU Ma Chao
Ma Chao is my go to guy in PDW6. Ma Chao at first is a very difficult character to master, hence, I used him very rarely at first, as my skills improved, so does my ability in using Ma Chao. And now, I kick serious ass with him, he currently sits at the top of my list on the 'kill as much as you can in 10 minutes challenge' in 1538KOs. Which is pretty cool, I must say. I reallty like Ma Chao's design on this one, better than the hard armor he always has on, so defintely a plus.




Yue Ying
Yue Ying is defintely got a drastic makeover, her first appearance in the game was a drabby soccer mom in the Han Dynasty thing and now that she has a MUCH HOTTER outfit,I think she rocks and her weapon suits her, I feel that Sun Shang Xiang who has a story mode, therefore making Yue Ying the clone should be the clone. It defintely suits her very well. Gets another positive from me!




Guan Ping
Guan Ping is a really cool dude. In PDW6, I find him pretty effective and easy to use. Although slower than my usual choices of characters (DUH! He used to slug a giant stone sword around, no wonder mah!) But I defintely love him. I like his style and its got no problems with me. His outfit suits him, young and boyish, although the fur on his jacket will make PETA pissed off. I think a spear suits him better than a halberd though. currently DW6 is at a neutral zero with a mixed reaction with Guan Ping.




Zhao Yun
Zhao Yun is the cover boy of this game and usually has a very pretty face. In PDw6,he is Darren's go to guy. I used him a few times, simple and easy to use, not really much of a problem, really. I am definitely impressed with his new moves and outfit but I won't be using a lot of him though, he may be the cover boy, but I just don't find him interesting enough. Plus one for DW6!


Guan Yu
Guan Yu is a beginner's choice. Slow but very easy to use, in PDW6, I used him and lost my patience with him, he is too slow, like a turtle. People who like it slow and steady will find him perfect. I like fast so, whatever. His costume looks great, not much complaints though so he gives another plus one to Koei!


Wei Yan
Freaky much? I like it though but not really in to the weapon. In PDW6, I do use him, find him a quite okay character, no problems with him but the weapon now, honestly is a disappointting choice. I much prefer the old one though.Mixed reaction, no gain for Koei.


Zhuge Liang



Zhuge Liang is a wise strategist and well, I don't use him a lot since well I don't know how to use him cause I usally die when I use him. In PDW6, i rarely touch him but he isn't that good to play with, honestly, he doesn't suit my tactic of beating the crap out of any enemy in sight as usually if I do that, I will get myself beaten to crap. Now for the costume which is usually very regal but this one seems to look so the sissy on him, it looks like a more regal version of my mother's bathrobe, Zhuge Liang gives a negative one to DW6


Zhang Fei

Zhang Fei is a character that I have never touched in my life. For good reason too, he is just too slow in PDW6. REAL SLOW. Now though, his suit looks good and I hope he is quicker cause everytime he approaches me to get his ass kicked, I usually see him running in slow motion before getting his ass kicked. So Zhang Fei gets a plus one to Koei.


Liu Bei



Liu Bei, in PDW6, I used him once and never again. I just don't like the style of his fighting. He is an all round character, best suited for beginners like Guan Yu, only quicker. But honestly I don't like it very much. Now his new costume is much youthful and younger, very unlike his old one. I like the choice of weapon and style so Liu Bei gets a plus one for Koei.



Huang Zhong



Huang zhing is an old dude with a lot od heart, in PDW6 he also sucks cause I don't know how to use him. His new costume is an upgrade though even though it looks drabbier than the previous ones. The old dude gives a plus one for DW6.



Pang Tong

Yikes! What the hell is this? Scary la! He is supposed to be sarcastic, not scary! He is not some wicked old witch of the west okay! In PDW6, he sucks and I don't use him much cause he sucks. Minus one for DW6.



KINGDOM OF WEI



Zhang He



Honestly, Zhang He's outfit should be given to Zhen Ji la. But none the less, the dude loves elegance and beauty in the art of fighting. I think that the halberd is cute although I much prefer his old weapon, a pair of claws. In PDW6, I used him and liked him. He rocks and he looks like he can rock now! So plus one for DW6!



Cao Pi



Cao Pi in PDW6 is okay for me, I do use him quite often but he is okay. I definitely like him better in shorter hair. He rocks, the weapon choice is cool too, more regal looking, very the high class. Plus one for DW6



Zhang Liao



Zhang Liao has a major and drastic makeover. I mean in PDW6, he wears a something like Guan Yu. His weapon is also like that, now his weapon is changed, which I think its okay and the heavy plated armor is okay, I don't know how to react really, its a major change but its not that bad but I still liked the old one. So no gain cause no reaction.



Xu Huang



This is his first appearance in a helmet instead of a turban and he is heavily armored instead of the 'baju kurung' he always wears. More suited for war really. I liked it. In PDW6, I also used him frequently. His axe rocks, lets hope his new weapon which is a dagger axe instead of a traditional axe rocks. He gets a plus one for Koei.



Xiahou Dun



Xiahou Dun in PDW6 used to weild a scimitar, now he weilds a club. I like this new look, really. Way better than the old one, and Koei really made him well so no problem giving Xiahou Dun a plus one.



Sima Yi


Eh! Why Koei make all the strategist macam TRANNY/PONDAN/SISSY/AH KUA punya ha?I thought Zhang He with the feminine silk clothing and high heels is the only AH KUA in the game? Koei getting more open? I love the choice of deadly finger claw weapon things, very the devious but very girly, Sima Yi gives DW6 a negative one.


Cao Cao


Cao Cao in PDW6, is way better compared to the other 3 heads of the 3 kingdoms era. He is more swift in his attacks compared to the other 2 which are Sun Jian and Liu Bei. I like it. His new look has less armor than usual but all in all its ok. Cao cao's new outfit is great, nice weapon, no complaints gets a plus one to DW6.


Xu Zhu


Xu Zhu is a pig. He is also very slow and I just don't like him. He should be cut. Unless in PDW6 he rolls around like a ballwhen he gets his ass kicked, all of this would be different. Not much change in his outfit or anything drastic, minus one to DW6


Xiahou Yuan


Xiahou Yuan is a dude who is really large and used to weild a club. Moreover, he used to be heavily armored. But the really large sword he weilds now looks cool! I like his overall design so he gets a plus one to Koei!


Cao Ren


Cao Ren is a very defensive, heavily armored and slow character in PDW6. And in DW6, he doesn't change at all. So he is still very defensive and the buckler blade (a shield with a blade connected) is replaced by a really large lance. Its not as attractive as compared to the others but still he deserves a plus one to DW6.


Dian Wei

Wow! Talk about a MAJOR makeover. Dian Wei in PDW6, sucks. His axe doesn't work well for me and I just don't like the overall style. But I LOVE this guy now! Koei has now make this guy look and is DESTRUCTIVE!!! Man, he looks real kick ass with this large metal sharp ball and chain. Plus one for DW6!

Kingdom of Wu

Xiao Qiao

Xiao Qiao is VERY CUTE!!!!!! I love her outfit and Koei specially kept her adorable fans for this installment. Although I very much prefer her cute jacket in DW5 but this one seems cute and girly too! So Xiao Qiao gets a positive earning one mark for DW6!!!!

Lu Xun

Lu Xun in PDW6 sucks, period. His moves are too technical for me and I find it very hard to use but in DW6, his usefulness seems promising, I have to say. I really love his costume, as for the sword we will have to wait and see then, Lu Xun gets a positive and gives Koei a plus one.

Gan Ning

Gan Ning in PDW6 is an Ah Beng in the game, a rowdy little sky pirate. His musou (special attack) is an uncontrollably super speed and fast running with his blade which I only use for crowd clearing and rushing without a horse purpose which is also very hard to control. In DW6, he looks MORE Ah Beng and has some sissy looking kunais, negative, minus one to the game.

Zhou Yu

About the fact that Koei makes strategist looks like DAMN Ah Kuas is definitely proven in Zhou Yu, even though he is wearing tights and a MINI MINI skirt which his dick may flash out if not were for those tights, adding the girlyness is boots that are THANKFULLY not high heeled. Plus he has very pale face, paler than his wife, Xiao Qiao. Negative, and a minus one for DW6.

Zhou Tai

In PDW6, Zhou Tai, ROCKS!!!! He has the most japanesse influence in the game, weilding a katana. His outfit doesn't change much only more red and shredded cape but honsetly, I still prefer a Katana than this sword, negative, minus one for DW6.

Ling Tong

Ling Tong is the Kung Fu master in PDW6, he weilds a nunchaku and I had great fun with him. Not much problem with him either. Now in DW6, I like the new outfit but not liking the Halberd he is getting, seems suckish la. Negative, minus one for Koei.

Sun Shang Xiang

Sun Shang Xiang weilds these moon chakrams and is a tomboy in PDW6, now she has a bow and is a girly girl. THIS SUCKS! I want her Chakrams BACK! They were MUCH BETTER, negative, minus one for Koei.

Sun Ce

Sun Ce in PDW6 wields tonfas. This new look is more regal, officiating him to a more ruler-ish role, I like the spear, btw. Very nice except for the chopstick on the heaf, well thanks to the chopstick, no reaction, no points.

Huang Gai

Huang Gai is one of the few people who DID NOT change his weapon but honestly I don't care. In PDW6, I didn't even touched him. However, his shields is replaced by a strong arm armor thing, which I think its pretty cool. But I don't really like the mohawk for the old dude so its a negative reaction, minus one for DW6.

Taishi Ci
Taishi Ci in PDW6 is a very easy to control character but for some reason, I never feel the satisfaction of bashing people from him so I never bother to use him much. But this time, he looks cooler, I have to say so plus one for Koei

Sun Jian
Sun Jian's hair looks WAY MORE hotter than his two sons combined. But are we building a ruler or some aged Ah Beng popstar? Minus one for Koei.

Sun Quan
Sun Quan looks okay. The youthful look really suits him cause in the past games, I thought Sun Ce is the younger brother. Thankfully the mistake is corrected, so plus one for Koei.

Lu Meng
Lu Meng is a character that relies on his strength and technique, rather than the speed or the motion of his attack, he is generally, the weakest player in the game in PDW6. Now, he looks more rugged and shabby which is cool and the only strategist that could not be pulled off as a girl so good work for Koei though I hate Lu Meng. Plus one.

Diao Chan
Diao Chan is one of my favorite characters in the game, in PDW6, she is very decent in her clothing and now, Koei pulls out and gave her this sexy bombshell with a chainwhip which suits her better in this outfit. The face is fine too but I think the whip is better, plus one for DW6.

Lu Bu
Lu Bu is a bad ass and the most difficult character to beat in the game like seriously. He kicks serious ass. And now with more armor, he looks even more badass. But the cricket thing on his head is still there but whatever, it can be overlooked. Plus one for Koei.

Dong Xhuo
OMG!!! Koei, what the HELL did you do?
I know that Dong Zhuo is a fat bastard but do you really have to exaggerate until this kind of level? Its ugly. I know he is a fat bastard but at least make the fat bastard look more presentable? Minus one

Yuan Shao
Yuan Shao is a real rich and cocky dude, and I liked his PDW6 style but this one looks very ridiculous. Like honestly, I can't stop laughing its like someone stuck a gay looking butterfly on the bumper of a proton. Minus one for Koei

Zhang Jiao
Zhang Jiao is an old coot whose ass would be your first to kick. I didn't touch him in PDW6 so no comment. Overall, it looked good, sort of a deranged crazy dude which he is. Suits him, plus one for Koei

These are the seven characters deleted

Jiang Wei

Jiang Wei rocked wonder why they cut him? I love him, its sad. His moves worked well for me though not as effective.

Zhu Rong
Zhu Rong was a very difficult character to master but once u get the hang of it, she works well.

Zuo Ci

Zuo Ci is an old man that ROCKED. He has cards that just kick awesome ass.

Pang De
Pang De was a guy I rarely used but his style is simple, nothing flashy or attractive but very effective.

Xing Cai
Xing Cai is a bitch. Though I am not glad that she's gone. She is a good character to use for more advanced players

Meng Huo
Meng Huo is well, Meng Huo, a barbarian. I didn't used him though, he just repulses me.

Da Qiao
This is the biggest disappointment! I hate it! Why cut her? I know she is annoying and very Michelle Lim and I prefer her sister over her but I like to use her. Why Koei? Why? Such a disappointment.

All of them gets a minus one for Koei.

In conclusion, the new dynasty warriors suck! BRING BACK ZHEN Ji's FLUTE!!!!!!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

I so need to play Dynasty Warriors now

So much pented up anger!!!!
GRRRR!!!!!!!!
ROAR!!!!!!
I need some dynasty warrior to cool me off
Zhen Ji, get ready
gonna use you to kick some serious ass

Friday, October 24, 2008

ITS HERE! ITS FINALLY HERE

Casa La 7
Season 2 Premiere
Read now!
Woot!
I am so happy right now

Long Overdue

Casa La 7 is long overdue
I promise to post one out by this weekend
Hopefully
But I assure you, its gonna be the best and awesome season premiere
and it should be
I did the cliche cliffhanger, lol
Man, you guys must be agitated
Be patient, the wait is almost over

Thursday, October 23, 2008

I see me and him dancing in a field of daisies.

Okay, here I go again, going all gay and crazy again
Funny how a little compliment, kept me smiling for over an hour in swinburne
He likes my suit!!
He likes my suit!!
My currently wrinkly suit due to profuse sweating suit!!!!
Oh woe, how I wished he loved me instead.
I really was hoping for that.
Okay, okay, wishful thinking again
There goes Brendan the nut job going all Carrie Bradshaw again
I was thinking, I would love to play the male version of Carrie
Boy I am a hopeless romantic really
Funny to think that after the immense pressure of innovation and change, IT and English will probably making me angry and pissed off where I will do the 5SC1 incident which I go down the list of classmates and insulting everyone in them.
Especially 3 certain little ah lian, lazy ass bitches who give me some crap of an article which a nine year old can do far better and hanging with all their stupid ah beng boyfriends and kidnapping my sushi king card for 3 whole days.
But thanks to him, my temper has turned to into gooey, sensitive mush.
Like melted butter.
Man, I hope he has a kiss that would make me melt like butter, cause his face does.
The lips, by the way, looks promising

From a very mushy heart,
XOXO
Brendan Goh

PS. I am NOT gay, I am a BISEXUAL. I play with my intentions. Girls here SUCK. either they are NICE to look at but NOT GOOD to have or NICE to have but NOT GOOD to look at. The people who qualify are already taken. That's why it has been all boys

Monday, October 20, 2008

New Crush

I am stalking another one, *evil laughs*
He's cute, yummy and tasty too.
Moreover, he has an iPhone
I have fell in love with him!!
I love you
well, I love your iPhone more
Okay, okay
I really need to check myself into a rehab for iPod addiction.
Seriously, I don't love the guy
I just love the iPhone he is having
I don't love his iPhone
I just wanna love him enough till he buys me one and I will chuck him into singleland again
I know I know, wishful thinking again.
Hey I am desperate enough to even consider dating a man and have a promising relationship instead of a Katy Perry-ish experiment of game
been single for so long, i just think, its time.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Too busy to write

Not on Brendzblog, Casa la 7
As you guys would prolly know, Casa La 7 is my second blog
a story blog.
Its about me, Brendan Goh leaving Kuching city to live in this small Californian town called Teston.
Where then I will encounter things ala 90210, Gossip Girl, Priveleged, and the early years of One Tree Hill
So I am lazy and tired to write the second season's premiere as the first season finale we were left at a cliffhanger
So I am busy to write
Which sucks
Oh well, till the next holiday.
Hope I don't cancel it.

Friday, October 17, 2008

I feel suckish so... I want everyone to feel suckish :)

Okay, I am angry, irritated, frustrated, pissed, bitchy, nasty, mean, horrible, terrible, bitter like vegetable, fucked up, mad and downright angry (wait, did I say angry?) about my damn IT project.

Choo Ai Ling aka according to Tan Meng Siang or should I say Ta Meng Siang who calls her 'chubs' or Elton who calls her 'short pig' which I found really hilarious but whatever, likes to torture people's lives by putting me into next weeks instead of two weeks later like Jia Jin, Belinda, Yuyun, Cindy. So anyway us 'interesting' people other than Belinda of course who is the queen of wushu or whatever that I never knew about and then again, whatever. Face it, people like Jia Jin and cindy who find humor using curry stains on Chilipepper's table as extra gravy for its really spicy food is absolutely... lame and if their lives were a reality show, I would rather watch teenagers who do nothing but lie in the sand all day like the kids in Laguna Beach or Newport Habour, then again, watching a snail move or attending 3 sessions of law lecture is more eventful.

Plus they complain and whine at almost everything. Moreover, no life one, like robots, like Andrew the Motherchucker
'I hate taking pictures'
'I hate walking so far'
'Spring? So far and so expensive!' *an hour later* 'No donuts for us ah, hehe'
'Lets wait till friday, we have more time,' (which is true but it takes you 4 hours to have a meal at a mamak across the street?)
'Lets go cafeteria' (this happens again, again and again)
'Wah, look we sit at every spot on the outside the cafeteria'
'I dun like inside, air is not fresh.' (Breathing smokers exhaust much? Every heard of second hand smokers?)
If they are not in the classroom or cafeteria, its... the library.
Note to self, switch lame friends for cooler ones.

Speaking of Andrew the Motherchucker who broke my precious heart who decides to stay in KL and not come back to me.
FUCK YOU, ANDREW
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AIRPLANE
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GODDAMN ACADEMY OF AIRHEADS
FUCK YOU AND HOPE YOU CRASH IN YOUR FIRST FLIGHT!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Next person would be my ex-classmate, Hubert Chong, who I am gonna have SO MUCH FUN TRASHING HIM!!!!!
Hubert, you blog is crap, your hair is shit and you, yourself, resembles a large pile of waste.
Your blog is an insult and an insignificant existance to my superior and more experienced not to mention bitchy, popular and sexy blog.
Your blog is not meant to exist, your blog should be recycled to the dump of the cybernetic world.
You yourself is a lousy peace of crap, classA crap and a pure ah beng. The girl you probably like is twice your damn size.
Your hair looks like shit but a least I give you props for making it healthy but still it is shit.
If you don't understand, you hair looks like healthy shit.
You are thin and small enough to be the new transgendered contested in ANTM, what is more important is that you don't even need to remove your pitiful jewels.

Your idol in badminton is someone who has an erection while playing badminton and the greatest rival of the country's silver medalist who blogs in Chinese as if he sucks in English.
You like to compare mouse for some reason which I don't know
Maybe u wished you had a 'bigger' mouse but instead got some microkingdom mini mini one.
You like to go to stupid opposition rallies who do nothing but scream and holler like wolves in the night and where you just sit there and support them.
You probably are an avid contirbutor of the current ever mushrooming franchise of lottery punter lots around Malaysia, contributing the wasting of valuable and scarce resources around the world like land, bricks, space, paper and pens.
You spend your lousy existence in Swinburne Grounds like some ghost who has no life
You never smile, and when you do, we wished you never smile
You are basically crap.

My temper has subsided, now back to IT.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Blonde moment with Audrey

Brendan: That day I saw you at spring right, is that your boyfriend?

Audrey: What boyfriend there were only two girls leh

Brendan: No, I could have sworn I seen you with a boy.

Audrey: Wait, oh that not a boy la! Its my auntie.

Brendan: Your aunt is a tranny and looks like a boy?

Audrey: No la! Its just her style mah! She dresses like tomboy that's all.

Brendan: Owh, okay. So its your aunt dressing like a boy. She likes that?

Audrey: No, its just that her style is more boy.

Brendan: I could have sworn I saw an Adam's apple, are you sure she is a girl and not a boy.

Audrey: Ya la, sweat.

Apparently, I am blind.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Gaying up the Car

It is now so obvious to recognize my damn car
Cause you can see a butterfly sticking out at the bumper
Hope that aint mean I am gay

Friday, October 10, 2008

Swinburne Prom 2008

Swinburne's annual prom
This year is bigger than ever, held at the riverside crowne plaza.
The biggest social event of the year.
And I am not going

Am I a coward?
Am I a cheapskate?
Am I too shy?

All I know is, my upbringing, SUCKS
period
Man, I think I will go ahead and say this
I vow to treat my kids with more respect and freedom
Provided if they don't act like idiots in the first place.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

MIA part 2

Now my pencil box is missing
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
and...
oh yeah!
FUCK

Monday, October 06, 2008

Brendan Sucks At

Hi, I everyone today, I am going to tell you something.
This something is actually someone
And this someone is Brendan
And Brendan, well
he
(Guitar strumms)
sucks
And he sucks at a lot of things

Brendan sucks at driving cause his presence is already hazardous to road users

Brendan sucks at walking cause he walks like a transvestite model

Brendan sucks at riding a bike as he always falls and cracks his ass

Brendan sucks at dieting cause the pounds minus on the negatives

Brendan sucks at cooking cause his pizza made him spend the whole night on the toilet seat

Brendan sucks at being gay because cause even gays have better love lives than him

Brendan sucks at being straight cause he is too picky

Brendan sucks at math cause he can't count properly

Brendan sucks at being a typical Malaysian although he doesn't regret at sucking

Brendan sucks at moral because he hates moral and plans to suck at it

Brendan sucks at Chinese cause he has been failing it since form one

Brendan sucks at not sucking cause he sucks at almost everything

Brendan sucks at directions cause it took him an hour to reach the Coffee Bean at Cold Storage

Brendan sucks at blogging cause he is blogging that he sucks

Friday, October 03, 2008

Paris Hilton: My New Bff and Brooke Davis

By now, you all have pretty much heard Paris Hilton's new show My New Bff
where she treats these people as 'dolls' and play with them
where all the 'dolls' compete to become her BFF (best friends forever)
Hmm, as I look on, yeah I can see some few potentials there
But it really got me thinking
Thinking hard and deep and making me realized something that after the end of the show I started crying, in a hurt manner not the laugh till you cry cause it hurts thing.

Cause guess what?
Ever since my kindy days in rainbow,
the only best friend that I ever had
were Ivan Poh and Jonathan Teo
from Rainbow
which of course sucks
Lonely right
Ugh, I wished to have a best friend but no luck i guess
Man this celebecy thing Aaron Ong said
Sucks
Fine I still have Aaron Tan but he is miles away
although we are still Bffs

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

September Drought

Okay, so I haven't been really blogging in September okay.
I get it
More posts Brendan
Update your blog Brendan
Update it before I stick toe jam on your dead blog

Well basically these few days I have been really stressed out
Physically and Mentally exhausted
And emotionally unstable
Talk about mood swings
Well, I have my innovation stuff to do
Powerpoint is halfway done
The report though is giving me a headache
And plus we also have a prototype of a healthy pizza to build
Which sucks
Maybe I should have gone easy and not make something like a prototype

Moreover, I have to interview Andrew for English Magazine
Write a review on a new game (most probably Lego Batman)
and a TV show ( most likely Paris Hilton's my new BFF)

Then is the consistent youtubing of my favourite shows
I missed an episode of 90210 and gossip girl already
you can say they are 'replaced' by Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy
I was thinking of cutting ANTM from my list since it premieres on OCT 12 on Channel V
Plus I still have the final few episodes of Project Runway 5 left
Desperate Housewives for some reason not available

So Brendan is busy busy busy busy and busy
Sorry Brendzblog for neglecting you
Its always like this on fall

Saturday, September 27, 2008

B, I break up with you because...

Now, Malaysians are known to have bad understanding of languages on signboards, crappy, rude and lousy taxis, a crave to search every nook and cranny for food even though there are like millions around, cheap seafood, politicians that looks as if they come out from the jungle to lead and excuses, excuses, excuses. And I mean A LOT OF EXCUSES.

In case you don't know. This is number 7 of my 10 most depressing things in Malaysia. Just click on the 'list this' label to see what the others are.

So Malaysians tend to have a lot of unique excuses and of course the usual repetitive ones. So these excuses may range from relationships to everyday life. Here are some common ones

On being late
Traffic Jam
No Car/Transport
Stomach Ache
No Mood
My dog gave birth

On canceling an appointment
My dog pregnant
No transport
Sick
I got struck by lightning while listening to my iPod
Busy, busy la, busy la, MCB! Busy mah!
No mood, sori, hehe

On breaking up
I want to play more dota
I am manwhoring to an older woman
I just want to be best friends with u, why cannot, MCB *smash the window and hand bleeds*
No chemistry
I dun wan sex wit u
I wan to break up with u cause I want to make up with you again

Okay, apparently I don't have the mind of a typical Malaysian but you get the point
XOXO
Brendan Goh

Friday, September 26, 2008

REDO!!!!

Apparently when you put the choice of getting a hooker as your way to spend cash,
your mom tends to freak out
and starts crapping lectures for a few freaking hours
So, I will be putting a new one out soon
Sorry to the 4 ppl who have voted
As to Derrick, you can vote multiple answer
but you can't vote twice

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Vote please

I have a bunch of cash (currently saved till RM300)
and I need to spend it on something big
I just don't know what to do with it
Crap
So I need u guys to please vote and put in your suggestions
Any other alternative ideas
(excluding giving the cash to you or anyone else)
Please feel free to write in the shout box.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Moving On

I am moving on
I am moving on with my life
Now its already approaching the end of 2008
Its not a real good year for me, I guess.

Friends of the past all split and left
To other parts of the country and the world
Knowing how superficial things can be
No old classmates stopped and talked to me.
Nice ones would give a hi
Shitty ones don't give a damn.

So with new friends and a new cast
It seems as if I am getting my wish of starting afresh
With new friends and all.
I have to say, at least I have my own gang
I remember last time, I keep on drifting around
Like a mindless zombie
Like some womanizer moving from group after group after group of women
Nice to see that I sort of found my place.
Though it is still in the same crappy city

I gotta say I am grateful.
With friends
I love to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend
But I don't know really
I guess although I might feel lonely at times
I sorta felt that things can be done
Now all I need is to move out from my dorky friends
and move in with some guy friends
I mean I love them and all
But seriously
I am beginning to look like the gay dude in a girl group
I guess I can hang with them sporadically
but you know I can't have guy talk with them.

Anyways
I think I am going to join more clubs
Now I got debate down
I got gym too
now I guess toastmasters maybe
or a LGBT (lesbian, gays, bisexual and transgenders)
Yoga seems cool
I also want squash but I really don't know when there will be one
Plus drama seems fun
and blogging group which is a group and not a club

Friday, September 12, 2008

Ecomania

Economy, Scarcity, bla bla bla still needs to be preserved in a refigerator called my mind
Heck, my mind is so screwed that I forgot how to spell refigerator.
Plus I am so hectic these days to even realize my favorite blue padini shirt has a hole.
Which means I have to buy a new one
Two new ones (cheaper)
Now, I am craving Starbucks and a good workout
My mom is sorta pushing me to join another sports club
Might choose squash if the school has one
So that I can squash Andrew, lol
Moreover, I am joining the gym club
I promised myself that i needed to buff up.
Well, buff but not too buff
Model buff, with the right definitions and all
Plus slaving hours in front of the comp is so not good for me.
This is a really random post, that has no meaning at all
I just wanna blog but I don't know what to blog on
Plus Casa La 7 is sooooo outdated now
I need to update it
Haha
Expect a lot more drama
and a big shocker
Season Finale is coming soon

Monday, September 08, 2008

MIA troubles

God, life can be a serious screw up can it?
I screwed people up with Tag Torture and now Karma bites me back
And it HURTS!
With all these careless disappearances I am having, it sucks
Literally
First, I misplaced my cell phone at home.
At first, I thought I left it at the school library
After tirelessly searching for it at home
Plus it has no bat and I put it on silent.
After telling my parents and getting creamed to puree in the process
Darren found it for me.
Shit, crap and suck.
After being blasted by my mom (tirelessly, every freaking milisecond is her disgusting naggy voice)
Plus, the overprotective, stubborn, irrational not to mention mentally unsound mother of mine wanted to confiscate my laptop, just because she thinks I am so irresponsible
Like I am going to give that over-aged ah lian the privilage to watch her 'favourite thing' (more like disgusting thing) aka 4D, toto, cashsweep and pmp, 24/7.
And burden it with crappy, over dramatic Singaporean movie and/or TV shows.
(used to be predictable, well at least we see some evolution, now its so off topic)

Next, is my bottle.
Which is now found but I lost it a few moments ago
Which drove ME insane
At least is now found.
I should try and like probably label my stuff now, especially the damn bottle.
God, I think I am going to have a bad week
Well, that's what you get for not attending youth groups, i guess.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Tag Torture

This tag is specifically created to screw you up. When you are tagged, you must answer the tag and reply to what the question says, any illogical answer is not accepted and you cannot refuse to answer, a reply with a non specific answer ie: none or i don't know or cannot or any other variations of them are not allowed. After this, you MUST TAG 9 other individuals who HAVE NOT done this tag before. The rules created are for you to have fun, so enjoy it! Tags are created to let others know you well, so why not let them? If you don't do this tag, well I can't curse you can't I? Well, lets just say karma's a bitch, shall we?

1.If you would have to engage sexual acts with a celebrity of the same sex, who would it be?
Well, I would have to say... Ed Westwick who plays Chuck from Gossip Girl, yum, lol. I love bad boys

2.If you were asked to strip off naked and then covered in a certain material for a photoshoot, what will it be? (note: clothing or any other variations is not acceptable, however cloth is)
Toilet Paper

3.If you and your husband/wife/life partner are bound up and are soon to be raped by a rapist, would you sacrifice you or your spouse? (note: only one can be saved)
My ass is ready, hope you have large dick :)

4.Well, you are in New York, Ala Entourage or Sex and the City. Which would you pursue? Labels or Love and why?
LABELS cause Prada wallets never broke my heart before.

5.Name your favourite American Idol 7 finalist. (latest one)
DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!

6.The Deserted Island Question: Who would you bring there with you?
I would bring mah bitch, Aaron Tan

7.Name one crazy thing that you have done.
I kissed a boy and I like it

8.To make things a little easy, future honeymoon destination?
Around the world, duh

9.If you have superpowers, what would it be?
Molecular Manipulation, like Piper Halliwell

10.You got drunk, had sex with someone and when you woke up, that someone is next to you, who is that someone? (note: you know that someone and that someone knows you)
Ouch, tough. Have to say Isabel Goh, haha.

11.Name a classmate that you seriously hate on your high school senior year.
Victor Lim

12.A position that you would want to have in high school but can't achieve?
A president of the Leo club.

13.Name a classmate that you would want to join you in your current university as your classmate.
Cyril Lee

14.Name a person you know you love but never truly appreciate
Mom, lol. True wah.

15.If given the chance to fully restore and revive someone from the dead, who would it be?
My Dashy, my sweet Dashikins. I miss her so much. Every July 21st i will feel lonely. At least she contacts me.

16.If your life were a game, what would it be?
Legend of Dragoon!

17.Do you support gay marriage?
YES I DO!

18.Do you prefer expensive, branded items or inferior, cheap items?
Expensive! Who doesn't?

19.If your life were a TV show? What would it be like?
A mix of Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill

20.Last minute partner for a project?
Yuyun

21 Name of the 8 people who are tagged?
  1. Jamie
  2. Aini
  3. Derrick
  4. Gary
  5. Susan
  6. Aaron
  7. Carmen
  8. Andrew
  9. Person who is not listed but reading this very post

12 New Songs that you so totally need to listen to

  1. Crush by David Archuleta
  2. So What by Pink
  3. Migrate by Mariah Carey
  4. Whatever You Like by T.I.
  5. Hot n Cold by Katy Perry
  6. Poker Face by Lady Gaga
  7. Need U Bad by Jazmine Sullivan
  8. Angels by Natasha Bedingfield
  9. Bad Girls by Danity Kane ft Missy Elliot
  10. Private Dancer by Danny Fernandes
  11. Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi
  12. The Man who can't be moved by Script
Well? What are you waiting for?
Download it into your iPod now!!!!!
As for those of you who go to Boulevard or any other crap place that sells that fucked up, twisted, fuck wit, pirated, unoriginal crap ass not iPod but looks similar to one and then gets the fucking privilege to walk around Swinburne grounds with it, making people thinking that you have an ACTUAL iPod, there is no need for you to listen to this.

I just can't sleep

Nocturnal
and I can't sleep
So gonna piss off Janice Sim at economics tomorrow.
I can only hope Salman is there
At least he is more... responsive than others