Travel plans...

Inspired by Andrew, I decided to formulate my own around the world travel plans.
Since I am like the most selfish and narcissistic person in the world, you bet that I will never get married early or probably even never. HAHA
I wanna travel the world!!!
So lets kick it off shall we
up first is North America!!!

San Francisco, my dream city.
Its my future home, you can say
Why? Cause its cosmopolitan and the cable cars are like so adorable
Plus I have been hooked on that city since Charmed

Manhattan. Yes, I wanna check out the REAL Manhattan Fish Market
Plus, what better place to be than New York
Times Square, Musicals, Fashion Capital of the world
In New York, everything is there and its twice the price.

Its South America!!!
Now, why Chile?
Simple really, its the country of four seasons.
Up North its summer and hot
Down south is autumn and spring
Up in the mountains?
Winter, snow.

Peru, Machu Picchu.
Duh!
Its cool

South Africa is about Fashion and Savannah
What better place to check a TRUE interracial diverse culture that lives at peace.

Morocco.
Why Morocco?
I hear its damn beautiful and wanna check it out
And they have this interesting tea ceremony

Onto Europe
Where else better to meet SHOPPING and WINE
other than Bordeaux
Really wanna taste some good white wine

Milan a place where two of the world's largest religions gather.
Roman Catholics and Shopaholics
Heaven on Earth

Barcelona!!!!
Again its the scenery and food and well, lots of stuff
Plus wanna 'stalk' Bernat Quintana

GREECE!!!
Now! I lost my camera here and karangan contoh book here
So A is to find the Karangan Contoh book
(lets face it, the cam is long gone)
Plus I missed Greece

Now we are at ASIA!!!!!
Hokkaido is the first place!!!
Why? Just cause its a must!!!!

Tokyo!!!!!!!!!
Why?
A to catch Yuna Ito
B to show that Japanese kids are more fashionable than Ah Lian and Ah Bengs

Australia/ Oceania
Okay, since Australia is like a part of Asia instead of Oceania now
I guess Brisbane counts in Asia
As for Oceania, maybe New Caledonia?

Do you believe in magic? (Coocooron)

I went to this place called coocooron with... well, someone.
Haha, i was bored all day and like that person was bored too.
So, we decided to go out!
According to Yien Yien (2008), the Swintalk admin girl
it stands for cool, cool, romantic but abbreviated like Brangelina, TomKat, Beniffer, Brendzaaron, Danichel and Jeneric.
Anyway my date, ( if you can say la) had green tea.
First thing I thought was health freak much?
Cause I ordered a VERY FATTENING AND INDULGENT OREO CHOCOLATE.
Yes I am a sucker for Oreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anything that has Oreo, I will well... vacuum.
People, this is a warning...
HIDE YOUR OREOS WHEN I AM AROUND!!!!!
In fact, I almost forgot to food whore when it came.
I vacuumed halfway then I thought about food whoring!!!
I forgot to brng my cam btw, so...
took it with my celly.

The Oreo chocolate, I give it 4 out of 5, its just something missing, milk I think
Cause I was craving secret recipe's Oreo Milkshake.

The hand stirring thing is very cute though I don't really recommend bringing kids along.
They will flick it up and slap you with it.

Ambience its... accpetable. The decor is real nice and simple but elegant

But I absolutely HATE that dangling plastic thingy. Its so tacky.
Bamboo things are cute and adds an oriental touch
Complimented by trashy Jay Chou music that is a little off
I recommend songs that are more sentimental
Josh Verdes, Colbie Calliat, Inaclanzable by RBD
Its better if there were not much people around.
If its full house, everything is gone.

The only secluded area in this place.
There is the red place at the back but its like near the kitchen, bar and toilet so no thanks

Then there is this Japanesse, Iban inspirated fusion of sitting on the floor thing
Its Japansese cause it has pillows and tables but its iban because of the floor decor and the table
Btw, they were like LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!
and ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!
Can't even listen properly to what my date is saying
We have to like arch forward and listen and stuff!!!

Final pic of the day is the coaster
REAL CUTE
When we left and reach to the ground
We can still hear their voices!!!!!
ARGH! Reminds me of Mei Shan, one even reminds me of HER
EWW!!!!!! NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!

So what happened after that?
All can say is it was simply magical
I thank you for a wonderful night of great conversation and chemistry. (Sounds so formal)
When you come back here again, I will definitely go out with you, lol!
Plus, I can still smell your Chanel perfume on my shirt on the next day!!!!
Its sad that you have to fly to your school again but I can't wait to see you in October!!!!
Hope you are reading this cause I showed it to you!!!

Liberty, Devil and Funky Doggy

Liberty
or also known as
Lady Liberty

Devil
or also known as
Devilcakes Wuggglesbee

Funky Doggy
or also known as
Funky Doggy

Aren't they just the most adorable things in the world

Camwhoring Revived

I am like so bored so camwhored during Ms.Hu's class.
Eyes are a little bad I know.
Looking for some eyecream now
Its all because of the stupid glasses
Making my nose oily and all
At least with contacts they ain't oily anymore



Some people have mutated flying chihuahuas
Some people have color contrast gender confused pigs
Some people have that stupid skeleton that I would so love to punch
Some people have Hush Puppies even though they can never afford one
some has some kind of tofu bean head
While the weird ones love to torture Elmo for some reason.
Torture Cookie Monster la.
Elmo so cute.
However the elite have something that will kick all of their asses
Something that is way more cute, adorable and way more classy than any of them.
Heck it even looks great when its dangling from your jeans.
Only the most privileged people can have this
and there is only one...
This thing is called


Tigra Nici!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss camwhoring

Camwhoring's fun. Wonder why I stopped?

What debaters do...

I joined the Swinburne debate club... yay me!!!!!!!!!!!
(*claps excessively)
I have to say it was a real cool environment where we generally try to make fools of each other.
Still no hard feelings were felt.
I would have blogged about it yesterday
but thanks to the stupid unreliable SESCO, (the government company that puts the light in our light bulbs every night)
I can't
Cause Sarawak suffered a statewide power failure .
Its similar to the case in Sabah, about a year ago, give or take.
Usually sakai people were out on town and suddenly the whole town went black (me included)
i.e. there is a difference,
people say 'the whole Sarawak went into a blackout'
I paraphrased ' Sarawak suffered a statewide power failure'
See? I AM PARAPHRASING!

Moving on from the Sarawak Power Failure Controversy
I went to the debate club where they introduced themselves and such
Then here comes a question.
Why do you want to join the Swinburne debate club?

Some were noble and simple and boring
like
'I want to improve my English'
'I want to gain confidence'

Some were about retribution
'I joined the debate club to prove my high school teachers that I can debate and win some gold to prove that and screw them cause they didn't choose me and make them regret for life.

Some were well, true
'I joined because I thought that I can meet beautiful Korean/Japanese/Singaporean girls.'

Some were just crude
'I joined the debate club because I want to make others look stupid and make me look smart.'
'I joined because I wanted to be more bitchier.'
'I joined because I wanted to learn to bullshit smartly.'

I have to say good quotes. Use on your essays kiddies! I am sure you can throw your teachers into fits of laughter, especially if you are Form 4 and Form 5 and being thought by Madam Malizan.

So the topic for the debate meeting on that day was
' Should Universities Distribute Free Condoms to Students'

There are like 5 groups
Male Students
Female Students
Institution
Durex
Parents

Guess what I got?
FEMALE STUDENTS. 0-0
Oh my god.

So anyway, I am for the motion to distribute free condoms to university students, representing FEMALE students. So here's what I got:

Point 1
Its Safe: Prevents unwanted pregnancy, STD, and unwanted sex

Point 2
Its really their choice, they can use it for many purposes

Point 3
Condoms are not just for sex, they can be used as BALLOONS. Free CONDOMS mean no need to buy BALLOONS! Blow them and twist them into funny shapes or leave it like that and hang around the party venue.

Point 4
Can be used to caused scandals. Example, slip the condom into someone's wallet. Fill the condom with cum, throw it into a locker/drawer/some place noticeable and cause the scandal la. Take pic of semen filled condom, post it on your blog and say that you got fucked by someone. Camwhore with the condom.

Point 5
Acceptable in Western Countries so why not?

Point 6
Emphasis on human rights. If a girl wants to get fucked then its her right to get fucked and get her pussy annihilated.

Point 7
It educates them. It teaches them how to use a condom and Why do you need a condom in the first place. i.e. no occurence of STD, unwanted pregnancy, itchiness on the privates.

Point 8
It improves their skills. They can be better lovers. If they used condoms and practice their skills they can be even better in bed. Plus they don't have to worry much about STD or kids, they can just do it without worries.Cause condoms protects it. Not sure? Use two then.

Point 9
Gives them better career opportunities. if they practice having sex and the condom and stuff.
They can sleep with the boss and earn a promotion the same time.

So that's all I got, LOL
I am sure you find them all funny in a way
So bye for now
XOXO
Brendan Goh

222 on 08/08/2008

Olyimpic time, great...
Well, I need to go and publish with my casa la 7 now
btw, it took me like what?
8 days to finish my innovation and change report.
Not bad eh?

All because of you.

Its because of you that I have to spend a fortune.
I just can't afford it.
Bear with me and take this temporarily.
Your dream will come true.
Just not at this moment.
I know its important
but please try and understand and be patient
Trust me,
I will make sure of it.
You are the most important thing in my life.
I love you so much
and I can't bear to see you get hurt
but this is a sacrifice that I can't afford to make.

Advice for Guys... Never trust Ah Lian-ish posts like these.

Okay so I found this interesting post about what guys should do when girls do this.
So this is my response
And you people oh so know that I am gonna have fun screwing it up.
Here is the advice for guys from a girl

Advice for guys.

When she acts shy - Say I Love You.

When she runs from you - Chase her.

When she puts her face near yours - Kiss her.

When she kicks and punches you - Hold her tight.

When she is silent - She's thinking of how to say I love you.

When she ignores you - She wants all you attention.

When she pulls away - Grab her by the waist and never let go.

When you see her at her worst - Tell her she's Beautiful.

When she screams at you - Tell you love her; But you have to mean it.

When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist.

When she's scared - Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you.

When she looks like something is the matter - Kiss her and tell her not to worry.

When she holds your hand - Play with her fingers.

When she says she's cold - Move closer
When she walks away and looks in the distance - Walk up beside her and talk to her.

When she flirts with you - never turn her down or ignore her.

When its just you and her in the room - Ask her to stay a little longer.

Compliments, Compliments, Compliments!

Girls - You don't really need any tips. Just be yourself and let the boy do the work for once!

Okay now here is advice from a guy to guys who got advice about love from a girl

Advice for guys who got advice about love from girls
When she acts shy- leave her alone
When she runs from you- let her go and not chase after her like a dog
When she puts her face near yours- Say 'Did you brush your teeth this morning?'
When she kicks and punches you- Kick and punch her back
When she is silent- Silence is golden so shut up
When she ignores you- Chase after other girls
When she pulls away- You know that she is unfaithful
When you see her at her worst- Always say it could have been worse
When she screams at you- Tape her mouth
When you see her walking- Scream (insert name here) has a VPL (visible panty line)
When she is scared- Scare her even more
When she looks like something's the matter- She wants attention, ignore it
When she holds your hand- Slap it
When she says she is cold- Let her freeze ( you also cold ma)
When she walks away and looks in the distance- Prepare to be slapped
When she flirts with you- Make sure you have your wallet intact.
When its just you and her in a room- Get a condom ready
Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!
Girls- Guys need to be themselves too you know.

Agglutination of Toilet Smellers at PC Fair

I went to the PC fair at the Permata Carpark place.
So first of all the place was damn crowded.
Too many people really.
Everyone from all walks of life came in to the fair
The people who have absolutely nothing to do but go there.
The wishful thinkers who knew they cannot afford it but come anyway.
The pervert who comes to 'accidentally' touch someone's ass
The criminals who come and try to sneak a few things out
and of course
the people who actually come to the fair and actually buy something

The PC fair (especially today which is the last day where there are more discounts on stuff)
has caused a mass agglutination of toilet smellers.
They come and just look at the new laptops, hogging the space as if to show that they are actually going to buy them...
And smell the sweat of the sellers.
They are literally a waste of space.
The whole place is so crowded
there is barely any air conditioning
and you STUFF yourself in to a humid, practically low ventilation room
just to fill the space and look at LAPTOPS?

Any shop got sell laptop, what's the fucking difference of looking at the same laptops with different price tags when you don't even want to buy them?
Some of us have to wade through your sweaty, sticky, smelly bodies just to get an IDE external hard drive, a 4GB flash drive and a large Epson printer.
And walk literally HALF A MILE to his dad's car.
Just because he was so SCARED that the car might get a little graze or scratch.
And imagine walking half a mile while lugging a printer that weights a TON.
Stupid toilet smellers, walk in their low class slippers and their short pants and their white T-shirts that expose their freakish man boobs.
Stupid Ah Bengs stare at that stupid big TV screen featuring some stupid warcraft game.
While drooling at its oh-so-magnificent resolutions
Lousy toilet smellers
Nothing but waste of space.
Never heard of buying what you need or you want instead of being an obstruction to an ACTUAL shopper?
I really hate Kuching.
All of them are damn sakai
Live in a city and then go to a PC Fair to look at computers and pretend that they don't know what is a computer but talk about that stupid warcraft game that has a name but I forgot about it but my brother, Darren always play it.

Oh yeah, final questions. Which is a better laptop? Toshiba, Acer, or NEC?
Also which is a better flash drive/ pen drive/ thumb drive brand
Apacer? Kingston? PQI?

Homework to do
IT: Nothing
English: Note making
Innovation and Change (IC): Individual report
Economics: Reading notes
Math: Nothing

All of them ignored me

Lets see my first week in Swinburne can be easily summarized in one word.
Lonely.
I should play that Lonely song by Akon
but I prefer to smash my head with a brick instead.

Jia Jia acknowledges me on a need to know basis
Elton well, is Elton
Ying Ying is okay but different class but still okay
Jamie is like 'Hi' and then disappears.
I don't think Hubert even knew that I am in Swinburne now
then again that guy never seems to be happy
and the last 3 times I saw him is that droopy, snoopy, bored, John Lau-ish sadness
Puts a downer on my day only.
If Hubert were to have superpowers is that when you even look at him, he will make you lazy, depressed and write stupid emo blog posts.
Plus he is so self-centered.
Alex is total M.I.A
I don't know where the hell he is
Joon Ching also M.I.A
Never seen her around although I think she is still there
Somewhere.
Josephine went to Matriculation in Labuan
So I am pretty much alone la
And I am (for some reason) kind of shy to make new friends
Damn that NS.
Brainwashed me
I don't think I have any use anymore.

The Ah Lian and Ah Beng driving song

This should be the song that is a MUST to hump the Ah Lian and Ah Beng playlist.
Plagiarized (sort of) from Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive
Here we go ppl

Shut Up and Watch Me drive

I am looking for something that is qualifed
Myvi, Kenari or any Cibai
As long as it's new and makes me look good
After that pimp it up so that it looks cute

So if you wanna know know know
Come on know, what are you waiting for for for
My engine is ready to explode explode explode
After that just look and watch me go go go go

Watch me drive in my super sweet ride
Working on my makeup during red light
Hogging the fast lane in my pride
Cause I want everyone to watch me drive

Brake from 80-0 in o.5
With my monokuro boo keys
Shut up and watch me drive.

I got class like animal crap
With my Kueh Chap just hanging at the back
Pork is my favorite thing to eat
Cause I am also a pig, can't you see?

So if you wanna know know know
Come on know, what are you waiting for for for
My engine is ready to explode explode explode
After that just look and watch me go go go go

Watch me drive in my super sweet ride
Working on my makeup during red light
Hogging the fast lane in my pride
Cause I want everyone to watch me drive

Brake from 80-0 in o.5
With my monokuro boo keys
Shut up and watch me drive.

Oh my god, its the cops
have to stop, and get ready what i got
act cute like the powerpuff girls
then add 50 ringgit
then continue and watch me drive

So if you wanna know know know
Come on know, what are you waiting for for for
My engine is ready to explode explode explode
After that just look and watch me go go go go

Watch me drive in my super sweet ride
Working on my makeup during red light
Hogging the fast lane in my pride
Cause I want everyone to watch me drive

Brake from 80-0 in o.5
With my monokuro boo keys
Shut up and watch me drive.
Shut up and watch me drive
Shut up and watch me dirve

'Kah Ni Neh er, u see me?
So sat in my 9.90 mini-skirt from AH lain are us, eh
take picture liao
Cute whorxxxx'

My first 2 days in Swinburne

First of all, I would like to say to the beloved script writers of the WWE,

WHY THE FUCK YOU GIVE MIKE ADAMLE TO BECOME GM??????

He is WAY WORSE than any ah lian or ah beng doing ECW commentary.
Raw is so dead, now I am going to hear Lilian Halls, Coffee Kingston, Jammy Nobel, Candy Mitchell, Chris Jellico and John Sena.

Back to my first two days, classes are okay. Not that good, yet not that horrible. Still trying to adjust over there, cause well I still don't feel comfortable. Met Mian Saing and Hsun Yuan so at least I have my little gang of friends, not much of a familia but sure its okay.

But on the social point of view and my adaptability to the school might take sometime. Well, I am a little more gloomy than usual as I am not used to my surroundings. The place is like so HOT! Everyone seems, well, falling in to their won group. I mean, some of the foundation kids on my semester already made their own little posse and stuff. Won't be long till they join the lets-hold-a-barbie-outside-like-a-bunch-of-hobos club.

Still I don't fit in and I still don't dare to go to these places in campus alone.

• The Cafeteria
• Chillipeppers
• Gym
• Library
• Computer Room
• Lounge
• Practically everywhere

I have no balls, lol
And I am very quiet too, shy too.
Just smile at people, that's all.
I spend my lunch at Spring, alone
It has sort of become my home, in a way.

Plus, I found a new Jenny and Eric, God does love to torture me so much. huh?
Luckily they are engineering students.
They are like Jenny and Eric, only they look more smarter than trash, lol.
But there are like
4 AH LIANS IN SOME OF MY CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not 1, not 2, not 3
but
4
freaking 4
4 stupid looking ah lians
with their trashy fashion and dangling flying mutated chihuahuas
Plus I saw them checking in their emails and stuff
Looking at junk
In their shitty 9.90 clothes from some grocery store.
They hang out together like Sex and the City...
Ah Lian Kuching style.

I am so dead in Swinburne.
Plus, I noticed someone with a mop of hair that looks like SHIT
and the voice sounds so damn familiar.
Like Hubert and like he has a girlfriend or something.
New Eric and Jenny?
Those of you who know him just tell me
I just wanna know some of the gossip
and you bet that I am going to stir some of my own
I just don't know how.

Be Jealous

My Maxt can play videos!!!!!!!!
Music Videos
Downloaded:
Touch My Body by Mariah Carey
Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield
Leavin' by Jesse McCartney
When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls
and
Break The Ice by Britney Spears.
I am so happy right now
Maxt can't wait for his debut!
But before he flies in with me into Swinburne grounds,
enjoy this little trailer

After Eight

The eight most depressing thing in Malaysia is...
My brother, RYAN!!!!!!!!!!
I hate him so much that I am so damn lazy to post his pic up.
Why?
I have to be his babysitter, maid, chef, punching bag, toilet flusher, diaper changer etc etc etc
and he is only 10
so young right?
-.-ll

Fight

What has been going on with me now is a fight.
I felt like I have to fight for everything.
I felt like I have to struggle, scrimp and strive for everything now.
Its hard to see that you can't have anything you want and yet, the others who are not as privileged as you are take it away from you.
I know that I was never to remain in Kuching.
Ever since I hit eighteen, i knew that I was never meant to be here.
I felt like I have no purpose to belong here.
I felt like I belong somewhere else.
I am a bird meant to migrate away and spread my wings to explore.

Honestly, to me. This is the end for Kuching
This is the end for me in Kuching
There's nothing here for me.
I am like Dr.Addison Montgomery
Who needs to start anew in a new place.
But fates can't do it can they?
Not when finances are not on your side.
So I am stuck in shitty Kuching
Going to Swinburne with probably a few of my ex classmates there.
So honestly, dunno what to do.
I want to start afresh meaning NO EX-CLASSMATES or SCHOOLMATES
DAMN.

To the nines

So ladies and gentlemen, its time for the selection ceremony
And...
The ninth most depressing thing in Malaysia is...
Ah Beng/Lian Cars
Yes, the seriously 'pimped out' vehicles of our nation's inventions takes the ninth spot on my list.
Lets look at a few examples of the greatly amateur pimped cars not done by the X himself and GAS Customs.




Everyman has a dream, this is a dream of a man who is known as an Ah Beng. Look how LOW the side bumps are? I don't know the actual name for these things. (Like you know how much is a Valentino worth and currently reading Sun Tzu's quotes at the same time.) But if you know, I will gladly correct it.



Another dream, I call this, if Malaysia has a Gotham City, and we have our very own Batman, This will be Ah Beng Freeze's car. Owh wait! WE DO! KELUANG MAN!!!!!!!!!! IN KL!!!!!!!

These days driver's license are so easily issued.Nowadays everyone drives, Ah Beng drives, Ah Lian drives. Even the Lau Zha Bor drives. The difference is HOW way they drive. Here's how they do it.

Ah Beng likes to:

• drives like a desperate maniac as if his mother is in labour
• When crossing a speed bump, he has to turn a little to the side to cross the bump so that one wheel has crossed before maneuvering the car again to cross the other side so that the side bump doesn't get scratch and thinks its so cool to do that.
• blasts his trashy, crappy, annoying techno music in a very loud way that if you were outside the car, all you hear is large thumping of bass. They think noise pollution is so COOL!
• Has one hand on the outside with a cigarette in between his middle and index finger while one hand on the steering wheel in a relaxed manner like he's so cool (in actual fact he's not cause he drives with an auto gear. You are not a man if you cannot drive a stick)
• Can't hijack a Ford Focus but make his Kelisa look like one (cause he's too inexperience, trashy and poor to have one)
  
• tailgate as if your car is his girlfriend in which he wants to kiss as often as possible
• speeds off once the traffic light turn green as though if his car is ahead of everybody's car, he would win this coming RM5 million Toto jackpot draw and the fact that he also watches too much Tokyo Drift and now he wants to create Kuching Drift! What? Got KL Drift right?
  
• crossing and slithering in and out between lanes during slow traffic as if his car was reincarnated as snakes in his past lives
• think his Perodua Kancil fitted with a L200 turbo engine fitted with a large blow-off valve is a sports car which everyone would have to make way for him or pay homage to him. I.E. Kissing his ass and worship him as if he is the fucking God of Speed himself, Mercury.
  

Ah Lian likes to:

• Eat, drink or beautify herself (as if she's a celebrity) while waiting for the traffic light to turn green as if she's leads such a busy life that she has no time for food, water, beauty and personal hygiene.
  
• wait until your car is also kisses her car's ass, then only they go out of the junction, so that you get a taste of their car's smelly rear.
• brakes from 80-0 in 0.5 when they see the traffic light shine the orange light, again this is for you to kiss her ass, like she wants you to shut up and watch her drive. (based on shut up and drive lyrics)
  
• honks, pons, beeps for no stupid reasons eg. honking at pedestrian standing at the sidewalk just in case if they jump out all of a sudden in an attempt to commit suicide
• hogs the fast lane, thinking that her granddaddy actual used his two hands and pave the cement for the road.
  
• send regards to everyone's zhou zhong sap pat thoi as if her driving is 1st class in the whole wide world

So based on the descriptions I've given you on what Ah Lian's and Ah Beng's phenomenally sensationally PATHETIC driving skills, can you identify which car below is driven by them?

So who drives this Toyota Vios?

Answer:

Ah Beng. Why? See the rim? The tinted fog lamp and the stickers? Only Ah Beng would do that. Think this is caused when his gf accidentally shifted "his gear" during their "driving session". Haha.

Got it correct?

Try this: Proton Waja

Ans: This is a normal guy who, well, thinks like a normal person and assume that when the car in front is going at 80km/h and the traffic light turns yellow, and he can pass the line so he speeds up so he can beat the lights but a law abiding crazy Ah Lian slammed on to the brakes on the spot because she scared that there are surveillance cameras installed in the lights. So what happened U know la?

Got it correct?

Here's a few more for you to guess who drives which but I'll
just leave it to you to figure out he answer.

Nice Myvi eh?

OMFG, I am so not going to drive an Accord~!




"Gen.2... simply astonishing"

"Savvy....Built Tough"

Note to self: Buy a hummer or a monster truck or even better... a TANK . So if they langgar you or you langgar them because they careless, you boh su, they ki eo pang where we all say TIME OF DEATH... 3.33.

The top 10 depressing things in Malaysia.

Ladies and gentleman, I bring you the top ten most depressing things in Malaysia.
This list of things and stuff about my post will be under the list this label.
So if you want to know about the list of things.
You have a 'list this' label to help you.
Well, lets start with number ten shall we?
Drum rolls please.
*Drum rolling*

And at number ten of the top 10 of most depressing things in Malaysia goes to...

Malaysian Slang!

Yes, Ladies and gentleman, this is the tenth most depressing thing in Malaysia.

Why, you may ask?
Like a base or foundation ie at the bottom.
Malaysian Slangs and its language Manglish
is depressing because some people are not fully fluent in all languages.
So we have to talk to them in Manglish
A mixture or rojak of words in English, Melayu, Hua Wen and some other dialect usually Guang Dong or Hokkien can be linked in a sentence to communicate someone.
Tenses, grammar and other stuff are excluded (making this a very easy language)
As long as ppl get it, you are in the clear really.

And then the more depressing part is some people don't understand your english unless their is a 'la', 'mah', 'loh' and whatever extra slang they use.

For example:
A: Its like this.
B: Like what? Hah? i dun understand worhxxxxx

A: Like this gua
B: Owh, like this hah?
A: Ya lah:
B: Oh thank you thank you
*Proceeds to talk about ah beng/lian crappery

Dpressing ain't it?
More coming soon.

New Casa La 7 site.

Thank you AINI!!!!!!
For helping me out with the new Casa La 7 site and for giving me a NEW HEADER.
I look so hot, ahahahahahaaha!!!!!
Well, the new site name is...
www.casala7.blogspot.com
Gavin has found a boyfriend 8 years his senior, where the boyfriend took him dancing and probably got into his pants an ass by now but whatever.
Desmond 'married' a dude who he only dated for TWO months.
Anna and Lawrence lost their virginity before Lawrence says bye bye to Kuching and took a damn plane all the way to Melbourne, Australia.
While Brendan is going to Swinburne, who will meet new friends and old ones and will probably join his classmates in tacky, hobo barbecues, drink kiddie soda, talk in Ah beng/lian crappery and sing karaoke songs till we break our vocal chords.

Bottom line, I am punishing my friends for ignoring my blog for the past month cause they are too busy sulking in their scrawny, pathetic lives and I, suffered the worst fate, having to see all those shitty people again. PMS is starting again, getting angry for no reason again, God felt so philosophical.

This time its newspapers.

I am so goddamn mother fucking pissed!
The Star, actually has the sense to do this?
I just found out about it, and hell, I AM ANGRY.
Like the Ah Beng/ Lian blog, my comments are blow, in brackets


HOMOSEXUALS' LIFE OF MORAL DECADENCE
(nice title and new word 'decadence' so write it down kiddies)


KUALA LUMPUR, July 8(Bernama) – Literally, the term homosexual refers
to sexual relationship between the same gender, either man and man or woman and
woman.
(Oh God, like nobody don't know that?)


Homosexuality is usually contrasted with heterosexuality and bisexuality.
(Wow, so scientific -.-ll)


Traditionally, the term gay is used predominantly to refer to homosexual males,
(Hey, seriously, we don't live up in trees in the jungle and hunt wild boars all day, we know what it means, douche)


while lesbian is a gender-specific term that is only used for homosexual
females.
(hey, Malaysia got a lot of these, especially Chinese Ah Lians)


The term homosexual is also used for the same-sex sexual relations between
persons of the same sex who are not gay or lesbian.
(This is a first, The structure, the words and everything else is spot on but I still don't understand what the hell is he saying, wow)


In the West, the morally wrong and corrupt homosexual act has turned into a
sort of plague, spreading its tentacles far and wide, engulfing individuals with
the tendency of adopting this immoral self-indulgence.
(There, we go, blaming the West again like its a disease, plague or something bad, honestly, we should get rid of everything Western like MICROSOFT, ADIDAS, NIKE'S, Britney Spears, KFC, Pizza Hat, ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE and stuff. Its not corrupt, you should look at those ministers and political officials, now that is what EVERYONE calls CORRUPT and SCREW-UP. Its only that you people are two 'BLIND' to see it. Immoral self-indulgence? Smoking, Rape, Murder, Drugs, Racism, Inflation and Embezzlement is immoral self indulgence. How can homosexuality is branded as 'immoral self-indulgence'? Everyone masturbates once in a while.)


In the country today, the 'gay' lifestyle is believed to have sprouted
rampantly. A point to note is the mushrooming of the gay clubs.
(This is just so BIASED, terming the word gay like its an informal use of English, haven't you heard? The word gay can be used in writing essays now, its an offical word according to Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary. In articles like this, you must have a fair opinon, if I was your editor, I will fire you in 3 seconds. An insult, really)


A news report yesterday came out with a revelation that shocked
many, gay comics, said to be sold at RM50 each, is believed to be a hot item
among those aged 25 and above.
(Not RM 50, between RM43 to Rm 49.90, Its called Yaoi Manga and its available at MPH, Kinokuniya and Borders and yes I have some)


But the question is that, is this upsetting trend is mushrooming?
(Yes and its great)

WORRYING TREND?
The Malaysian Muslim Consumers Association (PPIM) secretary-general, Datuk
Dr Maamor Osman, said the homosexual act in the country had grown to a worrying
trend.
(Worrying? Oh, wait. A MUSLIM association, right. A douche bag that lives on tress that passes off more as a bomoh or a cultish shaman than a doctor)


The tendency to perform homosexual acts is there, as shown by the
proliferation of gay bars, Dr Maamor, who is also a general medical
practitioner, told Bernama.
"In the Quran, it is said that Allah the Al-Mighty had obliterated Luth's
people for their indulgence in homosexual acts.
"There is no forgiveness for such debauchery, to the extent that it angers
Allah the Al-Mighty," said Dr Maamor.
(Okay, the Quran again, yeah in the Quran, Gays are stoned to death. Thank God, don't have a bin between my names. Dude, there is even a gay sauna and a gay park.)


RISKS
On the health aspect, Dr Maamor said homosexuals who indulge in anal
intercourse are prone to various risks.
(If you don't know, he is talking about guys people, since girls don't have sticks.Lmao, girls can only do the scissor sister.)


"Each of the human organs has their respective systems including blood
circulation, nerves, immunity and other systems. The woman's sexual organ, and
hormones are different from that of the man.
(Hey, everyone knows that, okay. Women have boobs and men don't, men have sticks and women don't. I don't know why they right this like its something interesting since it can't be for us who go to school cause we know about it, and can't be those who don't go to school since, they know its different and know how to do it.)


"There are specialised cells for certain functions. Unfortunately for some
humans, they resorted to commit deviations," he said.
(Apparently, Malaysian doctors think the public is goddamn stupid,even though they are idiots themselves)


According to Dr Maamor, the human's gastro-intestinal system begins right
from the mouth until the anus. The system is outfitted with specialised cells
for the digestion and absorption of food.
(Hey, there is a name for this, I don't know what name but it has a name cause i don't study medical and Grey's Anatomy hasn't has an episode where a man has priapism whille fucking another dude. Mister Moron here, studies and practises medicine and doesn't know the name.)


"There is the rhythmic (intestinal) muscle movement, known as peristalsis.
And if this system is disturbed, like when anal intercourse occurs, it will
invite damage to the person's physical, emotional and spiritual attributes.
(It doesn't damage, it euphorates. But being fucked is like shitting a large piece of shit only it goes in and out, in and out)


"As this system is not for erroneous acts, it invites various risks like
the Aids, hepatitis, haemorrhoids and septicemia (bacterial infection of the
blood)), said Dr Maamor, adding that this unnatural sex act also provokes
various sexually transmitted diseases".
(There is a thing called a CONDOM, douche bags and its AIDS, not the AIDS, not taboo okay, everyone, even Amish Christians know about it.)


IMMORAL ACT
The Malaysian Islamic Youth Movement (Abim) president Yusri Mohamad said
that a homosexual act is a serious immoral and criminal offence.
(Another idiot that comes from some tree, and its not immoral, its love. Its not criminal as no idiot arrests people for having sex. Oh, wait Malaysians invented arresting people for having sex. MALAYSIA BOLEH. So if you want to have sex, produce a marriage license or in future, the I-Am-Allowed-To-Engage-In-Sexual-Acts license.)


"There is no difference between a homosexual act and adultery. Hence,
severe punishment should be handed down against homosexuals. Prevention and
punishment must be executed", said Yusri.
(Again its for the Muslims, do this on Chinese, Malaysia is ruled by Pakatan Rakyat)


He said the 'doors' that invite people to commit this sin should be
permanently closed and sealed.
(There are no doors, only assholes, AHAHAHAHA. Corruption and Bribery is a larger sin as homosexuality has love while Corruption and Bribery has lazy ass, dumb twit and greed.)


"Take immediate action against centres or clubs where the homosexuals
gather, like revoking the operating licence.
(Okay, gather in front of Mamaks, and any government residence and or function instead of clubs)


"Websites and magazines that may have room for homosexual-oriented messages
should be monitored and action taken against them," he said.
(Spoken like a true idiot, democracy and freedom of speech is one-sided in this country)


Yusri calls on the authorities to conduct raids, akin to that held for
drug-prevention operations at nightspots and entertainment centres.
Hence, the government is seen as taking stern and firm action to curb this
moral decadence, unlike the western nations that provide the so-called 'freedom'
to such debauchery.
(S-T-U-P-I-D. Again with with blaming people who brought you the things you love, biting the hand that feeds is so not good for a minature country.)


CANNOT BE ACCEPTED
(CAN BE ACCEPTED, look at the more advanced countries)


"There is not much account on homosexuals in the Indian community, in some
cases there are bisexuals but that is not their wishes.
(Yeah, mostly its the Malays who are seen wearing high heeled boots from their sis, jeans from their moms and earrings from their grandmother)


"Even the Hindu religion does not accept homosexual practices", the
Malaysian Hindu Sangham president Datuk A.Vaithilingam told Bernama.
Vaithilingam calls on parents to exercise caution in and give the issue a
serious look in the efforts to prevent their children from being trapped in the
homosexual clutches.
(Its a lifestyle, they are who they are, cannot change that, or what send all homos to some kind of NS and torture them?)


He said the community should be exposed to education and counselling on the
homosexual topic to create awareness among the public on the ills and evils of
this felony.
(Its not a felony, its not evil, you people either came here from some time machine or the media found you in a tree, created lies and bitch, giving you your fifteen minutes of fame in media whoring. Plus you mispelled counseling)


Serious attention should also be given against illicit sexual relations in
order to prevent it from becoming a menace to the society.
(Again not a menace, not illicit. Its a wonder how these katak under tempurungs have such great vocabularty at blastpheming something they consider something 'abnormal')


IMPORTANCE OF EDUCATION
This act, which is like a malignant cancer, should not be allowed to spread
its tentacles, as it threatens to bring destruction and devastation to the
society.
(Again with tentacles like a poisonous jellyfish. WAH, 'destruction and devastation to the society'
Corruption and bribery does this, being gay is just finding love, nothing much. Honestly, how do they have this kind of 'chim' vocabulary and still live in a tree? If its a malignant cancer, its already spreaded, the damage is too bad to be done already.)


Hence, education for the youngsters particularly for those in schools and
universities is crucial to prevent the society from being engulfed by this
immoral act.
(Youngsters, hah. Only old people say that. Its not immoral okay.)


In this context, Dr Maamor concurs with Vaithilingam that the parents need
to boost their knowledge in order to shoulder the immense task of preventing
their offsprings from being drawn into the evils of homosexual acts.
(Okay, organise a campaign, lets see if it works. Honestly, if kids are, they are gay. That's it. Period.)


Parents should not feel embarrassed if they ask for advice and counselling
from the experts to overcome this issue.
(I hear frogs croaking under the well)


JAKIM
Dr Maamor also calls on the Islamic Advancement Department (Jakim) to adopt
an approach where doctors and psychiatrists can brief mosque officials on the
issue apart from setting up the integrated referral centres at the mosques.
Similar concepts can be applied at institutions for the other religions in
the country, he said.
(PSYCHIATRISTS? PSYCHIATRISTS? ITS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!!!!! BUCNH OF DOUCHE BAGS. HERE IS MY DIAGNOSIS, THE STAR HIRES PEOPLE FROM TREES TO TALK ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY, THAT'S WHAT IT IS!)


Dr Maamor said the Information Ministry can use the electronic media to
disseminate information on the warfare against this social scourge.
"We may be giving the wrong impression as if the authorities are tolerating
this immoral act", he said.
(Its is tolerable, this issue is almost invisible and not much of a concern really)


Meanwhile Yusri calls on the authorities to monitor artistes and actors
that portray the 'feminine' image.
"We are not saying that all of the womanly males as gays but many of the
gays are from this group.
(Wow, all you Ah Kuas hear this okay, if you are an AhKua, you might get arrested! Seriously, the number of butches (masculine gays) are more than queens (feminine gays) in this country.)


"We do not wish these people to be used as the illustration and model", he
said.
(You know that Mawi projects this right? He probably says men cannot go for facials and pampering and wear foundation. As much as using a facial cleanser means that you are feminine)

Clearly, the homosexual phenomenon is against the human's natural behaviour
and should be swiftly and firmly dealt with.
(Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. It is, its human, human have brains, brains think like this so its natural)

Not everyone wants to see the country to be overwhelmed by the influx of
moral decadence that erupt from those who are out to draw the people into the
dark ages of morality.
(I bet the golden ages was when you live in trees fucking your wife eight to ten times a day, these guys think that women should be barefoot and pregnant or something. And besides, the straight guys has more women to fuck with. So you bigot muslim can have as much wives as you want and have as much kids as you want.)

People, Malaysia is a haven for radical Muslim Christian religion, cause us modern people that are so called abnormal have no freedom of speech.
-- BERNAMA
MMA ZUL RON