Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
New Crush
I am stalking another one, *evil laughs*
He's cute, yummy and tasty too.
Moreover, he has an iPhone
I have fell in love with him!!
I love you
well, I love your iPhone more
Okay, okay
I really need to check myself into a rehab for iPod addiction.
Seriously, I don't love the guy
I just love the iPhone he is having
I don't love his iPhone
I just wanna love him enough till he buys me one and I will chuck him into singleland again
I know I know, wishful thinking again.
Hey I am desperate enough to even consider dating a man and have a promising relationship instead of a Katy Perry-ish experiment of game
been single for so long, i just think, its time.
He's cute, yummy and tasty too.
Moreover, he has an iPhone
I have fell in love with him!!
I love you
well, I love your iPhone more
Okay, okay
I really need to check myself into a rehab for iPod addiction.
Seriously, I don't love the guy
I just love the iPhone he is having
I don't love his iPhone
I just wanna love him enough till he buys me one and I will chuck him into singleland again
I know I know, wishful thinking again.
Hey I am desperate enough to even consider dating a man and have a promising relationship instead of a Katy Perry-ish experiment of game
been single for so long, i just think, its time.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Too busy to write
Not on Brendzblog, Casa la 7
As you guys would prolly know, Casa La 7 is my second blog
a story blog.
Its about me, Brendan Goh leaving Kuching city to live in this small Californian town called Teston.
Where then I will encounter things ala 90210, Gossip Girl, Priveleged, and the early years of One Tree Hill
So I am lazy and tired to write the second season's premiere as the first season finale we were left at a cliffhanger
So I am busy to write
Which sucks
Oh well, till the next holiday.
Hope I don't cancel it.
As you guys would prolly know, Casa La 7 is my second blog
a story blog.
Its about me, Brendan Goh leaving Kuching city to live in this small Californian town called Teston.
Where then I will encounter things ala 90210, Gossip Girl, Priveleged, and the early years of One Tree Hill
So I am lazy and tired to write the second season's premiere as the first season finale we were left at a cliffhanger
So I am busy to write
Which sucks
Oh well, till the next holiday.
Hope I don't cancel it.
Friday, October 17, 2008
I feel suckish so... I want everyone to feel suckish :)
Okay, I am angry, irritated, frustrated, pissed, bitchy, nasty, mean, horrible, terrible, bitter like vegetable, fucked up, mad and downright angry (wait, did I say angry?) about my damn IT project.
Choo Ai Ling aka according to Tan Meng Siang or should I say Ta Meng Siang who calls her 'chubs' or Elton who calls her 'short pig' which I found really hilarious but whatever, likes to torture people's lives by putting me into next weeks instead of two weeks later like Jia Jin, Belinda, Yuyun, Cindy. So anyway us 'interesting' people other than Belinda of course who is the queen of wushu or whatever that I never knew about and then again, whatever. Face it, people like Jia Jin and cindy who find humor using curry stains on Chilipepper's table as extra gravy for its really spicy food is absolutely... lame and if their lives were a reality show, I would rather watch teenagers who do nothing but lie in the sand all day like the kids in Laguna Beach or Newport Habour, then again, watching a snail move or attending 3 sessions of law lecture is more eventful.
Plus they complain and whine at almost everything. Moreover, no life one, like robots, like Andrew the Motherchucker
'I hate taking pictures'
'I hate walking so far'
'Spring? So far and so expensive!' *an hour later* 'No donuts for us ah, hehe'
'Lets wait till friday, we have more time,' (which is true but it takes you 4 hours to have a meal at a mamak across the street?)
'Lets go cafeteria' (this happens again, again and again)
'Wah, look we sit at every spot on the outside the cafeteria'
'I dun like inside, air is not fresh.' (Breathing smokers exhaust much? Every heard of second hand smokers?)
If they are not in the classroom or cafeteria, its... the library.
Note to self, switch lame friends for cooler ones.
Speaking of Andrew the Motherchucker who broke my precious heart who decides to stay in KL and not come back to me.
FUCK YOU, ANDREW
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AIRPLANE
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GODDAMN ACADEMY OF AIRHEADS
FUCK YOU AND HOPE YOU CRASH IN YOUR FIRST FLIGHT!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Next person would be my ex-classmate, Hubert Chong, who I am gonna have SO MUCH FUN TRASHING HIM!!!!!
Hubert, you blog is crap, your hair is shit and you, yourself, resembles a large pile of waste.
Your blog is an insult and an insignificant existance to my superior and more experienced not to mention bitchy, popular and sexy blog.
Your blog is not meant to exist, your blog should be recycled to the dump of the cybernetic world.
You yourself is a lousy peace of crap, classA crap and a pure ah beng. The girl you probably like is twice your damn size.
Your hair looks like shit but a least I give you props for making it healthy but still it is shit.
If you don't understand, you hair looks like healthy shit.
You are thin and small enough to be the new transgendered contested in ANTM, what is more important is that you don't even need to remove your pitiful jewels.
Your idol in badminton is someone who has an erection while playing badminton and the greatest rival of the country's silver medalist who blogs in Chinese as if he sucks in English.
You like to compare mouse for some reason which I don't know
Maybe u wished you had a 'bigger' mouse but instead got some microkingdom mini mini one.
You like to go to stupid opposition rallies who do nothing but scream and holler like wolves in the night and where you just sit there and support them.
You probably are an avid contirbutor of the current ever mushrooming franchise of lottery punter lots around Malaysia, contributing the wasting of valuable and scarce resources around the world like land, bricks, space, paper and pens.
You spend your lousy existence in Swinburne Grounds like some ghost who has no life
You never smile, and when you do, we wished you never smile
You are basically crap.
My temper has subsided, now back to IT.
Choo Ai Ling aka according to Tan Meng Siang or should I say Ta Meng Siang who calls her 'chubs' or Elton who calls her 'short pig' which I found really hilarious but whatever, likes to torture people's lives by putting me into next weeks instead of two weeks later like Jia Jin, Belinda, Yuyun, Cindy. So anyway us 'interesting' people other than Belinda of course who is the queen of wushu or whatever that I never knew about and then again, whatever. Face it, people like Jia Jin and cindy who find humor using curry stains on Chilipepper's table as extra gravy for its really spicy food is absolutely... lame and if their lives were a reality show, I would rather watch teenagers who do nothing but lie in the sand all day like the kids in Laguna Beach or Newport Habour, then again, watching a snail move or attending 3 sessions of law lecture is more eventful.
Plus they complain and whine at almost everything. Moreover, no life one, like robots, like Andrew the Motherchucker
'I hate taking pictures'
'I hate walking so far'
'Spring? So far and so expensive!' *an hour later* 'No donuts for us ah, hehe'
'Lets wait till friday, we have more time,' (which is true but it takes you 4 hours to have a meal at a mamak across the street?)
'Lets go cafeteria' (this happens again, again and again)
'Wah, look we sit at every spot on the outside the cafeteria'
'I dun like inside, air is not fresh.' (Breathing smokers exhaust much? Every heard of second hand smokers?)
If they are not in the classroom or cafeteria, its... the library.
Note to self, switch lame friends for cooler ones.
Speaking of Andrew the Motherchucker who broke my precious heart who decides to stay in KL and not come back to me.
FUCK YOU, ANDREW
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AIRPLANE
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GODDAMN ACADEMY OF AIRHEADS
FUCK YOU AND HOPE YOU CRASH IN YOUR FIRST FLIGHT!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Next person would be my ex-classmate, Hubert Chong, who I am gonna have SO MUCH FUN TRASHING HIM!!!!!
Hubert, you blog is crap, your hair is shit and you, yourself, resembles a large pile of waste.
Your blog is an insult and an insignificant existance to my superior and more experienced not to mention bitchy, popular and sexy blog.
Your blog is not meant to exist, your blog should be recycled to the dump of the cybernetic world.
You yourself is a lousy peace of crap, classA crap and a pure ah beng. The girl you probably like is twice your damn size.
Your hair looks like shit but a least I give you props for making it healthy but still it is shit.
If you don't understand, you hair looks like healthy shit.
You are thin and small enough to be the new transgendered contested in ANTM, what is more important is that you don't even need to remove your pitiful jewels.
Your idol in badminton is someone who has an erection while playing badminton and the greatest rival of the country's silver medalist who blogs in Chinese as if he sucks in English.
You like to compare mouse for some reason which I don't know
Maybe u wished you had a 'bigger' mouse but instead got some microkingdom mini mini one.
You like to go to stupid opposition rallies who do nothing but scream and holler like wolves in the night and where you just sit there and support them.
You probably are an avid contirbutor of the current ever mushrooming franchise of lottery punter lots around Malaysia, contributing the wasting of valuable and scarce resources around the world like land, bricks, space, paper and pens.
You spend your lousy existence in Swinburne Grounds like some ghost who has no life
You never smile, and when you do, we wished you never smile
You are basically crap.
My temper has subsided, now back to IT.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Blonde moment with Audrey
Brendan: That day I saw you at spring right, is that your boyfriend?
Audrey: What boyfriend there were only two girls leh
Brendan: No, I could have sworn I seen you with a boy.
Audrey: Wait, oh that not a boy la! Its my auntie.
Brendan: Your aunt is a tranny and looks like a boy?
Audrey: No la! Its just her style mah! She dresses like tomboy that's all.
Brendan: Owh, okay. So its your aunt dressing like a boy. She likes that?
Audrey: No, its just that her style is more boy.
Brendan: I could have sworn I saw an Adam's apple, are you sure she is a girl and not a boy.
Audrey: Ya la, sweat.
Apparently, I am blind.
Audrey: What boyfriend there were only two girls leh
Brendan: No, I could have sworn I seen you with a boy.
Audrey: Wait, oh that not a boy la! Its my auntie.
Brendan: Your aunt is a tranny and looks like a boy?
Audrey: No la! Its just her style mah! She dresses like tomboy that's all.
Brendan: Owh, okay. So its your aunt dressing like a boy. She likes that?
Audrey: No, its just that her style is more boy.
Brendan: I could have sworn I saw an Adam's apple, are you sure she is a girl and not a boy.
Audrey: Ya la, sweat.
Apparently, I am blind.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Gaying up the Car
It is now so obvious to recognize my damn car
Cause you can see a butterfly sticking out at the bumper
Hope that aint mean I am gay
Cause you can see a butterfly sticking out at the bumper
Hope that aint mean I am gay
Friday, October 10, 2008
Swinburne Prom 2008
Swinburne's annual prom
This year is bigger than ever, held at the riverside crowne plaza.
The biggest social event of the year.
And I am not going
Am I a coward?
Am I a cheapskate?
Am I too shy?
All I know is, my upbringing, SUCKS
period
Man, I think I will go ahead and say this
I vow to treat my kids with more respect and freedom
Provided if they don't act like idiots in the first place.
This year is bigger than ever, held at the riverside crowne plaza.
The biggest social event of the year.
And I am not going
Am I a coward?
Am I a cheapskate?
Am I too shy?
All I know is, my upbringing, SUCKS
period
Man, I think I will go ahead and say this
I vow to treat my kids with more respect and freedom
Provided if they don't act like idiots in the first place.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Brendan Sucks At
Hi, I everyone today, I am going to tell you something.
This something is actually someone
And this someone is Brendan
And Brendan, well
he
(Guitar strumms)
sucks
And he sucks at a lot of things
Brendan sucks at driving cause his presence is already hazardous to road users
Brendan sucks at walking cause he walks like a transvestite model
Brendan sucks at riding a bike as he always falls and cracks his ass
Brendan sucks at dieting cause the pounds minus on the negatives
Brendan sucks at cooking cause his pizza made him spend the whole night on the toilet seat
Brendan sucks at being gay because cause even gays have better love lives than him
Brendan sucks at being straight cause he is too picky
Brendan sucks at math cause he can't count properly
Brendan sucks at being a typical Malaysian although he doesn't regret at sucking
Brendan sucks at moral because he hates moral and plans to suck at it
Brendan sucks at Chinese cause he has been failing it since form one
Brendan sucks at not sucking cause he sucks at almost everything
Brendan sucks at directions cause it took him an hour to reach the Coffee Bean at Cold Storage
Brendan sucks at blogging cause he is blogging that he sucks
This something is actually someone
And this someone is Brendan
And Brendan, well
he
(Guitar strumms)
sucks
And he sucks at a lot of things
Brendan sucks at driving cause his presence is already hazardous to road users
Brendan sucks at walking cause he walks like a transvestite model
Brendan sucks at riding a bike as he always falls and cracks his ass
Brendan sucks at dieting cause the pounds minus on the negatives
Brendan sucks at cooking cause his pizza made him spend the whole night on the toilet seat
Brendan sucks at being gay because cause even gays have better love lives than him
Brendan sucks at being straight cause he is too picky
Brendan sucks at math cause he can't count properly
Brendan sucks at being a typical Malaysian although he doesn't regret at sucking
Brendan sucks at moral because he hates moral and plans to suck at it
Brendan sucks at Chinese cause he has been failing it since form one
Brendan sucks at not sucking cause he sucks at almost everything
Brendan sucks at directions cause it took him an hour to reach the Coffee Bean at Cold Storage
Brendan sucks at blogging cause he is blogging that he sucks
Friday, October 03, 2008
Paris Hilton: My New Bff and Brooke Davis
By now, you all have pretty much heard Paris Hilton's new show My New Bff
where she treats these people as 'dolls' and play with them
where all the 'dolls' compete to become her BFF (best friends forever)
Hmm, as I look on, yeah I can see some few potentials there
But it really got me thinking
Thinking hard and deep and making me realized something that after the end of the show I started crying, in a hurt manner not the laugh till you cry cause it hurts thing.
Cause guess what?
Ever since my kindy days in rainbow,
the only best friend that I ever had
were Ivan Poh and Jonathan Teo
from Rainbow
which of course sucks
Lonely right
Ugh, I wished to have a best friend but no luck i guess
Man this celebecy thing Aaron Ong said
Sucks
Fine I still have Aaron Tan but he is miles away
although we are still Bffs
where she treats these people as 'dolls' and play with them
where all the 'dolls' compete to become her BFF (best friends forever)
Hmm, as I look on, yeah I can see some few potentials there
But it really got me thinking
Thinking hard and deep and making me realized something that after the end of the show I started crying, in a hurt manner not the laugh till you cry cause it hurts thing.
Cause guess what?
Ever since my kindy days in rainbow,
the only best friend that I ever had
were Ivan Poh and Jonathan Teo
from Rainbow
which of course sucks
Lonely right
Ugh, I wished to have a best friend but no luck i guess
Man this celebecy thing Aaron Ong said
Sucks
Fine I still have Aaron Tan but he is miles away
although we are still Bffs
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
September Drought
Okay, so I haven't been really blogging in September okay.
I get it
More posts Brendan
Update your blog Brendan
Update it before I stick toe jam on your dead blog
Well basically these few days I have been really stressed out
Physically and Mentally exhausted
And emotionally unstable
Talk about mood swings
Well, I have my innovation stuff to do
Powerpoint is halfway done
The report though is giving me a headache
And plus we also have a prototype of a healthy pizza to build
Which sucks
Maybe I should have gone easy and not make something like a prototype
Moreover, I have to interview Andrew for English Magazine
Write a review on a new game (most probably Lego Batman)
and a TV show ( most likely Paris Hilton's my new BFF)
Then is the consistent youtubing of my favourite shows
I missed an episode of 90210 and gossip girl already
you can say they are 'replaced' by Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy
I was thinking of cutting ANTM from my list since it premieres on OCT 12 on Channel V
Plus I still have the final few episodes of Project Runway 5 left
Desperate Housewives for some reason not available
So Brendan is busy busy busy busy and busy
Sorry Brendzblog for neglecting you
Its always like this on fall
I get it
More posts Brendan
Update your blog Brendan
Update it before I stick toe jam on your dead blog
Well basically these few days I have been really stressed out
Physically and Mentally exhausted
And emotionally unstable
Talk about mood swings
Well, I have my innovation stuff to do
Powerpoint is halfway done
The report though is giving me a headache
And plus we also have a prototype of a healthy pizza to build
Which sucks
Maybe I should have gone easy and not make something like a prototype
Moreover, I have to interview Andrew for English Magazine
Write a review on a new game (most probably Lego Batman)
and a TV show ( most likely Paris Hilton's my new BFF)
Then is the consistent youtubing of my favourite shows
I missed an episode of 90210 and gossip girl already
you can say they are 'replaced' by Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy
I was thinking of cutting ANTM from my list since it premieres on OCT 12 on Channel V
Plus I still have the final few episodes of Project Runway 5 left
Desperate Housewives for some reason not available
So Brendan is busy busy busy busy and busy
Sorry Brendzblog for neglecting you
Its always like this on fall
Saturday, September 27, 2008
B, I break up with you because...
Now, Malaysians are known to have bad understanding of languages on signboards, crappy, rude and lousy taxis, a crave to search every nook and cranny for food even though there are like millions around, cheap seafood, politicians that looks as if they come out from the jungle to lead and excuses, excuses, excuses. And I mean A LOT OF EXCUSES.
In case you don't know. This is number 7 of my 10 most depressing things in Malaysia. Just click on the 'list this' label to see what the others are.
So Malaysians tend to have a lot of unique excuses and of course the usual repetitive ones. So these excuses may range from relationships to everyday life. Here are some common ones
On being late
Traffic Jam
No Car/Transport
Stomach Ache
No Mood
My dog gave birth
On canceling an appointment
My dog pregnant
No transport
Sick
I got struck by lightning while listening to my iPod
Busy, busy la, busy la, MCB! Busy mah!
No mood, sori, hehe
On breaking up
I want to play more dota
I am manwhoring to an older woman
I just want to be best friends with u, why cannot, MCB *smash the window and hand bleeds*
No chemistry
I dun wan sex wit u
I wan to break up with u cause I want to make up with you again
Okay, apparently I don't have the mind of a typical Malaysian but you get the point
XOXO
Brendan Goh
In case you don't know. This is number 7 of my 10 most depressing things in Malaysia. Just click on the 'list this' label to see what the others are.
So Malaysians tend to have a lot of unique excuses and of course the usual repetitive ones. So these excuses may range from relationships to everyday life. Here are some common ones
On being late
Traffic Jam
No Car/Transport
Stomach Ache
No Mood
My dog gave birth
On canceling an appointment
My dog pregnant
No transport
Sick
I got struck by lightning while listening to my iPod
Busy, busy la, busy la, MCB! Busy mah!
No mood, sori, hehe
On breaking up
I want to play more dota
I am manwhoring to an older woman
I just want to be best friends with u, why cannot, MCB *smash the window and hand bleeds*
No chemistry
I dun wan sex wit u
I wan to break up with u cause I want to make up with you again
Okay, apparently I don't have the mind of a typical Malaysian but you get the point
XOXO
Brendan Goh
Friday, September 26, 2008
REDO!!!!
Apparently when you put the choice of getting a hooker as your way to spend cash,
your mom tends to freak out
and starts crapping lectures for a few freaking hours
So, I will be putting a new one out soon
Sorry to the 4 ppl who have voted
As to Derrick, you can vote multiple answer
but you can't vote twice
your mom tends to freak out
and starts crapping lectures for a few freaking hours
So, I will be putting a new one out soon
Sorry to the 4 ppl who have voted
As to Derrick, you can vote multiple answer
but you can't vote twice
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Vote please
I have a bunch of cash (currently saved till RM300)
and I need to spend it on something big
I just don't know what to do with it
Crap
So I need u guys to please vote and put in your suggestions
Any other alternative ideas
(excluding giving the cash to you or anyone else)
Please feel free to write in the shout box.
and I need to spend it on something big
I just don't know what to do with it
Crap
So I need u guys to please vote and put in your suggestions
Any other alternative ideas
(excluding giving the cash to you or anyone else)
Please feel free to write in the shout box.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Moving On
I am moving on
I am moving on with my life
Now its already approaching the end of 2008
Its not a real good year for me, I guess.
Friends of the past all split and left
To other parts of the country and the world
Knowing how superficial things can be
No old classmates stopped and talked to me.
Nice ones would give a hi
Shitty ones don't give a damn.
So with new friends and a new cast
It seems as if I am getting my wish of starting afresh
With new friends and all.
I have to say, at least I have my own gang
I remember last time, I keep on drifting around
Like a mindless zombie
Like some womanizer moving from group after group after group of women
Nice to see that I sort of found my place.
Though it is still in the same crappy city
I gotta say I am grateful.
With friends
I love to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend
But I don't know really
I guess although I might feel lonely at times
I sorta felt that things can be done
Now all I need is to move out from my dorky friends
and move in with some guy friends
I mean I love them and all
But seriously
I am beginning to look like the gay dude in a girl group
I guess I can hang with them sporadically
but you know I can't have guy talk with them.
Anyways
I think I am going to join more clubs
Now I got debate down
I got gym too
now I guess toastmasters maybe
or a LGBT (lesbian, gays, bisexual and transgenders)
Yoga seems cool
I also want squash but I really don't know when there will be one
Plus drama seems fun
and blogging group which is a group and not a club
I am moving on with my life
Now its already approaching the end of 2008
Its not a real good year for me, I guess.
Friends of the past all split and left
To other parts of the country and the world
Knowing how superficial things can be
No old classmates stopped and talked to me.
Nice ones would give a hi
Shitty ones don't give a damn.
So with new friends and a new cast
It seems as if I am getting my wish of starting afresh
With new friends and all.
I have to say, at least I have my own gang
I remember last time, I keep on drifting around
Like a mindless zombie
Like some womanizer moving from group after group after group of women
Nice to see that I sort of found my place.
Though it is still in the same crappy city
I gotta say I am grateful.
With friends
I love to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend
But I don't know really
I guess although I might feel lonely at times
I sorta felt that things can be done
Now all I need is to move out from my dorky friends
and move in with some guy friends
I mean I love them and all
But seriously
I am beginning to look like the gay dude in a girl group
I guess I can hang with them sporadically
but you know I can't have guy talk with them.
Anyways
I think I am going to join more clubs
Now I got debate down
I got gym too
now I guess toastmasters maybe
or a LGBT (lesbian, gays, bisexual and transgenders)
Yoga seems cool
I also want squash but I really don't know when there will be one
Plus drama seems fun
and blogging group which is a group and not a club
Friday, September 12, 2008
Ecomania
Economy, Scarcity, bla bla bla still needs to be preserved in a refigerator called my mind
Heck, my mind is so screwed that I forgot how to spell refigerator.
Plus I am so hectic these days to even realize my favorite blue padini shirt has a hole.
Which means I have to buy a new one
Two new ones (cheaper)
Now, I am craving Starbucks and a good workout
My mom is sorta pushing me to join another sports club
Might choose squash if the school has one
So that I can squash Andrew, lol
Moreover, I am joining the gym club
I promised myself that i needed to buff up.
Well, buff but not too buff
Model buff, with the right definitions and all
Plus slaving hours in front of the comp is so not good for me.
This is a really random post, that has no meaning at all
I just wanna blog but I don't know what to blog on
Plus Casa La 7 is sooooo outdated now
I need to update it
Haha
Expect a lot more drama
and a big shocker
Season Finale is coming soon
Heck, my mind is so screwed that I forgot how to spell refigerator.
Plus I am so hectic these days to even realize my favorite blue padini shirt has a hole.
Which means I have to buy a new one
Two new ones (cheaper)
Now, I am craving Starbucks and a good workout
My mom is sorta pushing me to join another sports club
Might choose squash if the school has one
So that I can squash Andrew, lol
Moreover, I am joining the gym club
I promised myself that i needed to buff up.
Well, buff but not too buff
Model buff, with the right definitions and all
Plus slaving hours in front of the comp is so not good for me.
This is a really random post, that has no meaning at all
I just wanna blog but I don't know what to blog on
Plus Casa La 7 is sooooo outdated now
I need to update it
Haha
Expect a lot more drama
and a big shocker
Season Finale is coming soon
Monday, September 08, 2008
MIA troubles
God, life can be a serious screw up can it?
I screwed people up with Tag Torture and now Karma bites me back
And it HURTS!
With all these careless disappearances I am having, it sucks
Literally
First, I misplaced my cell phone at home.
At first, I thought I left it at the school library
After tirelessly searching for it at home
Plus it has no bat and I put it on silent.
After telling my parents and getting creamed to puree in the process
Darren found it for me.
Shit, crap and suck.
After being blasted by my mom (tirelessly, every freaking milisecond is her disgusting naggy voice)
Plus, the overprotective, stubborn, irrational not to mention mentally unsound mother of mine wanted to confiscate my laptop, just because she thinks I am so irresponsible
Like I am going to give that over-aged ah lian the privilage to watch her 'favourite thing' (more like disgusting thing) aka 4D, toto, cashsweep and pmp, 24/7.
And burden it with crappy, over dramatic Singaporean movie and/or TV shows.
(used to be predictable, well at least we see some evolution, now its so off topic)
Next, is my bottle.
Which is now found but I lost it a few moments ago
Which drove ME insane
At least is now found.
I should try and like probably label my stuff now, especially the damn bottle.
God, I think I am going to have a bad week
Well, that's what you get for not attending youth groups, i guess.
I screwed people up with Tag Torture and now Karma bites me back
And it HURTS!
With all these careless disappearances I am having, it sucks
Literally
First, I misplaced my cell phone at home.
At first, I thought I left it at the school library
After tirelessly searching for it at home
Plus it has no bat and I put it on silent.
After telling my parents and getting creamed to puree in the process
Darren found it for me.
Shit, crap and suck.
After being blasted by my mom (tirelessly, every freaking milisecond is her disgusting naggy voice)
Plus, the overprotective, stubborn, irrational not to mention mentally unsound mother of mine wanted to confiscate my laptop, just because she thinks I am so irresponsible
Like I am going to give that over-aged ah lian the privilage to watch her 'favourite thing' (more like disgusting thing) aka 4D, toto, cashsweep and pmp, 24/7.
And burden it with crappy, over dramatic Singaporean movie and/or TV shows.
(used to be predictable, well at least we see some evolution, now its so off topic)
Next, is my bottle.
Which is now found but I lost it a few moments ago
Which drove ME insane
At least is now found.
I should try and like probably label my stuff now, especially the damn bottle.
God, I think I am going to have a bad week
Well, that's what you get for not attending youth groups, i guess.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Tag Torture
This tag is specifically created to screw you up. When you are tagged, you must answer the tag and reply to what the question says, any illogical answer is not accepted and you cannot refuse to answer, a reply with a non specific answer ie: none or i don't know or cannot or any other variations of them are not allowed. After this, you MUST TAG 9 other individuals who HAVE NOT done this tag before. The rules created are for you to have fun, so enjoy it! Tags are created to let others know you well, so why not let them? If you don't do this tag, well I can't curse you can't I? Well, lets just say karma's a bitch, shall we?
1.If you would have to engage sexual acts with a celebrity of the same sex, who would it be?
Well, I would have to say... Ed Westwick who plays Chuck from Gossip Girl, yum, lol. I love bad boys
2.If you were asked to strip off naked and then covered in a certain material for a photoshoot, what will it be? (note: clothing or any other variations is not acceptable, however cloth is)
Toilet Paper
3.If you and your husband/wife/life partner are bound up and are soon to be raped by a rapist, would you sacrifice you or your spouse? (note: only one can be saved)
My ass is ready, hope you have large dick :)
4.Well, you are in New York, Ala Entourage or Sex and the City. Which would you pursue? Labels or Love and why?
LABELS cause Prada wallets never broke my heart before.
5.Name your favourite American Idol 7 finalist. (latest one)
DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!
6.The Deserted Island Question: Who would you bring there with you?
I would bring mah bitch, Aaron Tan
7.Name one crazy thing that you have done.
I kissed a boy and I like it
8.To make things a little easy, future honeymoon destination?
Around the world, duh
9.If you have superpowers, what would it be?
Molecular Manipulation, like Piper Halliwell
10.You got drunk, had sex with someone and when you woke up, that someone is next to you, who is that someone? (note: you know that someone and that someone knows you)
Ouch, tough. Have to say Isabel Goh, haha.
11.Name a classmate that you seriously hate on your high school senior year.
Victor Lim
12.A position that you would want to have in high school but can't achieve?
A president of the Leo club.
13.Name a classmate that you would want to join you in your current university as your classmate.
Cyril Lee
14.Name a person you know you love but never truly appreciate
Mom, lol. True wah.
15.If given the chance to fully restore and revive someone from the dead, who would it be?
My Dashy, my sweet Dashikins. I miss her so much. Every July 21st i will feel lonely. At least she contacts me.
16.If your life were a game, what would it be?
Legend of Dragoon!
17.Do you support gay marriage?
YES I DO!
18.Do you prefer expensive, branded items or inferior, cheap items?
Expensive! Who doesn't?
19.If your life were a TV show? What would it be like?
A mix of Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill
20.Last minute partner for a project?
Yuyun
21 Name of the 8 people who are tagged?
1.If you would have to engage sexual acts with a celebrity of the same sex, who would it be?
Well, I would have to say... Ed Westwick who plays Chuck from Gossip Girl, yum, lol. I love bad boys
2.If you were asked to strip off naked and then covered in a certain material for a photoshoot, what will it be? (note: clothing or any other variations is not acceptable, however cloth is)
Toilet Paper
3.If you and your husband/wife/life partner are bound up and are soon to be raped by a rapist, would you sacrifice you or your spouse? (note: only one can be saved)
My ass is ready, hope you have large dick :)
4.Well, you are in New York, Ala Entourage or Sex and the City. Which would you pursue? Labels or Love and why?
LABELS cause Prada wallets never broke my heart before.
5.Name your favourite American Idol 7 finalist. (latest one)
DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!
6.The Deserted Island Question: Who would you bring there with you?
I would bring mah bitch, Aaron Tan
7.Name one crazy thing that you have done.
I kissed a boy and I like it
8.To make things a little easy, future honeymoon destination?
Around the world, duh
9.If you have superpowers, what would it be?
Molecular Manipulation, like Piper Halliwell
10.You got drunk, had sex with someone and when you woke up, that someone is next to you, who is that someone? (note: you know that someone and that someone knows you)
Ouch, tough. Have to say Isabel Goh, haha.
11.Name a classmate that you seriously hate on your high school senior year.
Victor Lim
12.A position that you would want to have in high school but can't achieve?
A president of the Leo club.
13.Name a classmate that you would want to join you in your current university as your classmate.
Cyril Lee
14.Name a person you know you love but never truly appreciate
Mom, lol. True wah.
15.If given the chance to fully restore and revive someone from the dead, who would it be?
My Dashy, my sweet Dashikins. I miss her so much. Every July 21st i will feel lonely. At least she contacts me.
16.If your life were a game, what would it be?
Legend of Dragoon!
17.Do you support gay marriage?
YES I DO!
18.Do you prefer expensive, branded items or inferior, cheap items?
Expensive! Who doesn't?
19.If your life were a TV show? What would it be like?
A mix of Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill
20.Last minute partner for a project?
Yuyun
21 Name of the 8 people who are tagged?
- Jamie
- Aini
- Derrick
- Gary
- Susan
- Aaron
- Carmen
- Andrew
- Person who is not listed but reading this very post
12 New Songs that you so totally need to listen to
- Crush by David Archuleta
- So What by Pink
- Migrate by Mariah Carey
- Whatever You Like by T.I.
- Hot n Cold by Katy Perry
- Poker Face by Lady Gaga
- Need U Bad by Jazmine Sullivan
- Angels by Natasha Bedingfield
- Bad Girls by Danity Kane ft Missy Elliot
- Private Dancer by Danny Fernandes
- Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi
- The Man who can't be moved by Script
Download it into your iPod now!!!!!
As for those of you who go to Boulevard or any other crap place that sells that fucked up, twisted, fuck wit, pirated, unoriginal crap ass not iPod but looks similar to one and then gets the fucking privilege to walk around Swinburne grounds with it, making people thinking that you have an ACTUAL iPod, there is no need for you to listen to this.
I just can't sleep
Nocturnal
and I can't sleep
So gonna piss off Janice Sim at economics tomorrow.
I can only hope Salman is there
At least he is more... responsive than others
and I can't sleep
So gonna piss off Janice Sim at economics tomorrow.
I can only hope Salman is there
At least he is more... responsive than others
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