2day so boring de, XD
donno wat to do, hehe
so blog about yesterday lohx!!!!
yesterday (wah word so long whorxx, taip so sian leh, lol)
i got inno
my lecture name is Dr.Yong
i don like her
I cannot understands wat is she saying,lol
She owes tok about sex.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So gelik de, XD, lol
I don like to tok about sex
Sex is so gelik.
I like to tok about wuv, me tink is so cute whorxxx.
and then she owes tok about her kangkong
say that she use her shi-shi and black soi to grow it de.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
After inno, me got maths.
I wuv maths
So easy to understand de, hehe
hehe um, hehe and oh ya, hehe hehe hehe and um, hehe.
After maths i go to The Spring
The Spring so good and so nice de, hehe.
Da thing there so expensive whorxxxx.
All da clothes ha, so high class de worxxxxx.
I donno why ppl like to buy such expensive clothes
Especially tat Brendan Goh, everyday go spring and buy T-shirt tat cost RM50++
And da shirt is so not kool de
Not like my bf got the very cool shirt with lots of japansese anime de.
Such a rich boy de.
I don like him leh
He so the si ai bin and a showoff de!
He even posted pics of his new nec laptop and camera at his blog de.
Oso he owes take pics of himself like he is so the hensome.
I saw him there leh,
see him go to manhattan fish market whorxxxxxx.
I go sugar bun, should not throw away money like him de.
We should save money and appreciate it de, whorxxxxxxx.
I like da sugar bun ice cream, so soft and so tall de, so cute too, lol.
Brendan leh, go dessert, so expensive de ice cream and oso not nice wan.
After tat is English with Ms.Hu
Miss Hu so nice but her class so boring de, hehe.
Brendan owes kacau he one
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So chiko de, whorxxxxxxxxxx.
Ok liao, I don wanna blog liao.
Remember we must not waste money, we should save de.
The crappery above is totally fictional and yes, I typed it by myself. My brain is friedand sucked into the deep depths of utter stupidity and I am so gonna fail my math and economics if i don't do something. So...
ITS TIME TO OBLITERATE THIS POST!!!!!!!!!
Bomb if your english is not up to the volcabulary of a normal United States College Sudent.
Lets start from the top shall we?
My comments are in brackets and are in blue
2day so boring de, XD
(Now I know why your english is do poor)
donno wat to do, hehe
(with brians like yours,its very easy to understand why)
so blog about yesterday lohx!!!!
(okay then, please, enlighten me about your day)
yesterday (wah word so long whorxx, taip so sian leh, lol)
(It is and I can't believe that you managed to spell it right, good for you)
i got inno
(Innovation and change for those of you who don't know)
my lecture name is Dr.Yong
(lectureR)
i don like her
(i like her, i think she is cool albiet cooky)
I cannot understands wat is she saying,lol
(I can, its easy)
She owes tok about sex.
(Not really, she talks about SEXUAL ORGANS, not sex.)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(What its so disgusting to discover your body? Switch yours with a dog, they are more smarter and you look like yo belong to the fur category)
So gelik de, XD, lol
I don like to tok about sex
Sex is so gelik.
(Uh, i get it, why do you have to repeat?)
I like to tok about wuv, me tink is so cute whorxxx.
(Aww, wuv, like a little bitch that you are, I talk to my dogs that way)
and then she owes tok about her kangkong
(Her kangkong is good and nutritious too although i won't touch it)
say that she use her shi-shi and black soi to grow it de.
(good organic, unlike you stuffing our face with KFC everyday)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(You EEEEEEE me, you makan chicken hormones and become one, good though, people like you should eat more so you can lay more, after all, that's what you will do in future)
After inno, me got maths.
(me too)
I wuv maths
(I hate math)
So easy to understand de, hehe
(I hate numbers and counting)
hehe um, hehe and oh ya, hehe hehe hehe and um, hehe.
(WTF? She's like retared now)
After maths i go to The Spring
(ME TOO)
The Spring so good and so nice de, hehe.
(Yes it is, a nice LITTLE mall)
Da thing there so expensive whorxxxx.
(Not really, quite cheap cmpared to Armani)
All da clothes ha, so high class de worxxxxx.
(I know)
I donno why ppl like to buy such expensive clothes
(I DO I DO, so that we LOOK EXPENSIVE)
Especially tat Brendan Goh, everyday go spring and buy T-shirt tat cost RM50++
(true, i don't know why i buy 50++ should buy 80++)
And da shirt is so not kool de
(Of course, its CLASSY way BETTER than cool, you mispelled cool so you are uncool)
Not like my bf got the very cool shirt with lots of japansese anime de.
(How old is he again?)
Such a rich boy de, tat Brendan
(I know, thanks a lot. I am very good at making myself look rich, even though I am just well off)
I don like him leh
(I like myself a lot!)
He so the si ai bin and a showoff de!
(Narcisstic is the word and yes, I so totally am and that's why i love myself)
He even posted pics of his new nec laptop and camera at his blog de.
(My blog, My rules bitch)
Oso he owes take pics of himself like he is so the hensome.
( I know I am)
I saw him there leh,
(Stalker?)
see him go to manhattan fish market whorxxxxxx.
(yeah i ordered the tiramisu, fish and chips and a nice soda)
I go sugar bun, should not throw away money like him de.
( I like sugar bun until chemicals came along)
We should save money and appreciate it de, whorxxxxxxx.
(Nah, money should be spent, its what they are supposed to do)
I like da sugar bun ice cream, so soft and so tall de, so cute too, lol.
(I like it too)
Brendan leh, go dessert, so expensive de ice cream and oso not nice wan.
(But dessert is better, NO FAT, LOW FAT, MORE CHOICES, BETTER QUALITY)
After tat is English with Ms.Hu
(MISS HU!!!!!!!!)
Miss Hu so nice but her class so boring de, hehe.
(I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! MISS HU!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Brendan owes kacau her one
(Not really, more like disturb and getting her attention. IT WORKS, SCORE)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(-.-ll)
So chiko de, whorxxxxxxxxxx.
(ME? CHEEKY? NAH! I AM WAY TOO MATURE FOR THAT, MORE LIKE IMPRESSING HER AND GETTING MYSELF NOTICED)
Ok liao, I don wanna blog liao.
(Good, my brain just died after reading and my bitchings about you revived it)
Remember we must not waste money, we should save de.
Money cannot buy happiness
(Its not a waste, I feel very happy. Unlike you, money does buy happiness for me. Besides, Prada wallets never hurt my heart before)
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