Movie Review: Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen

Summary:

I get to see more of Megan Fox being absolutely sexy! I get to see Megan Fox looking oh so hot! Oh right, Sam goes to college. Something about the All Spark and the Revenge of the Fallen. Egypt, Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megan Fox's breasts and explosions, explosions, explosions and... oh yeah! EXPLOSIONS! KA BOOM!!!!!!!!

The good:

MEGAN FOX!

Nice and flashy special effects

MEGAN FOX!

Sam's really embarrassing and loony mother that found cannabis.

and... um

MEGAN FOX!

The Bad:

Shallow storylines, soft core pornography and cheesy sex references and what do you get? A perverted teenage pubescent boy's dream movie that he can enjoy with his fellow friends and a very, very, VERY ANGRY Brendan Goh (emotionally) but happy (hormonally).

Fuck you, stupid transformers trailer for showing super cool and shiny images of explosions and cool fighting. Fuck you stupid hormones, making me watch some cheesy sex oriented action film.
'Oh its, MEGAN FOX!' You happy now, Brendan Goh's DICK? You happy wasting ten bucks, just make my eyes aimed at Megan Fox's curves. Actually I am quite happy, I slept very well last night (I will spare you the details since I am professional and reviewing a movie, not bragging how creative I am in bed, or fantasizing my creativity all over Megan Fox.)

Okay, enough about my favourite four letter word in the whole wide world that I prominently use in this blog, maybe I should put a content warning sign...

Micheal Bay seems to be lost in translation in this movie. I mean seriously, this guy's brain must have been switched from 'creative' to'sleazy' due to Megan Fox's sexual appealing-ness corroding it. It's as if Micheal Bay is incorporating soft core porn into the movie. Like the motorcycle scene.
Seriously, I can imagine it now.

'Okay, Megan! Get on the bike and paint it yeah. Camera one, give me a view of that nice bubbly ass of hers. Yes Megan, paint it, nicely, sensually. Show those red lips of yours that make up probably spends 2 bucks on. Yes, lift yourself higher a bit so that camera two can have a great view of the cleavage, higher, higher, higher, now straight. Lift your hair. Yeah, that's nice Megan, you are doing it perfectly.'

Also another reference to porn is of course, the stupid tiny robot, fucking Megan Fox's legs and the large balls of that robot thing that grind stuff. Enemy scrotum? YUCK!

Also, the story does not seem to shine out due to the less serious takes on it. (What movie is serious when you prominently show two large metal boulders as a robot's testicles?) Moreover, the cheesy sex lines also hamper it too. This is the end of the world and you are showing the balls of a freaking robot?

Josh Duhamel and Tyrese were pretty much invisible in this movie, and it sucks (for the girls, bisexual and gay men)

Also the two fighting cars that used to be a beat up ice cream truck. Yeah, what is up with them? They are so damn freaking annoying, it sickens me. Well, all I am sure is one is Latino and the other is Black.

As for Shia LaBeouf, he is okay. Just okay.

Also, there are a lot of mistakes for this movie. Moviemistakes.com list about 40 of them.

Overall:

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is a solid comercial movie, but the fact a number of stupid cheesy comedy just hampers the real reason of what this movie is about.

Rating:

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen gets 2 All Sparks out of 5