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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I want to move out of Kuching Because...

Since I can't, I will compile 25 reasons in no particular order on my reasosn to leave this shitty town.

  1. I want to move out of Kuching because I cannot stand my mother
  2. I want to move out of Kuching because there is not enough shopping malls
  3. I want to move out of Kuching because I don't like the humid weather
  4. I want to move out of Kuching because most people here are idiots
  5. I want to move out of Kuching because most girls here have no taste in fashion
  6. I want to move out of Kuching because I want a fresh start
  7. I want to move out of Kuching because I want new scenery
  8. I want to move out of Kuching because I am not sexually attracted to the guys here
  9. I want to move out of Kuching because I am not sexually attracted to the girls here
  10. I want to move out of Kuching because I can clearly see that the transexuals are actually men in a dress and some make up
  11. I want to move out of Kuching because I hate the trashy fashion sense here
  12. I want to move out of Kuching because the place is boring
  13. I want to move out of Kuching because I prefer larger options
  14. I want to move out of Kuching because I am jealous that my youngest brother is going to a private school even though he has an intelligence of a halfwit
  15. I want to move out of Kuching because I am realizing my youngest brother got the education I wanted and I find it unbearable to live with
  16. I want to move out of Kuching because if I am stuck here for another 2 years, I am pretty sure that I am going to commit suicide
  17. I want to move out of Kuching because I am poretty sure I can lose weight and be fit elsewhere
  18. I want to move out of Kuching because I like cities and Kuching isn't.
  19. I want to move out of Kuching because students here would think that Swinburne is a resort hotel if there is a swimming pool available.
  20. I want to move out of Kuching because there are too many geeks, dorks and nerds here.
  21. I want to move out of Kuching because some people think that heart shaped nugget is WESTERN FOOD
  22. I want to move out of Kuching because the word 'western food' exists.
  23. I want to move out of Kuching because I find most people here annoying and immature
  24. I want to move out of Kuching because Swinburne has more slackers than actual workers
  25. I want to move out of Kuching because there is no Prada

6 comments:

Jake Lo said...

I understand your pain. Except for the sexual attraction part... But I absolutely understand you when there is no Prada.

Yumimi said...

Haha this makes me so glad UM is in the most happening city in Malaysia XD But roots are roots la Brendan you'll never be able to abandon your roots =) Cheers~

DoReeN said...

I see when are you going to move out from Kuching? Anyway good luck in what you do.. :)

Brendan Goh said...

To Doreen
like never, I am still here next year! Will still see your face, lol

To Jake
Yeah, just stick to the Prada part, don't question the rest, lol

To Yumimi
I want to be 'uprooted', i wold love my roots from a far far distance

babydino said...

actually u can find prada but its only a phone XD

Chester Chin said...

Love the last part...well there are Prada stores in kl but things are not so hyped up. over here, we just walk past the prada stores without much 2nd glance...except maybe during the change of seasons and you might wanna check out what is in and what is out