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Sunday, December 28, 2008

300th post, 2008 is finally over.

2008, honestly, in essence was not a great year for me.
Heck, to be honest, my last great year was 2006.
2007 was plagued by SPM, follow by a huge, public meltdown.
and 2008 is not without its fender benders as well.

It started with National Service, NS.
Which I am sad because of 2 things
especially number 2.
  1. That I could have gone to school much earlier
  2. That some bastard made my sideburns uneven, till now, its still fucking uneven, one side longer than the other.
  3. The friends I made there, about half of them are fake. '
  4. I lost 8kg, now I gained them back
Then came to college where I look at a college to call home
Curtin, nope. Too far
KDU, UTAR, Taylors and Sedaya nope,nope, nope and nope
KDU, my uncle thinks the people are just there to play
UTAR on the other hand was not in my cards
I wanted Taylors but for some problem, cannot be achieved
Sedaya, well, lost cause.

Which ended up me working for 3 months, bad mistake
I should have so totally joined March intake at Swinburne.
Swinburne is not my first choice cause
  1. I wanted journalism
  2. Its in Kuching, I wanna switch scenery.
My driving skills sucked real bad due to very short intervals of driving for nearly a year.
Luckily I was able to get it on track before 2009 starts.

Then, there were few near deaths experiences, like almost stabbed and almost being ran over.

Adding insult to injury, I have a boyfriend and then I have no boyfriend.
I thought that I am going to finally have a girlfriend till she reveals that she has boyfriend who is thankfully not the boyfriend aforementioned.

I gained friends, lost them and regained them.

I have absolutely no BALLS to enter the Swinburne gym. Because
  1. No friends who are buff maniacs or desperately in need to look hot
  2. For some reason, the guys look hotter than me
In short, I was intimidated.

My relationship with my mother has worsened.

My Laptop (Andes) has anti virus haywire.

I feel lonely and depressed at times, I have my moments.

But 2008 is not without good ones too.

The real ones and I stuck close... for the first few months after NS.

Swinburne was sort of bittersweet, friends were made, lost and regained

I got a new car, laptop, camera and iPod.

My relationship with my dad has gotten better, although in general still kinda bad.

Single life means only me, so it has been better,

Travelled to KL, Miri, Labuan and Limbang.

Matured a lot

A bit more positive in life

Nicer and less bitchier blog.

So yeah, 2008 is bittersweet though it taste more bitter.
I wished that 2009 will be an incredible and successful year to me
Both in career and life.
I also wish everyone to have a better 2009
We are reached towards the end of a decade.
I wish you, my readers well, with all my sincere heart.
You know that I am blatantly honest about people at times
So trust me, I really mean you well, with all my heart.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Jingle Bells

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
LOL.
I had a real hearty dinner
Can't finished em though
First I had mushroom soup with pasta.
Those twisty ones you get in soups, yummy.
Then followed by some salad
It has lettuce, rocket, croutons, cherry tomatoes, some tuna I think and some coriander with thousand island dressing.
My mom made mashed potatoes.
Its mixed with salt, pepper, milk and butter
YUCK!!!!
Its lumpy too, ugh.
I like mine with a healthy serving of curry in it, lol.
Then we also had ham
Where we turned them into sandwiches
Plus sushi!!!!!!!!!!
Japanese food, the wildcard of the evening, haha.
Plus I had drank a lot of alcohol, soda and stuff, lol.

Note: I know this post sounds genuinely CHAO AH LIAN, but I was drunk, so please, don't blame me, that hard. *

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Eve

These days, its very rainy, with lots of thunderstorms looming around. While others are having a White Christmas, most of us are suffering from disastrous rain and climate changes due to global warming and typhoons. Sometimes, its just best to sit down, have a cup of hot cocoa, wrap yourself in a quilt made by your grandma and reminiscence and enjoy these songs in your iPod. This is what I call peace, if only there was rain without the rumbling thunder and flashes of lightning that are annoying. So here are the songs that you should so totally enjoy during this winter.
All these songs are hot! But my personal favorites are Winter Song, Broken Strings and songs from this cool Irish band called Script, real hot. Of course, you can always trust Natasha Bedingfield

The Winter Song by Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michealson.



Broken Strings by James Morrison featuring Nelly Furtado



Hallelujah by Alexandra Burke



Breakeven by The Script



The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script



Next Plane Home by Daniel Powter



Love Remains The Same by Gavin Rossdale



Sober by Pink



Superhuman by Chris Brown featuring Keri Hilson



Rabbit by Matt Duke



Mercy by One Republic



Angel by Natasha Bedingfield



Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I like men now.

There is a story to go with this actually.
It was during Malaysian Studies
A few girls in front of me forgot to take their medicine/overdosed on their medication/took the wrong medicine/prescribed the wrong medication from the doctor.
In short, they are loony and high.
Anyway,
One of them revealed that she...
HAS TUMMY HAIR
EEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
YUCK!!!!!!!!!
*barf*

There goes my sexual appetite for women
Which follows my intentions of romance with women
Which in turn, I have lost my own appetite for food
Which made me go sick all day.
Ewwwwww.
Which is why, I am temporarily gay.
Guys, quickly ask me out on this period
No competition from women.
God, I can only hope that she knows how to use a razor.

Okay, I DO NOT eavesdrop, okay.
I was reaching down to pick up my iPod which has fallen on the floor (Kesian you Maxt)
Then I accidentally overheard it.
I so totally wished that I could slice my ears off at that moment.
I even lost my lunch.

By the way, I think I will remain gay till the New Year
Though the imagination of it has subsided
Just please don't be a chick and scream 'I have tummy hair!!!' in front of me
Please.
I don't want a relapse

Monday, December 22, 2008

Its Hanukkah!!!!!


Happy Hanukkah everyone!!!!!!!
Light some candles
and eight days of presents.
HERE I COME!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Drown Me With Your Eyes

Its so enticing
It so deep
Is it a mirage of blue?
Or is it a visage of green.
I just wanna fall in and drown inside
Eyes so deep so mysterious,
damn its so invitng
So baby just

Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Suck my soul into you
Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Please let me be with you.

Stare at me
Leer at me
Make me feel weak on my toes
Scan on me
Look into me
Send me hurling into ecstacy
I am at your mercy
So baby just

Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Suck my soul into you
Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Please let me be with you.

I can't escape
I can't wait
I am addicted
Call me delusioned
But I can't help it
I am hooked on you
So please please please
Baby just

Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Suck my soul into you
Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Please let me be with you

Please let me be with you
Because I love you.

The End

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Time to snip

Other than my blog that needs a makeover, I need to deal with the messy mop of hair on top of my head
and the flabby mass on my belly
I think I look like I am 2 months pregnant
Either I wait for the first trimester
or suffer a miscarriage.
But all those late nights with buns, ice cream, soda and Mcflurries.
Oh god.
I really hope I don't balloon.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

A night to remember


This is the picture of the 2007 class of 5sc1 and 5sc2 of SMK Sungai Maong (chicken not included)

Andrea has LONG HAIR (chick sitting on the floor, right)

Mei Shan has the look of a teacher (sitting on the floor center, behind the chicken)

Senk Siang slimmed down (dude with Red shirt and army pants)

Cyril is sexier than ever (boys front row, second right)

We went to Hartz Chicken (yeah, yeah lame) but seeing everyone, well almost everyone around, makes me feel happy again.

Haha
I got a lot of compliments from my friends, I have a lot on them too, lol.
I can see that everyone, (almost everyone) has matured a lot since I last saw them
Its great

Funny, I used to think they are a bunch of backstabbing bitches who have no lives but to ruin others
Now I can see that they are some normality in them
I can also see that I am compassionate and nice
and not insensitive.
I mean, I genuinely feel happy and sad for them

Also, I vacuumed a lot of food, lol.
My ice-cream reminds me of a pile of snot.
Anyway, Hartz Chicken is a crappy place for a reunion
I mean its a great place to dine for all of us cheap bastards
But I prefer a more private and reserved area.

I would definiely think that some friendships can be formed with some of them where in the past, it seems deadly impossible
People change.
Opinions change too.

Its a fun time, too bad not everyone can join us
I actually can give you a list of people that were not here.
Cause I am kinda close to some of them

  1. Jeremy (yeah, wish you were here bud)
  2. Chai Lee Chin (she missed it, dunno why though)
  3. Catherine Yeo ( she is no longer boring, I hear! She is happy and has a personality)
  4. Joesphine (Matriculation)
  5. Chin Hui Ting (Matriculation)
  6. Luke (Matriculation)
  7. Franco (Matriculation)
  8. Vincent (Matriculation)
  9. Michelle Lim (Sunway College, Selangor. All the best)
  10. Brigid (Adelaide, good luck nurse!)
  11. Melissa ( Saying HI then flew all the way back to Adelaide)
  12. Wong Xiang Lun (Lost case, sorry. Forgot about you, lol. I thought Liong Yew told you.)
  13. Ying Ying (Books more important than friends? LOL. But at least you studied, cause I totally screwed up this time)
  14. Victor (Uh, he is GREAT in music)
This is a RARE post.
Why?
  1. Brendan is HAPPY
  2. Brendan is NICE
  3. Brendan has nothing bad to say about people
  4. Brendan has NICE things to say about his EX-CLASSMATES
The hatchet is buried long ago
My evil grievance has officially ended
I think its time to change this EXTREMELY SAD blogskin and template.
Time for a makeover
Cleaner, happier and more of a man.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Just a Dream

Brendan was sitting in his living room when KATE HUDSON dropped in!
OMG, like I so totally can't believe it
she wore a suit, and said that she saw my performance
and then offered me to audition for a role in a movie that she was producing
and so I followed her to her car and we drove off
Along the way, I saw my neighborhood being very cheery.
Christmas decorations were hanging everywhere even though the heat was sweltering
Even truck drivers are festive
Then
BANG BANG BANG!

A thunderous knock was implied on to my bedroom door
Followed by a REAL LOUD 'BRENDAN!'
courtesy of my dear brother, Ryan

Dream Over, fuck.

And there I was, thinking that I would be in Hollywood by now.
Then Ryan said 'Daddy called you'
I like so totally knew it
That man has a very great talent with impeccable timing.
He always calls when something important is happening to me!
Even if it was a dream, it is STILL IMPORTANT
Chi Bye!!!

So then, I am already moody, I went down
And there he was
As usual, rambling something and channeling anger at me again
What to do?
I am his little trash can for his anger
He thinks is my duty to sit there while calls me a useless sleazebag and other explicit
Like some fucking whipping boy.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHERE HIS EPF CARD IS?
I am NOT HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!!
The fucking world doesn't revolve around him ya know?

If I didn't do what he says, guess what?
He threatens to pull me off my higher education, using things that value and are important to me a lot and use them to blackmail me.
Fuck him.
During high school, he always use the threat that he is gonna send me to a local university instead of Aussieland if I did not obey him

Now the time comes
His excuse?
'I think your momma is suicidal and crazy, please stay here for a few years till Darren is old enough to take over.'
Say you no money, enough liao ma
Seeing how much you spend on lotto, I already know.
YOU GAMBLED YOUR KIDS EDUCATION FUND AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait, your eldest son, only.
Bastard
My aunt is also another thing
She was supposed to help me, in the end, where is my help?
All of these promises are fake.
I HATE THEM

Now, as I sit here, in front of this computer, thinking
Are my dreams merely dreams
Are my dreams meant to be wasted?
I have a lot of aspirations and passion in entertainment and literature.
Business, is a way to expand that, I guess.

If you see me trying to seduce rich, white people
Please don't be shock.
You will understand
The only thing that makes me feel like I wanna live, is my dreams of becoming a star.

Btw, I am sleepy and extremely grouchy
So, the probability of me failing is 50%
So, it sucks, period
I hope he no call me during test.

Oh, by the way, Chris called
Like after 3 weeks since his last one.
Little bastard.

Dynasty Warriors 6 Special Review

Developer: Koei
Genre: Beat em up

So what's so special about Dynasty Warriors 6?
Well, you get 6 EXTRA characters to play with
AND
Its on the PS2, that's it
Also, dueling and swimming will be removed on this game.
Also since its ported from the PS2, you PS3 and X-360 people will be receiving DOWNGRADED GRAPHICS!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Dynasty Warriors 6: Special is just a little addition to the original Dynasty Warriors 6 that has cut 7 characters from the last game and majorly changing the outfits, weaponry and features of the others. Like Obama said, we need CHANGE, however CHANGE is not always good. This implies to Koei.

Overall

The Good
Firstly, the maps and the graphics are very improved that it now has elevation into the mixture, unlike the past where you can just roam around on flat grounds, now you can climb ladders and hills just to get to your destination. Cinematics are great too. This game introduces a new Renbu system which as your level goes up due to fighting, the amount of moves you can pull also increases. This also adds the vision of Koei's that makes the player kill loads of people with one hit. Its a little more competitive with healing items are more scrace than ever and new units that pose as a threat. Moreover, animals might come into play and try to eat you.

The Bad
Your worst enemy is not Lu Bu when he is extremely pissed off, its your damn camera which can be confusing at times and a little distracting, its basically, just not good. The camera is actually better in the past games. Who needs enemies when you have cameras like these. Also, even in easy mode, the game can be damn hard too. The commanders are very powered up that a few hits can send you scrawling back to your bases for health. Story modes are only available for 23 out of 41 of the characters available, moreover, they have their own unique movesets. While the rest are available in free mode. With the sole exception of Xiao Qiao and Sun Ce who have a unique moveset but no Story Mode and Zhen Ji who shares movesets with Diao Chan, the other characters share movesets among them selves. For example, Xiahou Yuan and Huang Zhong share the same movesets with a large broadsword as their weapon of choice.

Now on a post a while ago, I commented on the appearance of the characters, now I am going to comment on their move sets.

Character and movesets

The Good

Lu Xun
Lu Xun is a brilliant young tactician who is great with fire attacks, from Wu, he is the BEST character in the game for me. His combos are sweet and I had a lot of fun with the fluidity of the motion. Definitely a plus to use him

Diao Chan/ Zhen Ji
Vicious yet delicious, the Chain whip on them can do some serious damage. Why so? Even if you down on the ground, you can play possum cause the whip will crash on the floor, slamming you even harder. Sometimes it so easy to defeat enemy officers by just tackling them down then use the same buttton to kill them all.

Cao Pi
Caop Pi like Lu Xun is fluid and fast, though he lacks the range and effectiveness Lu Xun has, his moveset makes him virtually unstoppable with quick strikes that kills the enemy in a matter of seconds. Real fast and real good.

Xiao Qiao
I still like the old Xiao Qiao but this one is okay, she can kick major ass but you really have to be a little more experienced first.

The Bad

Yue Ying
Yue Ying's bladed bow is a major disappointment due to the length if the weapon, there is not much good use about it. She has potential to be great but since I am new to the new fighting system, I think I rather out her at the side too.

Sima Yi
Oh dear, where do I begin? He slaps like a girl and shakes his ass when he fights I used him for 5 minutes and gave up


Xiahou Dun
Clumsy one, the club he swings is not effective. You would expect him to send everyone flying since he weilds a club rite? Well, you wrong, dead wrong. They are real weak and pathetic.

Overall: 2 out of 5
Recommended to fans of the game only.
Wait till Dynasty Warriors 7 come out
or till give Zhen Ji her flute back
or till they fix the camera angles and give Zhen Ji the fute back.

When I was supposed to study, I...

I am supposed to prepare for my Malaysian Studies exam which is like on TOMORROW!!!!!!
But during the weekend of spare time which I am supposed to study.
Well, I did a few things

I hung out with Derrick, my cousin
I IMed Aini till 2 in the morning or something cause
a. I am bored
b. I don't wanna join my parents for breakfast. ( wanna sleep, lol)

I played Dynasty Warriors 6 SPECIAL
The PS2 version but its in Japanese
Luckily there are walkthroughs in net so I have no problem with it
Gonna do a FULL review later.
English versions unfortunately are not compatible with my player, sad
I am forced to understand Japanese
Luckily, I can make out some of the missions and objectives

I RAIDED Padini (literally)
You know that if my mom did not stop me at 4 shirts, I would probably raid the whole store?
Imagine, how happy Padini Designers are
Imagine how happy I would be
Imagine how full my closet is
Imagine me being Padini's spokesman (This is where you find a bucket and puke if you hate my guts)

I went shopping and I shopped for stuff including a new number, lol
But its for weekend purposes only
and to not allow Darren to steal my precious Sony Ericsson
I am still using my original number
its in my Dopod now
I still prefer iPhone (hello? Apple freak!)
Why am I telling you this?
LOL
You guys wouldn't even care about my cell phone, lol

Oh, I went shopping with my grandma
She went to those local, small little shops that are like frozen in time, in front of the moving world.
Which is really exciting since well, you know, blonde and all
I mean, whoever heard of FERMENTED TOFU?
She bought a couple of groceries and stuff
I was the butler, my mom was the chauffeur, lol

Um, um, I BLOGGED

And I think that's about it
I am gonna be so dead tomorrow
Cause I just can't concentrate
Whether it be slides or notes
It just ain't working

Friday, December 12, 2008

Explaining myself

Okay, okay
You saw me
I know I was disrespectful and very immoral of me
I do not incite hate or rebellion or any kind against the lecturer
Even though he is a whiny old windbag that is very the annoying
But
But
But
But
But
But
But
But
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I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

Sorry
But HE TALKS A LOT
And I cannot control my bowel movements
So, what should I do?
Releasing particles of excrement resembling the hair color of Chao Ah Bengs and Chao Ah Lians in front of my fellow acadamia peers?
In other words
Shit on floor in front of everyone?

So I did what my instinct told me to do
Run off and shit the fuck out
If you were on the 8th floor bathroom and you hear someone groaning and saying the word 'fuck' about 11 times, then its me.

Also,
My bowel movement is very the CB
It kept me in the damn toilet in my house for a whole hour
(Yes, I rushed to the bathroom after I reached home.)
There is no shit coming out
But I feel agonized and in pain the whole time
My legs were like damn numb
I dunno how my bowel movements work
But am damn sure pissed it did not work well
Luckily I didn't accompany Jamie and her friends for dinner
Or else, I can't imagine what will happen.

On a side note,
Trauma Center rocks
Its on Jamie's DS and had a lot of fun with it
LOL
I am also hooked to Pokemon Dash
(Duh! Me love POKEMON)
Trauma Center is so cool
Its like Grey's Anatomy
But so far, I played trauma things
Like the scenes on a pit
It was fun
It sort of fulfilled my dream to be on Grey's Anatomy
LOL
Now all I need is to make out with someone in the on-call room
(As usual, I do not discriminate, so men and women are welcome)

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I am getting popular!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Having haters and bad critics only means one thing
I am getting popular
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Though I sometimes still do prefer my blog to be private
But I am bold
Making it public
Making bold statements
like 2 guys kissing each other are as hot as 2 girls kissing each other.

I know at times I may sound a little creepy, exterme and erratic
But its a part of my personality
That's why I am call unique
I am not a person who blogs about the minor mundane things about my life
I do blog things that are outspoken or virtually unacceptable to the norm of a very outdated, traditional and conservative society
Plus, some people think my volcabulary is a little too complex
Some people feel stupid after reading my blog, then has the damn nerve to say that my blog is crap

Though yeah, I do still sometimes complain about things
but its genetic, what to do?

I felt like I have matured a bit since after attending Swinburne
But I don't think its the place
Its having friends who care
I guess
I am glad that I have people to hang out with
No matter how much or how few
Hey, if I am alone
I can always crawl and hibernate in a hole surrounded by an emotionless wall
Writing a book, publishing it
and earn lots of bucks, lol
Though to tell you the truth
I tried writing a book once but I got stuck and gave up

Monday, December 08, 2008

Some jokes

I am bored and too lazy to create a tag, do a tag and tag people. So read some jokes from me, which are gathered and compiled from various unnamed sources or originally created by me?

Joke 1
Why did the one handed man cross the street?
To go to the secondhand shop

Joke 2
Gentleman, I have some good news and one bad news when you are looking for a wife

Good news
There is a girl who cooks great food

There is a girl who is silent and continues to love you unconditionally

There is a girl who never gossips or talks on phones with her friends till 5 a.m. in the morning

There is a girl who is there for loving you and not loving your money

There is a girl who is not a bitch

There is a girl who is low maintenance

There is a girl who looks hot with a T-shirt and a make up

There is a girl who would never make you scared or worry whenever she goes shopping

Bad News

There is no such girl with all the qualities above.

Joke 3
A man never worries about the future until he takes a wife

A woman always worries about her future until she takes a husband

A man is successful if he is more successful than his wife

A woman is successful when she can find that man

Joke 4
One day, a nun wanted to test 3 sisters on the art of sin, so she locked them in a room each with a hot sexy man in there. As she passed the first two rooms, she can hear groans, moans and orgasm but as she passed the third room, it was silent So the next day, the nun asked

Nun: It was so silent in there, I thought you should be screaming in there.

Girl: I know but my mother thought me not to talk with my mouth full

Joke 5
Kissing leads to humping like farting leads to pooping

Joke 6
I hate Asian Men, they are clean, butt loud and *tut* making gesture that an Asian man's penis is short

Joke 7
Your momma so fat, that people hired her to be a trampoline for children

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Darren Goh's Antics on Brendan

Act 1: He likes to play crappy shitty music
He likes Simple Plan, Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, you know all those yesterday bands.
Simple Plan stale, Linkin Park, too old. Boys Like Girls is so last year
None of them are good
Metro Station are like one hit song, one album, disappear
Ugh
I hate it when he plays them like 30++ times a day
I hope he doesn't go Ah Beng Techno
If then, honestly, I will commit suicide.

Act 2: He likes to kill my laptop
A little Dota once a week is fine
But when you are a no good, bastard, ah beng, nerd ass , dota addict like Darren, please think again.
He plays the game non stop like almost 24/7
Moreover, he is using my LAPTOP
why not my desktop?
Well, the desktop tends to jam halfway through and the graphics can't support it.
So my LAPTOP has to endure his torture
So I have to lug my laptop to school everyday so that hopefully
He doesn't break it.
My dad never helps
He just nags even more
Moreover, HE treats MY LAPTOP as HIS OWN!!!
FUCK THAT LITTLE MOTHERCHUCKING BASSTARD

Act 3: He likes to suan (piss) me (off) a lot
He and his pathetic ah beng lingo expertise
Crap all ah beng craps
You know that he can rap and make a damn poem out of expletives?
I mean, ugh
He is just a piece of trash

Act 4: He looks good in Ah Beng
No, seriously, he looks good in Ah Beng
At boulevard, we tried some cheap Ah Beng stuff
The fabric is cheap and itchy for me
But it works so DAMN fucking well on him
Afterward, you see him having blog where he takes pics through the mirror with his camera on the phone in some department store.

Ugh, why do me and my brother be so different
Why can't I have a little clone of my own
Or even better
WHY MY MOM CAN"T HAVE TRIPLETS
3 of ME AIN'T THAT BAD!
I MEAN COME ON, 3 BRENDANS
NO DARREN. NO RYAN
PARADISE, LOL

Friday, December 05, 2008

Gary has a blonde moment

Lecturer: If you don't you use your head but your other head, bla bla bla (boring stuff)

Jamie taps at Gary

Jamie: You know what head he just said?

Gary: No

Brendan: Dickhead!

Gary: Oh, Hahaha.

Yes, yes. Moral studies, premarital sex.
Saying its a sin
Its a something
Well, whatever it is its bad.
Can't wait for them to touch on homosexuality
LOL
What?
I am a Democrat!!!
LOL
I am open-minded, free Ala Amsterdam, Holland

In Amsterdam,
Prostitution is legal
Girls show thier hanging tits on the display window
Guys can make out with guys in public.
Marijuana is also legal
and
also GAY marriage is legal
I want girls to touch each other, yeah, so hot
LOL

I am so craving Starbucks right now

Damn, I want STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS

Some nice rejuvenating coffee

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Tagged by Mun Yin 2

Damn, this tagged thing has a sequel
Fuck!
Oh Well, lets get this over with while I spend my pathetic existence on Earth.
Yes, Brendan is very moody today
Yes, Brendan might have gained a few inches on his waist
No, Brendan cannot stop stuffing Ice Cream into his face.
Yes, The vanilla ice cream dripping from Brendan's mouth might let you think that he received a blowjob.

8 people to tag:
(8 people? Fuck la)
  1. Cynthia
  2. Tan Meng Siang
  3. Gary
  4. Derrick
  5. Jamie
  6. Joshua
  7. Belinda
  8. Audrey
8 things I am passionate about

  1. Writing
  2. Blogging
  3. Singing
  4. Bitching
  5. Dancing
  6. Money
  7. Baking
  8. Showing Off
8 things I say too often

  1. Bitch
  2. Fucktard
  3. Seriously
  4. Honestly
  5. Anyways
  6. Whatever
  7. Crap
  8. Oh Shit
8 movies I have watched recently

  1. Sex and the City (total 9 times)
  2. P.S. I love you (total 5 times)
  3. Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa
  4. Harold and Kumar 2: Escape for Guantanamo Bay
  5. Enchanted (6 times)
  6. Get Smart (Twice)
  7. Eating Out
  8. Another Gay Movie (4 times)
8 songs that I can listen to over and over again

  1. Womanizer- Britney Spears
  2. I Hate This Part- Pussycat Dolls
  3. Crush- David Archuleta
  4. Untouched- The Veronicas
  5. Satellites- September
  6. When I Grow Up- Pussycat Dolls
  7. Single Ladies - Beyonce
  8. What Love is (Candice Michelle Theme)- Scotty and Levelle
8 things I learned the past year
  1. That sex is not all what it is cracked up to be
  2. Pornography is boring
  3. I can never associate with people who come from jungles
  4. That I like sweets
  5. I have a large ass
  6. I love to camwhore
  7. I love to sing while driving
  8. And I like to be a bitch
8 places I like to go in Kuching
  1. Spring
  2. Starbucks (craving liao)
  3. Coffee Bean (craving liao)
  4. Atmosfera
  5. Pet Stores
  6. GRAPPA!!!
  7. BDC
  8. Tun Jugah
8 things that you will be doing today
  1. Games
  2. Sleep
  3. TV
  4. Another round of the movies aforementioned
  5. Masturbate
  6. Camwhore
  7. Play with Dogs
  8. Dance and Sing
8 things I regret this past year:
  1. I regret not joining Swinburne in March
  2. I regret not going to KL this year
  3. I regret to be too nice
  4. I regret not pursuing my dreams
  5. I regret getting writer's block
  6. I regret chickening out to get circumcised
  7. I regret not bathing my dogs often
  8. I regret scratching the car

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Puppy Love

And they call it Puppy Love
Oh, I will guess that they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And they call it... Puppy Love

Yeah, I sorta want to be the power couple in Swinburne
HEY!!!!
At least I look better than a pathetic excuse for a power couple who are a bunch of street trash, future trailer park dwellers in a certain high school I used to attend
*ahem ahem*

Couples here, couples there
Couples everywhere
Oh what joy would I have
If I am in a couple, yeah.

So lonely you know that
Comma so gay and I are like on an unofficial non talking basis
Which is sad
Cause I kinda missed talking to him.
He's a fun dude
Now we look like we wanna seduce Hsun Yuan, lol
Sad really
Well I don't even know that he reads my blog or not
But whatever I said that has hurt him
Well, just wanna say that I am sorry
I am never good with apologies
*coughcoughcoughegocoughmaniaccough*

I also kinda need a girlfriend beside me
But honestly, I am kinda scared
Cause well, my mom and all
Not because my mom being over protective and disapproving
I got that covered
But because my mom being well, very embarrassing
Seriously, very embarrassing
I mean, I bought a totally talkative GUY, GUY HAH
over
Then she started to blah blah blah about my secrets, dirty habits and well other dirty little secrets (pornos)
The fact that my relationship with hers is like a lunatic mother and a gay, cynical, emo, Blair Waldorf type son.
No wonder girls don't fling themselves at me
They thought that I am a momma's boy/gay son
Yeah, yeah
I always accompany my mom shopping
First born and mommy bonding and all

Its usually like this (weekends)
Dad goes golfing or be with my grams
Momma and considered-to-be-gay-son go shopping
Ah Beng will be torturing Andes (laptop) with hours and hours of DOTA
Fucking game
Little monster will be either playing PS2, Lego or watching TV
If not, he is up to trouble.

I dunno what to do
Eh
I would try and just live my life
Have fun
And
Hopefully get an exotic, non Asian wife
Hey, excuse me, some Asian girl's boobies are just not up to my standards, sorry
Sometimes, I don't think there are even any
Sorry, but I want long legs, 34C boobs, long hair,round ass, fit, not thin nor fat or at least she looks thinner and smaller with me at the side to compare, height, not an issue, must have supermodel looks (joking)
And after that
I am going to pull an Angelina Jolie
but maybe not that much kids
2 is fine
One biological
One adopted from some country
Hmm
Maybe an infant from some poor African or South African country, lol

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Casa La 7 long overdue, again!!!

Yes, I have been playing too much games again
Casa La 7 is long overdue, shit
What to do
I feel lazy
Plus I think I got all the plot wrong
Sigh
I dunno what to do
Its hard creating something fresh, new and not stereotypical
Plus I feel like bitching

So this is what I decided
I add a list of songs at the side
That you should download
You should, you must and you definitely will
Don't you know English?
Will is only 50% of probability
Shall is 80%
and definitely will or shall is like 100%

Monday, December 01, 2008

World Aids Day and Derrick's Birthday

Both happen to be on the same day
Since he is turning 18, I have found a perfect present to commemorate both
LOL
And its not a condom

Its not any kind of condom
Giving condoms as a birthday gift is so juvenile
It is
Joking about it is too
Tabooing it is even worse

So there must be something that I can do to commemorate both
Hmm
I know
*evil luaghs*

Hanukkah

Its time to do some shopping
For me
LOL
My family doesn't celebrate christmas
Well, everyone of them.
I though, celebrate Hanukkah or the Festival of Lights
If you don't know what is Hanukkah is pretty much known as Christmas but for Jews
I celebrate it for like 8 days
(Not bad, considering the Chinese celebrate for 15 days)
I will be celebrating Hanukkah on the 22nd to the 29th of December
21st will only be celebrated in the evening
Anyway
I have to buy myself 8 presents
(What? No one celebrate with me ma, lol. Kinda sad but its not, its something that I like to do and its just me)
So basically, yeah I will be eating a lot of donuts and fried foods
Hanukkah Chanukah, Shalom I forgot so... Whatever la
LoL
Gonna get smacked for this
But Hanukkah seems fun, lol

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Brendan? Playing Prince of Persia? Yeah right, just a fib!!

Its not.
I am playing Prince of Persia
But I am not touching Sands of Time or the third title, which I forgot.
I am touching the one called Warrior Within
Which is like an almost five year old game.
Lame I know
So how did I become a POP fan as of late?
I mean, come on, RPGs are so not my thing.
With the new POP coming out in PS3, you think that a hardcore gamer like me will get it now

I will usually play 3 kinds of games.
Fighting(Soulcalibur), fighting that involves killing (Mortal Kombat, Dynasty Warriors), and fighting involving a subtle content of softcore pornography (wrestling).
Of course I do play the occasional soccer (Manchester United, thank you)
I used to play Tomb Raider but I got fed up plus my then younger brother who was around 7 or 8 at the time peed on it (not kidding).
Oh yeah, I also play Lego games like Lego Batman, Lego Star Wars and Lego Indiana Jones (which sucks just as bad as the latest movie and whatever movie that has Nicholas Cage star as the leading role i.e. Bangkok Dangerous and Ghost Rider. National Treasure is still okay. )
I only play one first person shooter which is Call of Duty, Finest Hour.
Sims games too but I got bored with every single one after a day or so.
I am a big Final Fantasy fan though I only managed to finish Final Fantasy X2 and Grimoire of the Rift.
Racing games are a past love but now I refrain from them because
  1. They contribute to air and noise pollution (okay la, not so la)
  2. They encourage Ah Bengs to create monster junk roaming around the road like some fucking Twisted Metal Competition.

Though I still play Twisted Metal, destroying cheap Ah Beng Cars and racing them is 2 different things
GTA fan, sort of but I only take pleasure of using it to reenact, currently a version of chaos ala Thai or Indian. (Throwing bombs on cars then watch the chain reaction occur). Kotaro Fuma would be proud.
Oh yeah, I love Harvest Moon too but its been a while since I planted vegetables, reared chicken, sheeps and cows and fantasy fucking flirting with the village girls.

No Dota, period.
The game sucks, period
It sucks because I suck and it also sucks because its not interactive at all, period.
It also sucks because my bro will grab MY laptop and then dig himself into a hole somewhere and 'hibernate' via playing the game for like ever.
I say hibernate cause he never eats, drinks or excretes but he is breathing and clicking.
Never caring that my laptop is suffering from a very high fever and my dad who never stops nagging like some grandma.

So anyway, back to my story
I actually wanted to by Dynasty Warriors 6 on the PS2 at Saberkas
So I went home and the disc doesn't work
Ask the shopkeeper
She tried about 4 or 5 other disc
All do not work
So the 'lao ban' or the owner ask me to choose others
Since DW6 cost me 10 freaking bucks since its on DVD9, my ass
I choose FIFA 2009 and Prince of Persia: Warrior Within instead
Cause my bro likes soccer and I decided to give this game a shot
In the end
I love it
Now I am playing this hard game
Jumping around, running on walls, flying off from ropes and curtains
And killing sex crazed, bitch whore ninjas whose sexual pleasure is to kick my damn ass
Which pisses me off since they like to jump over me, showing their pussies to the lucky prince no doubt since they jumped over him, spreading their legs in the process.
Unfortunately, I have no time for smelly vah jays jays so I could do the one thing, any honorable gentleman would to whores like them.
By slicing their heads off.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Prince of Persia DAMN HARD

Damn you Ubisoft!!!!
Damn you!!!
Why is Prince of Persia
THIS DAMN HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
GRaH!!!!!!!!!!!
So frustrating, yet so fun
Now so tired
And its only...
9 p.m.
WHAT THE FUCK?
I am not some senior citizen or child okay?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

House Bunny!!!!

I just watched house bunny!!!!
It ROCKS!!!!!
I love it!!!!!
Woot!!!!
Uh, oh yeah
I found out that even though I am in a new territory, I am still incredibly lonely
Life sucks
I should branch out more

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Summer Semester

Its summer semester people
For people who don't understand why we attend school this time of the year
Its because we have to take MPW subjects or Mata Pelajaran Wajib
Which means Eye Learning Compulsory, kidding
Its Compulsory Subjects.
So we have two subjects.
Malaysian Studies
and
Moral Studies.
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
*my ass*

Lectures are big and like 100 plus kids cramped in a not so cramped room
I know this because there are places for me to put my bag and raise my feet up onto the chair with no one else giving the *look at the uncivilized punk* linger.

Gary and I are in the same class.
Which you prolly think its cool to have your cousin (by marriage) to hang with you right?
Its not
We barely speak to each other, lol
If only Derrick were here
He would be the catalyst that attaches Gary's large group of friends which includes Cally, Jamie and a set of HOT twins with me and 'comma so gay' or Tan Meng Siang
Yeah yeah
I know its pathetic
My 'sort of' gay couple of two comparing with Gary's platoon if you can say.
He's made a lot of friends
unlike me
Who has like a lots of acquaintances, two gay dudes and a sworn brother.
I am not calling them gay, they just LOOK gay as in campy and have a sort of attraction to men
Joking.

So I have a total of 3 lecturers.
Wait I have 2 subjects
This is cause two middle age men are sharing mt moral studies class to teach (at least its not a bed)
So my Malaysian studies lecturer is a female
She is obsessed with the door thing, whether to lock or unlock it or whatever.
She is also sort of a preacher of patritism
Malaysian Studies is a revision of the past
Like Form 1,2 and 3 history
Yeah that was WAAAAYYYYYY back.
Luckily she told us that the implications and consequences are important, not the names (thank god)
History is one boring tabloid magazine
Unfortunately its the only tabloid that we are forced to study
Sheesh
Who cares if there is Parawhatevera and Malacca and stuff
When you can anticipate who is Brangelina's seventh kid?
I already remembered those things (history, not Brangelina's seventh kid, I am not obsessed)

Moral is a study of ethics
Bla bla bla
Ethic is vicious or virtuous
bla bla bla
bla bla bla
forgot forgot forgot
something something something
*turns on iPod*
I can't take it any longer
Thought that we were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping through my fingers
I don't wanna try now
its just get about to
I hate this part right here
I hate this part right here
I just can't take these tears
I hate this part here

The lecturer as I said is two dudes
The first one was well
A blur
I was listening for about 5 seconds and then turned on my iPod and then
Well and then I dunno what happened really

The second one
was filled with VERY VERY LAME JOKES
You know your parents are bad
so they are not superman, they are batman
Lame
I know they are lame cause I laugh
I laugh at lame jokes for some reason.
Then when he goes to teaching
Yeah, I blanked out too

Well, moral of this blog post is
Well, there is no moral.
Cause I don't think there is one

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Man, Tuesdays are boring

I have nothing to do.
Sad
If only I have a Swinburne student
with a gym membership
that can be my gym buddy
So so sad

Sunday, November 23, 2008

My holidays

So there are a few things that happened during my week long holiday.
Well, I can tell you that my holidays were
BORING
LONELY
and
EXTREMELY PATHETIC
No action at all.
Ok?

I didn't sneaked out of my house to some girl's house and serenade her with Secondhand Serenade's 'Fall For You' which I think the song sucks.
You know, its for those 'secondhand' people.
I didn't go to grappa, get drunk and got gang bang by 4 large dicked Malays
I didn't sneak out of my house just to meet someone in a car then drive to some park and receive a blowjob. (or was it give?)
I wasn't kidnapped by some dominatrix in a catwoman suit who tickles me with a pink feather thing around my crotch and whips my ass with a black whip at the same time while I was chained with my arms and legs spread.
I didn't go to the croc farm and wrestle the crocs like Steve Irwin
I didn't throw cow's blood on Wilhelmina Slater for wearing a rare snow leopard fur.
I wasn't involved in the protest in Thailand where someone hurled a grenade and killed people.
I didn't impersonate Joe Jonas and dumped a girl over a 27 second phone call
I did not do anything but I did do something.

I went to Spring for some Brendan time since I was bored and have nothing to do but be an idiot and do some window shopping (which I swear I never do)
But I bought food so not really window shopping.
Window shoppers are losers.
So then I saw the bitch and pathetic couple of Jenny and Eric or Jeneric (Great! Just My day!)
I call them Jeneric cause they are common trailer park trash
So the bitch and the bastard macam Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag only Spencer and Heidi are more better, talented, bitchier and more exposed than them acting like love sick cow whores and a sick looking drug addled pimp walking around Spring like the oh so destined living in Trailer Park trash.
Most probably window shopping
(SEE! Told you losers window shop!)
So I was like HI, you know being nice and all
Then the dumbass bitch Jenny laughed like some hyena cow whore for whatever cow whore fucktarded reason
While the boyfriend was like waving hi
I walked away, sensing that when I look at them, I just need to puke
Cause they look so much like trailer park trash.

Another interesting thing happen is Spring Cleaning
Which my mom was so enthusiastic about
Where I carry a lot of things to the Salvation Army
My mom as the average clueless Malaysian that think the Salvation Army is some kind of dumping ground wanted to dump the broken fan and microwave there too
Which thankfully I told her not to
and then we sent it to the recycling center instead.
So to all Kuchingnites
Please do not dump your useless junk to the Salvation Army
These children are people too.
People with holes in their nether region part of their pants.
So please be considerate
If you things are broken
Send it to the recycling center!

Oh yeah! My car is NO LONGER a TRANNY
As I was washing my car, alone
(Wow, Brendan so grown up!!!!!! Wash car by HIMSELF AH!!!!!!!)
Then I saw it
The sissy, rainbow, gay pride butterfly is GONE
I was estatic
I thought that my dad took it off so I was very happy
At last, FINALLY HE LISTENS TO ME
Yeah right.

I was in esctacy till I found out what actually happened
My mom told me everything
Some bastard peel off half the butterfly sticker.
Dad, pissed, peeled everything.
I can imagine him being Ben Beng
The male and ah beng version of Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson.
Here is a youtube clip of Bunifa
Btw, there's more but this is my fav.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Fucktards

My new word!
FUCKTARDS!
A short form of fucking retards
Hey if you can have frenemies
You can also have fucktards
My new word
Fucktard
Fuck Tard
Say it!
Fuck Tard
Fucktard
Oh yeah
The word Fucktard is copyrighted
by me
:)

Fucktard
Defintion: An abbreviation of the word fucking (v) and the word retard (n).
A person that has no brain, weird and basically a dumbass.
That is so retarded that a curse word must be added in front to specify the retarded-ness of the person

Country of Origin: Malaysia, more specifically Brendan Goh

Example of a sentence: Oh dear, look at that fucktard! He dry humps girl's behind before he evens talk to them.

Frenemies
Definiton: A person who is your friend but is actually your enemy who tries to sabotage you in anyway

Country of Origin: United States, more specifically Paris Hilton

Example of a sentence: Lisa and Derrick are frenemies because Lisa will do anything in her power to put Derrick below her even though Derrick considers them to be as close as brother and sister.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Its out!!

12th Episode of Casa La 7 is out!!!
View it at
www.casala7.blogspot.com
Dalton has died, wanna know what is going down?
Will the crazy sexual relationship between Brendzaaron continue?
Will Rachel turn the drugs she found to the police
Will Nate get arrested?
Will Lance ever returned to the soccer team?
Will Carlos and Danielle be able to deal with the grief or will it eat them up?
Wanna know these details?
Then go to
www.casala7.blogspot.com

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Blonde moment with sherrie

Snowfish~~ says:
cos other ppl cant read anyway
SnowFish~~ says:
it's open 2 readers only
Where the tomato can you get Japanese Songs? says:
i thought 3?
Where the tomato can you get Japanese Songs? says:
me, cynthia and mun yin rite?
SnowFish~~ says:
to readers only
SnowFish~~ says:
not number 2 la
Where the tomato can you get Japanese Songs? says:
owh
Where the tomato can you get Japanese Songs? says:
lol
Where the tomato can you get Japanese Songs? says:
so blonde

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Felt like spending money

Man, hols these days are a little, well uneventful
Which sucks.
Sulking around doing nothing.
I know what to do!!!!
Time to BOMB!!!
Yes, I am gonna insult someone's post!
Watch out people!!!
Muahahahha.
I am mean
Be jealous!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Realized

I realized that I don't blog much during school holidays.
I have no idea why.
Now, I am currently working on the latest episode of Casa La 7
Its been going well
No block yet.
Which is cool.
I think I will try and get it done by tonight
or tomorrow
Plus I still have a lot of things to keep me occupied
I was thinking of going to the gym
Anyone wanna accompany me?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Tagged by Mun Yin

Just when I was about to do a new Casa La 7 post and a new post here.
While watching 90210, I got tagged by Mun Yin
This means only one thing
I have a blog to add to my list for convenience of unleashing vengeance filled with long, lenghty, annoying, reality shocking, bitchy tags.
FEEL MY WRATH!!!

So now lets do zis tag.

1. Do you like anyone? I like almost everyone, almost.

2. Do they know it? They all know it, spread the love y'all

3. Simple or complicated? Brendan is always complicated, sometimes too complicated that it is actually simple.

4.. Bought something? Thanks for the Memories, Cecelia Ahern which I haven't read.

5. Gotten sick? nope.

6. Been hugged? yeah.

7. Felt stupid? Uh, what does this question mean?

8. Talked to an ex? No, he's a motherchucking manwhore

9. Missed someone? Nope

10. Failed a test? Add Math, Physics, Moral Suckies in High School

11. Danced? Everyday

12. Gotten your hair cut? not yet

13. Lied? Duh. Is this a tag for nine year olds?

14. Nervous habits? Hyperventilating when I am excited, includes coughing, vomiting and shortness of breath

15. Are you double jointed? nope.

16. Can you raise one eyebrow? Can you smelllllllaalalalalalalalala. What the Rock is cooking?

17. Can you cross your eyes? no idea

18. Do you make your bed daily? Uh. is this some entrance exam for Amish nuns?

19. Do you think you are unique? Brendan Goh Chun Hian has the Brendzfactor, a level of entity that no one else has. That unique enough for you?

20. Said " I Love You" ? This question is obviously diverted to brainless, shy, douche bag ah lians, which I am so not.

21.. Given money to a homeless person? No, I kidnapped them and sold them as prostitutes in Cambodia

22. Smoked? I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars or anything that might cause me to get cancer. I never smoked ham but I have smoked dick before.

23. Waited all night for a phone call? Not a dog, thank you.

24. Snuck out? I have been smeaking out of my house since I was ten. Gosh, its a normality to me now.

25. Sat and looked at the stars?
*looks up*
Anna: Stars!
Brendan: Helicopter
Reality: Helicopter.

26. Do you swear/curse? Read my blog yet?

27. Do you ever spit? Only when I am sick or when there is mucus in me that needs to be ridden off.

28. You cook your own food? Yes, I do and I am planning to bake come Chinese New Year.

29. You do your own chores? I am like cinderella, waiting for my princess charming so that we could engage in hot lesbian sex.

30. You like beef jerky? Its tasty, I love it but its like a real rare find here.

31. You're happy with your life? Wait hold on a sec, limbs intact, active pulse, vitals signs are all good, no self inflicted injuries, yeah I am happy.

32. You own a dog? 3. Currently, two are whores and one is currently going out everyday to satisfy himself. I didn't know there were so many female strays in the neighborhood.

33. You spend your money wisely? Is this some kind of Parent Allowance Evaluatation Form cause I don't know if I spend my money wisely. How do you do that? You buy, you happy and then you wait till next month.

34. Do you like to swim? I am one with the water.

35. When you get bored do you call a friend? Sorry, I prefer IMs

36. Flowers or Angels? A.N.G.E.L

37. Grey or Black? Black, once you go black, you can't go back.

38. Color or Black and White photos? I would leave that decision to Tyra.

39. Lust or Love? Both, duh. You want someone who cares about you and also that someone must also be horny. I like love but I also need to feel alive.

40. Sunrise or Sunset?Night person, figure it out.

41. M&Ms or Skittles? Chewy, Fuity Tutty, Colordul Skittles! Suck. M&Ms please!

42. Staying up late or Waking up early? My bed time is 4 a.m.

43. Being Hot or Cold? Your hot then you are cold, your are yes then you are no, you are in and you are out...

44. Winter or Fall?Who cares, luv em both.

45. Left or Right? Lefty

46. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? I had sex with my best friends.

47. Been dumped? Andrew, let me make this clear. I DUMP YOU.

48. Stolen money from a friend? That's just low. Too low

49. Been in a fist fight? I am a guy, so yeah.

50. Snuck out of your house? Wait a sec, wasn't that question repeated?

51. Had a crush on a teacher? Ms Hu!!!! Jk jk.

52. Seen someone die? Gramps

53. Been on an airplane? Sorry, I am not one of those people who stare at the side of the airplane field and talk to their sons or daughters like this. 'Kid take a look at that airplane fly, cause we can only afford to watch them fly.'

54. Slept all day? Nah, not that much of a sloth

55. Missed someone so much it hurt? No, but I missed Haagen Dazs so much that it hurt

56. Fallen asleep during school? No, if there is no reason

57. Been lonely? I am alone, hello?

58. Cheated in a game? Its no crime, plus i get to kick serious ass without crying if I fail.

59. Been to the ER? Yeah, beside me is Dr. Grey, Dr. Yang, Dr. Montgomery, Dr Sheperd, Dr. Torres, Dr. Bailey, Dr. Sloane, Dr. Stevens, Dr. Karev and Dr. O Malley.

60. Been in a car accident? Yeah

61. Had detention? Sorry, disciplinary actions here have a more primal and primitive form of punishment, whacking people in the ass with sticks.

62. Missed your first love? No

63. Cried yourself to sleep? Obviously so

64. Sung in the shower? In the room, in the car, in the bar but not in the shower

65. Kissed a complete stranger? Yeah.

66. Laughed so hard you cried? yeah

67. Cheated on a bf/gf? Ooo. no

68. Regretted hurting someone? i am remorseless, if I hurt someone, well they hurt me first.

69. Regretted loving someone? Andrew

70. I Tag : Aini, Derrick, Gary and Jamie

Friday, November 14, 2008

Driving around

Okay, okay, I am hearing the signs of angry mobs forming, scheming and rioting me to update my blog and Casa La 7 so here goes.

I have been driving around town in the Gay Car. Here, there, basically everyway.

First, Meng Siang asked me out to go and help him find a ram, rom, rim or whatever in Saberkas. Personally, I don't like that place, too old, needs a makeover. Then I took a car and met up with Chris, the crazy dude who decided to do whatever who was working in this smelly restaurant near the Timberland private hospital. Funny, when I hear Timberland, I thought of shoes when Kuching people heard of Timberland they thought of the private hospital. At least we don't need to confuse ourselves with Timbaland the hip hop artist/music producer. Then I headed off, CANVAS BAG in tow to Cold Storage and got myself some drinks. Though I should have gone to the spring, things are heaps cheaper there.

The next day, which is today, I went off in a quest to find a replacement of some of my things lost. Unfortunately, the item is unavailable which means I am in deep, deep shit. I went off to Sarawak Plaza which I did not realized that it was still in renovation, how should I know. Then I headed off all the way, for some reason to Hock Lee Centre which bores me, cause the place is exceptionally boring and I can't find my thing. Then I detoured to the Spring, (yes, yes my flagship mall) and still can't find it so in the end I bought some donuts and went home.

By the way, today is November 14th, my mom's birthday whose Napoleon Cake was vacuumed by the Vacuum cleaner himself, Ryan Goh in a matter of seconds. So if you care, wish her a happy birthday. I already did so no need announce it on my blog, cause she doesn't read it, but knows about it and I forbade her to read it and my dad is also forbidden in fact, almost everyone in my family is forbidden to read my blog. Why? its a public blog. Everyone but the other four members of my family are allowed to read it

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Coming up after my exam. . .

  1. The 5th Most Depressing Thing in Malaysia
  2. Review of Smackdown vs Raw 2009
  3. Review of Dynasty Warriors 6: Special
  4. A new episode of Casa La 7
  5. Review of Final Fantasty A2: Grimoire of The Rift (in Swintalk)
  6. A list of my favorite female fighting characters
  7. The urge to play MK vs DC
  8. Why the fuck should I have a PS3
  9. A lot of very funny and emo post
That's about it I guess
Well, wait till my exams are over
I will (try to) refrain from blogging till its over.

Friday, November 07, 2008

Can't Read?

Now, some people are plainly very stupid.
I don't know how Malaysians can live like this
Its like, yuck much
That's why this is the 6th most depressing thing in Malaysia
Proof that some Malaysians just don't know how to read instructions.
Since Malay is Malaysia's national language,
we would probably expect people to not do some of the stuff below.
Since you have an education, you know how to read, and anyone who is a Malaysian citizen knows this language and half of them have been speaking this language since they were born
But then THIS happens

Yeah, yeah I took it from Kenny Sia but this is different topic, okay?
So I don't know what this proves
Some Malaysians can't read
or
Bahasa Malaysia is not an effective language
I am just gonna go for the former
Cause I have studied the Malay language too ya know?
And I can read Malay, understand Malay and I know that I am not supposed to do the action above
Even though I can't speak Malay properly
(Ya know its tough to be fluent in 3 languages and 2 dialects rite?)
At least I understand the language but things like this happens?
Its just sad.
Especially when you are a Malaysian
and the ONLY country that uses Malay as the national language
and YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE SIGN SAYS.
Sick, la.
How can u present yourself to foreigners.
And we not only talking about the orang putih, ang mo or Caucasians here
Japanese, Haitians, Kenyans, Tanzanians, Mexicans, Bangladeshis, Koreans, Vietnamese, and you know the list goes on and on and on.

Then we need to remind people to SIT on the toilet bowl instead of SQUATTING ON ONE.
Like so

Do we REALLY need that?
Do we really need people to THINK like that?
Do we really think that Malaysians are that stupid?
This is very degrading you know?
Are Malaysians still living on trees and pooping in a hole?
Are we seriously THAT stupid.
Wake up.
Wake up.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

What do I do when I write a blog post?

Well, since to help you guys with some ideas on how to write a good blogpost. Good english is not necessary as you only need to whip up a good post, not a good essay. (Actually, it is important but since well, some of you poor people like to use retard english, I just have to lower my standards a little.)

Well, first, I usually find a good, conducive and refreshing environment to let my creativity free. Now my ideas roam free when i feel intact with isolation and a distanced contact from the outside world. For example, a nice comfortable chair, with a table in front, some nice coffee, tea, soda, hot cocoa or yogurt drink would be nice. Now I am talking about what I do when I am doing an episode for casa la 7, as for Brendzblog, well anywhere is fine.

You have to take a look at your previous blogposts first, this is to get some ideas or just check that you wanna do a sequel or post something that is completely new. If you wanna check out others go ahead, plagiarizing ideas is not a crime in the blogging world or if you wanna bomb their post. Go ahead if you wanna bomb my post or try and sell your own version, I don't mind (except for Casa La 7)

Now, I would probably have an idea, and let it flow through my words. Do no think blogging is a chore or english words are very hard to write or stuff. If it is to hard then I suggest that you just quit blogging altogether. Blog about anything. If there are pics? Post em up, as much as you want. This is essential to fill your blog with pics if your english lacks creativity and skill because
  1. Your blog is interesting that way
  2. People can ignore your bad english
  3. You will be doing us all a favor cause our minds will not degenerate become retarded

I would think something related to my topic, just let the creativity flow, a good thesaurus is essential if you just can't find the words. I would let myself become emotional, raw and real. Giving it in a way that I am connecting to someone, feel like as if I am talking to the reader.

Now this is very important, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT use SHORT FORMS, DO NOT DRAG ON, DO NOT MAKE YOURSELF LOOK WEAK, NO GRAMMAR MISTAKES, IF ABLE TO, LEAVE OUT THE TYPOS, DO NOT DO THOSE RETARD AH LIAN SLANGS WITH ALL THOSE Xs BEHIND. And most importantly, do not put on THOSE DUMB, CHILDISH, SHITTY EMOTES. We wanna be smarter when we read not dumber.

Really, I when I read posts like these, my brains will start to degenerate, feeling number and more retarded by the second. If I read those posts and then feel like 30% of my brain has fallen off somewhere, then I know that I need to trash this post.

Well, that's all. I think I am kinda off topic now, so lets end it here.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

To make a good blog.

To make a good blog is honestly not as easy as it looks,
To some people, posting short notes about their life is called a post
or posting a lot of salivating food around is called a good blog
Generally, a good blog can be fitted into any genre.
Now don't worry that your blog is all words or all pics
What the most important part is the content
Now, I know that writing is a great talent of mine which obviously comes to me naturally
This is proven okay.

So now, I am not going to be a big braggy showoff and say that 'OOO, I am a great writer and so talented... bla bla bla... trying to write and publish a book during summer sem... bla bla bla... i write better stories that put J.K. Rowling to shame... bla bla bla'
So if you want your ideas, thoughts, feelings that raw and processed through your fingers and present it the way you wanted it in the words in a blog post.
Just follow the steps below
A not so short last note,
Your blog needs not to be popular, it can be private if you want to
Nobody says a great blog is a famous one anyways.
We only want it to be popular cause we limelight hogs want all the fame.

Number One: Know your subject well
Whether its a person, subject, game or whatever, you definitely need to know the subject well.
How well? Well, enough for you to sing his praises or thrashed him like the chump he is.
Be observant to know your subject
How he dresses, acts and attitude is ennough really to thrash the person
You wanna be even more cruel, sin his praises, get close to him and then thrash him
However, only those who are truly cold can do it
Not recommended for amateurs.
As for stuff, make sure you know them well

If its a game or music, make sure you have listened to it or play it please.

For movies or equipment
Don't give any short notes like 'The movie sucks because i don't get it'
or ' the movie sucks because the acting is very poor'
or 'troy bolton very the sissy in high school musical 3'
You must be specific, like if the 'Disaster Movie' is a, well, disaster.
Then you have to explain why.
Is it because the acting is poor.
Is it because the storyline doesn't make any sense
Or is it Kim Kardashian's boons are the only interesting aspects of the movie
You have to give some examples or else people just don't get it.

Number 2: Be specific
Being specific means being personal.
We have to make sure it is our own, raw and original
especially when it comes to feelings.
We need different volcabulary to do this to make it specific
If your english is not good, well try and use a good dictionary to help
Oxford's advanced learner's dictionary helps a lot.
But if you are not advanced like me, well a good normal dictionary from Oxford is fine
Other than Oxford, you can try cambridge or longman.
Webster is strictly for American English.
If not mistaken.
If you are lazy to look up in a dictionary, a thesaurus is a better way
It gives you alternatives and more specific words for you to use.
Like happy can be relieved, glad, joyous or estatic.
Its faster that way.

Number 3: Spacing and organize
Don't bla all the way down, you need to let them breathe
A few enters or breaks in between is nice
Or press 'enter' everytime you need to start a new sentence
However, you need to make it organize
Like one topic per paragraph, organize it clearly.

Number 4: Linking
Makesure is relevant
Never go off topic
Make sure that there is a connection from top to bottom
Lose it halfway and you will leave the reader in disappointment.

Number 5: Change topics
If you are some anime whackjob who goes gaga over jap anime
Don't post it like every post is about it, unless of course you dedicate your blog to it.
Make it more different and versatile
Like first I trash Hubert
and how I am teaching you how to trash him is two different things
Put stuff up sparingly to not bore your audience.

Number 6: Never incite hate in your blog
Now I do not mean hating people, its fine, you can hate him or her
Provided if you have a very solid reason to hate him or her
And everyone agrees
Like Hubert, Jenny, Eric, Senk Siang and a couple of those bratty Sungai Maong pieces of shit for example.
These people are nobodies so feel free to trash him or her
Of course not a lot of people agree so expect repercussions
But not to worry about that.
If the person is a politician or someone famous
Be sure that there is a majority that agrees.
You can't simply trash em if you think they just suck
Especially in this country where media is controlled and you can get arrested if you 'break' the rules.
Unless of course the person incited a hate crime first through the media, then feel free to do what kenny sia did.
Not eligible: Sarah Palin
Why: Cause she is what she is, you can't bitch about her if you don't really know her that well, and if you are not American, then you have not even a shred of right to do that
Eligible: Some guy who says Chinese are squatters
Why: He tried to destroy and further strain the already fragile interracial tolerance between races in Malaysia. So go ahead and trash him if you must, I won't do it cause honestly, I don't care. Malaysian politics have more drama than the 3 brands of WWE combined.
But honestly, never incite hate on your blog in general terms like you insulting blacks, whites, muslims, christians, gays, transexuals, chicken, tuna, KFC (well maybe not KFC) or whatever.
Its just wrong.

Number 7: Your blog, your rules.
This is your blog, go ahead and do what you want with it
Just makes sure it is interesting
I might not like all of it.
But then again, who cares
Your blog, your rules.
I don't like people blogging crap about their mundane lives that do not have the balls to publish their opinion online
And if you are one of them
Honestly, change
Change for the better

These are a few good tips on running a good blog
Next I think I will give some tips on publishing a good post
XOXO
Brendan Goh, the currently-trying-to-be-a-philantropist-sort-of

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

My blog, my rules.

I really really really really hate it when someone critisizes my blog
I just don't like it period.
I take my blog very personally and very seriously.
I mean if you say my blog sucks for like 3 times, I would just slap you or worse
I don't care if you are some six pack joe or a respected politician
I don't care if you are some stranger or my own mother
I don't care if you are a bastard like Hubert or my girlfriend
I don't care if you are my brother or my dogs
I don't care if you are some kid or a grandmother
I don't care if you are human or from outer space
I don't care if you are a cold blooded killer or some vegetarian philantropist
I don't care whatever you are
When you insult my blog,
be prepared for a bitch fight
My blog, my rules.
Don't like it, then don't come to my blog.
There are better and more bitchier blogs around the world than mine

I know sometimes I can be bitchy and mean
but honestly, Kenny Sia, Xiaxue, Susan and Perez Hilton have more bitchier,shrewd and mean blogs than mine.
If we have someone that is like the Vancome Lady, then we have the bitchiest blog in the world

You know, I only talk bad about people in my blog because they talk bad about me.
I also talk bad about em if they are lame and I just can't stop doing it
Needs a wake up call.

I mean this is MY BLOG
My feelings, my life, my moodiness and stuff is all real here
Its raw and real.
I take my blogging seriously and very personally.
That's why sometimes, I get very pissed off that some people post crap into their blog
I mean when you post stuff, at least make it interesting.
Don't blog about things that people just can't understand
I mean your english doesn't need to be lousy
Just that your words are able to connect to the reader.
On an emotional level
If it attracts readers if a certain genre that's great
My blog is for readers who like imagination or plain avid readers
Its all words.
Like those people who say my blog is boring, there is a 99% chance that he or she doesn't read books or owns computer, do not know what is a blog, let alone the internet or the computer.
I can't cater to everyone, I accept that
Who cares if you don't like it
My blog my rules.
I mean if you come here and trash my blog
That just means 2 things
You are think that my blog is influential and that I am popular, on my way to blog celeb status.
Which you have to give me your name, I should treat you some nice drinks
No seriously, thanks for thinking that I am a greatly influential person
or
You are plain stupid

I know that now
So, I will not be explaining myself or apologizing or beating myself up everytime someone trashes me
Or cry or whatever
I will just leave it that way, ban you or delete you
When there is haters, you know there is lovers
And being a hater means you care
So haters, thank you for caring about me

The opposite of love is not hate, its indifference - Marcia Cross
So you don't like me, leave me alone
Brendzblog is continuing for the rest of my life.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Aini Tagged ME

Lets get this over with.

1) Do you think you are hot?
Me? Hot? Obviously! I am WAY HOT, I have the potential to BE HOT. My personality IS HOT, now all I need is some abs like John Morrison and I am OFFICIALLY HOT

2)Upload a favourite picture of yourself.

3) Why do u like the picture?
It is my favorite picture, -.-ll

4) When is the last time you ate pizza?
Oh, um about a week or two ago. Homemade healthy pizza that got me lao sai.

5) The last song you listen to?
It would be 'I hate this part' by Pussycat Dolls
6) What are you doing right now beside this?
Carlito & Primo vs Miz & Morrison

7) What name you prefer besides your name?
Uh, Brendan is fine, really.

5 ppl to tag:
Cynthia
Susan
Gary
Lee Chin
Derrick

8) Who is number 1?
A friend in Swinburne

9) Number 3 is having a relationship with?
No one

10) Say something abt number 5?
He likes a girl named Lisa but is to scared to tell her and that's why he is her GAY best friend

11) How abt number 4?
She is a very religious girl who is currently crazy about laksa

12) Who is number 2?
A real cool bitch who owns a great blog.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

SAD DAY

I just killed off my first character, *sob*
to find out who got the axe
Please got to

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dynasty Warriors 6

So I love to play this game called Dynasty Warriors which is in its sixth installment now. For those of you who don't know about this game, Dynasty Warriors is a hack and slash game where you basically run around and beat the crap out of your opponents, simple?
Since I love playing this game (seriously, if you ever wanna release stress, just play this game, u will be surprised how fun it is when you imagine people you hate, and you all know who I hate geting beaten around like rag dolls.) So anyways, I am just to come here and give my opinion (like so many die hard addicts would, only that they are more immediate in their response) on what their revamped image on all the characters, the decision to cut seven of them, their new weapons which some are shared.

Lets start with my go to girl, Zhen Ji

Zhen Ji

Now, Zhen Ji is my MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER in the series, Zhen Ji in pre Dynasty Warriors 6 (PDW6) is definitely fun to play with. She is also the first person I chose when I started playing, she also earned me my first 1000KO (memories, memories). Her flute is sensationally whacking. I love using her and her flute to whack the shit out of people plus her knockback kick attack (Square button 3 times followed by a traingle) kicks ass, literally. I mean u hit some one from behind like that, the person FLIES literally to another corner like someone getting their ass kicked out of the bar!
Haha! Now her flute is replaced by a chain whip aka, clone of Diao Chan since she (Zhen Ji) doesn't have a story mode. So Brendan is extremely PISSED and therefore current rating is a big negative 2!!! Get the DAMN flute back KOEI!!!! Damn, so angry about the flute and forgot to comment on her cute outfit.




Kingdom of SHU Ma Chao
Ma Chao is my go to guy in PDW6. Ma Chao at first is a very difficult character to master, hence, I used him very rarely at first, as my skills improved, so does my ability in using Ma Chao. And now, I kick serious ass with him, he currently sits at the top of my list on the 'kill as much as you can in 10 minutes challenge' in 1538KOs. Which is pretty cool, I must say. I reallty like Ma Chao's design on this one, better than the hard armor he always has on, so defintely a plus.




Yue Ying
Yue Ying is defintely got a drastic makeover, her first appearance in the game was a drabby soccer mom in the Han Dynasty thing and now that she has a MUCH HOTTER outfit,I think she rocks and her weapon suits her, I feel that Sun Shang Xiang who has a story mode, therefore making Yue Ying the clone should be the clone. It defintely suits her very well. Gets another positive from me!




Guan Ping
Guan Ping is a really cool dude. In PDW6, I find him pretty effective and easy to use. Although slower than my usual choices of characters (DUH! He used to slug a giant stone sword around, no wonder mah!) But I defintely love him. I like his style and its got no problems with me. His outfit suits him, young and boyish, although the fur on his jacket will make PETA pissed off. I think a spear suits him better than a halberd though. currently DW6 is at a neutral zero with a mixed reaction with Guan Ping.




Zhao Yun
Zhao Yun is the cover boy of this game and usually has a very pretty face. In PDw6,he is Darren's go to guy. I used him a few times, simple and easy to use, not really much of a problem, really. I am definitely impressed with his new moves and outfit but I won't be using a lot of him though, he may be the cover boy, but I just don't find him interesting enough. Plus one for DW6!


Guan Yu
Guan Yu is a beginner's choice. Slow but very easy to use, in PDW6, I used him and lost my patience with him, he is too slow, like a turtle. People who like it slow and steady will find him perfect. I like fast so, whatever. His costume looks great, not much complaints though so he gives another plus one to Koei!


Wei Yan
Freaky much? I like it though but not really in to the weapon. In PDW6, I do use him, find him a quite okay character, no problems with him but the weapon now, honestly is a disappointting choice. I much prefer the old one though.Mixed reaction, no gain for Koei.


Zhuge Liang



Zhuge Liang is a wise strategist and well, I don't use him a lot since well I don't know how to use him cause I usally die when I use him. In PDW6, i rarely touch him but he isn't that good to play with, honestly, he doesn't suit my tactic of beating the crap out of any enemy in sight as usually if I do that, I will get myself beaten to crap. Now for the costume which is usually very regal but this one seems to look so the sissy on him, it looks like a more regal version of my mother's bathrobe, Zhuge Liang gives a negative one to DW6


Zhang Fei

Zhang Fei is a character that I have never touched in my life. For good reason too, he is just too slow in PDW6. REAL SLOW. Now though, his suit looks good and I hope he is quicker cause everytime he approaches me to get his ass kicked, I usually see him running in slow motion before getting his ass kicked. So Zhang Fei gets a plus one to Koei.


Liu Bei



Liu Bei, in PDW6, I used him once and never again. I just don't like the style of his fighting. He is an all round character, best suited for beginners like Guan Yu, only quicker. But honestly I don't like it very much. Now his new costume is much youthful and younger, very unlike his old one. I like the choice of weapon and style so Liu Bei gets a plus one for Koei.



Huang Zhong



Huang zhing is an old dude with a lot od heart, in PDW6 he also sucks cause I don't know how to use him. His new costume is an upgrade though even though it looks drabbier than the previous ones. The old dude gives a plus one for DW6.



Pang Tong

Yikes! What the hell is this? Scary la! He is supposed to be sarcastic, not scary! He is not some wicked old witch of the west okay! In PDW6, he sucks and I don't use him much cause he sucks. Minus one for DW6.



KINGDOM OF WEI



Zhang He



Honestly, Zhang He's outfit should be given to Zhen Ji la. But none the less, the dude loves elegance and beauty in the art of fighting. I think that the halberd is cute although I much prefer his old weapon, a pair of claws. In PDW6, I used him and liked him. He rocks and he looks like he can rock now! So plus one for DW6!



Cao Pi



Cao Pi in PDW6 is okay for me, I do use him quite often but he is okay. I definitely like him better in shorter hair. He rocks, the weapon choice is cool too, more regal looking, very the high class. Plus one for DW6



Zhang Liao



Zhang Liao has a major and drastic makeover. I mean in PDW6, he wears a something like Guan Yu. His weapon is also like that, now his weapon is changed, which I think its okay and the heavy plated armor is okay, I don't know how to react really, its a major change but its not that bad but I still liked the old one. So no gain cause no reaction.



Xu Huang



This is his first appearance in a helmet instead of a turban and he is heavily armored instead of the 'baju kurung' he always wears. More suited for war really. I liked it. In PDW6, I also used him frequently. His axe rocks, lets hope his new weapon which is a dagger axe instead of a traditional axe rocks. He gets a plus one for Koei.



Xiahou Dun



Xiahou Dun in PDW6 used to weild a scimitar, now he weilds a club. I like this new look, really. Way better than the old one, and Koei really made him well so no problem giving Xiahou Dun a plus one.



Sima Yi


Eh! Why Koei make all the strategist macam TRANNY/PONDAN/SISSY/AH KUA punya ha?I thought Zhang He with the feminine silk clothing and high heels is the only AH KUA in the game? Koei getting more open? I love the choice of deadly finger claw weapon things, very the devious but very girly, Sima Yi gives DW6 a negative one.


Cao Cao


Cao Cao in PDW6, is way better compared to the other 3 heads of the 3 kingdoms era. He is more swift in his attacks compared to the other 2 which are Sun Jian and Liu Bei. I like it. His new look has less armor than usual but all in all its ok. Cao cao's new outfit is great, nice weapon, no complaints gets a plus one to DW6.


Xu Zhu


Xu Zhu is a pig. He is also very slow and I just don't like him. He should be cut. Unless in PDW6 he rolls around like a ballwhen he gets his ass kicked, all of this would be different. Not much change in his outfit or anything drastic, minus one to DW6


Xiahou Yuan


Xiahou Yuan is a dude who is really large and used to weild a club. Moreover, he used to be heavily armored. But the really large sword he weilds now looks cool! I like his overall design so he gets a plus one to Koei!


Cao Ren


Cao Ren is a very defensive, heavily armored and slow character in PDW6. And in DW6, he doesn't change at all. So he is still very defensive and the buckler blade (a shield with a blade connected) is replaced by a really large lance. Its not as attractive as compared to the others but still he deserves a plus one to DW6.


Dian Wei

Wow! Talk about a MAJOR makeover. Dian Wei in PDW6, sucks. His axe doesn't work well for me and I just don't like the overall style. But I LOVE this guy now! Koei has now make this guy look and is DESTRUCTIVE!!! Man, he looks real kick ass with this large metal sharp ball and chain. Plus one for DW6!

Kingdom of Wu

Xiao Qiao

Xiao Qiao is VERY CUTE!!!!!! I love her outfit and Koei specially kept her adorable fans for this installment. Although I very much prefer her cute jacket in DW5 but this one seems cute and girly too! So Xiao Qiao gets a positive earning one mark for DW6!!!!

Lu Xun

Lu Xun in PDW6 sucks, period. His moves are too technical for me and I find it very hard to use but in DW6, his usefulness seems promising, I have to say. I really love his costume, as for the sword we will have to wait and see then, Lu Xun gets a positive and gives Koei a plus one.

Gan Ning

Gan Ning in PDW6 is an Ah Beng in the game, a rowdy little sky pirate. His musou (special attack) is an uncontrollably super speed and fast running with his blade which I only use for crowd clearing and rushing without a horse purpose which is also very hard to control. In DW6, he looks MORE Ah Beng and has some sissy looking kunais, negative, minus one to the game.

Zhou Yu

About the fact that Koei makes strategist looks like DAMN Ah Kuas is definitely proven in Zhou Yu, even though he is wearing tights and a MINI MINI skirt which his dick may flash out if not were for those tights, adding the girlyness is boots that are THANKFULLY not high heeled. Plus he has very pale face, paler than his wife, Xiao Qiao. Negative, and a minus one for DW6.

Zhou Tai

In PDW6, Zhou Tai, ROCKS!!!! He has the most japanesse influence in the game, weilding a katana. His outfit doesn't change much only more red and shredded cape but honsetly, I still prefer a Katana than this sword, negative, minus one for DW6.

Ling Tong

Ling Tong is the Kung Fu master in PDW6, he weilds a nunchaku and I had great fun with him. Not much problem with him either. Now in DW6, I like the new outfit but not liking the Halberd he is getting, seems suckish la. Negative, minus one for Koei.

Sun Shang Xiang

Sun Shang Xiang weilds these moon chakrams and is a tomboy in PDW6, now she has a bow and is a girly girl. THIS SUCKS! I want her Chakrams BACK! They were MUCH BETTER, negative, minus one for Koei.

Sun Ce

Sun Ce in PDW6 wields tonfas. This new look is more regal, officiating him to a more ruler-ish role, I like the spear, btw. Very nice except for the chopstick on the heaf, well thanks to the chopstick, no reaction, no points.

Huang Gai

Huang Gai is one of the few people who DID NOT change his weapon but honestly I don't care. In PDW6, I didn't even touched him. However, his shields is replaced by a strong arm armor thing, which I think its pretty cool. But I don't really like the mohawk for the old dude so its a negative reaction, minus one for DW6.

Taishi Ci
Taishi Ci in PDW6 is a very easy to control character but for some reason, I never feel the satisfaction of bashing people from him so I never bother to use him much. But this time, he looks cooler, I have to say so plus one for Koei

Sun Jian
Sun Jian's hair looks WAY MORE hotter than his two sons combined. But are we building a ruler or some aged Ah Beng popstar? Minus one for Koei.

Sun Quan
Sun Quan looks okay. The youthful look really suits him cause in the past games, I thought Sun Ce is the younger brother. Thankfully the mistake is corrected, so plus one for Koei.

Lu Meng
Lu Meng is a character that relies on his strength and technique, rather than the speed or the motion of his attack, he is generally, the weakest player in the game in PDW6. Now, he looks more rugged and shabby which is cool and the only strategist that could not be pulled off as a girl so good work for Koei though I hate Lu Meng. Plus one.

Diao Chan
Diao Chan is one of my favorite characters in the game, in PDW6, she is very decent in her clothing and now, Koei pulls out and gave her this sexy bombshell with a chainwhip which suits her better in this outfit. The face is fine too but I think the whip is better, plus one for DW6.

Lu Bu
Lu Bu is a bad ass and the most difficult character to beat in the game like seriously. He kicks serious ass. And now with more armor, he looks even more badass. But the cricket thing on his head is still there but whatever, it can be overlooked. Plus one for Koei.

Dong Xhuo
OMG!!! Koei, what the HELL did you do?
I know that Dong Zhuo is a fat bastard but do you really have to exaggerate until this kind of level? Its ugly. I know he is a fat bastard but at least make the fat bastard look more presentable? Minus one

Yuan Shao
Yuan Shao is a real rich and cocky dude, and I liked his PDW6 style but this one looks very ridiculous. Like honestly, I can't stop laughing its like someone stuck a gay looking butterfly on the bumper of a proton. Minus one for Koei

Zhang Jiao
Zhang Jiao is an old coot whose ass would be your first to kick. I didn't touch him in PDW6 so no comment. Overall, it looked good, sort of a deranged crazy dude which he is. Suits him, plus one for Koei

These are the seven characters deleted

Jiang Wei

Jiang Wei rocked wonder why they cut him? I love him, its sad. His moves worked well for me though not as effective.

Zhu Rong
Zhu Rong was a very difficult character to master but once u get the hang of it, she works well.

Zuo Ci

Zuo Ci is an old man that ROCKED. He has cards that just kick awesome ass.

Pang De
Pang De was a guy I rarely used but his style is simple, nothing flashy or attractive but very effective.

Xing Cai
Xing Cai is a bitch. Though I am not glad that she's gone. She is a good character to use for more advanced players

Meng Huo
Meng Huo is well, Meng Huo, a barbarian. I didn't used him though, he just repulses me.

Da Qiao
This is the biggest disappointment! I hate it! Why cut her? I know she is annoying and very Michelle Lim and I prefer her sister over her but I like to use her. Why Koei? Why? Such a disappointment.

All of them gets a minus one for Koei.

In conclusion, the new dynasty warriors suck! BRING BACK ZHEN Ji's FLUTE!!!!!!