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Saturday, September 30, 2006

And it now goes down to the.......
final presentation.
All we gotta do now is finish that and its judgement time
Wish me luck

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Time to disect
Muahahahhahahahahahha.
I got 3 frogs at my mercy.
Who knows, i may set one or two free.
I of them is definitely cut.
Always choose the big ones as they are easier to disect.
I caught them last night in my own yard.
WIth my BARE hands!
I am a savage.
My best friend
is gay, has seriously sexy short blonde hair, currently dating Jesse from indiana and lives in Florida.
His name?
Aaron Tan.
He's been with me ever since we met.
He's been by my side after every break-up.
He's my rock, my nicole, my best friend.
Aaron, i just wanna tell you that you are the number one man in my life.
I love you, dude, seriously.
No chick, whore or woman will never stand between us, not even Rachel.
To all ya people out there who thinks i am gay,
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!
This relationship is pure BFF and its serious.
Okay, i admit that our relationship is not so platonic but that's all i am gonna reveal.
Don't ask Roxanne about us because she talks crap and you will never get what you want

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Touchin my body
Hey, our new project.
We are going to make a video.
Possibly during October.
Oh yeah I just got the list for Survibe My Challenge 4: Namibian Rampage
Rookies: Teddy(Korea), Jesse(Indiana), Dalton(Michigan), Julian(California), Ekin(Singapore), Aaron(Florida), Paolo(Brazil)
Catarina(Mexico), Stacie(Hong Kong), Kimberly(Korea), Lauren(Texas), Houston(New York), Rebecca(California), Andie(England)
Veterans: Mika(New York), Nate(Illinois), Brendan(Malaysia), Chad(Washington), James(Florida), Ashley(California), Lance(California)
Rachel(California), Jenascia(New York), Lindsey(California), Chelsea(New York), Samantha(Malaysia), Alan(California), Roxanne(Rhode Island)

Monday, September 18, 2006

Darren is thirteen
Yes, my bratty,uncivilised,ahbeng brother who has a mouth of a 55-year-old female gossiper has just turned 13.
Guess cha think he is on the casa la 7, huh?
YOU ARE SO DAMN FUCKING WRONG!
Rachel has raised the bar to 14 as the minimum age to enter.
Only those who are 16 and above can enter survive my challenge.
Darren will not be a member of our club unless he gives up his ah beng-ish habits.
Everytime we go out and eat, he eats like he did not eat for like 6 months.
Especially laksa.
He is also simple-minded.
He prefers laksa over sushi.
He says sushi is disgusting.
Well bro, if u are reading my blog, the way you EAT is more FUCKING DISGUSTING than SUSHI!!!!!!
(ah beng: a local term of a guy who pierce earrings on his right ear, listens to ripoff yet crappy chinese music, watches porn, smokes, slurps, gossip, never shuts his mouth when chewing and talks crap everyday. Females are called ah lian)
Hey Rachel, maybe you can call bianca an ah lian.























Friday, September 15, 2006

Paris
My nickname is paris.
Why?
1. when my friends and i went to puerto rico at 2004, I said "What's a bus?" when Mika booked us a bus.
2. That's hot was the word that i always use.
3. I LOVE to shop.
4. Aaron and i care best friends like Paris and Nicole.
So that should tell you who is my nicole.
Tomorrow and Sunday are going to be occupied by the Celcom Project.
Sometimes is so sooi to be the leader because you get criticised, scolded, talked about and being under fire by teachers and teamates.
(sooi means unlucky)
Ricky, Josephine, Kheng Yong and Shun Chern are not coming.
Ricky is extemely incapable.
He never does anything and rides along, he easily gives up and always perform a crappy job.
Gosh i wish he can be replaced by Athena.
Unfortunately, Celcom doesn't allow ANYONE else except the people who entered.
Guess i just gottab deal

Friday, September 08, 2006

My Fund-raising hell
Okay, maybe i was just exaggerating, overall the fund-raising was a sucess.
The treasure marsh got a lot of response. (because we include friend mah!)
(Mah : a malaysian slang that is always used at the end no matter how annoying)
So we cooked a lot of stuff
The food we sold are ice-cream, floats, dogs, fries, chicken rice, tomato noddles, tomato kuay teow, ribena sprite and laksa.
(laksa: a malaysian food that is fatty and spicy. A malaysian teen fav.)
(kuay teow: a type of noodle that is flat and short. Best fried with tomato syrup or with garlic, eggs and dark soy sauce. The former dish is disgusting while the latter causes major bad breath unless cockles or seafood are added.)
I ate pudding sold by the red cross club, a bit of ribena sprite and loads of ice cream.
I spent the whole morning cooking. (when i mean cooking i mean i am not cooking, my team are.)
From 11pm until 1pm, i was running around like a desperate housewife.
Marc Cherry should give a role as one of the new main characters. i should fit in easily.
God, what the hell i am going to do with the 30 remaining mugs?
Idea 1: throw them against the wall.
Idea 2: Target practice
Idea 3: Store them, get scolded and send it to next year's white elephant sale.
Idea 4: Donate to charity
Idea 5: Sell but how? Everyone owns a cup.
Whatever at least i am quite popular now.
I am rich so it would not be a problem.
The only probblem is i only have 28 bucks in my pocket.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Ivanna's horoscopia
Ivanna Chan (famous for her pink floral pants) has joined this website called www.starclique.com that shows how compatible you are with cha family and friends. try it if u want to its free.