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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Think Before You Speak (That's So Gay)

I was actually on my way to class for my econs tutorial
Practically a normal day for me.
The morning rush hour was packed as usual where students were rushing to their respective classrooms, ignoring the world and engrossed in their own personal issues and their friends.

And the fact that I seem to dress better than everyone else, just my opinion, haha.
I know, I know
It was extremely self centered of me
But this is a very self centered blog.
After all, I always have an opinion.
Sometimes its more of a flaw than it is an asset, but most of the time, it works my way.

As I entered the elevator lagging my white binder file concealing a thick econs textbook and a stupid UK Army bag though I am sure I got a great deal. (Hello? $238 reduced to $180 reduced to $150 then I ask for another reduction to $100, good deal right?)
After 6 months, the fabric was torn and another lesson learned.

Anyway back to my story, this stupid dumb bitch was yapping whatever shit she was yapping, loudly in the elevator. Which I don't mind, even though her voice was fucking annoying.
Yeah, I have learned to be very tolerant, VERY TOLERANT!
I zoned out my mind with the lovely voice of Cheryl Cole (aka my next spolight segment), singing 'Fight For This Love'
But I did got a few one liners.

Here is how the scene plays out.

Stupid Dumb Bitch =SDB
Her Guy Friend = HGF

SDB: That guy ah so stupid and lame oh
HGF: What
SDB: bla bla bla what so ever
HGF: bla bla bla what so ever
SDB: bla bla bla something about lengzai and lenglui and chi chi maru and whatever.
HGF: bla bla bla bla bla bla
SDB: bla bla bla so stupid, fb, bla bloody bla
SDB: So stupid ah

Then she did the unthinkable, something she did was so degrading and discriminating that I wanna slap the rudeness out of that bitch's face.

Do you know what she said?

Do you know what she said that made me so pissed off that I really wanna vent it off now?

Do you know what she said that made me so angry that although I tried to shrugg it off but I couldn't, hence regretting to tell her off then and there, therefore venting it here in my blog and being assumed as a coward?

Then again, she is an undereducated slut, no use wasting time educating her the sensitivity and the respect she should give to the gay community just like every other races in this melting rice bowl that we should treat as well.

After a short pause she shouted these words.

"GAY, ah"

That stupid bitch

That stupid, slutty, undereducated, discriminating, sexist, fucktarded, bird brained, lopsided breast, trashy, ah lian, douchebag, insulting, degrading, fake, superficial, tacky, nutjob of a bitch.
I personally wonder how her mother would raise such a fowl mouthed fucktard.

Respect is to be earned but respect must also be mutual. There should be some basic boundaries between communities that they should basically tolerate and respect. Gays are now a part of our community, the tales of men loving men or women loving women is now a part of normalcy in our lives and in this modern age.

And to call something gay because it's something stupid, pathetic and degrading? That is just so wrong

It should be so stupid dumb bitch who talks loudly in the elevator where nobody even gives a damn.

I believe the only time that you call something gay, you should call it gay because it is gay, as in a gay person would like it. I think that is appropriate, the stupid dumb bitch however should rot in her and have a cactus penetrate her pussy. Lets see how that feels.

I personally hope my friends and family woulf stop using the word 'gay' as a degrading comment. People are who they are and if you not down with that, I got two words for you


Preferably to Amish county. That way you would not see any gay people arpund and you are free to fuck any women or man you like.

Or somewhere in the jungle where the Malaysian Media drag their nutjobs from. You can agree with them and talk how bad gay people are.

Because in every city, there will be a small gay populous. Whether you choose to deny it or accept it, it's up to you. But the fact still stands, they are gay, they exist and they are damn proud of it.

We as a community, should accept this and we should respect and tolerate their behavior. and if you think that I am the only person who says this? Well, you are wrong, I have Hilary Duff to back me up.

So, in conclusion. I think that we should think before we speak, give it a good rationale thought. If its dumb or stupid then say its dumb or stupid. Don't say its gay, its not good to hate. Just Saying.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Spotlight On: Love and Theft

I always love indy and country music, they give me a sense of peace whenever I am on the road, I guess in that sense, I have the essence of a real man.
I love country music because most of them tell a story, a way to make me feel and reflect on myself. Some I can relate myself into, like Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Leann Rimes and Rascal Flatts are some of those big names in the country music business., but usually, the music that I chose are random at best, but they always have some form of energy in there.
I know that among my friends or dare I say, the whole Asian Continent do not update themselves much with the current hits.
Take 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga for example, I listened to it way back last year and was hooked on it, by the time it goes mainstream, I still liked it but I have already moved on to Love Game, Paper Gangsta, Paparazzi and Starstruck .

Now let me introduce to you to this awesome new band called Love and Theft (they should totally change the name). When I first heard of it while surfing through the net, I was like, 'Love and Theft'? Sounds like a cheezy boy band, but I was hell wrong!

Their single 'Runaway' from their first album World Wide Open literally in my essence sends my world wide open, guess you can never judge a book. The song is obviously about a young man's feeling that he has had enough of the way he has been treated and decides to leave this shitty town for good. When I was imagining this video, I was thinking me, Kiat Seng and Martin were like pissed off with this place and decided to runaway. Martin gets a truck, Kiat Seng was on a bike and I get a muscular mustang in the middle of the dessert, driving towards nowhere. Then we reached some airport in Dallas (don't ask, I saw Dallas) and strummed our guitars and sing on top of a carrier truck.

Well, that's my version. I can honestly relate to the feeling of being stuck in a shitty town that even though loads of facilities become available but you still feel that it's boring and something's missing and you feel like you should get out of here, because there is nothing there that can offer you to stay.

Well, that's my version of the song, what do you think about Love and Theft's Runaway video? Listen to it and sound of below, if you still read my little slice of heaven.

Music Code Provided by

Oh and er... Anastasia is it? Do you mind spreading your kind promotional words to your fellow forumers about this awesome new song. I am pretty sure you can attract some nice buzz about this new band that so totally deserves some credit for their work. After all, you generated four pages of honest opinions about me, with me just writing ten simple sentences. I am pretty sure this lengthy post and video should generate much more than that, have fun print screening my page and post it up to that nice forum of yours. You people always wanted to make it popular right, so why not become an ultimate opportunist and take this offer. The way I see it, my blog gets more famous and your forum gets more famous, win win, what do you say?

If you are on Facebook and a friend of mine, well you are in luck. I have decided to post a Facebook Exclusive Intro to my family and friends in Facebook also, Twitter too. Now, if you know me and I know you personally, then add me on facebook, if not, then follow me on Twitter.

Monday, September 21, 2009

On TV: Good and Bad part 2

Sorry for not updating as often as before, life has been busy and I suddenly lack the inspiration to blog, I guess this is the time where I need sometime to wait till my brain gave more fruits so that I can extract the creative juices in me.

One of the reasons for this is my crazy need of watching TV on my laptop. Sad, I know but I lack the patience. Astro bores me these days, the only things interesting are reruns of the Simpsons, the Nanny, Bones and Desperate Housewives (yes, I know I watched already but no harm done). Oh and I am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here ends on Wednesday, so it doesn't count anymore.
Right, on with business. I watched the new season of Gossip Girl and two new series which are The Vampire Diaries and Beautiful Life.

They are back. With the clean slate given by Gossip Girl when graduation ends, you would expect these kids to lay low and try to keep it clean as much as they can right? Wrong. Serena's out and back in her old ways, partying around through Europe over the summer, Nate has a new girlfriend who comes from a family that are rivals with his, Blair and Chuck try to keep their romance alive by being the bitch couple of New York thus making me feel disappointed.

Reason You Should Watch: If you follow the series, I expect you to continue watching, since its a great one. Expect more of what you see last season.

Reason You Should Not Watch: The trash meter is slightly amped this season thanks to Blair and Chuck.

Overall: Still a good season, nontheless, a 4 out of 5

Its about the life of models. A girl now becomes the new it girl thanks to a fabulous and red Zac Posen gown therefore stealing the spotlight of the old one who happens to be played by O.C. star Mischa Barton. Anyway, old it girl comes back after some form of exile, popping pills and running late to the aforementioned Zac Posen show and to show up being unable to fit the dress (Yeah, so not good for a comeback.) Then, we have a gorgeous Iowa farm boy who tries out modelling. Oh and Corbin Fisher gets frisky with a cougar, well actually cougar gets frisky with him, lol.

Reason You Should Watch: Its fashion and modelling, in a critical sort of way, it features the extremely kiasu world of modelling, more kiasu than XXX in China/Singapore. Features are star-studded cast that also includes Elle Macpherson and produced by Ashton Kutcher.

Reason You Should Not Watch: The low ratings it received. 1.39 million to be exact. You better pray it does not get cancelled though it probably would. But we will see, Gossip Girl started low but ended high.

Overall: I liked it, so it gets 4 out of 5
Twihards would love this, its based on a 1994 book by L.J. Smith. So in essence, Stephanie Meyer sort of copied L.J. Smith based on concept of a girl falling in love with a vampire, that's where the similarities end as there are TWO vampires chasing the girl and she chases one of them, plus she dies SEVERAL times (in the book).

Reason You Should Watch: You Like Twilight, You Watch. Quite witty too.

Reason You Should Not Watch: A little trashy in a sense that I cannot explain. Maybe its because of the fog around, kind of creepy but whatever.

Overall: Not really a big fan of it. 2 out of 5. But other people love it to death, me? Not So Much. Its like Heroes, lol.

Okay, I have to create a list where they feature shows, I would watch and shows that I would not.

So far

Gossip Girl
Project Runway
Models of the Runway
America's Next Top Model
Grey's Anatomy
Desperate Housewives
Ugly Betty

Sometimes, but not really follow
Melrose Place
The Beautiful Life

The Vampire Diaries

Pending: One Tree Hill

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Wrestlers that should and should not be in Smackdown vs Raw 2010

Today, WWE has released their complete list of WWE Superstars and Divas in the upcoming Smackdown vs Raw 2010 video game

This year, a greater emphasis has been putting on created superstars, giving players the chance to give more options in their superstar's design.

Moreover, the create a finisher has expanded to include aerial attacks. Meaning trajectory, aim and speed is involved.
Another good news about Smackdown vs Raw 2010 is that they replaced that tediously annoying and boring Career Mode. Now they replaced it into giving you the opportunity to run the show in the WWE Story Designer Mode, where you can create rivalries and stuff and basically create a story, cool huh?
Also, Yuke's also imporved the loading time, which means you don't need to waste so many time waiting for a freaking match to start. Also there will be a storyline for your DIVAS and CREATED WRESTLERS with Mickie James as the one being played.
There is also an improved highlight reel which allows the footage you record in the game to be used in your entrance themes.
Lets also hope they solved the attributes thing, last time, I am only allowed to have one wrestler with increased stats.
Now, in every game like this, the most important part is the roster of players that you can use to play. Why? Because I want more wrestlers that I care about kicking their ass and less of the ones that I completely ignore.
Complete Roster Playlist is as follows
WWE Superstars
» Batista
» Big Show
» Carlito
» Chavo Guerrero
» Chris Jericho
» Christian
» CM Punk
» Cody Rhodes
» Dolph Ziggler
» Edge
» Evan Bourne
» Ezekiel Jackson
» Festus
» Finlay
» Goldust
» Jack Swagger
» Jeff Hardy
» Jesse
» John Bradshaw Layfield
» John Cena
» John Morrison
» Kane
» Kofi Kingston
» Mark Henry
» Matt Hardy
» Mike Knox
» Montel Vontavious Porter
» Mr. Kennedy
» Primo
» Randy Orton
» Rey Mysterio
» R-Truth
» Santino Marella
» Shad
» Shawn Michaels
» Shelton Benjamin
» Ted DiBiase
» The Brian Kendrick
» The Great Khali
» The Miz
» Tommy Dreamer
» Triple H
» Umaga
» Vladimir Kozlov
and William Regal
WWE Divas
» Beth Phoenix
» Brie Bella
» Eve
» Gail Kim
» Kelly Kelly
» Maria
» Maryse
» Melina
» Michelle McCool
» Mickie James
» Natalya
» Nikki Bella
Not Included:
Abraham Washington, Alicia Fox, Charlie Haas, Chris Masters, Courtney Taylor, Curt Hawkins, David Hart Smith, DJ Gabriel, Hurricane Helms, Jamie Noble, Jillian Hall, Jimmy Wang Yang, Katie Lea Burchill, Kung Fu Naki, Layla, Paul Burchill, Rosa Mendes, Sheamus, Tiffany, Tyler Reks, Tyson Kidd, Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder
Who Should Be Left Out:
Jesse (Cause he is lame)
Festus (The corn fed colossus isn't seen for a long time, why is he still here?)
Who Should Be Included:
Katie Lea Burchill
Everyone knows that Katie Lea Burchill is actually a talented wrestler that is under utilized. She should be included on the basis that she is hot!
Alicia Fox
She was recently named the #1 contender for the Divas Championship!!! Why isn't she in? Plus those LONG LEGS. I really can see her having a rivalry with one of my created divas.
Spicy hot Northern African Brit Layla. Who wouldn't want her? Plus, she has a great song.
Jillian Hall
It would never be fun without the Soulful Songstress. HAHA
Chris Masters
The Masterpiece should be included because I miss him and I need to kick his ass badly
Charlie Haas
Who wouldn't want him? He's good ass kicking fooder, better than Jesse anyways. Like Katie Lea, under utilized.
Paul Burchill, Yoshi Tatsu, Tyler Reks, DJ Gabriel and Hurricane Helms
Oh, I want them in cause ECW has a lot less Superstars and presence in the roster, more diversity and competition
Zack Ryder
Same as above and the fact that he is the #1 contender for the ECW Championship.
David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd
WWE should not have cut out the Hart Dynasty. David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd make great competitors as a team and individually as well.
I think that's about it, anyway, to all wrestling fans who read my little slice of heaven, please sound off below and give me your opinions. Thanks.
Two more people should be in this game.
Aww come on, she hosted Raw on Monday!!!! Also I would be very very very very Stratusfied, haha, lol.
It would never be the same with this former women's champ. She is definitely one of the best. HAHA, won't you agree?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

On TV: Good and Bad, Part 1

The second season of 90210! Yes there is a certain guy named Dustin Milligan who plays this certainly sexy guy named Ethan Ward is not around anymore as he was written off. Guess what people, he is going to stay in Montana with his daddy... screw the lousy writers. This season of 90210 promises to have a much classier fashion and much more nasty. Think the LA clone of gossip girl, think Swinburne University only much more interesting, think Brendan Goh in a place where people and him are in sync with fashion instead of being 10 years ahead and being assumed as a gay person.

Reason you should watch: Its more juicy than ever with affairs with married men, naked pics of a certain principal's daughter, a cute tennis boy whose attitude resembles Chong Zhia Hwa and I am so not kidding.

Reason you should not watch: Its like a clone of gossip girl, only less witty and more drama.

Overall: The new 90210 fares better than the first season thanks to a new team of writers and producers. 90210 gets 3 stars out of 5

All girls this season is 5 foot seven or shorter, thus giving shorter girls a chance to model. Tyra is attempting to change the world of fashion again. With the first ever Ty-over (immediate makeovers for the finalists), you bet its gonna open with a bang of shrieks and screams and loads of drama. Plus, you know Tyra, faking accents, elaborate entrances and what not. The judging panel has also changed with legendary supermodel Paulina Poriskova got the sack and now is Ms Jay, Nigel, Tyra and a guest judge. Also, Elite Model Management is replaced by Wilhemina models who happens to hire anyone.

Reason you should watch: Who doesn't love Tyra, drama, makeovers and fashion. Plus its a great test of fashion ability for you to be able to predict who comes first, lol.

Reason you should not watch: Ask Belinda Liew.

Overall: I like this new cycle, I think its hot, lol. Though slightly disappointed with a few of the selections (after 13 cycles, obviously I am pretty much an expert, I so totally should be the 4th judge, like Ellen Degeneres as Paula Abdul's replacement on American Idol, I will be giving the 'people's view'). Cycle 13 gets 4 out of 5.

If you like High School Music but the more adult and dark comedy version, watch Glee. I am sure you will have a lot of laughs with this one. Its about a teacher who used to go to the school he teaches, wishing to revive the Glee club to its former glory (Glee is Choir).

Reason you should watch: Its not like any other show, its different and very interesting. Its a musical comedy with a bit of darkness to it that appeals parents and kids alike.

Reason you should not watch: There is no reason

Overall: You should watch even though the film maybe banned here due to suggestive sex gestures, then again we all did em in high school. 5 out of 5 people.
Its like the old Merose except less campy, more mysterious, sophisticated and dark writing. But the elements of sex, drugs, murder and whatever things that make things interesting in it. Its just like the old one receiving a facelift relating itself to current issues that are deemed controversial.

Reason you should watch: Women and gays, the men, especially Colin Egglesfield (the guy on the left) is seriously hot and mysterious, lol. As for guys and lesbians, there is a bisexual girl on the prowl and she is blonde and she is hot... need I say more?

Reason you should not: This show just seems to be a little more of the critically acclaimed stuff as comercially, they just blend too well into the background, evidenced by their 2.3 million viewers in the season opener. So it might get a little boring.

Overall: I liked it but I feel the blend too, it gets 3 out of 5

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

10 things why Crowning a Prom Queen in College is so wrong

  1. You are having a PROM while you are studying in a COLLEGE
  2. Being a Prom Queen candidate in College states that you are either some glory hounding slut who wishes to relieve her former days as prom queen because right now your life sucks or some dumb slut who actually thinks its cool
  3. The title of prom queen is so low-rated teenage comedy and high school suburbia
  4. If you post the pictures on the halls, people will think how much you charge per hour
  6. Even if the sign says 'Prom Queen Candidates' it actually means (Nominees for Slut of The Year)
  7. If you won the title of Prom Queen, we know that you have many slutty girlfriends and serviced every guy that has voted for you
  8. Having a crown on your head in the annual College dance doesn't mean you are royalty and that everybody likes you, it means you sucked the most cocks.
  9. Its very very very lame
  10. College is a time to have fun, not bitchy cat fights and crowning people. Its not high school

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Worst Week of My Life

Correction: Its the Worst Week of my life, so far.
Damn, it just sucks, lemme just list them for you and the incidents that really really really just screwed my life
I have no car. My mom sent hers to the shop so that means she has to use my car and drive me around, hence I cannot get my ass out of Swinburne even if I wanted to.

My brothers made a mess of my car. My car HAS NEVER been this dirty. There is dirt, grass and even some rice inside my car. And I swear to god there's some chocolate stains in the back seat. In addition, the car is also dirty and muddy which means I have to give it another thorough wash, even though I already washed it a few days ago. Also, the plastic compartment that holds the seat belt for the passenger seat is contorted, I really don't wanna know how that happen.

The fact that my car needs to be washed AND vacuumed twice a week now

I got soaked in the rain while wearing my favorite Topman shirt! Thank god its fine, but still, screw the rain.

The stupid accounting teacher was suddenly EXTREMELY hardworking at the lecture, observing the students as he goes up the row to check on the calculations or in his retarded language 'computations'. Seriously, its a CALCULATOR, you CALCULATE. It was seriously so unbelievable, that I thought that pigs can fly.

My brother went to the bathroom to shit, when he shit, he probably contributes 1% of the total air pollution in the whole Kuching suburbs. In fact when he shit, he stinks up the whole toilet, unfortunately, my contact lens were left unopened there and guess what? The next morning, my eyes stung when I wore them, forcing me to change to a new pair and a new case.

My PDA's battery was flat for some unknown reason, suddenly it just went dead.

I dunno how to replace the battery since the phone was bought all the way from Miri. And if you know my dad, he would always scold first and ask questions later and then nagging about it for a period of 4 to 6 months.

When I went home, my laptop was soaked due to the rain, thankfully it is fine. But still pissed that it was soaked.

Everyday, I have to wait like a loser for my car to come.

The severely discounted bag that I bought for a measly 100 bucks has a slight tear after one semester... yay me...

I went up to the cemetary to see my grandad. Unfortunately its the Chinese Halloween Festival, where the difference is that you stay at home and hole yourself instead of going out in scary costumes and having fun like Western cultures. Then that stupid monk had to chant loudly and annoyingly which made me want to cry. Not because of the horrible voice but the fact I cried the hardest when the chanting comes during my grandad's funeral.

There is a hole on my pink shirt that exposed one of my nipples. It feels like Janet Jackson at the superbowl

I broke a freaking chair at the lecture teather and what did my friends did? They laughed, some friends they are.

Screw it, worst week of my life so far. Screw it.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Spolight On: The Saturdays

Everyone knows who are the Saturdays
And if you don't please feel free and go back to the shitty hole wherever you came from and fuck yourself with a fucking shit-filled dildo.

The Saturdays which are Una Healy, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Frankie Sanford and Vanessa White made headlines way back in 2008 with their first single 'If This is Love' and then followed by their second hit, which made it to Malaysian airwaves with 'Up'. Now considering that they get their songs played by, which I can say that they are successful in the Malaysian market, because usually cycle their songs repetitively until they become from fresh hits to into shit that is as stale as stale bread can be. Unfortunately some cycled more than others, moreover, Malaysian radio shows are nothing but a bunch of idiot dumbasses with bad taste in music and extremely annoying infomercials which they happen to play more than the songs themselves.

Other singles like 'Work', 'Issues' and 'I Just Can't Get Enough' were also great hits. However, if you were to ask me what my favorite song from their first effort, Chasing Lights, I would say it would be 'Issues' because I have issues, lol.

The Saturdays are back (though it seemed they were never gone) with their second album Colonial Masses out in late 2009 or more specifically October 26th. The first single is this energetic, break up song called Forever is Over. Which is full of angst and a little rock edged, it sorta suits my current mood now. Anyway, AWKWARD.

Here is the premiere of 'Forever is Over'. I really love this song and really wish my readers would give them a try. If Colonial Masses is this good, I really cannot wait for what the rest of the album might be like.