B, I break up with you because...

Now, Malaysians are known to have bad understanding of languages on signboards, crappy, rude and lousy taxis, a crave to search every nook and cranny for food even though there are like millions around, cheap seafood, politicians that looks as if they come out from the jungle to lead and excuses, excuses, excuses. And I mean A LOT OF EXCUSES.

In case you don't know. This is number 7 of my 10 most depressing things in Malaysia. Just click on the 'list this' label to see what the others are.

So Malaysians tend to have a lot of unique excuses and of course the usual repetitive ones. So these excuses may range from relationships to everyday life. Here are some common ones

On being late
Traffic Jam
No Car/Transport
Stomach Ache
No Mood
My dog gave birth

On canceling an appointment
My dog pregnant
No transport
Sick
I got struck by lightning while listening to my iPod
Busy, busy la, busy la, MCB! Busy mah!
No mood, sori, hehe

On breaking up
I want to play more dota
I am manwhoring to an older woman
I just want to be best friends with u, why cannot, MCB *smash the window and hand bleeds*
No chemistry
I dun wan sex wit u
I wan to break up with u cause I want to make up with you again

Okay, apparently I don't have the mind of a typical Malaysian but you get the point
XOXO
Brendan Goh

REDO!!!!

Apparently when you put the choice of getting a hooker as your way to spend cash,
your mom tends to freak out
and starts crapping lectures for a few freaking hours
So, I will be putting a new one out soon
Sorry to the 4 ppl who have voted
As to Derrick, you can vote multiple answer
but you can't vote twice

Vote please

I have a bunch of cash (currently saved till RM300)
and I need to spend it on something big
I just don't know what to do with it
Crap
So I need u guys to please vote and put in your suggestions
Any other alternative ideas
(excluding giving the cash to you or anyone else)
Please feel free to write in the shout box.

Moving On

I am moving on
I am moving on with my life
Now its already approaching the end of 2008
Its not a real good year for me, I guess.

Friends of the past all split and left
To other parts of the country and the world
Knowing how superficial things can be
No old classmates stopped and talked to me.
Nice ones would give a hi
Shitty ones don't give a damn.

So with new friends and a new cast
It seems as if I am getting my wish of starting afresh
With new friends and all.
I have to say, at least I have my own gang
I remember last time, I keep on drifting around
Like a mindless zombie
Like some womanizer moving from group after group after group of women
Nice to see that I sort of found my place.
Though it is still in the same crappy city

I gotta say I am grateful.
With friends
I love to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend
But I don't know really
I guess although I might feel lonely at times
I sorta felt that things can be done
Now all I need is to move out from my dorky friends
and move in with some guy friends
I mean I love them and all
But seriously
I am beginning to look like the gay dude in a girl group
I guess I can hang with them sporadically
but you know I can't have guy talk with them.

Anyways
I think I am going to join more clubs
Now I got debate down
I got gym too
now I guess toastmasters maybe
or a LGBT (lesbian, gays, bisexual and transgenders)
Yoga seems cool
I also want squash but I really don't know when there will be one
Plus drama seems fun
and blogging group which is a group and not a club

Ecomania

Economy, Scarcity, bla bla bla still needs to be preserved in a refigerator called my mind
Heck, my mind is so screwed that I forgot how to spell refigerator.
Plus I am so hectic these days to even realize my favorite blue padini shirt has a hole.
Which means I have to buy a new one
Two new ones (cheaper)
Now, I am craving Starbucks and a good workout
My mom is sorta pushing me to join another sports club
Might choose squash if the school has one
So that I can squash Andrew, lol
Moreover, I am joining the gym club
I promised myself that i needed to buff up.
Well, buff but not too buff
Model buff, with the right definitions and all
Plus slaving hours in front of the comp is so not good for me.
This is a really random post, that has no meaning at all
I just wanna blog but I don't know what to blog on
Plus Casa La 7 is sooooo outdated now
I need to update it
Haha
Expect a lot more drama
and a big shocker
Season Finale is coming soon

MIA troubles

God, life can be a serious screw up can it?
I screwed people up with Tag Torture and now Karma bites me back
And it HURTS!
With all these careless disappearances I am having, it sucks
Literally
First, I misplaced my cell phone at home.
At first, I thought I left it at the school library
After tirelessly searching for it at home
Plus it has no bat and I put it on silent.
After telling my parents and getting creamed to puree in the process
Darren found it for me.
Shit, crap and suck.
After being blasted by my mom (tirelessly, every freaking milisecond is her disgusting naggy voice)
Plus, the overprotective, stubborn, irrational not to mention mentally unsound mother of mine wanted to confiscate my laptop, just because she thinks I am so irresponsible
Like I am going to give that over-aged ah lian the privilage to watch her 'favourite thing' (more like disgusting thing) aka 4D, toto, cashsweep and pmp, 24/7.
And burden it with crappy, over dramatic Singaporean movie and/or TV shows.
(used to be predictable, well at least we see some evolution, now its so off topic)

Next, is my bottle.
Which is now found but I lost it a few moments ago
Which drove ME insane
At least is now found.
I should try and like probably label my stuff now, especially the damn bottle.
God, I think I am going to have a bad week
Well, that's what you get for not attending youth groups, i guess.

Tag Torture

This tag is specifically created to screw you up. When you are tagged, you must answer the tag and reply to what the question says, any illogical answer is not accepted and you cannot refuse to answer, a reply with a non specific answer ie: none or i don't know or cannot or any other variations of them are not allowed. After this, you MUST TAG 9 other individuals who HAVE NOT done this tag before. The rules created are for you to have fun, so enjoy it! Tags are created to let others know you well, so why not let them? If you don't do this tag, well I can't curse you can't I? Well, lets just say karma's a bitch, shall we?

1.If you would have to engage sexual acts with a celebrity of the same sex, who would it be?
Well, I would have to say... Ed Westwick who plays Chuck from Gossip Girl, yum, lol. I love bad boys

2.If you were asked to strip off naked and then covered in a certain material for a photoshoot, what will it be? (note: clothing or any other variations is not acceptable, however cloth is)
Toilet Paper

3.If you and your husband/wife/life partner are bound up and are soon to be raped by a rapist, would you sacrifice you or your spouse? (note: only one can be saved)
My ass is ready, hope you have large dick :)

4.Well, you are in New York, Ala Entourage or Sex and the City. Which would you pursue? Labels or Love and why?
LABELS cause Prada wallets never broke my heart before.

5.Name your favourite American Idol 7 finalist. (latest one)
DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!!

6.The Deserted Island Question: Who would you bring there with you?
I would bring mah bitch, Aaron Tan

7.Name one crazy thing that you have done.
I kissed a boy and I like it

8.To make things a little easy, future honeymoon destination?
Around the world, duh

9.If you have superpowers, what would it be?
Molecular Manipulation, like Piper Halliwell

10.You got drunk, had sex with someone and when you woke up, that someone is next to you, who is that someone? (note: you know that someone and that someone knows you)
Ouch, tough. Have to say Isabel Goh, haha.

11.Name a classmate that you seriously hate on your high school senior year.
Victor Lim

12.A position that you would want to have in high school but can't achieve?
A president of the Leo club.

13.Name a classmate that you would want to join you in your current university as your classmate.
Cyril Lee

14.Name a person you know you love but never truly appreciate
Mom, lol. True wah.

15.If given the chance to fully restore and revive someone from the dead, who would it be?
My Dashy, my sweet Dashikins. I miss her so much. Every July 21st i will feel lonely. At least she contacts me.

16.If your life were a game, what would it be?
Legend of Dragoon!

17.Do you support gay marriage?
YES I DO!

18.Do you prefer expensive, branded items or inferior, cheap items?
Expensive! Who doesn't?

19.If your life were a TV show? What would it be like?
A mix of Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill

20.Last minute partner for a project?
Yuyun

21 Name of the 8 people who are tagged?

1. Jamie
2. Aini
3. Derrick
4. Gary
5. Susan
6. Aaron
7. Carmen
8. Andrew
9. Person who is not listed but reading this very post
   

12 New Songs that you so totally need to listen to

1. Crush by David Archuleta
2. So What by Pink
3. Migrate by Mariah Carey
4. Whatever You Like by T.I.
5. Hot n Cold by Katy Perry
6. Poker Face by Lady Gaga
7. Need U Bad by Jazmine Sullivan
8. Angels by Natasha Bedingfield
9. Bad Girls by Danity Kane ft Missy Elliot
10. Private Dancer by Danny Fernandes
11. Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi
12. The Man who can't be moved by Script

Well? What are you waiting for?
Download it into your iPod now!!!!!
As for those of you who go to Boulevard or any other crap place that sells that fucked up, twisted, fuck wit, pirated, unoriginal crap ass not iPod but looks similar to one and then gets the fucking privilege to walk around Swinburne grounds with it, making people thinking that you have an ACTUAL iPod, there is no need for you to listen to this.

I just can't sleep

Nocturnal
and I can't sleep
So gonna piss off Janice Sim at economics tomorrow.
I can only hope Salman is there
At least he is more... responsive than others