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Shopaholic

Lets see what I need for the new semester

New shoes
New bag
3 tees

That's about it.
Hopefully I can showcase you people my PINK pants
I think red is more outrageous
Hmm
Oh well, wait and see on March 23rd

I am back...

Yay, I am back.
Aww, who the fuck cares about me back here in this pathetic small town
I FUCKING MISS LONDON
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
and
oh yeah!
FUCK.

Its 6:48 in London
Jetlag
Can't sleep, nocturnal.
And its been less than 12 hours
I have been here and I already miss London bad.
I have fallen in love with the city, I guess.

I miss the beautiful, classical and unique architecture
I miss the cheap books
I miss oxford street where I shopped till I drop
I miss London's chilly, gloomy and cold weather which has grown on me
I miss my trashy TV shows
I miss Godiva chocolates
I miss Bagel Factory
I miss cheap shoes.
I miss the nice people where you can chat up with strangers
I miss the civility and the compulsiveness of being proper of Londoners
I miss the time where I get free papers every evening
I miss the food (except the horrible shit of what they call Indian Cuisine)
I miss the amazing internet connection that makes the ones here seem extremely pathetic

And I found that, I extremely hate Kuching now
Why did the weather became excruciatingly hot?
Where are my favorite stores?
Where is the nearest bagel factory?

I do regret not buying myself another pair of shoes.
I do regret not buying lady gaga and script cd
I do regret not getting myself a bag
I do regret not getting myself a pair of flip-flops
I do regret not returning with a large bag of candy from Harrods
I do regret not trying Jelly Bellies.

You know something?
It really pisses me off that
I have to debut my clothes on Chinese Fucking New Year
Piece of shit
Stupid mom, kidnap all my precious clothing.
I will have her hung, drawn and quatered!!!!!!!!!!!.
Not to worry, I will debut my fantastically gay and outrageous clothing throughout the semester.

I got my mom a LongChamp bag from Paris
LongChamp is pronounced as Long-shomp
Still trying to get her to get the name right
You must respect the branding ok?
Will take pictures soon
To show off...

Nah,
Yes
Nah
Yes
Oh, I really should
or should not

Who cares, I am taking pictures and blogging it soon since some bitch so hao lian that she got her boyfriend a Chelsea pencil box, so what?
I also got merchandise.
The pencil box is only 4.99.
Cheap shit.
The merchandise are all cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap and cheap.
Find any Indian storekeeper selling souvenirs, they all got.
Not rare at all, abundant actually
Finding a small sized Zara plain black tee for Jamie however was a big challenge.
Scoured from Tottenham Court Road to Bayswater.
Plus and besides,
Chelsea spent millions last year on new players
And what did they achieved?
NOT ONE SINGLE THING!
Man, I laughed my ass off when I heard that.

Speaking of football, I was in Paris during the Tottenham and Manchester Match
While the Blackburn and Arsenal match was on the day that I am flying home.
Speaking of Chelsea, I heard that the fans were violent brutes
They carry baseball bats to the stadium and pick fights with the opposition.
Millwall is another team with fans that are violent.
Tickets are expensive, cheapest is like 45 pounds and they are a rare find.
Micheal Jackson's tickets are worth at least 150 pounds
and its in June not March, ok
Tina Turner is now in London.

Anyway, enough about the rich but underachieved soccer team.
I like the Tottenham logo, the crane looks adorable.
Manchester is nice too but since I have absolutely no interest in football, whatsoever
So I decided to save my aunt's money.

I hope I can give you a chronology of my trips in London, Paris, Cambridge, Oxford and Birmingham.
And I also hope that the upload speed is fast in my home for facebook.
But since I found out that I all my songs is gone from my desktop
I have to redownload some songs, Itunes and frostwire
Also, Londoners love Oxford and degrade Cambridge for some reason.

That's all for now
and yes I realized its ten fucking days since I blogged.
Luckily the pendrive in my car still works.

19 soon

Its sad, a year just seems to fly through me
And now, I am 19
So
Happy Birthday to ME!
Lol!

Thanks for the people who wished me, I am touched that you remembered
Now,
I am at my aunt's apartment.
Drinking some hot tea
Relaxing
I have just been through a major shopping spree
And now I am tired

Tomorrow, however, I am going to watch a play!!!

Stupid Tag

5 Things You Love The Most:

• iPod
  
• Designer Clothing
• Sex
• Money
• Laptop

5 Things You Hate The Most:

• Lottery
• Slackers
• Smokers
• Trashy Anime
• Cheap Bastard

5 Things Beside You:

• Pencil Box
• Wallet
• Camera
• Card Reader
• Newspaper

5 Friends You Like The Most

• Aini
• Joshua
• Jamie
• Gary
• Edina

5 Things You Need The Most

• 6 Pac Abs
• Healthy Junk Food
• High Metabolism
• A Hairless Body
• A full beauty treatment

5 people to tag

• Anyone who gives a crap
• Anyone who gives a damn
• Anyone who is bored
• Anyone who owns a blog
• Anyone who reads my blog

I realized and I am grateful

It takes time for me to realize that this trip away, does wonders for me
For once in a long time in my life, I felt like myself
Broken relationships, boring uni life
Could really turn the morale of a guy down

As of now, as I blog
I realized
My friends are all either rotting at home, slaving over part time jobs or getting ready or in school.
Me?
I am spending a holiday in London, traveled to Paris and shopped till I dropped.

Nice therapy
I have to say
Right now, I am living it
Vowing to have a life like this in future

So here are some pics of me in Madame Tussauds.
Enjoy.

This is where I spent my weekend

Sorry for the lack of update guys.
I spent a weekend at this place
Can you guess?
Take a look at the pics below.


Have you guessed where I am yet?
This is where Louis Vuitton's flagship store is


How about now?
This is a delicious delicacy, exotic and pretty much downright tasty.
Yeah, I tasted it, and yums*


A famous hotel is situated here
Really fancy
I am staying behind it though
But its good to know that I am staying near a real famous hotel



This is a famous landmark where the buildings in front of it are all famous branded stores, one of the world's famous avenues, this is the tip of the iceberg.



We are at a famous church.
A Disney movie is made here
And by now, you should know where I am, yeah?
If not the picture below explains where I am CLEARLY.
Come on, even a three year old know where is this place.
Its so damn fucking obvious.













Aww! Come on! If you read till its down here, then you must be damn stupid!
Seriously?
Let me spell it out for you
In bold and in the largest possible font, caps somemore:



I SPENT MY WEEKEND IN PARIS!!!!!!!!!!

Go Bald, Give Hope (The Chronology)

While I am in London, please enjoy this post.

Well, as you all know, I attended Kenny Sia's 'head-shaving ceremony' at the Spring, Kuching.
As you can see the pic above, he seems somewhat nervous.

Jamie and her not so voluptuous, if-she-were-a-few-feet-taller-I-would-marry-her stature handling the camera and doing camera stuff and acting busy. Jealous? No. Its JUST Kenny Sia, not Perez Hilton. Or me. If Jamie is filming me, yeah, I should be jealous. Cause it should be ME FILMING ME in front of my (in future) millions of Brendzblog Legionaires! But since I don't have an identical twin (or clone) guess I would have to settle with anyone. She takes direction well.

As you can see, a small segment was decorated with stuff and I donated like 15 bucks and got a bookmark and a pin-thingy. Whoopee...

Kenny, (not the change of clothes), is having a few words with the Prez of SSSC himself, Prez of SSSC (sorry, couldn't bother about your name.)

Camera catches a glimpse of Kenny a few times and he did not do some girly uh Chio (copied from Falling Snow Chick with an American boyfriend.) pose. Instead, he does the goofy ones, lol.

Jamie, seriously focused and looking at the video, video-ing every moment. Ooh... exciting. Either that or she is day dreaming about Fillet O Fish again, no idea.

Kenny giving a speech... Yay! COME ON, DUDE! SHAVE YOUR HEAD ALREADY! I am missing AMERICAN IDOL for THIS? Man, people shave their head in the name of cancer, still need speech. Waste of time. Event more wasteful than the American Idol Results Show, The Moment of Truth and Deal or No Deal combined.

PHOTO-OP! *cues Melina's Paparazzi theme* Kenny points his precious locks one last time before its all gone, let the shaving commence!

TADAH! Kenny Sia, BALD. BALD move. BALD move, indeed. BTW, Cutting Edge is doing this. Apparently after hearing numerous complaints from friends, cousins, ex-boyfriends and future kepo grandmas, they done something right.

After Kenny shaves his head, he wanted to raise another 2500 on the spot. And so, the money flows in again and he goes BALDER.

Kenny Sia Bald, 2.0. NOW! MORE BALDER THAN EVER. BALD TO THE EXTREME. EXPERIENCE THE EXTREME MONK STYLE. AS BALD AS THE STUBBLE ON HIS CHIN... You get the point.

They drag a kid suffering leukemia out. Aww, so cute! In a weird alien-ish sort of way. His hair is gone due to chemo. And a funny quote from the Prez dude: CANCER IS NOT CONTAGIOUS.
Seriously, like, we dunno this? I even knew that cancer is not contagious and I am sure anyone who goes to school and pay attention to classes know so too. What kind of idiot thinks its contagious? Oh well blame the people who live on trees then. Yeah we have people who live on trees in Kuching, well their brains are.

Here are a few hints

1. They are not famous but they appear on newspapers frequently
2. Most of them do not manage their money well (embezzlement)
3. They give out empty threats
4. They put people in the Malaysian equivalent of Guantanamo Bay just cause you speak your mind
5. You know that they cannot afford luxury yet somehow they have Rolls Royce, Big House, Seven Wives, etc.
6. They are religious extremists.

Back to the topic

A little camera session with them, and I get to rub his head. He is such a nice guy. I think the girlfriend dumped him cause he is fat. So he went to phuket, hairless.

There you have it, the remnants of Kenny's hair. They are not going to phuket. They go to someplace where they can rot peacefully. Here is a hint.

"Could somebody get a vacuum?''

Sad

My last post, Sam, remember?
Well, Sam has chosen to go with the internship in Penang.
Sam's hometown
Which leaves me devastated.
Apparently, Sam thinks I am not important enough.

Btw, the bastard broke me off from FACEBOOK
of all places,
FACEBOOK
FUCK!
My life is worse than Kathy Griffin's.
Here it is

Didn't really get to reply ur msn it's either i'm busy with my assignments, poor wifi here... but the last msg i was actually meeting with my tutor. Anyway, about the practical, i got a good offer in a famous firm in penang, and i think im sticking to it. thx for offering to help me, now i hav two firms at hand.. dono how to reject the other...

So... damn professional.
Damn, hope that firm crumbles down and declare bankruptcy.
But I have to say, career comes first
I am happy for Sam
though I am terribly sad that I can't fuck the shit out of Sam

Oh well, maybe I am too nice.

My trip to London is tomorrow morning, 11.05 a.m.
So I will be there around 10-ish.
I guess.
I posted this kind of late
So I don't think any of you guys will come and wish me a safe flight.
Funny that I am not bragging and in-your-facing you people that I am going to London for a month for holidays.
Its just London, okay.
Some of you people will get there later in life.
I just got there earlier that's all.

Man, I am actually getting more and more impatient by the second
This trip is not only an opportunity for me to explore the land of the UK
But it is also a time for me to find myself.
NS maybe a great time for all you people
But I felt like I lost a part of myself.
I need to get my life in check
I don't know if I am depressed or not
But I feel like my life sucks
After all, I am going to LONDON and PARIS of all places and I am unfazed by it.
Maybe my time there
Will get me to change a few perspectives in my life
After all, I really felt like I am stagnant now.

Its sad.
Maybe what I need is some romance.
Maybe what I need is more schoolwork
Maybe this and maybe that
Oh well, I am unhappy in life, in general
I need to feel like I am worthy of living
Waking up everyday, looking forward to the day and the next with full enthusiasm instead of depression.
This trip is probably what I need now,
And I need it, badly

Emotional Drama

I know that I have not been fulfilling my blogging duties lately.
By the way, this is one of those emotional cryptic dramas.
Its about a possibility of a romance.
Yeah, real life story.
But names have been changed and some details are not mentioned for 3 reasons

1. To protect my privacy
2. To protect the person's privacy
3. To piss you people off.
   

Sam and I met about a year ago.
Online
Sam is on the West side and I am on the East side of Malaysia
We click so well in so many things.
Our msn conversations are usually really long, as long or possibly longer than the posts on Casa La 7.
We talk about almost everything.
We have common taste in music and common philosophies in life
Sometimes we felt that our friendship is more of a relationship

And then, Sam disappeared.
Like after 3 months of daily chatting, Sam just vanished
I never noticed at first, thinking that Sam is just very busy.
It took me a while to realize that Sam does not want to talk to me anymore
Hurt, I cut Sam off my msn contacts.
It was not until last month, Sam came back into my life.
So you bet I was still pissed, I took Sam back as a friend anyways.
And then, the romance between us came back.
Then we talked about a lot of things

Now, Sam is going to do Sam's internship.
Which means Sam has the opportunity to do Sam's internship here, in Kuching
I even received Sam's resume and letter, just in case.
If Sam comes here, we are practically dating for 3 months.
However, Sam has been really busy lately
and still has not made a decision yet.
Which in turn, pisses me off

There it is, an opportunity to have a possible romance with a guy you are so into.
And yet, you hesitated.
I thought it was going to be a no brainer
Since we have serious feelings for each other.
Its not lust, I can tell you that
We wanted to share our dreams and lives together.
We usually look into each other for advice and comfort.
And there are times, we felt like we are already a couple.
Yet Sam is till somewhat holding back
It was a serious piss off.
Sam broke my heart once
You think I would let Sam back into my life, romantically?
Probably not.

I am honestly, in an emotional dilemma right now
I have never felt so confused in my life.
Last time it was add math, now Most Confusing Moment goes to my drama with Sam.

Sam, if you are reading this
Which I doubt
Well, I know that we have serious feelings for each other
If you think that I am important, it would be a no brainer for you to come here to Kuching to do your practical.
I really need some form of closure
I need to know that we have a potential romance for each other
I need to move on with my life, with or without you.

I want to date you
I want to know the real Sam
I want to hug you
I want to see you in flesh and not in webcam
I want to kiss your lips and taste your mouth instead of imagining them
I want you, period

Which is why, I might go with this ultimatum
Come to Kuching or get out of my life.
I have decided to lay it all down.
At least till the next internship comes.

Readers, do you have any advice for me?
The practical starts in April.
If you have been reading my blog for the past two years
This is the time that I need the Oprah or Tyra in you to help me with the relationship advice.
I just want to say that I love you people
And I hope you respond.

Man, if I am in KL, this wouldn't have happened
Hopefully my time in London can set my head straight.