Swinburne's annual prom
This year is bigger than ever, held at the riverside crowne plaza.
The biggest social event of the year.
And I am not going
Am I a coward?
Am I a cheapskate?
Am I too shy?
All I know is, my upbringing, SUCKS
Man, I think I will go ahead and say this
I vow to treat my kids with more respect and freedom
Provided if they don't act like idiots in the first place.