Long, Bitchy Ramble.

I know that its been centuries since I posted one of those bitchy posts where I insult someone at everything he or she does.
Well you are in luck, cause this is one of them

I was watching Real World:Brooklyn.
You know enjoying the four walls of my room, watching people causing drama, this is the only Real World show I followed since Denver so that was a real LONG time ago.
Anyway, this season is a big touch on the emotional stuff instead of wild parties and hookups.
Which I prefer, cause it lets some of the boring stuff out.

What is a piss off is that when you are almost finish watching the show
SOME IDIOT decided to go to sleep
In turn selfishly turning off the wifi in my house.

What Happened?

I TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!

MY DAMN SHOW IS NOT FINISHED AND HANGED 5/6 of the way.

Fuck!

When I come down, you know what that fucktarded 16 year old, itchy jacket loving, metal headed CHAO AH BENG said?
'I thought you went to bed' was his careless reply.

HE THOUGHT I WENT TO BED

THAT IDIOTIC FUCKTARDED BROTHER OF MINE, THOUGHT I WENT TO BED!
FUCK HIM!

That little fucktard should have come up and ASKED ME first
How inconsiderate of that person.

Now, I am stuck here, blogging
NO real world
NO happy Brendan
and FUCK THAT LITTLE ASS THAT ALSO MADE ME AN ASS.
But more him than me
Fuck!

Now what should I do?
Download Porn?
Watch Porn?
Or Masturbate while downloading and watching Porn?
Fuck

Damn, I can't wait to go to London
Peace of mind.
I am gone for one month
Who doesn't want time alone from his nutcase brother.

As for my car,Sasha, I am gonna pity her/him.
She/he is gonna be Benged up(not Banged but Benged)
by the little fucktard when he recieves him/her.
He wants to paint it MAUVE
as in DARK PURPLE
HOW GAY (sorry about my language) is that?
Then that little fucktard wants to turn it into roadkill on wheels
and play guitar hero songs 24/7 while he is in the car, adding CHEAP surround sound and a possible port especially for DOTA!
GREAT

DERRICK LEE, I BLAME YOU FOR PUTTING THIS ETERNAL CURSE ON ME.

By the way, someone only cut off my internet connection and my anger ramble is THIS long.
Imagine if a bastard is playing with my heart and suddenly pissing me off and decided not to go with my plan.
I need a girlfriend.