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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

A little direction
So you all know that i am recently bi
Well I guess its time to shed the light
Well, not really
but there is this quiz you can do.
to help you prove that you are gay or straight
It doesn't really determine that you are gay or straight
Its the fact that the person you fall with
Let it be a man or a woman
Or else why is there a thing called homosexuality in this world
It really does boil down to who will be your love of your life Open the range a little
Or else you may regret for the rest of your life
Life is all about living it to the fullest.
Btw, you have two options : man and woman
But that doesn't mean that you can't add quirky comments!

1. Who do you see sleeping beside you when you wake up every morning
Woman

2. Who do you imagine having your wedding with?
Woman

3. Who is the person you are fucking?
A really HOT guy!

4. Who do you see strolling with you in the park?
A guy

5. Who do you see lip-locking in the movies?
A DAMN HOt BLONDE GIRL!

6. During a thunderstorm at the middle of the night, who is the person you are holding very tightly?
A man definitely

7. When you walk into the bathroom, you see your toiletries and a...
man

8. When you are in a party, you are most likely be caught in a closet with...
A sizzling brunette woman

9. In your sexual fantasies, you are most likely having sex with a...
HOT MEN

10. When you are holding your first newborn, who will be there watching him with you?
A woman who had just given birth

11. Who do you kiss goodbye every morning before you go off?
A woman

12. The person's shoulder you are lying on while watching a movie at home belongs to a...
man

13. Final question: You are sharing food with a...?
woman

Turns out I am straight.
BARELY

Monday, April 30, 2007

What I think of my classmates
Anna and I were talking about our lives at our respctive schools
We thrashed about our glory-hound principals
Insulted the shit out of the bogus rules ala Simon Cowell
Told each other which teachers we liked and which teacher we hate.
And of couse our classmates
So anyway, here is how I describe my classmates of 5sc1 class of 2007

Alexander Lee
He is the class clown
Coming up with jokes and stuff
A real funny guy but kinda annoying at times
Assistant Head Boy

Andrea Chin
She is a nice girl
Always there for her friends
kinda plus-sized but okay
My closest friend in class

Athena Chai
Kinda bitchy and sarcastic
Don't know her very well
Loves books

Bong Khoon Sheng
At 6"2. He is DAMN tall!
Not close to him but he 'humphs' a lot.
B-ball star

Brendan Goh
Top Model.
The sweet, sarcastic, over-dramatic not to mention irrational drama queen.
The male version of paris hilton
Net-addict
Hates rules, a total free spirit
Very liberal

Brigid Goh
A babe
Sarcastic
Sweet, nice but although we were classmates for 11 years
I don't get her.

Caroline Tan
Resembles my aunt
Pro chi
Again, not close

Catherine Yeo
Worst hair style i have ever seen in my life
That girl doesn't know the word fashion even if you spell it out
I know it from top to bottom
and I am a MAN!
Never tries to be glamorous

Chai Lee Chin
One of my pals
Very nice and her puns are damn funny!

Chai Mei Shan
She has the loudest hair-raising laughter
Although she is the disciplinary prefect
She acts like a child
Seriously!
She reminds me of Shannon, my bratty 9-year-old cousin

Chai Ming Bong
Dull looking guy
Loves chinese chess
Andrea's "husband"
Horrible Hair

Chien Joon Ching
Princess
Very spoiled and pampered
She seems like a good girl but she is actually a bad girl

Chieng Leong Yiew
The class monitor
Sweet guy
Very nice and the fairest of us all

Chin Hui Ting
Silent
Mean
Don't know her that well

Chin Ying Ying
In my world she never stands out
It seems as if she has never existed

Chua Kheng Yong
The typical wushu, chinese chess geek

Cyril Lee
He is my honey
Very sweet and real nice
We are great pals
Badminton enthusiast and chinese chess addict
Good body and looks good in glasses

Elton Jong
He is very loyal to his friends
He is also sarcastic

Eric Chong
The fucked-up bad boy who thinks he can get away with anything

Franco ak Joseph
He is a nice and athletic guy
real cute
Star athlete of the school
Sarcastic and playful

Hubert Chong
He is a mischevious little fucker
Kinda like darren
Pimples more his beauty
Although removing his over-pimpled face will do much.

Ivy Siew
Head girl
She looks beautiful at first
But if you take a closer look you will notice she has
HAIRY ARMS!!!
Does she shave?

Jamie Ding
Blog addict
Emotional
Self-centered
Moody
Bitchy

Jenny Chiew
Tacky, free-loading bitch
A bimbo who actually is a shark
One of the most uncivilsed woman i have ever seen

Jeremy Lim
Alex's wingman, sidekick, lackey
A little subtle but still like Alex
Sarcastic and funny
Metro

Josephine Lai
She is a year younger than us
Real smart
She somehow seems very busy

Kee Jia Jia
The girl who would choose books over life
Bookworm
Studiholic

Kee Jia Zhi
No relation to Jia jia
Very annoying and sarcastic
Entertains Mei Shan in some way
I dunno, told cha mei Shan's a freak!

Lisa Tan
Slouches a lot
Her tooth streches out
With a little surgery she could be a model

Luke Kenny ak Doring
Another one of Alex's lackeys
Funny and more towards physiacal comedy
Nice guy

Melissa Hui
Short
Not close to her

Michelle Lim
She is a nice girl
Assistant Head Girl
Mediocre and quiet
But she shocks the class with her laughs and shocked expressions

Michelle Chung
She is the assistant head girl
Church lover
Very strong in her beliefs
Has a cute temper

Ricky Yong
King of the chinese chess and Boys Brigade
The geekiest clubs in SMK Sungai Maong
Real Loser

Song Hui Sang
She is funny and has a great comical personality
She is like the female version of Alex
She is a nice person in general

Thien Yee Ying
I hate her because she hates me
Real Bitch
Best Pals with the Princess

Thung Senk Siang
Leader of the ass-kissing zombies (Head Prefect)
Total jerk
Very conservative
Very into Buddhism

Victor Lim
Senk Siang's sidekick
Fat, sweats a lot
Tries to put people down by being so damn cocky

Vincent Chung
Nice guy
Hate his hair
Chinese chess addict and wushu maniac

Wong Liang Jiun
Has split personalities
Some times he is very cheery
At times he is like a workaholic pregnant woman

Wong Xiang Lun
I appreciate his honesty
Talks crap at times
Game addict
Boys Brigade VP

Saturday, April 28, 2007

A really erotic story
Now, you all know Aaron and I are close
REAL CLOSE
In fact we are so close that we are easily mistaken for a gay couple.
People were like " Are you guys gay?"
And we were like " Hell no"
of course, those of you that know me will know that
Aaron is gay
and I am recently bi.

So anyway, there was this one time in Paris
When Aaron told me about his sexuality.
before that i was a straight man till...
long story ok
lets continue.

We were in our lavish hotel in Paris called Hilton.
You may imagine that Paris is nice, beautiful, aromatic.
But you are wrong!
People here wear extremely heavy perfume
However not as worse as some teachers in SMK Sungai Maong.
The air was filled with different scents of Au De Toilette

So anyway,
We were in our hotel and was done bathing
Aaron too.
i was wearing my Candice Michelle styled bathrobe.
he was wearing in his very frenchy boxers
Damn sexy.
Sitting on the bed he called me
I was just done changing
So he said
"Brendan"
'Yeah?"
" I'm gay"
"Okay"
"And"
I waited
"I love you"
"WHAT?"
"I said I LOVE YOU"

Without further adue
He started pulling me towards him
He held my face and then he did the unthinkable
He kissed me
Using his lips and caressing mine,
I obliged
I kissed him back
Our tongues intertwined
Licking
We were touching and caressing
Holding each other so tightly that there was no space to breathe

We stripped each other off.
he performed oral sex on me
Licking, Kissing, Sucking
It was getting harder and i felt the pressure.
I moaned
After that, I grabbed him and thrusted his face to my pubic area
He sucked even harder

Next thing I knew, i was licking his ass
Burying my face in it
After that, I put my cock on his ass and rubbed around it
Finally, I let my cock go inside his ass
I was fucking him
At first it was slow
Soon it became very fast
We were moaning and groaning
Doin it doggy style
My ass was in him so deep that i think i can feel his prostate.

After that, I let go
He turned around at started sucking again
I moaned
and then, cum spurted out
It shoot his face
His face was very messily creamed
Cum was flowing down from his face
I licked it and kissed him
After that, I sucked him cock
He moaned
Groaned
And shoved his cock deep into my throat
Gagging me
In the end, he cummed on my face
And licked his cum off my face
We slept till the next morning

Thank God there was no photoshoot on that day
we were too tired to model, lol
Oh yeah, if you believed the story above, well
YOU ARE DAMN STUPID!
BECAUSE
THE STORY IS FAKE...


FOR NOW.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Gay Barbie Song
Hey Garets!
Hey Raul!
Wanna go for a ride?
On what?
On this! (showing ur large cock)

Barbie is a bitch
She's such a witch
I really hate her
Why does Ken date her
Ken is such a man
I do all I can
Just to do him
We just wanna screw him
She is such a bitch that I wanna scratch her eyes out

I have dreams about Ken
Inside my den
And we hold
And we kiss like sweethearts
But that Barbie is a slut
With that cute little butt
And I guess Ken like boobs made of fake parts
And I cry everyday
Cause straight up! That bitch is in my way

ooo
Barbie is a bitch
She is such a witch
I really hate her
Why does Ken date her
Ken is such a man
I do all I can
Just to do him
We just wanna screw him

When I see her
I wanna beat her
ooo ooo ooo
I will punch
And will crunch her
Ohhh Oh yes

Hey Garets.
What now Raul?
Look who's over there
Well if it isn't Barbie without Ken and the stupid California dreaqmvan
hey Barbie its us come over here
Look
Come over here please
(begin punching and Kicking while screaming)
Take that you little
you hooker
you bitch
(beating stops)
lets go
What I did while the rest are at sports day.
While Jamie, Luke, Alex, LJ, LY and all of my other class mates were...
OBLITERATED
TORTURED
STRANDED
SUFFERED

SCREAMED
GROANED
MASSACRED
MURDERED
BLISTERED
SPLINTERED
SPRAINED
BROKEN
EXECUTED
BEHEADED
STUCKED
MOCKED
ABOMINATED
ABORTED
CRUSHED
WRECKED
BURNED
SMASHED
TWISTED
CONFUSED
DEHYDRATED
STARVED
ACIDIFIED
AFFECTED
AND...
I have ran out of vocab so lets continue
In the spotrs day,
Meanwhile...
I was lounging in front of the PC
Playing games
Eating corned Beef
Sleeping
Learned to drive
Played with my dogs
Listened to my iPod
Chatted on MSN
Danced
listened to my CDs
Sang
Read the dictionary
Read the INCREDIBLY THICK and I mean THICK book entitled 'The Constant Gardener'
Watched TV
Youtube
Killing my brothers
Jogged
screamed
Ran
Quarrelled
Dreamed
Text messaging
And
That's about it
Ahhh, peaceful and serene.

Friday, April 20, 2007




Haley was the one that tore me down apart.






I was sulking and cursing and pissing off for weeks when Katherine Mcphee was runner-up.


I was in the verge of suicide when Kellie Pickler was voted off




I was crying and jumping up and down like... me when Carrie Underwood won American Idol 4







I cried when Antonella Barba never made to the finals.





I cried when jasmine got kicked off at season 3.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

32
That's the number of innocent people that got killed.
Final death toll maybe 33.
But the 33rd person was the killer who killed himself
Its sad really.
I was shocked and terrified.
I cried.
My mouth hung open literally.
The video showed me how sadistic people could be.
Makin all those arseholes that have tortured me are like nothin
Makin me think that I am actually the bigger threat.
It scares me.
The silent killer.
Would there be one in my own school?
I don't know
Obviously

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Meet Ms. Tigra Nici!
Yeah, yeah its a she
becu it aint got P
noe wat i am sayin?

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Like whatever
It seems that there r a couple of girls from 5 B (Bijak)
Bijak means smart, btw.
Have a little crush on me.
U noe
flirting
asking 2 be friends
ladiladiyada
callin my name when i am makin my way to da lab
when i cross their classroom
Honestly, i dun really noe they like me or not
but its good to have a little attention
but honestly, i dun really care
nor give a damn
my life has no space for love
at least miss leong will be proud of me
being a confirmed bachelor and all
my life is occupied by unnecessary things that are important
like school
tuition
xtra class
ladiladiyada.
neeways, gonna post now.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Unappreciated
That's what i am feeling now.
It sucks lah.
I mean, I don't need any extravagant thing like surprise party or anything.
Just say thanks and mean it.
Plus, a little gift is always nice, lol.
No, I am not begging okay.

There are a lot of people that unappreciate me.
I guess its not till I am gone or dead then they feel appreciated.
People are always taking me for granted.
Its so sickening.
Makes me wanna cry inside.

First on the list is my dad.
He always drags me along and torture me with his constant whinings about my mom being spendtrift, unscrupulous, bitchy and crazeh that I feel God damn tired of hearing it that I always stares into space when he nags.
I always help him out (by force)
He never says thank you.
When I do something wrong, he just blasted at me
After that he nags and nags and ... nags.
For example, I busted the comp.
Its busted for over a month
He still nags about it.
EVERY FREAKING 45 minutes he will nag.
If I don't help him and busy with my own work. (Homework)
The bastard will threaten me and nag and repeat everything I say.
God it pises me off.
If he weren't my dad, I will punch that figgin arsehole in the face.
Give him my grandma's clothes and walker
He will be qualified as a grandma.
He also quotes this everytime he compares us with other people
"Your mom and other moms are like heaven and earth. Her own chicken she does not want to feed but other people's chicken she feeds. She always care about her mother's side of the family, never about you." (On my mom about family)
"Your mom and other moms are like heaven and earth. Other moms always worry about their kids but your mom doesn't. She only cares about your mother's side of the family, never about you."
" Your mom and other moms are like heaven and earth. Other moms know how to save money. She spends the money I give her for facials and do the body. That's why she is always out of money. You give her 10,000, she finishes 10,000." (On my mom and finances)
"You and other children are like heaven and earth. People don't need tuition, you need tuition." (On me and my bros and tuition).
"You and other children are like heaven and earth. People's computer can last 10 years, why yours cannot?"
When he refers to other moms, he means his own mom. When he refers to other children, he means him and his siblings.
A total momma's boy.
My mom always says that he goes to my grandma's place just to suck her boobs.
I totally agree.
Its not literal, its figurative.
He goea there and talk about all this crap to his mom and my grandma always agrees.
Apparnently, someone fails at parenting.

Next is about my classmates.
I always try to be helpful and be there for people and they always diss me.
I feel lonely at times.
Sometimes, I try cutting myself but a few real ones are there.
Besides, no use killing myself becuase of these losers.
You know what the problem is, I am too damn nice.
From form 1 till now.
People keep on calling me akua, pondan, penisless and all those transgender and homosexual insults.
Firstly, I did not offend them in any way.
When I first step in SMK Sungai Maong, they started calling me names already.
I cried, got bullied and stuff but still stand strong
I have never got into the seriously angry till I kill everyone zone.
I don't know if I was scard or anything.
Maybe because I just wanna be there and study and nothing else.
It even spread to the younger forms.
Soon, those 2009 graduates started using the same names
Even people in my bro's class.
The funny thing is I help them
Alex who created the song about me, needs me to help him in Leo and out of Mr.Thien's fire.
he still disses me at times.
Jeremy leaves the drama script to me and ran away to sports
I did the whole fucking drama script
Mdm Pearl says that these guys have no right to say things to me.
I agree but I was nice about it.
Adam, ask me to help him to refill his drink
I could turn away.
But I oblige
Next day, he threw an empty correction tape at me.
People keep on hurting me because they think its fun.
they like to see me cry.
Malicious sadist.
Not forgeting a few fuckers at ITC who did the same thing.

It sucks really.
My life is a wreck and I know it.
I wish somebody can help me
But I could not find one.
Its time for me to cry now.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Different
Obviously, i am very different
I am liberal
Wacky
Crazeh
Gay, well half
Bimboish
American acting (even have an accent)
Plus, i hate chinese music!!!
More into English, Latin and Korean
Now most Malaysians are into rock
I like rock
but hip hop and all those pop and dramatic music
(think beautiful liar by beyonce and shakira)
are more my taste
I dress like a slut
If u have a body, just show it right?
Teen Porn Star with Cleavage is always my preferred way of dressing
I am very deep in my English
Plus, I am destined to go international and never come back.

The people who are the same are the opposites
I will let you to figure out.

Obviously, i am not well liked
I am a nice guy
but if u piss me off, beware of the bitch inside
I am not well liked because i am very open
Ppl in Kuching are over-conservativ.
Anti-gay
Its like a sin to even be 0.0000000001% gay

However men today are losers
The good ones are obviously rare as most of them are gay.
Women are malicious sadist, especially chinese ladies
damn poisonous
Don't say that I am patronizing my own race
Its true
Look at the whack up bitches and you will agree with me 100%
A few examples would make you do a sweeping statement immediately
Don't wanna say their names
Not worth to share.
As usual,

Neeways nothing much to say, need ta do my public speaking script
Somehow the script is not perfect
I mean not 100% perfect
*0% perfect is fine but i still can't manage it
Call it writer's block.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Shit!
My life obviously sucks becuz it does
I am feeling so lonely right now
Real close to cutting myself
Everyfrucking elder member of my paternal side is criticising the shit out of every fucking thing
The younger ones repeat what they said and did their fucking victory dance
The dumbshit, the ah beng, the bitch-ass snob and the faggot rat all dance in joy
Obviously that makes me sick
So what if i flunk my test
I did my best
Improve on average but still not enough.
Which obviously sucks

As for me feeling lonely
When I went shopping, seeing couples or groups of pals
I feel lonely
When I am in school and see how tight knit some people are
I feel lonely
Its not that i did not try to make friends
I did
Its not that i am some stuck up jerk
I am a real nice guy
I am always there for everyone
Always be there to help
However they just did not treat me well
They never treat me nice
I guess I should stop being nice to other people and be
something not me
be a more meaner me
I have multiple personalities
Time to show the stronger me.

At the public speaking seminar
Which is a total eye-opener
great speaker, Mrs J and Great food (thanks jackie)
Those of you who missed it ,
whatever
its not like it is too good (hehe)

There was this thing about women
It sorta reminds me of
me
The way that ia m strong for everyone but get treated like a piece of shit
Really told me to chose my friends and dates more selectively
And so that's why i decided to lose a couple more friendships that are worthless.
Don't worry, my net pals u guys are way more important than some trash that i meet.
Anyway i am soo pissed rite now that i need to get some pepsi max to cool off
my latest addiction.



Monday, March 12, 2007

Birthday Recap
Gee, i am sooooo damn lonely these days.
Sigh.
First of all, i know that i don't have a birthday party this year because of SPM
However, my birthday will be celebrated at 29 December, 2007 at Milan.
Yay me!!!!!
( Claps like brenda song's character, london tipton from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

Well let me tell you what happened on the day where you are supposed to be happy
(because you are only 1 year shy of being legally able to have sex in all countries)
As usual i do my routinual grooming (5 minutes)
Its just school, no need to look good to a bunch of pathetic, superficial, seriously bitch-ass posers.
So neeways, alex, jeremy, luke and bla bla bla (including a couple of idiots who are not deserve to be mentioned) why i did not held a birthday party this year. (because they bailed the last one aka my first in inviting tuition and schoolmates. other than my usual friends)
I simply replied SPM.
Honestly, i was in no mood of celebrating.
Thank you, SPM

Guess what did the school gave me as a birthday present???
Not 1 but 2 add math papers
WOW! I am sooooo damn lucky to recieve 2 presents!!!!
Honestly, do you think I am happy?
Obviously not!!!!
Hello, add maths test is the worst possible birthday present on earth
What kind of idiot loves add math?
Don't answer that, its a rethorical question!!!
I dunno about add math but WHATEVER!!!!

Who wished me happy birthday?
Other than the usual 80 closest friends
Jia Jia (unexpected), Morgan and Ivanna wished me happy birthday.
Jia Jia may have heard when i told my unlucky fate to Xiang Lun.
Still, the thought is what counts right?

My mom took me to Little Saigon, its a Vietnamese restaurant.
As a celebration of my birthday.
The food is DAMN delicious.
Anna, Lawrence, Samantha and Lucy had a special slumber party at Joshua's house with me
It was a surprise party with the 5 of them and Sam's sis, Cecelia and Ekin!!! Who returned from Singapore for me!!!
It was school break mah!
The slumber party was sooo Gr8!!!!!!!
Apart from pizza, soda, choc, hot music, and the Wu family's infamous Korean cuisine.
I got PRESENTS!!!!!!
Rachel and Aaron mailed me some seriously HOT jewellery.
Jenascia got me HOT pants
Alana sent me a pic of hers
Most ppl send b-day animations
I got a thong from Blake
Tori got me real world DVDs
Rebecca got Charmed DVDs
ALL 8 SEASONS!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY ME!!!!!!!!!!!
( Claps like London Tipton again)
While the 7 available ppl put up a special powerpoint presentation that brought me to tears!!!!
That happened on 11th March

Before that i was pretty bitter.
At least i enjoyed my personal small purchase
(Okay, i was just being humble)
I enjoyed a BIG spree!
However, a large personal shopping spree cannot match the caring things done by your pals
Maybe i didn't spend enough.
I don't really know.
Let me tell you my jealousy.

First of all, Elton and Michelle Chung are 3 and 4 days younger than me respectively.
As I was sitting alone on my seat, eating an apple.
Yee Ying came out with a cake.
To Elton
The others are singing him happy birthday
Everybody eating cake on tissue (ewww)
At least i enjoyed that
Watching low class ppl doing low class stuff.
Doing their low class shit
No candles because no lighter
Ms Hwong was there, collecting bio workbook debts.
She look at the cake and said 'Happy Birthday to Me'
Then, for more amusement, she took a correction pen and used it as a faux lighter.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
And Yee Ying splats Alex's head with cake, cool!

As for Michelle, she got a powerpoint presentation by Mei Shan
Plus pressies by Cally and her chung hua no 6 friends

You know what the weird thing is?
I am having a party and the one organizing but they never show up
Let alone, they want me to organize another 1 so that they can break me again.
I actually cried at after the party
Now, thier friend's birthday is coming and they go and splurge on them
Bringing the party to them!!!
What did I ever did to them?
Who gives a damn, at least i have friends of my own.
You know what?
I don't appriciate those ppl, well maybe some but definitely not all.
Glad this is my last year seeing their face.
I don't think i can stand another year with them.
God, send me out of this cursed place i am living!
I am not insulting this country, i think its a nice place to travel but not stay
I can't stand the global warming.
Its just that i would have a better chance of not seeing some faces again after i leave.
Besides, my family keeps on saying that i should leave them in malaysia.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Which Reality Television Show Should You Go On?

 

The Real World
You love being around people and you seem to be a bit of a gossip. You were totally meant for The Real World. Sitting around a house all day, talking with seven people who are soon to be your bffs and possibly hooking up with a total hottie, what could be better? Embrace the fact that you are a social being and go join the fish bowel of The Real World.
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Monday, February 19, 2007

This is a two cans of empty cat food with a rope attached.
Unbeknownst to all of you, it has many uses
As you all know, it can be used as a phone and it is legal to use in school.
From left, jeremy, luke and alex. These guys are my friends from school. Thus, the shabby looking classroom and the disastruous uniforms.

We are doing a comercial for 'Friskies'. We have created a slogan called 'Friskies, God's gift to cat food.' As you can see we got everything right but those guys are no top models like yours truly


Did u noe that u can stuff it in your chest, and get instant breast?
OMG, alex has BIG BOOBS!



Luke, unfortunately is a sex addict so he decided to fulfil his sexual arousal, Alex did not seem to mind to oblige.




I just had to take one more shot, because he even has nipples on it. Is that milk on Luke's mouth?





Sunday, February 04, 2007


Temperature + Ass Kissing = PRESSURE ^3 + Attempted suicide.

I know, that you don't really get the title.
I know that you don't really understand what the fuck i am saying.
The pic helps?
Funny huh?
It was drawn by one of the coolest teachers in the whole damn world!
She was explaining about how temperature increases the effective collisions in a rate of reaction.
Anyway that was a joke on our sunflower-haired principle to help us further understand the the rate of reaction.


So back to the real deal okay?
Just like my dad whose hobbie is comparing their children to other people.
The principal compared us to her former school, homework wise
She said the homework load of her previous school is 3 times of the homework load in our school
so to ass-kiss, um i mean impress her, the teachers all so stupidly, um i mean loyally obliged
and guess who suffers?
US!

My homework is now 3 mountainious piles of books, essays and other crap!
Did you know that what we are doing in a week is an australian's load for the whole month?
Did you know that American's homework load is like 1 small hill compared to our Mount Everest like homework pile?

With all due respect Madam Principal
Your decision to increase homework is deadly and stressful?
Did you know that some of us are attempting suicide?
Thus, that's why temperature means a principal who respects dictatorship!
We are teenagers, not clones, robots or armies.
We need our freedom
We need to let down our hair
We have a life!
Kuching has only 1 Jia Jia
Not 7 dozen types of Jia Jia at bintulu.
That's why you should never compare and revolutionise our school in an extreme way even though it may be for our own good
We should have time to focus on our extra-curricular activities and leisure

Speaking of crap, we were handed out thesr guide book for students.
The rules are GOD DAMN way longer than most schools as they have a notice full of rules that has a maximum of 30
Instead of a book full of them about our uniforms?
Whatever happened to democracy?
We are like prisoners and dogs for GOD SAKES!

Therefore i think SMK SUngai Maong is pretty much called the Prison school that forces innocent students to be nerdass dogs!
Forever remaining the name of asians as nerds and slaves!