You know that I am bored
So that's why I am blogging again
I am off for KL soon
I am obviously sick and tired of it
But I will be back on sunday
So its about 5 days of hell
I don't like my nation's capital

First of all,
its too HOT!!!
God! Last time I was there
I suffered so much heat that I feel sick
I vomited

Nextly is the people
They are very rude
I don't understand Cantonesse okay
I don't even watch your stupid Cantonesse soaps
that are scripted horribly
and not to mention bad acting
and predictable scenes

Plus, there is also a lot of crime around
People literally have to put backpacks on their bellys

Then, there were of course accidents
More specifically motorcycle and cars
Last time I was there,
I saw a dead body, lying on the ground!

But not all of Kuala Lumpur is bad
There are gonna be great bargains there!!!
So my cash is fully loaded and ready to be spent
There are gonna be soooooooooooo many choices there
If you were to go to KL
and see a guy with his hands full of shopping bags,
that'll be me.
I wanna buy some clothes
Maybe not those raunchy T-shirts
Its a fashion fau-paux according to Glamour Magazine.
Jeans are also fine, I want some black ones though
I definitely will get a black shirt
I don't have any of those
Preferably long-sleeved.
More pinks into my wardrobe?
Sorry, i think two is enough.
I would find more blacks as the celcom T-shirt is the only 1 I have.
Beiges and browns are out, too many
Whites are also a no-no
Maybe blue or purple.
Greens are a yes
As for jeans, more black too

Oh my God, there is also accesories!!!!
Earrings!!!!!
I want something like Jeremy's
The ones that look like a ring
and maybe even the ones that are large like Khoon Sheng
Or a graphic stud
Never ever choose those large round and flat black ones
too UGLY!!!!!!!!!!
I may even choose a bracelet or two

Next is CANDY!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember which supermarket but it has a LARGE variety of CANDY!!!!!!
I wanna buy all
10 bucks is enough, i think.
Ohhh, I can't wait to get some candy and gorge on them myself!!!!

Also on my list is CHOCOLATES
I want to have some nice yummy chocolates in my tummy
Maybe a bar or two
A few Snickers, Mars, Milky Way or Bounty might be in store
To keep that energy going.
I am in a shopping marathon.

I would also want to buy a perfume or cologne
I want to smell extremely revitalising
So that I might attract a few girls to sniff my scent
and let them follow me like a bunch of dogs looking at a nice piece of steak
Well, lets hope its girls and not guys, lmao!
But then again, maybe a few men won't be so bad

Of course DVDs are in my list
I wanna buy Ugly Betty!
I missed a lot and i wanna watch
I hope it will be cheaper too though

Oh My God, ICE-CREAM
Scoop is nice but i wanna check out other flavours too.
I want some blue ice cream, if they have any
Lets hope my greedy mom won't try to steal a bite
I am gonna defend myself by making her guilty in gaining weight.

Come on, you think that I am THAT selfish?
I will definitely buy something for you
Just holla me and I will do it!
But you gotta get the gifts yourselves though
Unless you are going to Xiang Lun's birthday party on the 17th.
Of course if i still have money left after my shopping marathon.

Check List for KL
1. Ipod
2. Cell phone
3. Cash
4. Clothes
5. Shoes
6. Cell phone charger
7. Tolietries
8. Multiple groans of dread

Hope that I can find some decent earrings overthere

Going to hellhole
Hey, guys!
I am leaving for KL for about a week
but don't worry
I will be back in time for Xiang Lun's birthday party though

Honestly, I don't like KL
In fact, I don't like it period
The weather there is hot
The people there are rude as they'll run you over
Obviously, 1 would be spending 24/7 with my parents, Darren and Ryan
Pure torture
My last trip was horrible enough and I have to go through another trip?
Boy, I think I am gonna get sick again
Don't feel like blogging anymore
Just wanna do something so that I am stuck here
but what to do
Tickets are booked and I am on my way
This is not what I intend to do for my holidays.

If 5sc1 are characters of dynasty warriors
Then I would totally kick ass!
I am a major dynasty warriors fan
Just the feeling of hacking and slashing makes me feel so good
In fact it is second to only Smackdown vs Raw
when it comes to my fav

Before I begin
(to bide time for me to rack my brain)
I am gonna tell you my Top 10 favorite games of al time.
1. Smackdown vs Raw series
2. Dynasty Warriors series
3. Soulcaliber series
4. Final Fantasy series
5. Mortal Kombat series
6. Sims 2 series
7. Samurai Warriors series
8. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
9. Red Alert series
10. Pokemon series

So lets start with Liang Yew,
He would probably be Zhuge Liang
because he is smart and wise
and like his nickname which is 'Sleeping Dragon'
we know that he shines without the need of a voice
Like Zhuge Liang, he is very calm.

If Liang Yew were to be Zhuge Liang
then Liang Jiun would be Sima Yi
Although the relationship between Liang Yew and Liang Jiun and Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi
are COMPLETE opposites, however Liang Jiun matches with Sima Yi
Okay, Liang Jiun may be not as slim nor as cunning as Sima Yi
but he does have the sarcasm and the competitiveness.

My dear sweet Cyril will be the ever humble and practical Liu Bei
Cyril and Liu Bei are all very humble and have great noble values.
And I definitely know that Cyril is also very diplomatic.

Andrea will be Yue Ying
Like Andrea, Yue Ying has better wits than beauty.
Although Andrea and yue Ying sizes are like a ball and a piece of stick
Their knowledge and wisdom are matched equally.

Da Qiao is an over-dramatic girl who worries to much that she may have died of ulcers
She is also very cautious and careful like Michelle Lim
Although Michelle Lim is not as beautiful as Da Qiao
Their personalities are similar.

Zhou Tai would be Khoon Sheng
They are both tall and equally strong
They also have pretty few words to say compared to others.

Zhen Ji would be ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know is embarassing cause I am similar to a girl or more precisely an Empress.
Just like me, you would first find her pompous and arrogant.
But once you get to know her,
You would know that she cares, a lot!

So who is my husband, Cao Pi?
Well, he has to be power hungry (like that narrows down the list)
cocky and soft spoken but sarcastic
I think it would be Elton.
I know, eww
eww, eww, eww.
I am gonna have nightmares for sure.

Alexander would be Sun Ce
He is very energetic and wild
He is a little wreckless and crazeh
but when you see him and Nina, you know there is a soft spot.

Jeremy would be Zhou Yu
Like Zhou Yu, he is calm and collected
He also is very sensitive although rarely shows it.
Like Zhou Yu, he is a sweet guy.

What about Zhou Yu's wife, Xiao Qiao?
The person has to be very reckless but cute at the same time.
And acts like a little girl.
Jamie? Okay, I guess its Jamie then.

Xing Cai is cool but fierce
There is no doubt in my mind it would be Athena

Diao Chan would be Joon Ching
They are both beautiful and loyal

Bad ass Lu Bu would be Bad Ass Eric
They are both fierce and strong
Lu Bu also has a soft side
You can see it when he is with Diao Chan
Like Eric and Jenny.

Yuan Shao is a very pompous 'big bomb'
So that would be Xiang Lun

Victor maybe pompous and arrogant
but he is actually nothing but a slob and greedy pig
Dong Zhuo would be suitable for him.

Yee Ying is passionate and willing to stand for the things she believes in,
so I would have to say that
She deserves the role of Ma Chao
They are equally firece and their stand on their beliefs are the same.

Zhang Fei always brings in the fun
So that would be Luke.
So lets party!

Senk Siang would be a great Guan Yu
He is very strong and powerful
Plus he is also known as the God of War, you see his statue in Buddhist temples
Senk Siang is perfect for that.

Huang Zhong is an old man
but he still got a few good juices left within him
Just like Jia Zhi.

Well, out of juice
Can't compare anymore.
Blog more soon.

What do I think of my classmates

Okay, okay

Its been done before

One of my old post yeah yeah yeah

But its a mere description of my classmates as you can see

Now, as the not-so part of the century approaches,

I have decided to leave the past behind by

blogging what I REALLY FEEL about my classmates

The good and The bad



Alexander Lee

The Good

He is the life and soul of the party

He is entertaining

He is nice, fun and great

He is pretty much your all american boy with problems

that he disapppears from school almost everyday at the end of the year.



The Bad

He is real LAZY

He also have a little hint of a sinister darkside in him

It never revealed itself

But I think its there or I might be delusional



Andrea Chin

The Good

She is very nice and will always try to be your friend

She is helpful and a good confidante

Her heart is pure

In fact so pure that i would nominate her to sit beside God.



The Bad

She gets psyched out very easily

Her knees were shaking literally and it was just a few weeks before spm

Another thing is that she is too holy

Being holy is a good thing

but being too holy is what restricts you from things that you should try.

Like that 14 year old kid who is a believer of Jehovah Witness

He died of leukemia as he refuses a blood transfusion

Saying, that his blood will be tainted.

I dunno about him or you guys

but in my opinion he should go for it.

Life is very precious as you only lived once

Its very Harry Potter, pure bloods and Mudbloods.



Athena Chai

The Good

She is caring I guess

She is also very honest and true



The Bad

She knows how to be subtle with comments but still make sure you feel it

Deeply

I would pity the guy who ever marries her.



Bong Khoon Sheng

The good

He is TALL

Mr Kennedy tall about 6 foot 2

He has soft heart despite his lanky image

with his hand that's full of veins due to B-ball



The Bad

He 'humphs' a lot

Dunno him that well though

When it comes to bad

I only know his good side

Brendan Goh

The Good

He is nice, sweet and funny

Very sociable and cares a lot

Great with sarcastic quotes

Even if you are his enemy

he will help you if you are in great desperation

He gives great advice and has an intersting philosophy to life



The Bad

He has a very hard outer shell

You would have to crack hard to get his good side

He is very dramatic

Get ready for mood swings and loud 'Oh My Gods'

Although he can be very nice, he can also be very fierce.

He is also a little bit like a jerk

Very, very arrogant.



Brigid Goh

The Good

She is a sweet girl

She loves to give girls hugs and show her affection

Among the girls, she is actually one of the few who actually has a personality

She is also very open



The Bad

She might be a little arrogant at first

But like Brendan, you gotta crack it real hard



Caroline Tan

The Good

She is a sweet girl

Very trendy

And close to her friends

She is also very beautiful

The Bad

Although she has the beauty factor,

her personality doesn't match that
She fades in the background
Fails to gather attention or doesn't want attention.
I dunno

Chai Mei Shan
The Good
She is a very nice and sweet girl
She is very hardworking, always had a thick stack of books by her side
She has quite a bright personality
And is also very wise.

The Bad
She has a dual personality
One is her quiet self that will growl at you if you make too much noise
The other is this wild, crazy, carefree type
Who is as loony as a moon.
You would know when she's haviong her period
Sadly, its the quiet one that happens when she has her period.
It might associate with oestrogen I think.
I will definitely pity her and will try to stay away from her
when she reaches menopause.

Chai Ming Bong
The Good
He is a nice, sweet and humble guy
That's about it

The Bad
He has this high fashion Saleisha mushroom head hair cut
(I am trying to be nice okay)
He is lame and looks dumb
But he is actually smart

Chien Joon Ching
The Good
She is a nice and sweet girl
A little princess
Dare I say it,
The most beautiful and hottest girl in class
Unlike Caroline, she has personality

The Bad
She is a little spoilt
(Duh, she is a princess)

Well, that's the first ten the others are coming soon.

Just so you know, I don't care

I read a few comments on my blog

and I didn't realized that

But anyway thanks for your comments

Even when they are actually untrue, rude and insulting

Thanks for your love.

I am sure some of you can't stand me

Wishing the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga bulldozed the shit out of me.

But hey, there is never such thing as bad publicity.

And I am sure that I won't be like Britney Spears

with paparazzi swarming at her like bees and then breakdown in front of a restaurant

or attacking a car with an umbrella

or running over someone's foot

or taking the turn off the red light

and of course,

shaving my head bald.

I would embrace it until everyone got so tired of me.

Come on, you know the word 'shame' is never in my volcabulary

I say what I want

That's the freedom of speech.



I cleared my room today,

got rid of the textbooks and stuff

I kept a few like my Biology Bible.

As a momento.

Honestly, I was shocked to see the HUGE stacks of paper piling up.

I was like did I study ALL of that?

My mom even joked that I should have more

I could only do my sarcastic jokes and said

'You must have so little when you are in high school'

that's why you are soooo jealous.

When the room was cleared with the textbooks, reference books and exercise books

I felt a sudden rush of ecstacy
The room felt
so empty
so clear
so free
The new Chi was very inviting
and I embrace it with my arms
My room felt so fresh.
As soon as the rain stops falling,
and the ground is dry,
The ceremony will begin
To signify the end of a part of my history
And the beginning of a new one.

Offended
My dearest cousin Derick celebrated his sexy 17 at his home.
It was a nice normal party with mixtures of relatives and friends.
Very nice and I showed them something very rebelious.
Here's a hint,
It is the leading symbol of a person who has wild side.
I think its very cool

Anyway, the food was great
Though I do wonder where the food came from
And why parents never threw a sweet 16 as cool as that for me.
In case you are wondering,
yes.
I am a little envious.
But, its Derrick's night
So I try not to act so diva-ish.

Derricks friends were like the normal Malaysian style friends
Acting like rowdy brutes and all
Not the kind that I have with my closest friends
We always talked to each other and yes we do joke
But the guys were never like Derricks' guys
Even the Straight ones.

Like my uncle Ah Jiu's wedding
The friends did this little intervention and jeering tactic
They cornered him and tease him
I think they are preety much fair-weathers.
I could only watch Derrick with pity and help the others.

However, this was not why I was offended
Derrick is fine
Don't need protecting
It happened quite early in the party
It was hard keeping my usual straight face all night
I felt so offended that I wanna smack that face over those 'creative' people.
Because it was just between me and Derrick not his other friends.
So why does it have to do with them?

I was talking to Derrick with my usual American tone of English
Its how I normally speak
You know what the other guy beside Derrick thinks
He says that why your cousin's english is so deep?
Actual meaning: Why your cousin thinks he is a cocky American asshole.
I mean I really took that I can never fit in with them
Because of the extremely great difference.
But that guy has that tone that its soft but you can actually hear it
Because he wants you to hear it.
It's just me
This is me naturally and fuck yeah I am not going to change this quality.
I know that the guy maybe jealous or something
but puh-leeze
Over something as minute as that
I didn't know that the guy can't understand english
Its not my fault that he is one of those btc pro-chi guys

Although, yes I did hang out with Derrick and his gang
Just to listen how they jeered him like a bunch of idiots with raging alcohol.
It was fun and Derrick did not seem angry
But at least my family left early
Cause I felt real awkward.

Another thing that pisses me off is couples whispering nothings to each other at someone's B-day party
Seriously, don't do that in public.
Its makes people uncomfortable and single people lonely
I have to give props to Anna and Lawrence on Cecelia's birthday a few days ago.
Not once that they did those stupid couple things.
It's someone's party and is thier time to shine
Not you and your spouses TomKat-ish romance.

I really don't get Derrick's friends
They prefer to hang outside the house.
In front of the street
Maybe that's where most of them belong
Instead of the yard
I dunno, Darren's friends are also like that
I am making mental notes of what to do on my next party.
To help to spice up being the David Tutera clone according to Brigid and Jeremy

Well, if you are planning a party,
here are a few tips.
1. Never ever allow your brother to invite his friends to YOUR PARTY!!!
First of all, is your night and your party
Do not allow your brothers to chip in to the guest list.
I did it under much parental control and looked what's happened

2. Never ever simply invite other people
Invite the people you really wanted to invite
Never invite other people just because they asked
I did and my party got screwed.

3. Seperate friends and family
Party for family means for family
Party for friends mean for friends
Never ever mix.
Your family will be watching stupid chinese soaps all night
While your friends are left at the streets.

4. If you have a very weird mom, by all means GET RID OF HER.
I think my mom has Ausberger syndrome
A mild form of autism
Heather from ANTM cycle 9 has it
My mom acted real weird over there
She actually tried to flirt with one of Derrick's friends
Plus she is Goddamn nosy and a total embarassment.

How can you achieve these four simple tips?
Well, for number 1.
Put your foot down!
No means no
Cancel the party if you have to
Your pride means everything.

Number 2
Make it exclusive
The person invited must feel special
That way, if more people asked?
Just blow them off.

Number 3
Have seperate parties.

Number 4
Send her as far away as you can
Keep her busy.

Experiences of a normal high school student in an ultra competitive high school that reaks with kiasuism or the sore loser syndrome.
Seriously, this pandemic is happening around the countries around Asia.
The seriously high standards of those nerdy, blood-sucking, arrogant vultures that usually occupy or should I say squeeze into the elite classes have caused a major gap between the good and the average.
This disease commonly affects countries like Malaysia, Korea, Japan, China, Taiwan and of course, Singapore.
These countries are usually filled with a lot of slit eyes and tanned skin people who are known as chinese
The countries' leaders tried to push the importance of education so hard that it really turns parents in a mass of chaotic mothers who pray ever so valiantly till the thought of their child's failure has sent numerous panic attacks that some have to be escorted by ambulances.
Or to put it simply
Asian countries try to make learning so important that it turns mamas as cuckoo as squirrel poo and pray like shit everyday till they KOed because they scared that their kid flunks.
Honestly, if you don't believe me, here is one example of infamous people who have serious cases
1. Almost all 5 science 1 students

Seriously, they are plain nuts
Almost everytime I saw them,
They are literally engrossed to their books
It seems that SPM has rooted them in a position that they did not even know that it was time to go and take the exams
Its effing scorching and sweltering outside
and they still got their eyes stuck into the book
Like a pervert analysing a porn magazine
except its not a porn magazine which is why its so creepy.
These people scare me seriously
First, they don't wanna try alcohol
and reading textbooks is their form of pleasure
Eww and creepy.

Here are some situations from my personal experiences after all I am pretty much the normal one there.
In fact, so normal that they think I am abnormal.

Situation 1
Brendan was sitting at his table, reading his biology bible (It really is a Goddamn Bible!) An infected person, lets call him student A comes along and saw Brendan reading. So he tries to interact with a conversation that does not start with a proper greeting eg. hey, yo, wassup, dude, hello, hi, yo shizzle ma shizzle.

Student A: Wow, so hardworking! Study biology liao ah?
(Actual meaning: Oh, looks like he is starting early on biology. He never does that before though)

Brendan: Um yeah, haven't you started? Its in 3 days
(Actual meaning: Yeah, I am fucking hardworking! What's your problem?)

Student A: No. I haven't even started lah. I actually been playing DOTA at cyber/ sleeping throughout the whole day/ 'up' on msn the whole day/ studying halfway but fell asleep (or any other relevant lies) yesterday. Aiyo, I know will not do good/fail liao loh!
(Actual meaning: I don't need to study for bio and can pop up and A1, while you studying all day might only pop up and A2)

Brendan: Oh, its okay. I know you will do well. Anyway good luck to ya!
(Actual meaning: Yeah right, you probably studied like shit throughout the whole night and now you are boasting your not so amazing intellect. Anyway, good luck to you cause losers like you will need it to find a way to get a life, seriously!)

Situation 2
Brendan is now listening to Maxt aka his iPod. When Student A who is the same student walks in

Student A: Wah, so free liao ah? Finish syllabus liao ah?Now listening to Britney Spears on your iPod ah?
(Actual meaning:Are you really that smart? Lazing around with your fucking iPod. I know I don't have. No need to show off.)

Brendan: Oh, no. Just taking a break.
(Actual meaning: Make up your damn mind! Yesterday you say that I am too hardworking, now you say I am too lazy? Sheesh!)

Student B who ever loves to be the kepo or nosy one chimes in

Student B: Wah, you still have time to take a break?
(Actual meaning: You still have time to take a break? I have been busting my ass the whole night and your slouching around with your iPod?)

Brendan: Yeah, I need a little rest to refresh. Can't stick to the books all day need a little entertainment to get the energy back.
(Actual meaning: Yeah, I am taking a break. Not like you superficial vultures)

Student A: Then you must be sooooooooooo confident hoh?
(Actual meaning: You cocky asshole! Hope you get A2 and lower)

Brendan: Its just a short break. Don't worry about me. You guys go back and do what you are doing. I will catchup later.
(Actual meaning: Dude! Its just for like half an hour. A little rest won't hurt. I know you guys are doing things anaerobically but I prefer the aerobic way. Can't function with an empty tank of gas)

Situation 3
Brendan is reading his poems and short stories for English. Student A ever the opportunist. Pops in

Student A: Wah. So hardworking
(Actual meaning: Well, its the same as the above)

Brendan: Oh, hi Student A
(Actual meaning: Oh great, not him again. What is it this time? Does he ever shut up?)

Student A: So clever still need to study ah?
(Actual meaning: Boy, are you insecure. Still studying something you are very good at. You got no balls!)

Brendan: Well, its just to refresh my memories. Why aren't you doing it?
(Actual meaning: Everyone forgets things sometimes. Why don't you buzz off. Trying to concentrate)

Student A: Aiya, admit it la you so kiasu. Why study the whole book. Puan Malizan say she predict 'Monsoon History'
(Actual meaning: I am trying to belittle you and make you go off the wrong track)

Brendan: Me? Kiasu? No. I just love English so much that I just love reading them all
(Actual meaning: Nice try pal. Don't think that I am too gullible. Anyway its just English. Its not like I am vying for a Nobel Prize in Litreature. Sheesh!)

Situation 4
After the exam, Brendan packed his bags and is now waiting for his mom. Student A wants another battle.

Student A: How was the test?
(Actual meaning: How badly did you do?)

Brendan: It was okay. I guess. You?
(Actual meaning: I am telling you humbly that I kicked serious ass)

Student A: Aiya, not so well la. A few question I dunno. Simply answer
(Actual meaning: So what cocky boy? I did well too. I am saying this to loosen your confidence)

Brendan: You are just being insecure. Be confidant. You can get A. Don't worry.
(Actual meaning: Nice try. Why don't you just give up seriously. I am worry about the ulcers that may develop in your stomach with all that stress and jealousy)

Well, these are the four common ones. Seriously, kiasuism is a disease and should be stopped. For your mental stability and health, never ever be a sore loser. If you are, you can always throw tantrums. I do it when I am pissed off.

Reality TV Update
Okay, its time for a reality TV update
Its very good to stay current on issues that are actually important.
So lets get it on, ppl

America's Next Top Model
Okay, in youtube, its down to the final five
Competiton is getting stiff
The girls are off to CHINA
The final five are
1. Saleisha
2. Chantal
3. Heather
4. Bianca
5. Jenah
My faves are Heather, Chantal, Jenah.

WWE
Okay, this isn't really reality
but Chris Jericho returns to Monday Nights
on RAW!!!!!
Also, there will be a Divas Halloween Battle Royal that I will be adding soon.

Amazing Race 12
Quite early in the game but still its okay
Never really catch up too though
This time I think its getting a little more boring compared to previous ones.

Survivor
After Ashley's elimination,
I lost interest
Dun wanna watch
Boycotting it.

Well, that's about it.

The end of another era and the beginning of a new one.
Sounds a little corny don't cha think?
The 5 hellacious years of being an inmate at SMK Sungai Maong.
Is finally over.
Would I miss my years of being a high school student?
No.
In fact, my memories of SMK Sungai Maong will not be a part of me.
There weren't much good times around
We were always busy
And people hate me there,
Well not all but still,
being branded as a pussyboy, a wuss, a weakling is very painful to my ego.
Although, yes I was nice to everyone at the end
But its nothing but a phenomenal facade
A mere show
Nothing but just to put a face and say that there is no longer bad blood between me and those losers.
I mean come on
You tease me for the last five years and thought that I will forgive you?
You insulted me
Hurt me
Dissed me like I am nothing?
But yeah, I have forgiven
but the next time you provoke me,
whether you are a guy or a girl
don't expect any mercy.
I would like to put the past behind me
and look forward to the future.

Btw, I can't believe 5sc1 students are pure dorks
A buncha noobs
Dude, seriously
Celebrate your youth
Experiment with some alcohol
I mean, don't go overboard.
Try some, its good for your health
It warms your body so its good for a cold night.
Try something like
Chardonnay
Cristal
Hypnotic
Scotch
Whisky
Wine
Jack Daniels
Pina Colada
Daiquirre
Margaritas
Red Wine
Champagne
Vodka
Gin and Tonic
or just Gin
never only tonic
Tonic is sprite, 7-up, you know carbonated water
Tonic is also those cheap 6-dollar bottles that you get at the supermarket.
So seriously, try 1 and
I guarentee that you will not regret it.
Unless of course you are driving or drink too many.

Divas Halloween Battle Royal

I am back!
Ladies and gentlemen,
after 1 month of absence,
Brendzblog is back on line!
YEAH!!!!!!!
SPM has taken so much of my life away
and now I am regaining lost time.
As of this afternoon at 3.30p.m.,
I am officially no longer a student of SMK Sungai Maong!
More post tomorrow!
Catching up on Survivor and ANTM.

Why pink?
Have you ever seen those scary movies
Where they turn really really scary ones into comical relief
This movie franchise is like a 'happy' and 'comical' versions of scary movies that some of us admit that we have absolutely no balls to watch them
This is why people play golf.
To search for the balls that they have lost.

So lets talk about my scary movie dream shall we
Well, maybe it should be called TV Movie
Maybe the scary movie sickos who write them should check this blog
Its really just like a small cameo-ish thing
Something like a long sketch.
Anyways it's good to remeber your dreams
Because most of your best inspirations come from there.

So we started of with like five guys doing this animorphs thing
Me, Aaron, Mika, Jeremy and Nick were like walking along the street
We decided to take the short cut through the construction site
So as we were walking in to the middle plain part of the site
Which will be barren and lots of dirt and stuff.
We were suddenly surrounded by me n in leather
Holding whips and chains and stuff.
A large group of men in bondage, stroking their parts
looking at us
Mika and Jeremy were terrified
Aaron and Nick were fascinated
As for me, I was actually petting a small cat
and then turned my attention towards them

They charged, we ran like the dickens.
So Mika was fighting eveyone in dramatic power rangers fashion.
When they flipped him,
he fell in slow motion while the rapists, i guess
were sipping drinks and ready magazines.
After that the action continued.

Nick dive himself into the crowd
While Jeremy ran and ran till he lost them
However he was knocked down by a metal pillar
Ouch!
Aaron was running and running.
He was stripped into his undies
And then water sprayed and he did that Baywatch thing
where he ran through the sprinkling water in fabulous fashion.

Me on the hand was ready to take them on
However, Kung Fu Fighting was on
so I switch to Hit Me Baby One More Time.
I did my thing which followed by Gimme More
where the rapists were somehow flung away by the stripper poles.
Then, I suddenly got stripped to my undies
I ran in my red underwear and grabbed an axe
Running like Paris Hilton.
I cut off a rope and rocks fell.

However, we were surrounded.
No place to run, no place to hide.
about to be tortured and fucked by weird men in scanily clad leather.
Aaron and Nick were actually grooming themselves
While the rest of us stared in fear.

Suddenly, Mika pulled out something from his pocket
He looked at it in a very confused way
The rest of us imitated him and we got them too.
They were power ranger morphers.

'Ain't this Power Rangers?' Mik asked
'Yeah' I said
'Weren't you a big fan?' Jeremy asked
'Yeah! Well used to.'
'Well? Morph!'
'Ok, ok'

'SPD Emergency!'
Nothing happened

'Magical Source,Mystic Force!'
Nothing happened

'Dino Thunder! Power Up!'
Still nothing

'Hurry!' They said

'It's Morphin time!'
I screamed.

Tyranosaurus, Mastadon, Triceratiops, Saber-toothed Tiger, Pterodactyl
We morphed.
Nick is red because he is a red head
Mika is black because he comes from a black background
Jeremy is blue cuz... he wears glasses
I am yellow cause I am Asian
Aaron is pink cause he is gay and does gymnastics

Aaron complained that he should be yellow cause of his blonde locks
I (for some reason) wanted pink because pink is the new black.
So we demorphed and remorphed.
So I am the pink ranger.
Not red, not blue, not black, not yellow but pink
I gotta say though,
I look HOT in pink
We said power rangers, kicked ass and there you go.

Oh yeah, my blog will be on hiatus until November 26th.
That sucks!
Oh well, SPM always ruin lives
No wonder most Malaysian are nerds.

Nothing to blog
There seems to be nothing to blog about lately
Nothing to do
Nothing interesting happening.
Really nothing much that concerns me
Its all exams these days
Exams
Exams
and more Exams
Malaysia really loves exams
In fact, they are addicted to it.
We have
1st mid-term exam
Mid-term exam
2nd Mid-term exam
Final Exam
Diagnostic tests
Surprise tests
Pop quizzes
SPM
PMR
UPSR
MUET
GSE
LCCI
and the list goes on and on.
Literally makes you feel really tired
Almost everyday I have to study like shit.
I am so beat these days
Gosh what is the Malaysian Ministry of Education trying to do?
Create nerds?
Well, believe me, you have already created a few
like this guy,
Teo Guan Kiat who prefers oldies compared to the music of today.
I really don't like it.
And most of the people in my class are way outdated when it comes to music
Either the music is crappy or its like total history.

In other news,
Kimberly is the 2nd girl eliminated from America's Next Top Model
I like Kimberly for her bright personality
She reminds me of Brittany from Cycle 4 and Natasha from Cycle 8.
However, she is horrible in runway and her photos are a little hoochie.

Next up, WWE Champion John Cena
or should I say former three-time WWE Champion John Cena
is forced to vacate the WWE title due to a severe arm injury thanks to Randy Orton
He is expected to return within six to twelve months.
I am happy that Cena is finally out
Its very redundant to see him walking out with his title for a year already.
I am excited to see who wins it at No Mercy

Finally, Leslie, the christian talk show host was eliminated from Survivor: China
She lasted nine days.
This also marks the first elimination from Fei Long
and two wins from Zhan Hu
Oh well.

I am very excited now
Because next week is makeovers!!!!!!!
The girls will be getting new looks
I am so excited
The preview said that someone's locks is gonna get chopped
and of course, watching No Mercy!!!!!!