Yeah!!! We finished but wait report not that good!
We did our presentation for Celcom and they liked it
Except our report.
They even said that the blog is better than our STINKIN report!
So we just gotta do it all over again.

Trashin Shit
A new segment of my blog that will be updated every two weeks.
Its pretty much about trash talking about other ppl.
The facts are ACTUALLY true.
So its first episode will be on next week.
C ya!

And it now goes down to the.......
final presentation.
All we gotta do now is finish that and its judgement time
Wish me luck

Time to disect
Muahahahhahahahahahha.
I got 3 frogs at my mercy.
Who knows, i may set one or two free.
I of them is definitely cut.
Always choose the big ones as they are easier to disect.
I caught them last night in my own yard.
WIth my BARE hands!
I am a savage.

My best friend
is gay, has seriously sexy short blonde hair, currently dating Jesse from indiana and lives in Florida.
His name?
Aaron Tan.
He's been with me ever since we met.
He's been by my side after every break-up.
He's my rock, my nicole, my best friend.
Aaron, i just wanna tell you that you are the number one man in my life.
I love you, dude, seriously.
No chick, whore or woman will never stand between us, not even Rachel.
To all ya people out there who thinks i am gay,
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!
This relationship is pure BFF and its serious.
Okay, i admit that our relationship is not so platonic but that's all i am gonna reveal.
Don't ask Roxanne about us because she talks crap and you will never get what you want

Touchin my body
Hey, our new project.
We are going to make a video.
Possibly during October.
Oh yeah I just got the list for Survibe My Challenge 4: Namibian Rampage
Rookies: Teddy(Korea), Jesse(Indiana), Dalton(Michigan), Julian(California), Ekin(Singapore), Aaron(Florida), Paolo(Brazil)
Catarina(Mexico), Stacie(Hong Kong), Kimberly(Korea), Lauren(Texas), Houston(New York), Rebecca(California), Andie(England)
Veterans: Mika(New York), Nate(Illinois), Brendan(Malaysia), Chad(Washington), James(Florida), Ashley(California), Lance(California)
Rachel(California), Jenascia(New York), Lindsey(California), Chelsea(New York), Samantha(Malaysia), Alan(California), Roxanne(Rhode Island)

Darren is thirteen
Yes, my bratty,uncivilised,ahbeng brother who has a mouth of a 55-year-old female gossiper has just turned 13.
Guess cha think he is on the casa la 7, huh?
YOU ARE SO DAMN FUCKING WRONG!
Rachel has raised the bar to 14 as the minimum age to enter.
Only those who are 16 and above can enter survive my challenge.
Darren will not be a member of our club unless he gives up his ah beng-ish habits.
Everytime we go out and eat, he eats like he did not eat for like 6 months.
Especially laksa.
He is also simple-minded.
He prefers laksa over sushi.
He says sushi is disgusting.
Well bro, if u are reading my blog, the way you EAT is more FUCKING DISGUSTING than SUSHI!!!!!!
(ah beng: a local term of a guy who pierce earrings on his right ear, listens to ripoff yet crappy chinese music, watches porn, smokes, slurps, gossip, never shuts his mouth when chewing and talks crap everyday. Females are called ah lian)
Hey Rachel, maybe you can call bianca an ah lian.

Paris
My nickname is paris.
Why?
1. when my friends and i went to puerto rico at 2004, I said "What's a bus?" when Mika booked us a bus.
2. That's hot was the word that i always use.
3. I LOVE to shop.
4. Aaron and i care best friends like Paris and Nicole.
So that should tell you who is my nicole.
Tomorrow and Sunday are going to be occupied by the Celcom Project.
Sometimes is so sooi to be the leader because you get criticised, scolded, talked about and being under fire by teachers and teamates.
(sooi means unlucky)
Ricky, Josephine, Kheng Yong and Shun Chern are not coming.
Ricky is extemely incapable.
He never does anything and rides along, he easily gives up and always perform a crappy job.
Gosh i wish he can be replaced by Athena.
Unfortunately, Celcom doesn't allow ANYONE else except the people who entered.
Guess i just gottab deal

My Fund-raising hell
Okay, maybe i was just exaggerating, overall the fund-raising was a sucess.
The treasure marsh got a lot of response. (because we include friend mah!)
(Mah : a malaysian slang that is always used at the end no matter how annoying)
So we cooked a lot of stuff
The food we sold are ice-cream, floats, dogs, fries, chicken rice, tomato noddles, tomato kuay teow, ribena sprite and laksa.
(laksa: a malaysian food that is fatty and spicy. A malaysian teen fav.)
(kuay teow: a type of noodle that is flat and short. Best fried with tomato syrup or with garlic, eggs and dark soy sauce. The former dish is disgusting while the latter causes major bad breath unless cockles or seafood are added.)
I ate pudding sold by the red cross club, a bit of ribena sprite and loads of ice cream.
I spent the whole morning cooking. (when i mean cooking i mean i am not cooking, my team are.)
From 11pm until 1pm, i was running around like a desperate housewife.
Marc Cherry should give a role as one of the new main characters. i should fit in easily.
God, what the hell i am going to do with the 30 remaining mugs?
Idea 1: throw them against the wall.
Idea 2: Target practice
Idea 3: Store them, get scolded and send it to next year's white elephant sale.
Idea 4: Donate to charity
Idea 5: Sell but how? Everyone owns a cup.
Whatever at least i am quite popular now.
I am rich so it would not be a problem.
The only probblem is i only have 28 bucks in my pocket.

Ivanna's horoscopia
Ivanna Chan (famous for her pink floral pants) has joined this website called www.starclique.com that shows how compatible you are with cha family and friends. try it if u want to its free.

Danity Kane
This is the band's name.
The girls from making the band 3.
Sounds nice.
Its got that exotic feel in it.
I am going to download the songs this afternoon.
I can't wait for the single.
The album was released on august 22 which was a shock!
Shows cha how back news travels to malaysia.
Gotta find their first single show stopper.

Vultures of 4sc1.
Its that season again! A pack of vultures are circling around a turkey forced to guard a cave full of treasure that has been recently produced. some are generous, some aren't. Once the turkey gives, some still did not give up and continue on throttling the turkey until a bell rang that allows makes the vulture to stop and the war will still continue until an ammendment is given.
Seems like some story from the ancient times right? HELL WRONG! Cha can see it here in today's world!
The vultures: Melissa, Jia Jia, Brigid, Senk Siang, Ying Ying, Jenny, Eric, Hubert, Liang Juin, Ricky (usually)
The turkey; teachers
The bell: school bell (DUH!)
The treasure: Marks
The ammendment: Report Card
The season: Exam
I personally would never sink to such low unless it is needed for me to pass.
These guys aka the mentioned vultures however are quite good (i got last twice)
But they still wanna get some friggin extra marks.
Especially melissa, jia jia and liang juin, these guys are the super kiasu type who always pick on teachers that are better off living in Singapore.
(Kiasu meaning sore loser)
I got last TWICE i should be the whiny kiasu one not THEM.
National day is commin luckily i don't need to go cawat whatever it is.
Hello, you are talking to a guy who said "What's a bus?" in his reality show.
Our class should be called 4 SCam-ass 1 not 4 SCience 1 because of the recent increase of mutated, kiasu, snobbish vultures.

Rachel Stevens
All i can say she is hot for her age.
Her sucess may not be big.
But she was ranked no.2 as the sexiest woman on earth.
Look at the pics and guys you know you agree.
I agree 100%
I highly reccomend her.
Buy her album, download whatever just get her songs!
She is what makes music so cool
I admire her.

Charmed
My favourite show ever!!!!
My favourite character is definitely piper, as the eldest she leads very well and her powers are extremely strong!
Her sarcasm is my favourite quality about her.
I read all the books.
I am going to buy the season dvds.
I cry every season finale especially the final one.
I would definitely love to star in their movie (if there will be one) no matter how small.
This is my first time uploading a picture to my blog and its about charmed!
Aint this like so totally cool?
This post is dedicated to charmed and the fans cause without charmed our tuesday nights will be spent on tuition.
There is no better excuse to bail on meetings, have dates at home and no having tuition on that day other than charmed!
Thank you for 8 great years!

THE NOSY MOTHER

My mom is potentially the most kepo person on earth! (F.Y.I, kepo means nosy)
She just tried to look what i am doing which is blogging.
Kids and Future bloggers, never let your mom look at your blog!
All your thoughts , feelings, sexual experiences may be in here and your mom can never know.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Think of the possibilities!!!!!!!
If you have a mom like mine, eccentric, neurotic, paranoid, a little bit crazy and loves to exaggerate oh yeah and extremely nosy!
NEVER EVER SHOW HER YOUR FRIGGIN BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a warning to all!

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
Seeing you looking so hot,
Flirting with me like you are the one,
Look like you wanna fuck,
Cause you wanna feel the oomph!

Bridge
That is not the girl that i know,
That is not the girl that i want,
I know that girl is inside,
And she is what i want!

Chorus
Why are you so naughty naughty,
Why are you so wan pi, wan pi,
And i know you want me
So stop seducing me,
And show me who you are.

You approach me and say
"Hello Handsome, do ya wanna fuck?"
I was so shocked
And i could only drift away

Bridge

Chorus

Who i want is a fun and pretty girl
Not the prostitute i just met
Please listen to me
Be who you are cause that is the girl that i want!

Chorus


My debut single, well at least its gonna be.
Its a dance music.

Making The Band 3

FINALLY Diddy MADE a BAND!
After watching them every friday at 11pm for months, diddy FINALLY made a band!
First of all let me tell you the girls that i chose to be in the band.
1. Aubrey, she is extremely talented, a great leader plus she has star power.
2. Aundrea, she is talented, sensitive, humble and an extremely great dancer.
3. Shannon, she is blonde, every girl band has at least one, for example, sugababes, pussycat dolls, spice girls. She is also an incredible dancer.
4. Jasmine, she brings in the oomph!
5. Melissa, I love her style.

However, i only got 3 out of 5 right (not bad)
Aubrey, Aundrea, Shannon, Dawn and Wanita made it.
Dawn i can understand but Wanita? I prefer Denosh but her bitchyness gave way.
I would like to congratulate the girls that made it and i can't wait for the album or single.
As for Denosh, Dominique, Kelli, Melissa, Jasmine and Taquita, i wish you all the best.

He Did It This Time
Man, jessica called. She was weeping like crap.
Her boyfriend cheated on her with that black WHORE Bianca.
She was so mad when she caught them cheating that she slapped Bianca and kicked her nowb ex in the crotch.
And if that isn't bad, she was wearing her killer jimmy choo's.
Talk about painful.
The guy was sent to the emergency room and due to his playboy situation, the doctor advised him to lay off the passion that involves his penis to avoid an infection.
When i heard this, i can't stop lauging.
She asked why did i laugh at her misfortune.
I told her that the next time he cheats he should make sure the girl doesn't pwn any Jimmy Choo's
She laughed.
Still haven't heard from aaron' i am getting worried.
Rachel was like stop the paranoia already.
But i can't help it he didn't answer his cell for like hours and i need to know that nobody got hurt.

Modeling in Grecce
On the June Holidays after spending my dead body involved tortorous vacation in kl, I went to do some modeling in grecce.
Rachel's mom got us modeling jobs for 4 guys and 10 girls.
We took photos in swimsuit and beachwear for teen vogue magazine
Did i mention that we are on the cover of the August issue?
Would like to show real bad but did not have the magazine.
So the guys are me, aaron, mika and blake.
The ladies are alana, rachel, julie, michelle, rebecca, tori, jenascia, roxanne, colette, and surprisingly melissa.
That girl is turning into an ass-shaking bootylicious smarty pants.
Anyway, we visited tourist attractions and didn't buy anything because of the photoshoots, interviews and the spa treatment.
When school reopens i felt like quiting malaysia and migrate to the states.
However due to my paranoid mom's fear of liberty(the dog not the statue as my dogs av PROSTITUTE and WHORE that always get pregnant)
I can't go unless i take liberty with me which is impossible because soufle and liberty are like rachel and bianca, enemies to the bitter end.
F,Y,I, liberty's sixth prenancy is coming soon (saw her fucking with another ugly mongrel does my pure bred peikingesse loves to fuck or be pregnant? (my mom is starting to nag and giving the dog lectures aboout sex.)
I guess we gotta do a little vaginal ligation or just cut the male dog's balls off when i see him fucking my liberty

MY BEST FRIEND IS GAY!
My best friend Aaron Tan confessed to me that he is gay.
I was like okay, no problem, i accept and will still be your best friend.
So after kuching fest, interrogated by my mom and eating that lovely calamari sushi, i took of my shirt and then he called me and revealed to me about his homosexuality.
I was being a terrible friend just because i am seriously shocked.
I can never forgive myself.
Aaron is my buddy, confidante, rock and nicole and i BAILED out on him.
Luckily Aaron understands my hysterical paranoid nature.
He is going to break up with Danielle today (just when rachel and i saw we are together again.)
I am extremely worried.
Told rachel to watch over Danielle as she may be suicidal.
Why? because they dated for 3 years and his going to break up with her just because he chose TO SUCK COCK instead of flirting and hooking up with girls or be loyal to Danielle.