I am bored and too lazy to create a tag, do a tag and tag people. So read some jokes from me, which are gathered and compiled from various unnamed sources or originally created by me?
Why did the one handed man cross the street?
To go to the secondhand shop
Gentleman, I have some good news and one bad news when you are looking for a wife
There is a girl who cooks great food
There is a girl who is silent and continues to love you unconditionally
There is a girl who never gossips or talks on phones with her friends till 5 a.m. in the morning
There is a girl who is there for loving you and not loving your money
There is a girl who is not a bitch
There is a girl who is low maintenance
There is a girl who looks hot with a T-shirt and a make up
There is a girl who would never make you scared or worry whenever she goes shopping
There is no such girl with all the qualities above.
A man never worries about the future until he takes a wife
A woman always worries about her future until she takes a husband
A man is successful if he is more successful than his wife
A woman is successful when she can find that man
One day, a nun wanted to test 3 sisters on the art of sin, so she locked them in a room each with a hot sexy man in there. As she passed the first two rooms, she can hear groans, moans and orgasm but as she passed the third room, it was silent So the next day, the nun asked
Nun: It was so silent in there, I thought you should be screaming in there.
Girl: I know but my mother thought me not to talk with my mouth full
Kissing leads to humping like farting leads to pooping
I hate Asian Men, they are clean, butt loud and *tut* making gesture that an Asian man's penis is short
Your momma so fat, that people hired her to be a trampoline for children