Sickening
I was bored
Got nothing to do
Went to Sammy's house as usual
So like we sat around
The seven of us
Me, Sam, Anna, Lucy, Sean, Lawrence and Rachel
(For some reason)
We are great friends although from different schools
Closer to each other than our own classmates
Anna is from Kuching High
Lucy is from Green Road
Sean is from Batu Lintang
Samantha is from St.Mary
Lawrence is from Lodge
and I am from Sungai Maong
As for Rachel,
she is staying in a place called Los Angeles.
So we compared our schools
(with Rachel interrupting everytime with the fireemblem game.
Gave it to her to shut her up but it just got worse)
Then I suddenly realised
These guys come from elite schools that
are raved about by people of the society.
St. Mary provided stiff competition to everything they entered
Batu Lintang is the best choir group in Malaysia
(They sang for RTM)
Kuching High is like St. Mary and good in Academics and math
Lodge... well, we all know that its good
Green Road are good with sports
(thanks to Chong Zhia Hwa)
and what about my school?
Best in running with Franco
Taichi lovers and enthusiast
Chinese chess and caligraphy kings
Hyper-active Leo Club (until recently)
GREAT!!!
Our school is best with the chinese stuff!
All those stupid dorky chinese shit!
No wonder everybody hates me!!!!!!
They all love CHINESE
while I am SICK and TIRED of IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It really makes me wanna puke
Putrid school
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna graduate and leave this country as soon as possible!!!!
Now I regret being so bimbo-ish
Like Paris Hilton
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Like where the hell is he?
Where the hell is Alex?
Btw, changed my blogger password so that a certain girl cannot invade
Boy, am I smart
The whole week she couldn't figure it out
Just like those stupid add math questions
So lets get back to the real issue here
Alex has been gone for 2 weeks
I really wonder where he is
Even his girlfriend doesn't wanna go to his house to check on him
She said that she is scared of his dad.
Really, his dad?
Looked scary?
I am really really worried about him
He keeps on assuring us that he is just sick
he said that he got a horrible asthma attack.
Is it even belivable?
Since all of us is so sick of waiting,
We made up a few theories
1. He is really sick
Its sounds logical, but then are you sure?
It really does sound like he is lying.
Hello?
He was an actor before!
2. He wants to avoid Mr.Thein
Not logical AT ALL!!!!!!!!
He got me to cover him from Mr.Thein
I am very loyal to my friends
3. He wants to avoid Cikgu Zul
He did not complete his moral folio
and Mr. Zul is really firing his ass
Like some bounty hunter
4. He has some problems at home
Well it could happen
and its logical
5. He doesn't wanna go to school anymore.
NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!
Excuse me?
Its only a few months till graduation!!!!
6. He has a child
Well, that could happen
Maybe at 16 he fucked someone else
Instead of Nina
And got her pregnant
then has to raise the kid
Its not nina
cause she looked the same this morning
Oh yeah!
Luke and Franco made this up!
7. He is stuck in another place
Maybe he cannot get back
Then again he was here the monday after the holidays
8. He is heartbroken
Because Nina is leaving for KL
Then again, she will fly home and visit
Like duh!
No big deal
9. He is on the run from the cops
Only someone who is illogical as a twisted mind would only think of such ridiculous things!
Wait a minute!!!!!
That's Rachel's idea
10. He ran away from home
That is quite solid
Quite solid
But honestly, I really don't know
Where the hell is Alex?
Btw, changed my blogger password so that a certain girl cannot invade
Boy, am I smart
The whole week she couldn't figure it out
Just like those stupid add math questions
So lets get back to the real issue here
Alex has been gone for 2 weeks
I really wonder where he is
Even his girlfriend doesn't wanna go to his house to check on him
She said that she is scared of his dad.
Really, his dad?
Looked scary?
I am really really worried about him
He keeps on assuring us that he is just sick
he said that he got a horrible asthma attack.
Is it even belivable?
Since all of us is so sick of waiting,
We made up a few theories
1. He is really sick
Its sounds logical, but then are you sure?
It really does sound like he is lying.
Hello?
He was an actor before!
2. He wants to avoid Mr.Thein
Not logical AT ALL!!!!!!!!
He got me to cover him from Mr.Thein
I am very loyal to my friends
3. He wants to avoid Cikgu Zul
He did not complete his moral folio
and Mr. Zul is really firing his ass
Like some bounty hunter
4. He has some problems at home
Well it could happen
and its logical
5. He doesn't wanna go to school anymore.
NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!
Excuse me?
Its only a few months till graduation!!!!
6. He has a child
Well, that could happen
Maybe at 16 he fucked someone else
Instead of Nina
And got her pregnant
then has to raise the kid
Its not nina
cause she looked the same this morning
Oh yeah!
Luke and Franco made this up!
7. He is stuck in another place
Maybe he cannot get back
Then again he was here the monday after the holidays
8. He is heartbroken
Because Nina is leaving for KL
Then again, she will fly home and visit
Like duh!
No big deal
9. He is on the run from the cops
Only someone who is illogical as a twisted mind would only think of such ridiculous things!
Wait a minute!!!!!
That's Rachel's idea
10. He ran away from home
That is quite solid
Quite solid
But honestly, I really don't know
Saturday, June 16, 2007
How to answer survey questions
Just to piss ppl off.
1. Would you rather be called baby orbabe?*
Neither but babi sounds nice
2. Would you rather be doing this survey or watching television?
This survey so that I can teach ppl how to piss you off.
3. How are you feeling today?
I feel... (vomit)
4. What is on your bed right now?
A guy
5. What are you looking forward to?
Having sex with the guy next to me
6. Do you miss anyone?
Yea, I miss my boyfriend which is you
7. Where is he or she?
He is next to me while she is in the next room with a penguin doing you-know-what
8. Does he or she think of you always?*
He always thinks of me, she thinks about the stupid penguin
9. When will you smile?
when you suffer from pain
10. Did you see anyone you knew lastFriday night?*
yeah, lots and lots of penguins
11. What are your plans for Saturdaynight?*
same thing only with more men
12. Do you have classes tomorrow?
Yeah, a how-to-kick-your-ass class
13. What other windows do you haveopen beside this one?
the window outside
14. What are you going to eat fordinner?
my boyfriend's 14-inch penis
15. Is it your favorite dinner?
Of course, especially the mayo inside
16. Do you knockn or ring the doorbell?
I use your head
17. Do you love compliments?*
Yes! but not from you
18. Do you believe in yourself?*
always. but i don't believe in you though
19. How many times have you showeredthis week?*
dunno, but all of them are with my boyfriend
20. Do you have a daily planner?*
Yeah. monday, i beat you up. Tuesday, I beat you up. Wednesday, i beat you up
21. If so do you keep up with it?*
No the schedules the same everyday and everyweek, excluding weekends and public holidays
22. Who was the last person youcommented?*
You!. You are stupid, your feet is so smelly that flowers will wilt and die after you walk over them
23. What did you say?*
I said that you smell like shit. Ever heard of soap?
24. Is your love/crush on yourfeatured friends?
Am I on your featured friends?
25. Did you take your default pictureyourself?*
yes, every part of it. want 1?
26. Did you change anything on yourfriendster page today?
I changed you from a boy to a girl
27. You got a message, who is itusually from?
You. because you keep on sending me this stupid survey
28. Name one person that you haven'tseen in a while.
penguins
29. What would you do if he/she/theyshowed up on your front porch.*
I will rip his pants off, tell her the penguin is in the kitchen and them to join me and him
30. Do you love someone asides fromGod, your family and your friends?*
You! cuz I love kicking your ass
31. What song is playing right now?*
The 'I am gonna beat you up' song
32. Does that song remind you ofsomeone?*
yeah, reminds me of beating you up
33. How was your day?*
It will be fine... after i beat you up and senseless
Just to piss ppl off.
1. Would you rather be called baby orbabe?*
Neither but babi sounds nice
2. Would you rather be doing this survey or watching television?
This survey so that I can teach ppl how to piss you off.
3. How are you feeling today?
I feel... (vomit)
4. What is on your bed right now?
A guy
5. What are you looking forward to?
Having sex with the guy next to me
6. Do you miss anyone?
Yea, I miss my boyfriend which is you
7. Where is he or she?
He is next to me while she is in the next room with a penguin doing you-know-what
8. Does he or she think of you always?*
He always thinks of me, she thinks about the stupid penguin
9. When will you smile?
when you suffer from pain
10. Did you see anyone you knew lastFriday night?*
yeah, lots and lots of penguins
11. What are your plans for Saturdaynight?*
same thing only with more men
12. Do you have classes tomorrow?
Yeah, a how-to-kick-your-ass class
13. What other windows do you haveopen beside this one?
the window outside
14. What are you going to eat fordinner?
my boyfriend's 14-inch penis
15. Is it your favorite dinner?
Of course, especially the mayo inside
16. Do you knockn or ring the doorbell?
I use your head
17. Do you love compliments?*
Yes! but not from you
18. Do you believe in yourself?*
always. but i don't believe in you though
19. How many times have you showeredthis week?*
dunno, but all of them are with my boyfriend
20. Do you have a daily planner?*
Yeah. monday, i beat you up. Tuesday, I beat you up. Wednesday, i beat you up
21. If so do you keep up with it?*
No the schedules the same everyday and everyweek, excluding weekends and public holidays
22. Who was the last person youcommented?*
You!. You are stupid, your feet is so smelly that flowers will wilt and die after you walk over them
23. What did you say?*
I said that you smell like shit. Ever heard of soap?
24. Is your love/crush on yourfeatured friends?
Am I on your featured friends?
25. Did you take your default pictureyourself?*
yes, every part of it. want 1?
26. Did you change anything on yourfriendster page today?
I changed you from a boy to a girl
27. You got a message, who is itusually from?
You. because you keep on sending me this stupid survey
28. Name one person that you haven'tseen in a while.
penguins
29. What would you do if he/she/theyshowed up on your front porch.*
I will rip his pants off, tell her the penguin is in the kitchen and them to join me and him
30. Do you love someone asides fromGod, your family and your friends?*
You! cuz I love kicking your ass
31. What song is playing right now?*
The 'I am gonna beat you up' song
32. Does that song remind you ofsomeone?*
yeah, reminds me of beating you up
33. How was your day?*
It will be fine... after i beat you up and senseless
There's this little thing called...
PRIVACY!
Well?
What do you think about the post that Rachel
'conveniently' added
That my best friend and sex mate posting about us having sex
She is very the PB
she woke up at 6.30
and I can sense she was up to something
So I went down and she hacked into my blogger account
another PB thing is that
She got in the 1st TRY!
How the fuck she knew me so well?
There's even a piece of paper and a pencil on the table
With my name, nicknames, a bunch of numbers
Like I am some math question she easily figures out!
How can she be so damn good at math?
Isn't she supposed to be stupid or something?
Hello?
What kind of aspiring journalist are you?
You left your digicam on the plane!
Nobody ever does that
Not even ME!
Leaving your contoh karangan on the plane home from Grecce
was a mistake but quite smart and good move
A very good reason to tell Mdm Ramona
but your digicam?
Come on!
Seriously!
She probably bragged about the sex we had
(which was not true)
ever hear about heavy petting?
Anyway there was this Christian students magazine
published by SMK Green Road
priced at 2 bucks
1 buck goes to help tsunami victims at Java or Jawa Island
So there was this thing about dating
These students suggested that we draw the line at the nice kiss on the lips
Yeah rite
Only really faithful christian ppl
who are basically
um... too innocent
do this shit
another thing
they are also too old-fashioned, conservative malaysians
who also read their bible in chinese
like chinese music
sing all the songs in CHINESE
call Jesus 'Ye Shi'
watever that means and basically think they are way better than other ppl
While those ppl like sean, lawrence, lucy, samantha and stacy
who go to an english church
likes english music
and sings the song in english are way better people
and actually call Jesus, 'Jesus'
are ppl like me fit in
and are way more humble
plus, we rarely say la, loh, ne, ni, me
and watever stupid endings you pro-chi ppl use
you say that you use these slangs to feel good when talking
but honestly though
you are wasting energy, youth, time, saliva
extending the period of
ppl smelling your bad breath
hearing you talk
plus, you bore ppl
and talk a lott of shit
Sometimes not even when you talk but type?
Accidentally saying is one thing
but typing?????
wat type of ppl are you!!!!!
Oh yeah, gays in malaysia are called PLU
which means 'people like us'
Real LAME!!!!!!
REAL Dumb!!!!
Just because the word 'gay' sounds so 'insulting'
I can also call myself and Rachel PLU
Our PLU is egotistical, fabulous, top models, hot, sexy and slutty!
How's that for PLU?
PRIVACY!
Well?
What do you think about the post that Rachel
'conveniently' added
That my best friend and sex mate posting about us having sex
She is very the PB
she woke up at 6.30
and I can sense she was up to something
So I went down and she hacked into my blogger account
another PB thing is that
She got in the 1st TRY!
How the fuck she knew me so well?
There's even a piece of paper and a pencil on the table
With my name, nicknames, a bunch of numbers
Like I am some math question she easily figures out!
How can she be so damn good at math?
Isn't she supposed to be stupid or something?
Hello?
What kind of aspiring journalist are you?
You left your digicam on the plane!
Nobody ever does that
Not even ME!
Leaving your contoh karangan on the plane home from Grecce
was a mistake but quite smart and good move
A very good reason to tell Mdm Ramona
but your digicam?
Come on!
Seriously!
She probably bragged about the sex we had
(which was not true)
ever hear about heavy petting?
Anyway there was this Christian students magazine
published by SMK Green Road
priced at 2 bucks
1 buck goes to help tsunami victims at Java or Jawa Island
So there was this thing about dating
These students suggested that we draw the line at the nice kiss on the lips
Yeah rite
Only really faithful christian ppl
who are basically
um... too innocent
do this shit
another thing
they are also too old-fashioned, conservative malaysians
who also read their bible in chinese
like chinese music
sing all the songs in CHINESE
call Jesus 'Ye Shi'
watever that means and basically think they are way better than other ppl
While those ppl like sean, lawrence, lucy, samantha and stacy
who go to an english church
likes english music
and sings the song in english are way better people
and actually call Jesus, 'Jesus'
are ppl like me fit in
and are way more humble
plus, we rarely say la, loh, ne, ni, me
and watever stupid endings you pro-chi ppl use
you say that you use these slangs to feel good when talking
but honestly though
you are wasting energy, youth, time, saliva
extending the period of
ppl smelling your bad breath
hearing you talk
plus, you bore ppl
and talk a lott of shit
Sometimes not even when you talk but type?
Accidentally saying is one thing
but typing?????
wat type of ppl are you!!!!!
Oh yeah, gays in malaysia are called PLU
which means 'people like us'
Real LAME!!!!!!
REAL Dumb!!!!
Just because the word 'gay' sounds so 'insulting'
I can also call myself and Rachel PLU
Our PLU is egotistical, fabulous, top models, hot, sexy and slutty!
How's that for PLU?
Hey!!!!!!!
Its about 6.45 a.m. Malaysia time and...
RACHEL STEVENS IS
TAKING OVER
brendanconfessions.blogspot.com
In this special edition...
I am so totally going to blog about brendan's recent obsession about WWE
Ok, its just that nothing interesting in his life lately,
other than his grandpa's passing away of course.
That's why he is boring you with these stupid posts about WWE!
(Please note that he is right behind me watchin my every move)
Btw, we had sex and IT WAS GREAT
as usual
seriously, we do it all the time
nothin special
Well, first of all, I am Rachel who is not going to post a photo
because i forgot to bring my digicam
as usual
because i am a bimbo who is so forgetful
Not gonna use Brendan's because its of low quality
Never wanna be snaped in a low quality photo
Eww.
Ok. brendan loved WWE ever since he was allowed to stay late at Tuesday nights
Which is, 10 to 11 months ago
He loves divas (as any hormonal male teen should)
I could feel his penis rising
Probably the fact that my hand is in his pants
but he hid my lip gloss in there somewhere.
found it
He stuck the butt of the lip gloss in his ass
Does the term 'mentally ill' say anything
Trish Stratus
Lita
Maria
Torrie Wilson
Victoria (maybe not)
Melina
Mickie James
Ashley Massaro
Maryse Quinlet
Cherrie (another maybe not)
Jillian Hall
Michelle Mccool
Kelly kelly
layla Murni
Brooke
and of course
Candice Michelle
And a few guys
Randy Orton
The Miz
Kenny Dykstra
John Cena
But honestly whatever
He is so obsessed with it that i swear to God
That he cares about it more than his own dogs
\Liberty, Devil and Funky Doggy
meant the world to him
Nah... can't be
Anyway
I will be posting more posts on this blog
because i am on summer holidays \
and staying here for two weeks
I am blogging here out of boredom
because there is nuttin to do but
shopping, talking, playing ps2, psp, gameboy
and sex, sex, sex and...
MORE SEX
I am off now
Brendan is starting to unbutton my bra
Did you know how many bra's and panties that
he has ripped.
Equal to me ripping his boxers and underwear
0
I am not wearing any underwear
Its about 6.45 a.m. Malaysia time and...
RACHEL STEVENS IS
TAKING OVER
brendanconfessions.blogspot.com
In this special edition...
I am so totally going to blog about brendan's recent obsession about WWE
Ok, its just that nothing interesting in his life lately,
other than his grandpa's passing away of course.
That's why he is boring you with these stupid posts about WWE!
(Please note that he is right behind me watchin my every move)
Btw, we had sex and IT WAS GREAT
as usual
seriously, we do it all the time
nothin special
Well, first of all, I am Rachel who is not going to post a photo
because i forgot to bring my digicam
as usual
because i am a bimbo who is so forgetful
Not gonna use Brendan's because its of low quality
Never wanna be snaped in a low quality photo
Eww.
Ok. brendan loved WWE ever since he was allowed to stay late at Tuesday nights
Which is, 10 to 11 months ago
He loves divas (as any hormonal male teen should)
I could feel his penis rising
Probably the fact that my hand is in his pants
but he hid my lip gloss in there somewhere.
found it
He stuck the butt of the lip gloss in his ass
Does the term 'mentally ill' say anything
Trish Stratus
Lita
Maria
Torrie Wilson
Victoria (maybe not)
Melina
Mickie James
Ashley Massaro
Maryse Quinlet
Cherrie (another maybe not)
Jillian Hall
Michelle Mccool
Kelly kelly
layla Murni
Brooke
and of course
Candice Michelle
And a few guys
Randy Orton
The Miz
Kenny Dykstra
John Cena
But honestly whatever
He is so obsessed with it that i swear to God
That he cares about it more than his own dogs
\Liberty, Devil and Funky Doggy
meant the world to him
Nah... can't be
Anyway
I will be posting more posts on this blog
because i am on summer holidays \
and staying here for two weeks
I am blogging here out of boredom
because there is nuttin to do but
shopping, talking, playing ps2, psp, gameboy
and sex, sex, sex and...
MORE SEX
I am off now
Brendan is starting to unbutton my bra
Did you know how many bra's and panties that
he has ripped.
Equal to me ripping his boxers and underwear
0
I am not wearing any underwear
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Too much WWE?
Hey guys!
Here are the 9 superstars and 1 Diva switching brands
After the WWE Draft
1. The Great Khali from RAW to Smackdown
2. The Boogeyman from Smackdown to ECW
3. King Booker from Smackdown to RAW
4. Ric Flair from RAW to Smackdown
5. Chris Masters from RAW to Smackdown
6. Chris Benoit from Smackdown to ECW
7. Bobby Lashley from ECW to RAW
8. Snitsky from ECW to RAW
9. Mr. Kennedy from Smackdown to RAW
10. Torrie Wilsom from Smackdown to RAW
CRAP!
SHIT!
ARGH!
TORRIE WILSON????
Goes to Smackdown???
Well, that;s it!
If you get Torrie then I want
Michelle Mccool
or
Jillian Hall
go to RAW
If you wondering why I have not chosen Ashley Masarro?
Well, she is like a blonde version of Lita aka Amy Dumas
So she is quite powerful and I want Candice to be Women's Champion
Besides, Ashley has her chance
She is also suspended
indefinitely.
Oh yeah at the end of the draft nite, Mr. Mcmahon aka Chairman of WWE
is presumed dead
After his car exploded
So the supplementary draft is postponed to Sunday.
or possibly postponed to Monday Night RAW
Um, honestly though,
have i been posting too much WWE lately?
Well, maybe my life has been pretty slow lately
hmm
Lets hope my next post is me bitchin something
and not obsessing about WWE.
Hey guys!
Here are the 9 superstars and 1 Diva switching brands
After the WWE Draft
1. The Great Khali from RAW to Smackdown
2. The Boogeyman from Smackdown to ECW
3. King Booker from Smackdown to RAW
4. Ric Flair from RAW to Smackdown
5. Chris Masters from RAW to Smackdown
6. Chris Benoit from Smackdown to ECW
7. Bobby Lashley from ECW to RAW
8. Snitsky from ECW to RAW
9. Mr. Kennedy from Smackdown to RAW
10. Torrie Wilsom from Smackdown to RAW
CRAP!
SHIT!
ARGH!
TORRIE WILSON????
Goes to Smackdown???
Well, that;s it!
If you get Torrie then I want
Michelle Mccool
or
Jillian Hall
go to RAW
If you wondering why I have not chosen Ashley Masarro?
Well, she is like a blonde version of Lita aka Amy Dumas
So she is quite powerful and I want Candice to be Women's Champion
Besides, Ashley has her chance
She is also suspended
indefinitely.
Oh yeah at the end of the draft nite, Mr. Mcmahon aka Chairman of WWE
is presumed dead
After his car exploded
So the supplementary draft is postponed to Sunday.
or possibly postponed to Monday Night RAW
Um, honestly though,
have i been posting too much WWE lately?
Well, maybe my life has been pretty slow lately
hmm
Lets hope my next post is me bitchin something
and not obsessing about WWE.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Its been 10 days
10 LONG FUCKING DAYS!!!!!!
and you still haven't finish your stupid french open?
How many years does it take for you to finish?
You are lucky those kids are having school holidays.
And are bored or poor and need a summer job.
TENNIS SUCKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Now tennis is my most hated sport
I hate Chonjg Zhia Hwa too!
Wait a minute, I already hated that fucker
Still, Chinese Chess and Tennis are 50-50
Seriously, what the hell is so interesting about tennis
Other than imagining you imaginig sex while playing.
Other ppl also have work to do.
So I am going to redeem myself (again) with 3 matches (again)
1. John Cena vs Umaga vs The Great Khali
2. Candice & Cryme Tyme vs Melina, Nitro & Kenny
3. Carlito vs Torrie Wilson
4. Cade & Murdoch vs The Hardys
10 LONG FUCKING DAYS!!!!!!
and you still haven't finish your stupid french open?
How many years does it take for you to finish?
You are lucky those kids are having school holidays.
And are bored or poor and need a summer job.
TENNIS SUCKS LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Now tennis is my most hated sport
I hate Chonjg Zhia Hwa too!
Wait a minute, I already hated that fucker
Still, Chinese Chess and Tennis are 50-50
Seriously, what the hell is so interesting about tennis
Other than imagining you imaginig sex while playing.
Other ppl also have work to do.
So I am going to redeem myself (again) with 3 matches (again)
1. John Cena vs Umaga vs The Great Khali
2. Candice & Cryme Tyme vs Melina, Nitro & Kenny
3. Carlito vs Torrie Wilson
4. Cade & Murdoch vs The Hardys
Saturday, June 02, 2007
So there 100 words that every high school kid in the USA should know, lets see how I fare:
abjure(no)
abrogate(no)
abstemious(no)
acumen(yes)
antebellum(yes)
auspicious(yes)
belie(no)
bellicose(no)
bowdlerize(no)
chicanery(yes)
chromosome(yes)
churlish(yes)
circumlocution(yes)
circumnavigate(yes)
deciduous(yes)
deleterious(yes)
diffident(yes)
enervate(no)
enfranchise(yes)
epiphany(yes)
equinox(yes)
euro(yes)
evanescent(yes)
expurgate(no)
facetious(yes)
fatuous(no)
feckless(no)
fiduciary(no)
filibuster(no)
gamete(yes)
gauche(yes)
gerrymander(no)
hegemony(yes)
hemoglobin(yes)
homogeneous(yes)
hubris(no)
hypotenuse(yes)
impeach(yes)
incognito(yes)
incontrovertible(no)
inculcate(yes)
infrastructure(yes)
interpolate(yes)
irony(yes)
jejune(no)
kinetic(yes)
kowtow(no)
laissez faire(no)
lexicon(no)
loquacious(yes)
lugubrious(no)
metamorphosis(yes)
mitosis(yes)
moiety(no)
nanotechnology(yes)
nihilism(no)
nomenclature(no)
nonsectarian(yes)
notarize(no)
obsequious(yes)
oligarchy(yes)
omnipotent(yes)
orthography(yes)
oxidize(yes)
parabola(yes)
paradigm(yes)
parameter(yes)
pecuniary(no)
photosynthesis(yes)
plagiarize(yes)
plasma(yes)
polymerprecipitous(no)
quasar(no)
quotidian(yes)
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vacuous(yes)
vehement(no)
vortex(yes)
winnow(no)
wrought(yes)
xenophobe(yes)
yeoman(no)
ziggurat(yes)
62! Brendan Goh has never got this low!
Its like I barely passed!
In my book, I failed!
Shit!
This is how stupid of me.
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ziggurat(yes)
62! Brendan Goh has never got this low!
Its like I barely passed!
In my book, I failed!
Shit!
This is how stupid of me.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Brendan's obsessions
I am here to tell you guys about my top 10 favourite women who are not related to me
Cuz your mom is always the number 1 woman in your life
Unless you are married, got a daughter, orphaned or your mother is some bitch-ass skank who never cares about you or a scheming bitch who tries to get everything her way.
1. Candice Michelle
Hello?
The header, the videos and the post?
If you haven't see it then you have to get quadfocal lens
for your eyesight
because you are
short-sighted
long-sighted
astigmatism patient
and
DAMN STUPID
2. Paris Hilton
Excuse me?
Hello?
I am the male version of paris Hilton
3. Rachel Stevens
Her vid is on friendster
I loved her since her S Club 7 days
till now as a solo artist
4. Trish Stratus
The 7-time Women's Champion
Besides she is such a sweetheart
And the best wrestler of all time.
5. Karolina Kurkova
Russian supermodel
Her blonde hair is so blonde and bright
She's hot
6. Heidi Klum
I love Project Ruunway
Besides I went to youtube to check out
the german version of
America's Next Top Model
7. Carrie Underwood
Country singing sensation
American Idol
Bought her album last year
Love it to death
8. Jennifer Lopez
Accomplished actress
Great singer
Talented mentor for American Idol
Her spanish song 'Que Hiciste'
Keeps me dancing
9. Gail Kim
And you think I am some potato king
A potato is brown on the outside
and white on the inside
Like an asian who likes white boys or girls
Gays and women are called potato queens
She is Korean
And a wrestler on TNA
10. Tyra Banks
I love her energy!
I love her surprises
She makes me screaming like the girls on
America's Next Top Model
I am here to tell you guys about my top 10 favourite women who are not related to me
Cuz your mom is always the number 1 woman in your life
Unless you are married, got a daughter, orphaned or your mother is some bitch-ass skank who never cares about you or a scheming bitch who tries to get everything her way.
1. Candice Michelle
Hello?
The header, the videos and the post?
If you haven't see it then you have to get quadfocal lens
for your eyesight
because you are
short-sighted
long-sighted
astigmatism patient
and
DAMN STUPID
2. Paris Hilton
Excuse me?
Hello?
I am the male version of paris Hilton
3. Rachel Stevens
Her vid is on friendster
I loved her since her S Club 7 days
till now as a solo artist
4. Trish Stratus
The 7-time Women's Champion
Besides she is such a sweetheart
And the best wrestler of all time.
5. Karolina Kurkova
Russian supermodel
Her blonde hair is so blonde and bright
She's hot
6. Heidi Klum
I love Project Ruunway
Besides I went to youtube to check out
the german version of
America's Next Top Model
7. Carrie Underwood
Country singing sensation
American Idol
Bought her album last year
Love it to death
8. Jennifer Lopez
Accomplished actress
Great singer
Talented mentor for American Idol
Her spanish song 'Que Hiciste'
Keeps me dancing
9. Gail Kim
And you think I am some potato king
A potato is brown on the outside
and white on the inside
Like an asian who likes white boys or girls
Gays and women are called potato queens
She is Korean
And a wrestler on TNA
10. Tyra Banks
I love her energy!
I love her surprises
She makes me screaming like the girls on
America's Next Top Model
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Stupid Tennis French Open
Interrupting my RAW till 3 in the morning!
You know how long RAW was delayed?
5 HOURS!
5 incredibly long fucking hours!
All thanks to tennis!
I hate tennis!
Used to be neutral but thanks to you I cannot see divas in bikinis!
It all started after tuition
we wanna watch RAW
but there's tennis on
So we watched desperate housewives and ugly betty
I waited and waited
RAW gets delayed and delayed
All because some fucked up, Goddamn cocky, bitch-ass tennis players playing so long!
And I pity those french kids
Having to run here and there and pick balls
No chair to sit also
All given to the fat and old umpires and referees
The kids in the middle of the court are forced to do the position like when u begin a sprint
All just to pick, hairy, green balls.
They have to throw 3 balls to the player
One used to play
Another kept in the pocket
while the other they throw on the floor
and the kids have to pick up again
sickening wii?
Not to mention illogical.
Give 2 and problem solved
Waste energy, waste time, waste oxygen, waste youth, wasteTV space.
Not to mention
torturing the kids who are like your maids
reducing the fans endurance of holding their bladder and urge to pee
seriously
after every half or quarter or whatever you call it
I see a large crowd of ppl running to the toilet.
They also play so damn long
1 match takes about 2-3 hours
They start at 5pm and then finish at 3 a.m.
(malaysia time)
You know how long is it
10 HOURS
SCHEDULED FOR 6 BUT ENDED UP IN 10!
I waited and waited
Mr.Sandman keep on dumping sand into my eyes
Like its begging me to sleep.
So I tried my best
but
I failed
Becuz Mr.Sandman is very the
'peka kepada inovasi sains dan teknologi'
So Mr.Sandman invented a missle
filled with sand
Aimed it between my eyes
And fire!
BOOM!
I fell asleep in front of the TV!
Chilakah!
Thank God there's youtube
Btw, the WWE tri-branded draft is on after 2 weeks
Can't wait
Anyway, what the fuck is so damn interesting about tennis?
Its like badminton with balls.
And then those stupid tennis players have groan everytime they hit
What's their problem?
Its like they think playing tennis is like having sex
Sickening wii?
Damn stupid
Seriously
I wonder Chong Zhia Hwa does that too.
I dunno.
Don't really give a damn.
Btw, if you ever wonder how I know Mr.Tennis King of Kuching,
He and I were classmates since primary 1 till Form 3
After that, Zhia Hwa jumped the bandwagon to SMK Green Road
I wonder Green Road's principal is as glory-houndish as
Helen Tan of SMK Sungai Maong
and
Puan Faridah of SMK Batu Lintang
If it is, then Helen Tan is just perfect for me.
Becuz all those BL blogs that I have read
(not only jonathan ok, daniel and some others too. Just too lazy to do links)
makes Helen Tan look like a mouse.
Besides Helen Tan is a caring principal.
(I am not kissing ass. I am just saying how fortunate of me)
Anyway screw that.
In order to redeem myself
brendanconfessions.blogspot.com
is going to upload 3 matches
1. the divas bikini battle royal
2. Carlito & Victoria VS Ric Flair & Torrie Wilson
3. Lashley & Cena vs Khali, Umaga and Shane McMahon
Interrupting my RAW till 3 in the morning!
You know how long RAW was delayed?
5 HOURS!
5 incredibly long fucking hours!
All thanks to tennis!
I hate tennis!
Used to be neutral but thanks to you I cannot see divas in bikinis!
It all started after tuition
we wanna watch RAW
but there's tennis on
So we watched desperate housewives and ugly betty
I waited and waited
RAW gets delayed and delayed
All because some fucked up, Goddamn cocky, bitch-ass tennis players playing so long!
And I pity those french kids
Having to run here and there and pick balls
No chair to sit also
All given to the fat and old umpires and referees
The kids in the middle of the court are forced to do the position like when u begin a sprint
All just to pick, hairy, green balls.
They have to throw 3 balls to the player
One used to play
Another kept in the pocket
while the other they throw on the floor
and the kids have to pick up again
sickening wii?
Not to mention illogical.
Give 2 and problem solved
Waste energy, waste time, waste oxygen, waste youth, wasteTV space.
Not to mention
torturing the kids who are like your maids
reducing the fans endurance of holding their bladder and urge to pee
seriously
after every half or quarter or whatever you call it
I see a large crowd of ppl running to the toilet.
They also play so damn long
1 match takes about 2-3 hours
They start at 5pm and then finish at 3 a.m.
(malaysia time)
You know how long is it
10 HOURS
SCHEDULED FOR 6 BUT ENDED UP IN 10!
I waited and waited
Mr.Sandman keep on dumping sand into my eyes
Like its begging me to sleep.
So I tried my best
but
I failed
Becuz Mr.Sandman is very the
'peka kepada inovasi sains dan teknologi'
So Mr.Sandman invented a missle
filled with sand
Aimed it between my eyes
And fire!
BOOM!
I fell asleep in front of the TV!
Chilakah!
Thank God there's youtube
Btw, the WWE tri-branded draft is on after 2 weeks
Can't wait
Anyway, what the fuck is so damn interesting about tennis?
Its like badminton with balls.
And then those stupid tennis players have groan everytime they hit
What's their problem?
Its like they think playing tennis is like having sex
Sickening wii?
Damn stupid
Seriously
I wonder Chong Zhia Hwa does that too.
I dunno.
Don't really give a damn.
Btw, if you ever wonder how I know Mr.Tennis King of Kuching,
He and I were classmates since primary 1 till Form 3
After that, Zhia Hwa jumped the bandwagon to SMK Green Road
I wonder Green Road's principal is as glory-houndish as
Helen Tan of SMK Sungai Maong
and
Puan Faridah of SMK Batu Lintang
If it is, then Helen Tan is just perfect for me.
Becuz all those BL blogs that I have read
(not only jonathan ok, daniel and some others too. Just too lazy to do links)
makes Helen Tan look like a mouse.
Besides Helen Tan is a caring principal.
(I am not kissing ass. I am just saying how fortunate of me)
Anyway screw that.
In order to redeem myself
brendanconfessions.blogspot.com
is going to upload 3 matches
1. the divas bikini battle royal
2. Carlito & Victoria VS Ric Flair & Torrie Wilson
3. Lashley & Cena vs Khali, Umaga and Shane McMahon
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
Dude like whatever!
Seriously!
I wish I can have my driving licence with me
Plus a new car
So that I can drive to Joshua's
And then
LET HIM FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!
Yeah, right.
Sigh
At time before math exam
I feel so damn lonely
Everybody was chatting away
Jamie flirting with Elton
Jeremy, Franco, Alex and Luke fooling around
Jenny and her gang of future fat, ugly clothed bitch-ass skanks talking about stuff
Don't ask me
I am so not interested in tacky shit
Like your wat liao?
Shao Nian Zhou Cang or something like that.
The lousy chinese catalog where you order stuff.
Price range from 50 cents to under 20 bucks.
Liang Jiun and Liong Yew taliking about...
on second thought
I have no friggin idea what the hell they are talking about.
Cyril and his pals are talking and bonding
Victor and Xiang Lun are talking about games
Whacked up Mei Shan and her fellow sidekick Catherine laughing like crazy old women with billions of cats
Michelle L and Michelle C and Andrea are trying to tolerate their mental problems
Eric, like the dog he is
Lying by Jenny's side
The way she pats him really makes him look like 1
Eww.
Even my exes don't treat me like that
Rachel, Jenascia, Roxanne, Samantha, Alexis, Lauren, Raquel, Alana, Chelsea and Lindsey never treated me like that.
I know that I have been bitching about everyone.
Maybe its that lonely feeling
The way people diss me or cutting me off like other ppl are more important,
just pisses me off.
Ppl just don't appreciate me
I know I am way different but seriously that does not mean that I am like some freaking alien
Its sick!
Do you know how does it feel to freakishly
TORTURED
INSULTED
HURT
SINGLED OUT
DISSED
AND
BULLIED
FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS?????
You know what
I love the fact that my days in Sungai Maong are numbered
I DON"T NEED TO SEE YOUR FUCKING FACES EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS DOES NOT GO TO PPL I CARE
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO
JUST ASK ME
RIGHT NOW
I AM TOO PISSED TO FUNCTION!
Seriously!
I wish I can have my driving licence with me
Plus a new car
So that I can drive to Joshua's
And then
LET HIM FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!
Yeah, right.
Sigh
At time before math exam
I feel so damn lonely
Everybody was chatting away
Jamie flirting with Elton
Jeremy, Franco, Alex and Luke fooling around
Jenny and her gang of future fat, ugly clothed bitch-ass skanks talking about stuff
Don't ask me
I am so not interested in tacky shit
Like your wat liao?
Shao Nian Zhou Cang or something like that.
The lousy chinese catalog where you order stuff.
Price range from 50 cents to under 20 bucks.
Liang Jiun and Liong Yew taliking about...
on second thought
I have no friggin idea what the hell they are talking about.
Cyril and his pals are talking and bonding
Victor and Xiang Lun are talking about games
Whacked up Mei Shan and her fellow sidekick Catherine laughing like crazy old women with billions of cats
Michelle L and Michelle C and Andrea are trying to tolerate their mental problems
Eric, like the dog he is
Lying by Jenny's side
The way she pats him really makes him look like 1
Eww.
Even my exes don't treat me like that
Rachel, Jenascia, Roxanne, Samantha, Alexis, Lauren, Raquel, Alana, Chelsea and Lindsey never treated me like that.
I know that I have been bitching about everyone.
Maybe its that lonely feeling
The way people diss me or cutting me off like other ppl are more important,
just pisses me off.
Ppl just don't appreciate me
I know I am way different but seriously that does not mean that I am like some freaking alien
Its sick!
Do you know how does it feel to freakishly
TORTURED
INSULTED
HURT
SINGLED OUT
DISSED
AND
BULLIED
FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS?????
You know what
I love the fact that my days in Sungai Maong are numbered
I DON"T NEED TO SEE YOUR FUCKING FACES EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS DOES NOT GO TO PPL I CARE
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO
JUST ASK ME
RIGHT NOW
I AM TOO PISSED TO FUNCTION!
Monday, May 21, 2007
Sean's Coming Out Party
It was a friday night
I know that I am supoosed to study Moral Suckies
but I didn't (It's pointless and bogus anyway)
So I did something I vowed I would never do
Something very stupid
The dangers are high
But I did it anyway cuz
1. I am a stuborn prick
2. I get 10 bucks for just attending
3. I am seriously and obviously nuts and have officailly lost my mind
4. Moral is shit, why does the Ministry of Education put such bogus subjects in our school curriculum?
So I went to Sean's coming out party.
So that he can announce to the world that he is gay
Bogus reason to have a party
But
Bagus becuz I really need to party.
So there I was, riding with Lucy's Proton Savvy
(Stupid looking car, but she thinks its cute.)
I even said that I would never be caught dead in it.
Unfortunately I did.
I arrived and give Sean a kiss on the cheek and a hug
Please note on the CHEEK.
and walked in
Strangely enough the guy who I kissed did not tried to rape me and tear my pants off.
I went in to dance and gave those hormonal 20-year-old guys a eye-candy
When I sat and took a rest
Ppl keep on asking me this Goddamn stupid question
"Are you Sean's boyfriend"
WTF?
"No" I replied calmly
"But you kiss him and hug him bo!"
"Only on the cheek"
"So? You are his boyfriend becuz you kiss him"
SERIOUSLY?
Are these ppl stupid or just way too dumb and naive
Cuz conservative and discreet is out of the question.
After that the geeky guys play spin the bottle
(becuz no one wants to make out with them)
I made out with Samantha, Lucy and Sean only becuz he is the host
Plus Joshua, twice
He is cute but our chemistry is seriously physical
So I made out with him 4 times
I think
I lost count but I know its more than that
Then ppl keep on asking me the same Goddamn stupid question this time on Joshua
I am too tired to argue cuz my lips are sore from lip-locking, spit-sharing and kissing
So I said yes
Then they said you are so damn lucky and started asking what does he taste like
ARGH!
These idiots never get off my back!
I said like quiche lorraine
They asked what is that
Seriously, aren't gays supposed to be cultural and metro and stuff.
I am straight and I know all about culture and metrosexuality
I said fly to france.
They said "Wow! You have been to france Ah?!!"
Obviously geography also not that good
Quiche comes from Israel dumbass
Every bakery in Kuching has it, just look more closely
So they talked and talked
Ppl made out
Seriously though, i don't where Sean pick upp those ppl from
Online?
Dump?
Middle of the street?
They are hunky
(Some of them)
But all are duds
Seriously
Some even play Chinese Chess during the party
(Sean's little bro loves chinese chess thanks to his dad's influence)
CHINESE CHESS?
THAT NASTY CHESS SET WHERE THE PAPER IS USED TO WRAP KOLO NOODLES/MEE AND THE ROUND WOODS USED TO MAKE FIREWOOD?
Boy, these ppl are serious duds.
Apparently my school has a lot of them.
Seriously, how many trees died just so they can play that stupid thing?
Its supposed to make paper!
Honestly, in a party there should be things banned from it
Like Chinese Chess!
So then I made out with another two guys
Chien Kiong and Gabriel
Chen Kiong is dark, muscular with spiky red hair
Gabriel is also dark but skinny with black hair
Something like Carlos Mendez
Then I heard ppl saying like that old chinese proverb
One leg step on two boats
Me?
Brendan Goh?
One leg step two boats?
Or in this case three?
Never
Me, one leg step on your nards is more like it!
My relationship with them is seriously platonic
Besides Gabriel ain't that hot
But Chee Kiong and Joshua maybe
What they are hot, you can't doubt that.
Neeways, I left at midnight
Slept at Joshua's
And no
Nothing happen...yet
Unless you consider sleeping in the same bed
then yes.
But then whatever
My life is my life
and that's the way how I lead it.
Peace!
It was a friday night
I know that I am supoosed to study Moral Suckies
but I didn't (It's pointless and bogus anyway)
So I did something I vowed I would never do
Something very stupid
The dangers are high
But I did it anyway cuz
1. I am a stuborn prick
2. I get 10 bucks for just attending
3. I am seriously and obviously nuts and have officailly lost my mind
4. Moral is shit, why does the Ministry of Education put such bogus subjects in our school curriculum?
So I went to Sean's coming out party.
So that he can announce to the world that he is gay
Bogus reason to have a party
But
Bagus becuz I really need to party.
So there I was, riding with Lucy's Proton Savvy
(Stupid looking car, but she thinks its cute.)
I even said that I would never be caught dead in it.
Unfortunately I did.
I arrived and give Sean a kiss on the cheek and a hug
Please note on the CHEEK.
and walked in
Strangely enough the guy who I kissed did not tried to rape me and tear my pants off.
I went in to dance and gave those hormonal 20-year-old guys a eye-candy
When I sat and took a rest
Ppl keep on asking me this Goddamn stupid question
"Are you Sean's boyfriend"
WTF?
"No" I replied calmly
"But you kiss him and hug him bo!"
"Only on the cheek"
"So? You are his boyfriend becuz you kiss him"
SERIOUSLY?
Are these ppl stupid or just way too dumb and naive
Cuz conservative and discreet is out of the question.
After that the geeky guys play spin the bottle
(becuz no one wants to make out with them)
I made out with Samantha, Lucy and Sean only becuz he is the host
Plus Joshua, twice
He is cute but our chemistry is seriously physical
So I made out with him 4 times
I think
I lost count but I know its more than that
Then ppl keep on asking me the same Goddamn stupid question this time on Joshua
I am too tired to argue cuz my lips are sore from lip-locking, spit-sharing and kissing
So I said yes
Then they said you are so damn lucky and started asking what does he taste like
ARGH!
These idiots never get off my back!
I said like quiche lorraine
They asked what is that
Seriously, aren't gays supposed to be cultural and metro and stuff.
I am straight and I know all about culture and metrosexuality
I said fly to france.
They said "Wow! You have been to france Ah?!!"
Obviously geography also not that good
Quiche comes from Israel dumbass
Every bakery in Kuching has it, just look more closely
So they talked and talked
Ppl made out
Seriously though, i don't where Sean pick upp those ppl from
Online?
Dump?
Middle of the street?
They are hunky
(Some of them)
But all are duds
Seriously
Some even play Chinese Chess during the party
(Sean's little bro loves chinese chess thanks to his dad's influence)
CHINESE CHESS?
THAT NASTY CHESS SET WHERE THE PAPER IS USED TO WRAP KOLO NOODLES/MEE AND THE ROUND WOODS USED TO MAKE FIREWOOD?
Boy, these ppl are serious duds.
Apparently my school has a lot of them.
Seriously, how many trees died just so they can play that stupid thing?
Its supposed to make paper!
Honestly, in a party there should be things banned from it
Like Chinese Chess!
So then I made out with another two guys
Chien Kiong and Gabriel
Chen Kiong is dark, muscular with spiky red hair
Gabriel is also dark but skinny with black hair
Something like Carlos Mendez
Then I heard ppl saying like that old chinese proverb
One leg step on two boats
Me?
Brendan Goh?
One leg step two boats?
Or in this case three?
Never
Me, one leg step on your nards is more like it!
My relationship with them is seriously platonic
Besides Gabriel ain't that hot
But Chee Kiong and Joshua maybe
What they are hot, you can't doubt that.
Neeways, I left at midnight
Slept at Joshua's
And no
Nothing happen...yet
Unless you consider sleeping in the same bed
then yes.
But then whatever
My life is my life
and that's the way how I lead it.
Peace!
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Writer's Block
When you get that in exams,
it means total destruction
And I was a victim.
So I had chosen the narrow escape.
I can't think of anything
I stared into space for about 20 minutes
Did the first question
Then began the narrow escape
I have thought 5 TV shows that can symbolise that title
1. American Idol
Because of that moment being in live TV and stuff is so exciting but then nothing interesting
2. Heroes
Some scene about the cop who can read minds getting thrown out of the window and survived but I did not chose that because its not logical
3. Desperate Housewives
The hostage situation that got Nora killed but then, I can't imagine myself being Lynette
4. Ugly Betty
How many times did she almost got fired again?
5. America's Next Top Model
Now that's something
Btw, I arrived late too.
So I started my essay saying that therer were seven girls left
After much contemplating, I wrote the seven girls.
1. Joanne Fong
2. Beverly Jong
3. Jenascia Stewarts
4. Hu Chi from Death to Supermodels
5. Trishelle aka Joon Ching
6. Lakisha Jones
7. Roxanne stewart
I wrote as Roxanne and yes she is dating yours truly during the competition
No rachel and sammy though
Been there done that
So i wrote and wrote till asked Ricky the time and he said six minutes left
The bell rang before i even finished
My ending sucks literally
Damn lah
Should have followed harry potter or charmed or even mountain climbing!
When you get that in exams,
it means total destruction
And I was a victim.
So I had chosen the narrow escape.
I can't think of anything
I stared into space for about 20 minutes
Did the first question
Then began the narrow escape
I have thought 5 TV shows that can symbolise that title
1. American Idol
Because of that moment being in live TV and stuff is so exciting but then nothing interesting
2. Heroes
Some scene about the cop who can read minds getting thrown out of the window and survived but I did not chose that because its not logical
3. Desperate Housewives
The hostage situation that got Nora killed but then, I can't imagine myself being Lynette
4. Ugly Betty
How many times did she almost got fired again?
5. America's Next Top Model
Now that's something
Btw, I arrived late too.
So I started my essay saying that therer were seven girls left
After much contemplating, I wrote the seven girls.
1. Joanne Fong
2. Beverly Jong
3. Jenascia Stewarts
4. Hu Chi from Death to Supermodels
5. Trishelle aka Joon Ching
6. Lakisha Jones
7. Roxanne stewart
I wrote as Roxanne and yes she is dating yours truly during the competition
No rachel and sammy though
Been there done that
So i wrote and wrote till asked Ricky the time and he said six minutes left
The bell rang before i even finished
My ending sucks literally
Damn lah
Should have followed harry potter or charmed or even mountain climbing!
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
A little direction
So you all know that i am recently bi
Well I guess its time to shed the light
Well, not really
but there is this quiz you can do.
to help you prove that you are gay or straight
It doesn't really determine that you are gay or straight
Its the fact that the person you fall with
Let it be a man or a woman
Or else why is there a thing called homosexuality in this world
It really does boil down to who will be your love of your life Open the range a little
Or else you may regret for the rest of your life
Life is all about living it to the fullest.
Btw, you have two options : man and woman
But that doesn't mean that you can't add quirky comments!
1. Who do you see sleeping beside you when you wake up every morning
Woman
2. Who do you imagine having your wedding with?
Woman
3. Who is the person you are fucking?
A really HOT guy!
4. Who do you see strolling with you in the park?
A guy
5. Who do you see lip-locking in the movies?
A DAMN HOt BLONDE GIRL!
6. During a thunderstorm at the middle of the night, who is the person you are holding very tightly?
A man definitely
7. When you walk into the bathroom, you see your toiletries and a...
man
8. When you are in a party, you are most likely be caught in a closet with...
A sizzling brunette woman
9. In your sexual fantasies, you are most likely having sex with a...
HOT MEN
10. When you are holding your first newborn, who will be there watching him with you?
A woman who had just given birth
11. Who do you kiss goodbye every morning before you go off?
A woman
12. The person's shoulder you are lying on while watching a movie at home belongs to a...
man
13. Final question: You are sharing food with a...?
woman
Turns out I am straight.
BARELY
So you all know that i am recently bi
Well I guess its time to shed the light
Well, not really
but there is this quiz you can do.
to help you prove that you are gay or straight
It doesn't really determine that you are gay or straight
Its the fact that the person you fall with
Let it be a man or a woman
Or else why is there a thing called homosexuality in this world
It really does boil down to who will be your love of your life Open the range a little
Or else you may regret for the rest of your life
Life is all about living it to the fullest.
Btw, you have two options : man and woman
But that doesn't mean that you can't add quirky comments!
1. Who do you see sleeping beside you when you wake up every morning
Woman
2. Who do you imagine having your wedding with?
Woman
3. Who is the person you are fucking?
A really HOT guy!
4. Who do you see strolling with you in the park?
A guy
5. Who do you see lip-locking in the movies?
A DAMN HOt BLONDE GIRL!
6. During a thunderstorm at the middle of the night, who is the person you are holding very tightly?
A man definitely
7. When you walk into the bathroom, you see your toiletries and a...
man
8. When you are in a party, you are most likely be caught in a closet with...
A sizzling brunette woman
9. In your sexual fantasies, you are most likely having sex with a...
HOT MEN
10. When you are holding your first newborn, who will be there watching him with you?
A woman who had just given birth
11. Who do you kiss goodbye every morning before you go off?
A woman
12. The person's shoulder you are lying on while watching a movie at home belongs to a...
man
13. Final question: You are sharing food with a...?
woman
Turns out I am straight.
BARELY
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