It has been one week

Wow, I really cannot believe that it has been a whole week since I blogged
I mean, I have gone without blogging for over a month, but that was forced, this was voluntary
Which tells me, that October is an extremely busy month for me
Other than my usual TV Shows to watch in the computer, I also have dreadful assignments to complete.
TV Shows have November Sweeps ( Period where they air new episodes every week)
We have Assignment Sweeps ( Period where we have to submit an assignment every week, on top of out regular homework)

Other than that, I also have a group marketing presentation to finish, which is only fiar because I am pure dead weight in the accounting area compared to Siaw Wee and Belinda
Thus, it ends with me paying the favor by preparing a marketing presentation all by myself right?
Seems so unfair right?
They have to slave over a whole assignment
While I just type words in 24 slides.
Wrong!
Marketing Lecturer has a few choice of weapons, she either shoots you with a small little water gun or full blast with a nuclear bazooka!
My presentation usually ends with minimal damage.
Yay me!

Other than that, I have been trying out Smackdown vs Raw 2010.
Going to write a review soon
Yeah, but first I have Accounting and Quantitaitve Analysis to finish
Yeah, Assignment Sweeps
Sweeping my sanity away.

Oh, I got 3rd place for debate but lost for public speaking...
FML.

Cowards to note

Well, we all have people that will hate us, no matter what.
The world is so diverse, that whatever you do, you would definitely have to be ready to be expected to be judged on by others.
Not everyone in the world loves you, not everyone hates you either.
However, everyone is a critic.
And everyone has haters
Whether it is pure jealousy or down right disagreements (pure jealousy is most likely it), everyone has a motive to hate.
Yet, there are definitely some people who are more... let's just say... 'passionate' than others.
When I mean 'passionate' I actually mean 'having the time to wake up at four A.M. in the morning, posting hate notes on your chatbox.'

Believe me, there were down moments
There were times where I have decided that blogging only causes more harm than good
There were moments where I just stare at the screen pondering whether to delete this blog or not.
There were sometimes, I feel if this blog is not worth it at all.
But when I look down to the core, I would always know that I am doing the right thing.
 Why? Because...

This is my BLOG!!!!

And I can do whatever the fuck I want with it! (within the legal restrictions of national law of course)

If you have followed me since the day this blog was born, you would know that I have faced all these kinds of haters before. In fact, taking a look back at my past trials and tribulations in handling these dimwitted, untalented losers, I can actually categorize them into a few types.


1. I am a psychiatrist who buys my degree for 99 cents at the 99 cents store.
These people are seriously annoying, they act smart because they think that they are smart. They definitely will use some sort of terms as if you feel that they are breaking you down to the core, word by word. In actual fact, they really are just beating around the bush. They wil crap a bunch of words where it only revolves around one single keyword. usual noted keywords are sad, depressed, angry followed by a slur of deductions and assumptions.

Seriously, if they are fucking actual psychiatrist then people like Jamie Ding who is pursuing a degree in psychology would might as well have gone to spend 99 cents to get a degree in psychology instead of spending thousands of dolloars and 4 years in Segi. Personally I think it is insulting to pose as a psychiatrist where there are many people doing it as a profession. Honestly, the person that should go and see a shrink is not the blogger but the person posing at it in the first place? What kind of crazy hatred that makes them feel that they need to impersonate a psychiatrist in order to bring someone down?

2. The person who wants you to delete your blog
Let's say you have an opinion, and lets say it really stirred up a controversy. There will definitely be some people will say that your blog should be deleted because it is so hurtful and whatever.

Well, in my opinion, I am blogging whatever I like to blog. That person does not have the right to judge nor to demand you to delete your blog. Your blog concerns only you and no one else. I personally feel that you should not heed to their demands of deletion. You are not a politician, you do not belong in a political party, it is just you. So why should you delete your blog just because you have an opinion and feel it is important to raise an issue?

3. The meaningless insults of a douchebag
It is just a slur of degenrative comments of some idiot with no brains. Usually it is a bunch of Ah Bengs and Ah Lians.

They are stupid to begin with, why bother?

4. The spammer
He comes to your blog at 4a.m. to publish a bunch of repetitive words of nonsense.

The person's current main purpose in life is for you to delete your blog, you should feel honored that your influence is radical and that there is someone that is pathetic enough to spend time to copy and paste stupid comments on your chatbox every second.

5. The gang
The gang are like a bunch of people who repetitively post hurtful comments on your blog. They are a collective of people who plan to get rid of your blog.

They are definitely the toughest yet due to their strength in numbers. But remember, there is something called momentum. Sooner or later, they will give up.

All of these people are nothing but a bunch of cowards. They do not have the balls to show their true identities because they like to haunt you from afar but are actually afraid of confrontation. They have no lives and are pathetic little souls. Personally, these haters got the short end of the stick for me. They have no purpose in life, they are cowards and they plainly are just a bunch of losers with an obsession of the superficial. That is why they are fake people because all the crap they own is fake.

Just take it this way, these losers would rather stoop and buy a fake 200 dollar Louis Vuitton bag in order for some sort of pathetic little recognition that they actually own something designer and part of the high society. We, on the other hand would work our way up. We depend on hard work, personality and good credibility. With that, we are shown to have the style, the facade, the worth, the honour and the confidence to carry an ORIGINAL Louis Vuitton bag from the actual French Fashion House instead of pawning it from some Asian illegal immigrant.

We say Louis Vuitton, they yap LV.

Remember, it is your blog and if you have haters, that means your blog is important and one step towards being a superior one. It is not about the comments in your blog, although some feedback is good but what's most important is the content.

7 Types of Clothing that you should invest now (Guys)

I am a guy and yes, I pride myself as a self proclaimed fashion and styling icon.
Why?
Because I dress better than most of the drabs around.
Seriously, all those episodes of Project Runway, Gossip Girl and 90210 of looking at how the actors dress and look like ans I have no fashion sense? You gotta be kidding me.
The only reason I ask for someone's opinion when buying clothes is to reduce my cognitive dissonance and prevent me from spending more money.
Because, God knows what super hot pants or shirt comes along, I would immediately buy them.
Thankfully for my UK clothes, I don't dress like the boy from Padini or the boy in all the plane jane stuff in malls.
As we all know, stuff here is either high quality and outdated or trendy but trashy and looks like it will rip in a few weeks.
So here are the following that you will need to start investing on, to be in.

1. Checkered or Plaid Shirts.
This is preferably to be short sleeved. Long sleeved ones are not only impractical as they will make you sweat in the humid weather but it also makes you look like some trashy hillbilly from out of town. Avoid anything that resembles curtains or picnic table cloths. Your best bet is hues of grey, white, black, yellow, lime green and blue. Make sure that the plaids are not plain ones like the ones you see on chess boards, there should be a combination or large and small squares or different colours for the ones of chess board design. It should be 3 or more to be exact. Also, please make sure that it is tight fitting, loose makes you look fat.

2. Bright colored pants.

Never to be afraid of giving your pants some color, hues of black, grey, white and blue are long gone.  The more outrageous the colour, the better. Think pink, electric blue, lime green and anything that is bright that will make you shine. Now, you don't want to walk around like some walking traffic light, so some neutral colored top would be perfect, preferably white or in the same hue or black.

3. Skinny Jeans

Skinny Jeans are so in, even though I only have one pair, I am already madly in love with skinny jeans. Best bet is dark colors like black or purple, bright ones are cool too. The darker the better but don't wear them too often guys, unless you want infertility issues in the future and don't worry about the tightness, it is actually extremely comfortable.
Perfect with plaid shirts, actually amazing with plaid shirts.

4. Square Ended Ties

These were very popular in the 50s and 60s and thanks to Mad Men, apopular cable television show, it is making a comback. It is definitely something different compared to before. Now a little thing about vintage, vintage clothing means a modern twist on already outdated looks, not rustling for something out of your grandfather's napthalene filled dusty old closet. Pair it with a suit, some striped pants and some sensible black shoes.

5. Short Plaid Pants

FINALLY, something from an Ah Beng trend that I actually like and give a damn to blog about. Short pleated pants are amazingly great if paired with a hat. I said HAT not CAP. Then you need a coloured jacket or shirt that is opened up and a plain white tee inside. Finish it off with some nice BK or Addidas. Remember, plaid pants are bold and structured giving off a serious persona and it is defintely best to tone it down by making the rest of your outfit more relaxed. Slippers are not recommended, unless it is the same colour. Avoid anything graphic or wordy on your tee, I just imagined a fat Ah Beng holding a cigarette posing. As for a striped top or polo, better not, doesn't match.

6. Beach Wear

Beach wear is moving from the beach to the streets, where you can have people posing as posers and act like they actually know a thing or two about surfing. Here is one thing you need to follow, no contrasting colours, unless you have shoes on. ie white tee and black shorts must go with black shoes and no slippers. If it is slippers, then head to toe must be of one color, then it looks much better.

7 Huge Sunglasses

Now this is my thing aka copyrighted by Brendan Goh and meant for Brendan Goh and Brendan Goh has set the trend for guys wearing large sunglasses. Huge white sunglasses is my thing, no bastard, bitch and or slut can copy it, I am the original. I am the Boy with the White Sunglasses. If you do it, screw you. Yes, sunglasses are great, however, they should match your face. I found out that my sunnies suits me the best when I have a longer face and longer hair, white a simple Nike Visor works well with my short hair. Sunglasses is not about the clothes but it is about your face because sunglasses can work well with any outfit.

So I know some of these things can be a little if not a lot far out for some of you guys since this is a suburbabn town and your trashy fashion blind friends may mock your style because it is European/American and they will only praise and hail it if some stupid Japanese Anime Cartoon Character with a ear piercing shriek for a voice wears it about five years ago, well don't worry, wear it now. When your friends wear it, you say that it was so five years ago and I already donated it to charity, or you can sell your clothes to them and make some serious cash.

Fashion is subjective, trends come and go. If we are bored of the old one then we move on towards the new one. But it is always better to be a few steps ahead, don't you think?

Album Review: Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel by Mariah Carey

I was window shopping with Belinda and Siaw Wee (I know, I feel so poor when I window shop, it's an ego thing). Then I stumbled upon the album aka the picture you see above. With a swipe of my card, RM36.90 gone and a heavily reduced cognitive dissonance (marketing term meaning regret after purchase), I headed out the store and gave an album review of it. I decided to review it in two ways before writing this: 

1. While driving
2. In front of the computer. 

I personally love Mariah Carey albums because they are obviously good and I never feel guilty when buying them. Ever since Emancipation of Mimi, I am sold that everytime Mariah releases an album, I will buy because she is that good, lol. Other than Mairah, I will buy Script and Lady Gaga. It seems that for these three artists, money is not an issue. 

The following is the list of tracks that I got, if you can see from the list below, I got the European version. Most of the songs were written by Mariah herself. 

1. "Betcha Gon' Know (The Prologue)" (additional producer(s): James "Big Jim" Wright) — 4:00
2. "Obsessed" — 4:05
3. "H.A.T.E.U." — 4:28
4. "Candy Bling" (additional writer(s): Ahmad A. Lewis, Stefan Gordy, John Klemmer) (additional producer(s): Los Da Mystro) — 4:03
5. "Ribbon" — 4:21
6. "Inseparable" (additional writers(s): Robert Hyman, Cyndi Lauper) — 3:34
7. "Standing O" — 4:00
8. "It's a Wrap" (additional writers(s): Barry White) (additional producer(s): Heatmyzer, James Wright) — 3:59
9. "Up Out My Face" — 3:41
10. "Up Out My Face (The Reprise)" — 0:51
11. "More Than Just Friends" (additional writer(s): Sean Combs, Chris Wallace, Rashad Smith, Mark DeBarge, Etterlene Jordan) — 3:37
12. "The Impossible" (additional writer(s): Donald DeGrate, Albert Brown) — 4:01
13. "The Impossible (The Reprise)" — 2:26
14. "Angel (The Prelude)" (additional producer(s): James Wright) — 1:04
15. "Angels Cry" (additional writer(s): Crystal Johnson) (additional producer(s): James Wright) — 4:02
16. "Languishing (The Interlude)" (additional writer(s) & producer(s): James Wright) — 2:34
17. "I Want to Know What Love Is" (written by Mick Jones) (additional producer(s): James Wright, Randy Jackson) — 3:27

European download, additional songs^[48]

18. "Obsessed (Cahill Radio Mix)" — 3:20
19. "Obsessed (Seamus Haji & Paul Emanuel Radio Edit)" — 3:12
20. "Obsessed (Jump Smokers Radio Edit)" — 3:19
21. "Obsessed (Friscia and Lamboy Radio Mix)" — 4:11

Notable Songs: Obsessed, I Want to Know What Love is, Angels Cry, Standing O, Ribbon, Candy Bling and H.A.T.E.U.

The Good: I had fun listening to the album, for me, I kinda feel like I am watching movie when I am listening to this album, every song she had in the album tells a story where a music video will be imagined in my mind and giving me a visual interpretation of the song. I can honestly tell you that I can make a nice little musical chick flick from the songs in here. The playlist was organized quite nicely and it really does generate some kind of good flow.

Obsessed although less favorably reviewed by critics and fans alike, for me, it was one hell of the great song, other than a little agenda behind me, I find this song standing out the most in the album because of its catchy tune.

Mariah Carey's cover of the Foreigner's I Want to Know What Love is was definitely the shining star of this album, expect this song to hit number one if Obsessed fails. I Want to Know What Love is somehow feels a little like a contestant in American Idol singing it but she definitely sings this sing better, a mash of Mariah Carey's voice and a nice blob of good old Gospel makes this song truly angelic.

H.A.T.E.U. which is the third single from the album is another of Mariah's love song somehow stands out because it is the only song that samples Mariah's vocals in the electronic lower vocal register, as if you are singing in front of a fan with full speed.

Candy Bling is nice for me because it's a very sweet song as the title promises.

Ribbon starts with a little Poker Face-esque voice which I truly enjoyed and it was a really nice romantic song and it is one of my personal favorites in this album, I would love for this song to be released as a single. It talks about a girl having a crush and having the guy's ribbon on her mind, I don't get it but I hope you do.

Angels Cry is truly one sad song, it was extremely lovely and talks about the fall of the golden couple and the angels or fans crying. I say that is song is my favorite in the whole album, it is kind of like the anti We Belong Together and it is a nice song, I hope it becomes a single because it is one fantastic song, plus the vocals are like super freaking high here at the end. A ballad that really touches the soul.

Standing O is an empowering song about a person really loving that someone but got played by that someone and  give the someone a standing ovation for playing that person, it is kind of like I am strong even though you played me and I congratulate you, you bastard.

The Bad: If you first listen to the album, you would probably feel that 'Obsessed' is probably the most memorable song, other than it is on the charts right now, it is probably the only song that she comes out like a large pop and the only energetic song in the whole album followed by other slow to mid tempo songs. The flow of love songs sometimes sounds so similar that you sometimes just drifts into the sounds of Mariah Carey singing, making it not really memorable and the four extra obsessed songs are not as good as the original nor the one with Gucci Mane in it. The Obsessed Cahill Remix sounds something like what Hitz.fm would play, so not good. Jump Smokers Radio Edit reminds me of a wrestler's entrance at first follow by some serious base thumping, I probably call it the Ah Beng version of Obsessed. The Seamus Haji and Paul Emmanuel remix is not memorable for me while Friscia and Lamboy remix is Obsessed in slow motion with a nice clubby Candice Michelle theme song like feel. Obviously listening to four Obsessed songs at a time, makes it kind of redundant, repetitive, tiring and finally annoying.

Overall: For me, comparing to Emancipation of Mimi, its a little too mediocre than that but it is much better than E=MC2 because I can barely remember listening to that album other than Touch My Body, I'll Be Loving You Long Time and I Stay in Love. But all in all, I still recommend you guys buying it, if you haven't listen to Mariah Carey, I recommend you listen to this, because it kind of wraps what Mariah Carey is all about, smooth, sensual, mature ballads and RnB.

Rating: Mariah Carey's Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel gets 4.5 halos out of 5. I want to give it a five but it is a little too mediocre even for Mariah Carey's stature (Nick Cannon to blame?). However, it is still a classic album and I definitely recommend everyone to get it. Also, I will post up pictures on the album soon, my camera is somehow locked so I cannot take any pictures which sucks.

No more Power Rangers

Disney has decided not to produce anymore Power Rangers episodes but run the course with reruns of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers next year. The last group of rangers are the ones you see below, Power Rangers RPM (I don't know what RPM means but this is one of the funniest seasons yet).

This honestly for me, marks an end of an era. An era of Power Rangers. An era of believing that for once, even though we are a part of normalcy, the powers granted upon us promises to bring a greater good, a sense of adventure, the ability to drive giant robots and combine them together with your friends into bigger robots and getting to wear shiny spandex with cool weapons and gadgetry to defeat evil. Well, evil kicks our ass first then we rally up kick their ass and then the monster grows and we combine into big robots and beat the crap out of the aforementioned monster. This goes on and on for a year until the big fish gets killed.

I always loved Power Rangers as a kid, for me, it was a point that the people there were real. (well, I was like 3 when I watched Power Rangers, you expect me to know about cable wires and visual effects at the age of 3? I know the word 'ingredients' in German when I was three! Hah! And I know the word 'ingredients' when I was 3 even though I don't know what it means but I know how to say it! Screw my parents, I should have gone to a private school in the Upper East Side. Fine, I learned it from a chocolate bar from Germany that my aunt gave me, so what?)

Anyway, back to the story. Power Rangers for me, was an inspiration. While normal girls were into cookware, normal guys were into... into...Balls? Doraemon? Something? No idea, all I know was that the kids in my gram's neighbourhood never watched Power Rangers. I mean, Power Rangers was to me about normal teenagers, having secret identities, fighting crime, save the world and have cool stuff to kill monters with, who wouldn't want that? You can say that I am logical from the start since I am sure I am not some alien from outer space crash landing into Earth and assume a human name, or getting bitten by radioactive spiders or have retractable claws, faster healing rate and a skeleton made of adamantium or having psychic abilities that allow me to have a telepathic affair with someone's wife. Seriously, who wouldn't want to grow up and become a Power Ranger? You get cool stuff and inflict pain on monsters plus you learn valuable life lessons and have zero baggage that mutant abilities and superpowers come with?

Plus, you gotta love the morphing, its so freaking awesome. I mean have you looked at the morphing sequences of the Power Rangers? Who wouldn't want it? Plus, having a great fashion accesory never hurts either.

The main thing about Power Rangers is that they depict normal people given the ability to become superheroes. Not by chance or some whacked experiment but through forms well thought out plans, real cool technology and martial arts. When the rangers are in human mode, it shows that we have Powers but you guys are too pathetic to handle them and we care. Instead of being Ms Marvel and shoot a ray of energy turning the poor bad guys into dust. Plus, they can show to be compassionate and caring heroes.

For me, Power Rangers played a big part of my life, I have watched Power Rangers when I was a kid, and I watch them now too, minus two pathetic seasons, blame Disney for that by the way. Operation Overdrive my ass. For me, its really sad that there will be no more Power Rangers, it honestly felt as if someone close to me has passed away where I will mourn and think about the good times of me glueing my eyes on to the TV, blinding myself or possibly get epilepsy, watching the Power Rangers kick ass. Where after that, I will reenact what has been performed and then hurting myself, crying and asking for mommy.

Thanks, Power Rangers, Bandai and Saban but not Disney, you corporate G-rated piece of crap that made Power Rangers so lame until the last 2 seasons and for not including the Pink Ranger in 3 seasons, for 17 years (15 actually, I skipped 2) of fun filled enjoyment.

Think Before You Speak (That's So Gay)

I was actually on my way to class for my econs tutorial
Practically a normal day for me.
The morning rush hour was packed as usual where students were rushing to their respective classrooms, ignoring the world and engrossed in their own personal issues and their friends.

And the fact that I seem to dress better than everyone else, just my opinion, haha.
I know, I know
It was extremely self centered of me
But this is a very self centered blog.
After all, I always have an opinion.
Sometimes its more of a flaw than it is an asset, but most of the time, it works my way.

As I entered the elevator lagging my white binder file concealing a thick econs textbook and a stupid UK Army bag though I am sure I got a great deal. (Hello? $238 reduced to $180 reduced to $150 then I ask for another reduction to $100, good deal right?)
Wrong!
After 6 months, the fabric was torn and another lesson learned.

Anyway back to my story, this stupid dumb bitch was yapping whatever shit she was yapping, loudly in the elevator. Which I don't mind, even though her voice was fucking annoying.
Yeah, I have learned to be very tolerant, VERY TOLERANT!
I zoned out my mind with the lovely voice of Cheryl Cole (aka my next spolight segment), singing 'Fight For This Love'
But I did got a few one liners.

Here is how the scene plays out.

Stupid Dumb Bitch =SDB
Her Guy Friend = HGF

SDB: That guy ah so stupid and lame oh
HGF: What
SDB: bla bla bla what so ever
HGF: bla bla bla what so ever
SDB: bla bla bla something about lengzai and lenglui and chi chi maru and whatever.
HGF: bla bla bla bla bla bla
SDB: bla bla bla so stupid, fb, bla bloody bla
SDB: So stupid ah

Then she did the unthinkable, something she did was so degrading and discriminating that I wanna slap the rudeness out of that bitch's face.

Do you know what she said?

Do you know what she said that made me so pissed off that I really wanna vent it off now?

Do you know what she said that made me so angry that although I tried to shrugg it off but I couldn't, hence regretting to tell her off then and there, therefore venting it here in my blog and being assumed as a coward?

Then again, she is an undereducated slut, no use wasting time educating her the sensitivity and the respect she should give to the gay community just like every other races in this melting rice bowl that we should treat as well.

After a short pause she shouted these words.

"GAY, ah"

That stupid bitch

That stupid, slutty, undereducated, discriminating, sexist, fucktarded, bird brained, lopsided breast, trashy, ah lian, douchebag, insulting, degrading, fake, superficial, tacky, nutjob of a bitch.
I personally wonder how her mother would raise such a fowl mouthed fucktard.

Respect is to be earned but respect must also be mutual. There should be some basic boundaries between communities that they should basically tolerate and respect. Gays are now a part of our community, the tales of men loving men or women loving women is now a part of normalcy in our lives and in this modern age.

And to call something gay because it's something stupid, pathetic and degrading? That is just so wrong

It should be so stupid dumb bitch who talks loudly in the elevator where nobody even gives a damn.

I believe the only time that you call something gay, you should call it gay because it is gay, as in a gay person would like it. I think that is appropriate, the stupid dumb bitch however should rot in her and have a cactus penetrate her pussy. Lets see how that feels.

I personally hope my friends and family woulf stop using the word 'gay' as a degrading comment. People are who they are and if you not down with that, I got two words for you

MOVE AWAY

Preferably to Amish county. That way you would not see any gay people arpund and you are free to fuck any women or man you like.

Or somewhere in the jungle where the Malaysian Media drag their nutjobs from. You can agree with them and talk how bad gay people are.

Because in every city, there will be a small gay populous. Whether you choose to deny it or accept it, it's up to you. But the fact still stands, they are gay, they exist and they are damn proud of it.

We as a community, should accept this and we should respect and tolerate their behavior. and if you think that I am the only person who says this? Well, you are wrong, I have Hilary Duff to back me up.



So, in conclusion. I think that we should think before we speak, give it a good rationale thought. If its dumb or stupid then say its dumb or stupid. Don't say its gay, its not good to hate. Just Saying.

Spotlight On: Love and Theft

I always love indy and country music, they give me a sense of peace whenever I am on the road, I guess in that sense, I have the essence of a real man.
I love country music because most of them tell a story, a way to make me feel and reflect on myself. Some I can relate myself into, like Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Leann Rimes and Rascal Flatts are some of those big names in the country music business., but usually, the music that I chose are random at best, but they always have some form of energy in there.
I know that among my friends or dare I say, the whole Asian Continent do not update themselves much with the current hits.
Take 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga for example, I listened to it way back last year and was hooked on it, by the time it goes mainstream, I still liked it but I have already moved on to Love Game, Paper Gangsta, Paparazzi and Starstruck .

Now let me introduce to you to this awesome new band called Love and Theft (they should totally change the name). When I first heard of it while surfing through the net, I was like, 'Love and Theft'? Sounds like a cheezy boy band, but I was hell wrong!

Their single 'Runaway' from their first album World Wide Open literally in my essence sends my world wide open, guess you can never judge a book. The song is obviously about a young man's feeling that he has had enough of the way he has been treated and decides to leave this shitty town for good. When I was imagining this video, I was thinking me, Kiat Seng and Martin were like pissed off with this place and decided to runaway. Martin gets a truck, Kiat Seng was on a bike and I get a muscular mustang in the middle of the dessert, driving towards nowhere. Then we reached some airport in Dallas (don't ask, I saw Dallas) and strummed our guitars and sing on top of a carrier truck.

Well, that's my version. I can honestly relate to the feeling of being stuck in a shitty town that even though loads of facilities become available but you still feel that it's boring and something's missing and you feel like you should get out of here, because there is nothing there that can offer you to stay.

Well, that's my version of the song, what do you think about Love and Theft's Runaway video? Listen to it and sound of below, if you still read my little slice of heaven.

Music Code Provided by MusicVideolife.com

Oh and er... Anastasia is it? Do you mind spreading your kind promotional words to your fellow forumers about this awesome new song. I am pretty sure you can attract some nice buzz about this new band that so totally deserves some credit for their work. After all, you generated four pages of honest opinions about me, with me just writing ten simple sentences. I am pretty sure this lengthy post and video should generate much more than that, have fun print screening my page and post it up to that nice forum of yours. You people always wanted to make it popular right, so why not become an ultimate opportunist and take this offer. The way I see it, my blog gets more famous and your forum gets more famous, win win, what do you say?

UPDATE
If you are on Facebook and a friend of mine, well you are in luck. I have decided to post a Facebook Exclusive Intro to my family and friends in Facebook also, Twitter too. Now, if you know me and I know you personally, then add me on facebook, if not, then follow me on Twitter.

On TV: Good and Bad part 2

Sorry for not updating as often as before, life has been busy and I suddenly lack the inspiration to blog, I guess this is the time where I need sometime to wait till my brain gave more fruits so that I can extract the creative juices in me.

One of the reasons for this is my crazy need of watching TV on my laptop. Sad, I know but I lack the patience. Astro bores me these days, the only things interesting are reruns of the Simpsons, the Nanny, Bones and Desperate Housewives (yes, I know I watched already but no harm done). Oh and I am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here ends on Wednesday, so it doesn't count anymore.
Right, on with business. I watched the new season of Gossip Girl and two new series which are The Vampire Diaries and Beautiful Life.

They are back. With the clean slate given by Gossip Girl when graduation ends, you would expect these kids to lay low and try to keep it clean as much as they can right? Wrong. Serena's out and back in her old ways, partying around through Europe over the summer, Nate has a new girlfriend who comes from a family that are rivals with his, Blair and Chuck try to keep their romance alive by being the bitch couple of New York thus making me feel disappointed.

Reason You Should Watch: If you follow the series, I expect you to continue watching, since its a great one. Expect more of what you see last season.

Reason You Should Not Watch: The trash meter is slightly amped this season thanks to Blair and Chuck.

Overall: Still a good season, nontheless, a 4 out of 5


Its about the life of models. A girl now becomes the new it girl thanks to a fabulous and red Zac Posen gown therefore stealing the spotlight of the old one who happens to be played by O.C. star Mischa Barton. Anyway, old it girl comes back after some form of exile, popping pills and running late to the aforementioned Zac Posen show and to show up being unable to fit the dress (Yeah, so not good for a comeback.) Then, we have a gorgeous Iowa farm boy who tries out modelling. Oh and Corbin Fisher gets frisky with a cougar, well actually cougar gets frisky with him, lol.

Reason You Should Watch: Its fashion and modelling, in a critical sort of way, it features the extremely kiasu world of modelling, more kiasu than XXX in China/Singapore. Features are star-studded cast that also includes Elle Macpherson and produced by Ashton Kutcher.

Reason You Should Not Watch: The low ratings it received. 1.39 million to be exact. You better pray it does not get cancelled though it probably would. But we will see, Gossip Girl started low but ended high.

Overall: I liked it, so it gets 4 out of 5
Twihards would love this, its based on a 1994 book by L.J. Smith. So in essence, Stephanie Meyer sort of copied L.J. Smith based on concept of a girl falling in love with a vampire, that's where the similarities end as there are TWO vampires chasing the girl and she chases one of them, plus she dies SEVERAL times (in the book).

Reason You Should Watch: You Like Twilight, You Watch. Quite witty too.

Reason You Should Not Watch: A little trashy in a sense that I cannot explain. Maybe its because of the fog around, kind of creepy but whatever.

Overall: Not really a big fan of it. 2 out of 5. But other people love it to death, me? Not So Much. Its like Heroes, lol.

Okay, I have to create a list where they feature shows, I would watch and shows that I would not.

So far

Yes:
Gossip Girl
Glee
Project Runway
Models of the Runway
America's Next Top Model
90210
Grey's Anatomy
Desperate Housewives
Ugly Betty

Sometimes, but not really follow
Melrose Place
The Beautiful Life

Never:
The Vampire Diaries

Pending: One Tree Hill

Wrestlers that should and should not be in Smackdown vs Raw 2010

Today, WWE has released their complete list of WWE Superstars and Divas in the upcoming Smackdown vs Raw 2010 video game

This year, a greater emphasis has been putting on created superstars, giving players the chance to give more options in their superstar's design.

Moreover, the create a finisher has expanded to include aerial attacks. Meaning trajectory, aim and speed is involved.

Another good news about Smackdown vs Raw 2010 is that they replaced that tediously annoying and boring Career Mode. Now they replaced it into giving you the opportunity to run the show in the WWE Story Designer Mode, where you can create rivalries and stuff and basically create a story, cool huh?

Also, Yuke's also imporved the loading time, which means you don't need to waste so many time waiting for a freaking match to start. Also there will be a storyline for your DIVAS and CREATED WRESTLERS with Mickie James as the one being played.

There is also an improved highlight reel which allows the footage you record in the game to be used in your entrance themes.

Lets also hope they solved the attributes thing, last time, I am only allowed to have one wrestler with increased stats.

Now, in every game like this, the most important part is the roster of players that you can use to play. Why? Because I want more wrestlers that I care about kicking their ass and less of the ones that I completely ignore.

Complete Roster Playlist is as follows

WWE Superstars

» Batista

» Big Show

» Carlito

» Chavo Guerrero

» Chris Jericho

» Christian

» CM Punk

» Cody Rhodes

» Dolph Ziggler

» Edge

» Evan Bourne

» Ezekiel Jackson

» Festus

» Finlay

» Goldust

» Jack Swagger

» Jeff Hardy

» Jesse

» John Bradshaw Layfield

» John Cena

» John Morrison

» JTG

» Kane

» Kofi Kingston

» Mark Henry

» Matt Hardy

» Mike Knox

» Montel Vontavious Porter

» Mr. Kennedy

» Primo

» Randy Orton

» Rey Mysterio

» R-Truth

» Santino Marella

» Shad

» Shawn Michaels

» Shelton Benjamin

» Ted DiBiase

» The Brian Kendrick

» The Great Khali

» The Miz

» Tommy Dreamer

» Triple H

» Umaga

» Vladimir Kozlov

and William Regal

NOW MY FAVORITE MOMENT!!!!!

WWE Divas

» Beth Phoenix

» Brie Bella

» Eve

» Gail Kim

» Kelly Kelly

» Maria

» Maryse

» Melina

» Michelle McCool

» Mickie James

» Natalya

» Nikki Bella

Not Included:

Abraham Washington, Alicia Fox, Charlie Haas, Chris Masters, Courtney Taylor, Curt Hawkins, David Hart Smith, DJ Gabriel, Hurricane Helms, Jamie Noble, Jillian Hall, Jimmy Wang Yang, Katie Lea Burchill, Kung Fu Naki, Layla, Paul Burchill, Rosa Mendes, Sheamus, Tiffany, Tyler Reks, Tyson Kidd, Yoshi Tatsu, Zack Ryder

Who Should Be Left Out:

Jesse (Cause he is lame)

Festus (The corn fed colossus isn't seen for a long time, why is he still here?)

Who Should Be Included:

Katie Lea Burchill

Everyone knows that Katie Lea Burchill is actually a talented wrestler that is under utilized. She should be included on the basis that she is hot!

Alicia Fox

She was recently named the #1 contender for the Divas Championship!!! Why isn't she in? Plus those LONG LEGS. I really can see her having a rivalry with one of my created divas.

Layla

Spicy hot Northern African Brit Layla. Who wouldn't want her? Plus, she has a great song.

Jillian Hall

It would never be fun without the Soulful Songstress. HAHA

Chris Masters

The Masterpiece should be included because I miss him and I need to kick his ass badly

Charlie Haas

Who wouldn't want him? He's good ass kicking fooder, better than Jesse anyways. Like Katie Lea, under utilized.

Paul Burchill, Yoshi Tatsu, Tyler Reks, DJ Gabriel and Hurricane Helms

Oh, I want them in cause ECW has a lot less Superstars and presence in the roster, more diversity and competition

Zack Ryder

Same as above and the fact that he is the #1 contender for the ECW Championship.

David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd

WWE should not have cut out the Hart Dynasty. David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd make great competitors as a team and individually as well.

I think that's about it, anyway, to all wrestling fans who read my little slice of heaven, please sound off below and give me your opinions. Thanks.

Update:

Two more people should be in this game.

TRISH STRAUTUS!!!!

Aww come on, she hosted Raw on Monday!!!! Also I would be very very very very Stratusfied, haha, lol.

CANDICE MICHELLE!!!!

It would never be the same with this former women's champ. She is definitely one of the best. HAHA, won't you agree?

On TV: Good and Bad, Part 1

The second season of 90210! Yes there is a certain guy named Dustin Milligan who plays this certainly sexy guy named Ethan Ward is not around anymore as he was written off. Guess what people, he is going to stay in Montana with his daddy... screw the lousy writers. This season of 90210 promises to have a much classier fashion and much more nasty. Think the LA clone of gossip girl, think Swinburne University only much more interesting, think Brendan Goh in a place where people and him are in sync with fashion instead of being 10 years ahead and being assumed as a gay person.

Reason you should watch: Its more juicy than ever with affairs with married men, naked pics of a certain principal's daughter, a cute tennis boy whose attitude resembles Chong Zhia Hwa and I am so not kidding.

Reason you should not watch: Its like a clone of gossip girl, only less witty and more drama.

Overall: The new 90210 fares better than the first season thanks to a new team of writers and producers. 90210 gets 3 stars out of 5

All girls this season is 5 foot seven or shorter, thus giving shorter girls a chance to model. Tyra is attempting to change the world of fashion again. With the first ever Ty-over (immediate makeovers for the finalists), you bet its gonna open with a bang of shrieks and screams and loads of drama. Plus, you know Tyra, faking accents, elaborate entrances and what not. The judging panel has also changed with legendary supermodel Paulina Poriskova got the sack and now is Ms Jay, Nigel, Tyra and a guest judge. Also, Elite Model Management is replaced by Wilhemina models who happens to hire anyone.

Reason you should watch: Who doesn't love Tyra, drama, makeovers and fashion. Plus its a great test of fashion ability for you to be able to predict who comes first, lol.

Reason you should not watch: Ask Belinda Liew.

Overall: I like this new cycle, I think its hot, lol. Though slightly disappointed with a few of the selections (after 13 cycles, obviously I am pretty much an expert, I so totally should be the 4th judge, like Ellen Degeneres as Paula Abdul's replacement on American Idol, I will be giving the 'people's view'). Cycle 13 gets 4 out of 5.


If you like High School Music but the more adult and dark comedy version, watch Glee. I am sure you will have a lot of laughs with this one. Its about a teacher who used to go to the school he teaches, wishing to revive the Glee club to its former glory (Glee is Choir).

Reason you should watch: Its not like any other show, its different and very interesting. Its a musical comedy with a bit of darkness to it that appeals parents and kids alike.

Reason you should not watch: There is no reason

Overall: You should watch even though the film maybe banned here due to suggestive sex gestures, then again we all did em in high school. 5 out of 5 people.
Its like the old Merose except less campy, more mysterious, sophisticated and dark writing. But the elements of sex, drugs, murder and whatever things that make things interesting in it. Its just like the old one receiving a facelift relating itself to current issues that are deemed controversial.

Reason you should watch: Women and gays, the men, especially Colin Egglesfield (the guy on the left) is seriously hot and mysterious, lol. As for guys and lesbians, there is a bisexual girl on the prowl and she is blonde and she is hot... need I say more?

Reason you should not: This show just seems to be a little more of the critically acclaimed stuff as comercially, they just blend too well into the background, evidenced by their 2.3 million viewers in the season opener. So it might get a little boring.

Overall: I liked it but I feel the blend too, it gets 3 out of 5

10 things why Crowning a Prom Queen in College is so wrong

1. You are having a PROM while you are studying in a COLLEGE
2. Being a Prom Queen candidate in College states that you are either some glory hounding slut who wishes to relieve her former days as prom queen because right now your life sucks or some dumb slut who actually thinks its cool
3. The title of prom queen is so low-rated teenage comedy and high school suburbia
4. If you post the pictures on the halls, people will think how much you charge per hour
5. HAVE YOU SEEN THE CLOTHES THEY WEAR?
6. Even if the sign says 'Prom Queen Candidates' it actually means (Nominees for Slut of The Year)
7. If you won the title of Prom Queen, we know that you have many slutty girlfriends and serviced every guy that has voted for you
8. Having a crown on your head in the annual College dance doesn't mean you are royalty and that everybody likes you, it means you sucked the most cocks.
   
9. Its very very very lame
10. College is a time to have fun, not bitchy cat fights and crowning people. Its not high school
    

Worst Week of My Life

Correction: Its the Worst Week of my life, so far.
Damn, it just sucks, lemme just list them for you and the incidents that really really really just screwed my life
I have no car. My mom sent hers to the shop so that means she has to use my car and drive me around, hence I cannot get my ass out of Swinburne even if I wanted to.

My brothers made a mess of my car. My car HAS NEVER been this dirty. There is dirt, grass and even some rice inside my car. And I swear to god there's some chocolate stains in the back seat. In addition, the car is also dirty and muddy which means I have to give it another thorough wash, even though I already washed it a few days ago. Also, the plastic compartment that holds the seat belt for the passenger seat is contorted, I really don't wanna know how that happen.

The fact that my car needs to be washed AND vacuumed twice a week now

I got soaked in the rain while wearing my favorite Topman shirt! Thank god its fine, but still, screw the rain.

The stupid accounting teacher was suddenly EXTREMELY hardworking at the lecture, observing the students as he goes up the row to check on the calculations or in his retarded language 'computations'. Seriously, its a CALCULATOR, you CALCULATE. It was seriously so unbelievable, that I thought that pigs can fly.

My brother went to the bathroom to shit, when he shit, he probably contributes 1% of the total air pollution in the whole Kuching suburbs. In fact when he shit, he stinks up the whole toilet, unfortunately, my contact lens were left unopened there and guess what? The next morning, my eyes stung when I wore them, forcing me to change to a new pair and a new case.

My PDA's battery was flat for some unknown reason, suddenly it just went dead.

I dunno how to replace the battery since the phone was bought all the way from Miri. And if you know my dad, he would always scold first and ask questions later and then nagging about it for a period of 4 to 6 months.

When I went home, my laptop was soaked due to the rain, thankfully it is fine. But still pissed that it was soaked.

Everyday, I have to wait like a loser for my car to come.

The severely discounted bag that I bought for a measly 100 bucks has a slight tear after one semester... yay me...

I went up to the cemetary to see my grandad. Unfortunately its the Chinese Halloween Festival, where the difference is that you stay at home and hole yourself instead of going out in scary costumes and having fun like Western cultures. Then that stupid monk had to chant loudly and annoyingly which made me want to cry. Not because of the horrible voice but the fact I cried the hardest when the chanting comes during my grandad's funeral.

There is a hole on my pink shirt that exposed one of my nipples. It feels like Janet Jackson at the superbowl

I broke a freaking chair at the lecture teather and what did my friends did? They laughed, some friends they are.

Screw it, worst week of my life so far. Screw it.

Spolight On: The Saturdays

Everyone knows who are the Saturdays
And if you don't please feel free and go back to the shitty hole wherever you came from and fuck yourself with a fucking shit-filled dildo.

The Saturdays which are Una Healy, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Frankie Sanford and Vanessa White made headlines way back in 2008 with their first single 'If This is Love' and then followed by their second hit, which made it to Malaysian airwaves with 'Up'. Now considering that they get their songs played by Hitz.fm, which I can say that they are successful in the Malaysian market, because Hitz.fm usually cycle their songs repetitively until they become from fresh hits to into shit that is as stale as stale bread can be. Unfortunately some cycled more than others, moreover, Malaysian radio shows are nothing but a bunch of idiot dumbasses with bad taste in music and extremely annoying infomercials which they happen to play more than the songs themselves.

Other singles like 'Work', 'Issues' and 'I Just Can't Get Enough' were also great hits. However, if you were to ask me what my favorite song from their first effort, Chasing Lights, I would say it would be 'Issues' because I have issues, lol.

The Saturdays are back (though it seemed they were never gone) with their second album Colonial Masses out in late 2009 or more specifically October 26th. The first single is this energetic, break up song called Forever is Over. Which is full of angst and a little rock edged, it sorta suits my current mood now. Anyway, AWKWARD.

Here is the premiere of 'Forever is Over'. I really love this song and really wish my readers would give them a try. If Colonial Masses is this good, I really cannot wait for what the rest of the album might be like.

5 types of girls, I will forever love

I can honestly tell you, I love these kinds of girls. They really turn me on, and I instantly will think that we will absolutely make a great couple, in a sense, hahahaha. Remember the post below that says 5 types of girls, I will forever hate? The anti of those 5 types, which are girls who likes and works for the designer look, good English, not an Ah Lien, doesn't acts like a kid and doesn't smoke period are my 5 faves, her is five of my other.

1. The girl with a nice voice tone/accent.

I am sorry but I really do not like girls with a strong Asian accent. I always find girls with a neutral accent extremely attractive, a neutral accent is sort of like my accent. A girl with a neutral accent says that she is a person who even though grew up in a country with an accent, loses it due to the fact that she prefers to be able to communicate with anyone. Plus, I find girls with neutral accent and a nice voice tone attractive and mysterious.Its just something about them.

Plus I am pretty sure after sex, you don't want to hear her say this in a strong Asian accent 'Wah, so nice AHHHHH!!!'

2. The girl who is fun!

I like a girl who has a sense of humor and is always funny to the core. I like funny girls because I know how important it is to always have a good laugh instead of moping around everyday.

3. Big Boobs, Long Legs

Self explanatory

4. The Je Ne Sais Quoi Factor

The Je Ne Sais Quoi factor is a kind of instant connection that you just like about her, nothing can explain it but you really just like her. It like hot butter melting on a pan by Tefal, its like how J.K. Rowling wrote the first words of the first Harry Potter Book, is like Bella Swan undenialbly is in love with Edward Cullen.

Its that kind of magic.

5. She is a tomboy, but a feminine one.

Think Cameron Diaz. She is outgoing, funny, likes to have fun and play sports but she still knows how to glamor herself up into extremely hot works of art.

That's cool, lol. Fun but girly at the same time.

5 types of girls, I will forever hate

I am bored, so allow me to share you about my taste of women. Since I have nothing to blog about and I am bored, might as well tell you guys about my taste in women. These five are the ones that I absolutely hate!

1. The Ah Lien girl.
Oh you know and I know how much I hate those trashy little slut whore zombies known as Ah Liens. Oh dear GOD, how much I hate them, from trashy fashion sense to horrible attitudes to annoying habits to even worse taste in music, these girls are like the jack of all trades in everything anti-Brendan Goh. I would never go out with these kinds of girls ever. It degrades my status as a more tasteful person. Plus if I date an Ah Lian, people would think I am some kind of old foreign leech who got nabbed by the local slut as a husband where I treat her like the prostitute she actually is and she treats me like some ATM machine.

2. The girl who smokes
I absolutely hate people who smoke period! If I were the Prime Minister, I would ban smoking from all public areas, smoking adverts will be full of real over-dramtic effects of smoking and the import tax on cigs will be so fucking high that it will cost 750 bucks just for one small stick of fag.

I am an asthmatic and have very sensitive lungs and nose, a small whiff of cigarette smoke would send me coughing and gasping for air. Plus being a tree hugging, future PETA supporter/ inconsistent vegetarian who hates gardening, I have to make up on a lot of environmental stuff to protect our Mother Earth. Don't you know smoking is like one of the main causes of air pollution? Plus smoking is like such a huge turn of as most of the girls who smoke are fat and failing horribly in their futile attempt to get thin and they also have bad breath and lopsided breast, most likely have smelly, hairy vaginas and likes anime. Girls already have to suffer with Breast Cancer and Cervical Cancer. My grandmother had breast cancer, my mother had a breast cancer scare and my teacher died of cevical cancer, do I want my future wife or girlfriend to suffer brain cancer as well??

3. The girl who acts like a kid
When I want a girl, I want her to make decisions for herself. She needs to be independant and give me some space. Sure I know, it will suck to be not with her where my fucking retarded imagination will get supremely paranoid but its for the best. The girl needs to think for herself, and should not always depend on me. If I want a kid, I can always go to Cambodia to adopt one.

I do not tolerate childish behavior and I defintely do not like girls in school uniforms. School girls never look hot for me. The coy and innocent play is fucking ridiculous. And definitely no cutesy wootsy stuff. I also do not need to call her every fifteen seconds, its not romantic, its creepy even more so if you are the kind that wants to be stalked.

4. The girl with bad English
I am sorry but all those deep and touching conversation is currently conveyed only in English. So unless you are fluent, please move along because we are never gonna have that Je Ne Sais Quoix moment

5. The girl in complete faux designer.
This is weird for normal guys but it is such a HUGE turnoff for me. For someone who worships the designs of famous brands like Prada, Salvatore Ferragamo, Gucci and Marc Jacobs to famous comercial brands like Topman, H&M, Padini and Esprit to unknown future powerhouses like Jillian Lewis, Uli Herzner, Rami Kashou, Christian Siriano and Korto Mamolu, someone in fake designer bag who want the look but not the quality or the prestige pricing of the product is an insult to an industry that highly influences me in my teenage emo years which I can never be hypocritical at. Sorry, fake designer = fake bitches

Next, 5 kinds of girls that I forever LOVE

Cast of my life

If my current life is to be a like some kind of scripted drama, which no doubt would be absolutely boring because most of the footage would probably be me acting like a drug addict on the peak of euphoria and cracking up crazily. You know, all I need is a male BLONDE sidekick to do the more nastier things. Haha, *hint* *hint* then we have this show which is a 'The Simple Life' ripoff called 'The High Boys' starring me and said crazy blonde teen (Macaulay Culkin or Aaron Carter?). I was thinking of wrapping someone's car with toilet paper since he always put on a shitty face in school, lol. (Obviously scripted duh, so what if the guy's car get teepeed because he is a shithead, he would get paid for it obviously. Like a few hundred bucks AT LEAST, plus the plate number would be mosiaced/blurred/blocked.) Also, we have to have a super computer for editing and uploading, you would not believe how large the file is of an original filmed movie via webcam is, if it were on a DVD cam corder in HD?

Unfortunately, I don't have a crazy male blonde teen so yeah the show wouldn't work nor a DVD cam corder and I am pretty sure my NEC will commit suicide with the large files of footage. So here is the cast members of the untitled, unfilmed, unscripted show that nobody knows about starring Brendan Goh, aka my life. Unless I am a celebrity of course. Oh btw, season 1 is Foundation sem 1, season 2 is foundation sem 2, and season 3 is degree and so forth. My show would be Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives, One Tree Hill thrown into a blender with a little garnish of Grey's Anatomy.

Principal Cast aka Main Characters

Brendan Goh (Season 1- present)

Its me, the unpredicably creative and somewhat nutty guy who is depressed because he is stuck in Swinburne but is not so depressed anymore. *hint* Somehow, his depression unwillingly attracts a lot of attention. Obviously I am Gabrielle Solis aka Eva Longoria Parker adding a little Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) flair of Gossip Girl and the inspiration of Chad Michael Murray's character plus some Brooke Davis drama.


Kong Siaw Wee (Season 2- present)

The reason why KSW is my number two is because, she is my number two. I always know that no matter what, Siaw Wee is a girl I know who will always have my back! I trust her a lot and I trust her judgment. She is considered to be one of my truest friends. I am pretty sure and I hope that in future we are and will be life-long friends. She is honestly, the nicest being on Earth and I am glad to have a friend like her. I call her the Susan Mayer (optimistic side) of my life because she always knows what to say. Her relationship with me is a tight and close bond but strictly platonic and not romantic.

Belinda Liew (Season 1- present)

Belinda Liew is a former wushu athlete who is also a scholarship student. Real smart, pretty and always hardworking, a real good potential wife if it were not the wushu background. She is confident about herself and always strives to improve herself. Backing her up is her ever loyal boyfriend, Kian Hoong. You can say she looks pretty much perfect but deep inside, I see she is like any other normal girl. I stick with Belinda because she is realistic, keeps me grounded and inspires me that we can always get something right for once or at least create a facade that we are perfect. She is sort of like the Bree Hodge/Izzie Stevens composite of my life.

Yuyun Tansari Tan (Season 1- Present)

Yuyun is small, cute and sweet. She is always the gentle soul of the bunch. Something like a mini Peyton Sawyer with the Katherine Mayfair power. She also has a somewhat of a subtle but powerful inner strength in her that I seriously find it so cool.

Kee Jia Jin (Season 1- present)

Another hardowrking girl who always has the best tips to save. A college version of Lynette Scavo I guess. She is nice but she like Yuyun has an inspirational strength in her. I don't get her humor but well at least she has some. Which is great. She also reminds me of Vanessa Abrams of Gossip Girl for some reason.

Giuliano Chang (Previously Recurring, Season 3- present)

Guiliano is like my only guy friend ever since Martin left and Guhan and I don't really hang around anyomre. We have some common ground with WWE but I like Divas and he likes Randy Orton getting his ass kicked. He is a little mixture of Dan Humphrey with the nerdy Mouth of One Tree Hill adding in some Nate confidence.

Bianca (Season 3- Present)

Bianca was a girl from Lodge who transferred to Swinburne. Goofy and extremely fun to hang around with. For the few marketing sessions I knew her, she and I got along real well. She would be something like Edie but less bitchy and more fun, add in a little Brooke Penelope Davis. Also a free spirit like Serena Van Der Woodsen.

Yeah, that is my principal cast, next is the former cast, which I will also talk about but the recurring characters, I would not because I don't know much about them and lazy to write my opinions about them. I write about these people because I have known them for a long time or more well compared to others and consider them my friends (except for Bianca but add her in because she is so interesting and different from others)

Former Cast Members

Audrey Tan (Season 1-2)

Audrey was a real fun girl, that I had a lot of great laughs with. Dramatic, interesting and extremely funny, her attitude just cracks me up and makes her very likable even though it is somewhat whiny. She should enter the Big Brother House because I am sure she has a great chance in winning. Its a 100,000 dollars by the way! I think, lol. She can really be the life and soul of the party with just one sentence 'I want Ice Cream'. Other famous quotes are 'Why are you so slow/stupid', in a very loud and whiny manner. 'Lazy' and 'Brendan... '(in a warning tone) are another few more examples.

Johanna Lorencia (Previously Recurring, Season 2)

Johanna is a girl who is always calm and level headed. The chick is always helpful to others and is somewhat like a rock. She took a break and will return in Season 4.

Martin Nguyen (Season 2)

Martin is a such a sweet, fun, innocent and extremely cute looking guy that is a great potential of a boyfriend. Think David Archuleta but a little more adult. He is back in Vietnam awaiting to join RMIT Vietnam. Fiercely loyal, this guy will definitely be a good person to keep.

Guhan (Season 2, currently recurring)

Guhan is a great and nice guy who chews a lot of mint flavored gum. Since I allergic to mint since the smell makes me gag and my mouth will foam is I tasted it, I usually try not to talk to him much if he has gum breath. Its strictly for my well being. He is a guy who has a passion for cricket and is someone who is genuinely concerned about you.

Tan Meng Siang (Season 1, recurring Season 2)

A guy that is so fun to hang around with but since he is in a different course, I rarely see him these days.

Anderson Lai (Season 2)

He was my friend but a misunderstanding drifted us apart, refer to previous posts for the whole juicy gossip. The ball is in his court now. If he and I can be friends, sure, I think I can manage that and remove the TTYN ban, but it will be awkward, enough said.

Recurring Cast Members are people who I actually talk to or at least recognize in the hallway(hope I don't forget anyone)
Recurring Cast Members

Jilly Tagore (Season 1- present)
Stephanie Seem (Season 1- present)
Kong Pei Long (Season 1- present)
Ling Sing Jin (Season 1, recurring Season 2- present)
Kelvin Jong (Season 1- present)
Joshua Leong (Season 1- present)
Bryan Lee (Season 1- present)
Andy Law (Season 1- present)
Elton Jong (Season 1- present)
Yong Kiat Seng (Season 1- present)
Jacqueline Kong (Season 1- present)
Edina Chong (Season 1- present)
Ashik Rahman (Season 1- present)
Sherrie Pui (Season 1- present)
Lam Mun Yin (Season 1- present)
Evelyn Gan (Season 2- present)
Doreen Wong (Season 2- present)
Liu Kian Hoong (Season 2- present)
Liaw Min Chiong (Season 2- present)
Cheryl (Season 3- present)
Alvin (Season 3- present)

To my principal cast members, I really did not mean to offend you, I just want to show how great you people are and how you influence my life. Think of it as a tribute or a thank you for being in my life and helping me to learn and grow as time passes. If it is offensive, then, I shall put on a password protection (if there is) or just delete it. Hope it doesn't change our friendship.

Project Runway is BACK (finally)

After a TEN month hiatus,
(Yes, you heard me, ten fucking months, not ten days, nor ten weeks or the usual 3 to 4 month hiatus of normal shows, but TEN awesomely fucking grueling long months of no Project Runway)
Project Runway is FINALLY back.

So before I begin on why the hell happened to Project Runway had to be on the shelf for Ten Fucking Months, allow me to explain what Project Runway is. This is for all of you idiotic, dumb, oblivious, frogs-under-the-well, stupid, foolish, ah lien, ah beng, bloody-asian-sovereign, tacky, pathetic hermits that have disappeared from the face of this earth for five years for some fucking reason that I do not care about but am extremely grateful and glad that you were gone for the past five years because I am pretty sure I will fucking hate your fucking shittastic guts if you were around which you are now.

Project Runway is a reality television competition where 16 designers will compete to win. The prizes are an editorial feature in Marie Clarie magazine, $100,000 to start their own line and an all expenses paid trip for 2 to Paris (which I have been to before, just wanna add, lol). Every week, the designers will be put to the test in a series of challenges where they will be eliminated one by one. The challenges generally will require them to create a garment of non traditional materials (car parts), for a celebrity (Brooke Shields), for a corporate fashion line (Diane Von Furstenberg) or a specialized theme (Prom Night), or a specific client (WWE Divas). The designers are usually required to create the garment within a limited amount of time usually one or two days before the runway show. The final three designers will be given the opportunity to present their collection in Bryant Park where only one will be the winner. The models paired with the designer are in a competition too. The model paired with the winning designer will win $25,000 from L'Oreal and a fashion spread in Marie Claire magazine.

Heidi Klum is the host and judge of the show. On the panel, she is joined by Micheal Kors, fashion designer and Nina Garcia, Fashion Editor of Marie Claire Magazine. The designers are mentored by Tim Gunn, chief creative officer of Liz Claireborne. For more information, just find the wikipedia for 'Project Runway'.

The idiotic, dumb, oblivious, frogs-under-the-well, stupid, foolish, ah lien, ah beng, bloody-asian-sovereign, tacky, pathetic hermits that have disappeared from the face of this earth for five years for some fucking reason that I do not care about but am extremely grateful and glad that you were gone for the past five years because I am pretty sure I will fucking hate your fucking shittastic guts if you were around which you are now has ended.

Now, let me just give you guys the summary for the reason why Project Runway was sidelined for Ten Fucking Months.

The producers for this show, The Weinstein Company decided to leave Bravo and headed towards Lifetime, ie they switched networks. Which then NBC who owns Bravo decided to sue the Weinstein Company which was settled in April, then Lifetime decided to air it on August 20, 2009. Which ended with me saying 'Fuck.'

Now, other than changing networks. The sixth season of Project Runway is in Los Angeles instead of New York. Other than that, their studio is now the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising (FIDM) instead of Parsons The New School of Design. Also, Nina Garcia jumped ship from being an Editor-at-Large of Elle Magazine to Fashion Editor of Marie Claire magazine.

Other than Project Runway, Lifetime has another show for the models of Project Runway called Models of the Runway. Its something like America's Next Top Model, only it has half an hour and no challenges, oh and there is no, Tyra, haha.

Man, Ten Fucking Months of no Project Runway is fucking depressing, but I have to say its worth the wait. Other than a new sister channel (Models), they also have an All Star Challenge, featuring 8 of the past favorites.

Daniel Vosovic, Santino Rice, Sweet P, Chris March, Korto Momolu, Mycheal Knight, Jeffrey Sebelia and Uli Herzner battle to compete for another shot of $100,000. Where the fuck is Kenley Collins, Rami Kashou and Jillian Lewis? Jeffrey already won $100,000 back in Season 3!

Damn, anyways, its good to have them back. Thank god. I didn't know that no Project Runway is making me getting a shortage on insulting women's poor fashion sense, lol. Well, TV is not going to be boring no more, lol. I cannot wait till me weekly youtubing sessions start.

This season of Project Runway promises to be fun and dramatic like previous ones, can't wait to catch more of it. Now I would rather stare at the computer and wait for Youtube to stream them, but if you have the patience, then please go ahead and wait for another, I dunno... Ten Fucking Months for the Malaysian Premiere.

As for my busy TV season coming up in September:

I am DEFINITELY going to watch these shows: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Girl, America's Next Top Model, Ugly Betty, Private Practice, Eastwick and Cougar Town.

I am going to TRY and watch these though: Hank, 90210, Melrose Place, One Tree Hill and Beautiful Life.

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Summary:

This is a more whimsical, hormonal and fun Harry Potter compared to the other books. Something like being in form 4, you know, the honeymoon year? It somewhat a great little soup to brew that will end up in the large finale of the franchise. Obviously romance is seriously in the air.

The Good:

The movie has real great special effects like the previous films, though it has not much action like the past ones to begin with, the movie holds up as its own as the calm before the storm, a more mellow story if you compare with the whirlwind of the Goblet of Fire and the Order of the Phoenix. It defintely sets the tone for Deathly Hallows 1 & 2

I love the director's vision, its exactly like mine for the movie, albeit, mine looked more like a budget cut version rather than the super imaginary special effects ones of the movie.

I absolutely love Helena Bonham Carter now. Her character, Bellatrix Lestrange definitely has a great nutty and psychotic impact in the movie. Although, her screen time maybe less than the principal cast, but she definitely shines in this one. Alan Rickman, as usual is great with Severus Snape

The Bad:

More Luna Lovegood, I barely see her throughout the movie. It sucks to tell you the truth. All in all, the romance, hormones and snogging is a little boring. I yawned through some parts.

For some reason, the movie seems to coast a little in some scenes which is why its so boring.

And there was nothing about the disappearances and if I am not misktaken, a heated argument between Mr Weasley and Percy is in order? I cannot fucking believe that that was not portrayed!

Overall:

Not a bad movie, defintely a nice one to catch, however, it only applies if you like Harry Potter or read the books and obviously have a fucking brain to think about it. As your uber flashy special effects are sort of lacking in this one.

Rating:

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince gets a 3 out of 5

Better than Rachael Yamagata

I am serious, listen to this song
its called maybe by Ingrid Michaelson
I can tell you its so hot.

Mature, risky, sassy.
Oh so adult contemporary, loves it.

R.I.P. Madam Leong Wei Yan

It wasn't until late in the evening that I discovered what my mom told me in the afternoon was actually true.
My form teacher for the first three years of primary school, Madam Leong has passed away.
She had contracted Stage Three Cervical Cancer which spread to her colon and intestines just like Jade Goody
It honestly sucks.

At first, honestly, I was in denial
I mean come on, there are probably so many Madam Leongs in my primary school, it can't be her right.
I didn't think too much about it because, it comes from my brother, Ryan who obviously is someone who is a little inattentive and doesn't bother much.
And when my cousin can't remember the exact name, I still put it off.
It was until Audrey told me her name, and it hit me

The experience is something like a large tsunami wave crushing you with a full force of hardcore reality.
She was dead.
She passed on, and I felt guilty for being in denial about it and not going to pay my last respects or buy every freaking copy of Chinese Newspaper to read about it just to know the location of the funeral.
Stupid rain, for discouraging me to doing some investigating.

As I remember the lady who used to drag my mother all the way from her job just to complain about my messy homework, my seriously messy textbooks that look like the dog chew it while in fact, the bag chewed it.
Which earned me my first school nickname (xian chai or kiam chai or salted vegetables)
I know its the bag because I have no dog at the time.
I am fucking serious!
My old bags can chew books, vomit crayons and blacken my pencils.
Its the BAG's FAULT *pouts*
I am really serious about this!

It really got me thinking
She was one of the person responsible for changing and developing me into the man that I am today.
Teachers not only teach you and give you information and knowledge about the subjects you are supposed to learn. But they are also cultivators and facilitators of your personality and make you the person you are today.
Though we may not realize it at the time due to our young sense of immaturity and the time that ages our minds where some memories will be forever lost, as we grow up to be the young men and women standing here today, we are the results of our teacher's nurture.
I mean look at me, from a messy little boy who used to hide lunch boxes and puke in the school drawer has matured into a young man, who is addicted to fashion, TV, acting, photography and SHOPPING! Who is also probably gay-looking (okay, TV has to do with this)
Fine, VERY GAY LOOKING and the gay fantasies won't help either. (Fuck you! Jonathan Rhys Meyers! Then again, FUCK ME Jonathan Rhys Meyers)

Anyway, Madam Leong was a no nonsense teacher, when she was strict, she can be seriously strict, but she always has some sort of warmth emanating from her.
Its so weird that in the past, I used to hate her guts.
Oh right, I was a kid who thinks that he is supposed to be the center of everything.
I still do by the way. *winks*

Well, there is nothing else to do but mourn and have a moment of silence
Boy, times like these makes you realize how short life is.
I felt guilty for not knowing this sooner
But instead of me going to visit her, she came and visit me, in a form of a snail

Now I dunno if its Buddhism or just my way of thinking about life.
But during the night after the burial of someone important to me or any member of the family, give or take a few days
A creature will enter my house in a very weird way.
When my grandad died, there was like a dragonfly roaming around every room downstairs as if it was surveying the house.
My family or specifically, my dad said it was my grandfather.
And now its snails!
In front of my front porch was a ridiculously large snail
It was as large as a tiny rabbit!
It was humongous! I tell you!
See! The pics!








I assumed it was Madam Leong 'visiting' me and Darren.
Darren, being the coward that he is, ran away from it like the Chicken it is, Ryan followed suit!
My mom was puking and screaming 'Poisonous' every 5 seconds!
For those of you who say Darren or Ryan are the more manly type brother of the family, eat my shorts.
Then while my mom was folding clothes, she found another snail hanging on Ryan's sock.
You should have seen how she freaked out and squealed like a pig, hilarious, no video since its spur of the moment.
But I guess it was funny, haha
Thanks for visiting Madam Leong, and telling me that you are fine (Assumed since she visited).