The physics table layout.
Among the seating plans at Chemistry, Biology and Physics,
I find Physics has the most diverse
and easiest to group and regonize
It may not be picture perfect but you can see the various forms of cliques

Group 1: The Bitch Group
The bitches of 5sc1 are all there.
Brigid who Rachel thinks is a bitch
Ying Ying maybe invisible but she is sorta jenny's right hand girl which pulls her to the same category
Jenny is so obvious
As for Josephine?
I think she is just a victim of circumstance
So, no hard feelings Josephine.

Group Two: The Space Filler
Nobody sits there but Jia Jia and Melissa
If it gets too crowded then I will move there
There is nothing much in this group
Pretty much like a free land.

Group Three: The Lords of Clowntown
Alex, Jeremy, Luke, Franco, Ming Bong and sometimes me.
There is a lot of fooling around at that table.
With antics and practical jokes
its never boring

Group Four: The Male-Bitch Group
They do nothing but gossip and complain and complain and gossip
If they were a fraternity which they never willbe
It will be called Sigma Bitcha Alpha
Eric is the Alpha Freako Bitch
Hubert is the sleazy right hand man
Elton is the sneaky one who wants take over as Alpha Freako Bitch
Khoon Sheng is the 'enforcer' that 'humphs' a lot
While Kheng Yong will be the weasel for the team.

Group Five: Sing Sang Song
Ivy, Caroline, Hui Sang and Yee Ying.
They sing all those Chinese crap songs
Sing Sing Sing
Bitch Bitch Bitch
Its all they do.

Group Six: Lisa
Just Lisa because I don't know where to put her.

Group Seven: Biru Blossoms
Michelle Lim, Michelle Chung, Andrea, Mei Shan and Catherine
They actually do study
They like hanging out with each other
I wonder how they tolerate freaks like Mei Shan

Group Eight: Harmony Hijau
The hijau girls.
Jamie, Hui Ting, Athena, Lee Chin and Joon Ching aka Princess
Wanted too call emo, sarcastic and bitchy but only 3 people qualify.

Group Nine: Nerds and Nerds wannabes
Nerds: Liang Jiun, Liong Yew, Senk Siang
Wannabes: Victor, Xiang Lun, Cyril, Vincent and Jia Zhi
The nerds are there to study
The wannabes are there because there friends are sitting there (Victor and consequently Xiang Lun)
The others have no place to sit but the front
I wanna drag Cyril's freaking tight ass to my place
Unfortunately Vincent and Jia Zhi are holding him down.
DAMN.

As you can see, I belong to two groups
maybe I should be in Lisa's group
Brendan and Lisa
Lisa and brendan
Buck toothed model and drama queen
Nope, doesn't match
Now Adam and Lisa
Lisa and Adam does ring a bell

Gossip
I love gossip.
I do, I really really do.
If its about someone, then its cool cause we can thrash how bad that person is in an exaggerated level
If its about my friends then I can use it as an advice to help them
If its about me, then it means people are talking about me and that is a good thing
There is nothing about bad publicity
Boy, I sound a lot like Natasha from ANTM Cycle 8.

So this is how we trash about people
Allow me to use this as an example.
Lets say a girl named J is known to be a cheap ass slut
So it will start like this
"Did u know that slut J?"
"Yeah, I heard that she and her boyfriend fucked on the first date"
"I hear that she is already 3 months pregnant"
"Oh my God! No wonder she is gaining weight!"
"That's not all, I hear that she likes it when her boyfriend cums on her mouth"
"Ugh, that kinkish slut!"
"Yeah, nasty"
"Eww"
Then everyone gets into a conclusion
"She is definitely living in a trailer park with like 10 kids and drinks her future fat-ass boyfriend's cum all day"

Then there is the friend part.
I hear friends gossiping about him, then advise him
like what I do to Xiang Lun
Unfortunately, not a success
boy he is good at making castles in the air
i really feel fed up about him.

Of course there is things about me
"You know, Brendan's idol is Britney Spears?"
"Eww, why does he want to do that"
" i tell you liao, this guy is the damn real gay one"
" Cyril should be careful afterward he rape him"
"No lah, that Brendan is a pussyboy, he wants Cyril to fuck him"
Oh yeah, I know who are the idiots that gossip this shit
So don't think I don't know
Cyril and I are friends and that's it ok?
he is like the Malaysian version of Aaron

Anyways, what the fuck is you guys with the OIC stuff in history
Alex can say and I figured it out too
So, why the fuck you guys boo at me and not him
You have no respect for me
I hope that all of you will be stuck living in trailer parks
At least the best thing you can do is give me some self-respect that I deserve
Which is hell yeah a lot.
I want some mutual respect, is that so much to ask?

What's Hot, What's Not
Ok, there are a lot of good music that's out lately
So here are the good ones that you seriously should tune to.
Obviously, I am very up-to-date with my music
Gosh, I am so hardworking
Searching for new singles everywhere
On the road i found a few hidden treasures
So, go download these songs now.

1. Gimme More- Britney Spears
Yup, I got it
Very techno and very sexy and sultry
It started with an explicit
Not gonna tell you though
You can see the similarities and differences between danja (pronounced 'danger') and timbaland
Real hot

2. Fabulous- Ashley Tisdale & Lucas Gabreel
Yes, high school musical mania is everywhere!!!
This is a new one with Sharpay wanting everything to be FABULOUS!!
Very nice and catchy

3. The Great Escape- Boys Like Girls
Yes, there is a band called Boys Like Girls
Come on, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Gym Class Heroes and 30 Seconds To Mars
sound way more weird
Anyway, Its a cool song so check it

4. Love Is Wicked- Brick and Lace
This is real cool
especailly with the raggae done by a girl
Very catchy and exotic

5. Whine Up- Kat Deluna and Elephant Man
Now if you haven't heard of this, it means two things
a) You are stuck or living somewhere in the jungle
or
b) you are listening to too many chinese crap.
Its the theme of the summer
Its the theme for the biggest party of the summer

6. Get Me Bodied- Beyonce
This song is soooooo hot
You should give it a try

7. Tattoo- Jordin Sparks
like a tattoo
this one will stick to you
very nice to hear

8. Light Up The Sky- Yellowcard
A new one from yellowcard
the only band that has a violinist so far
touching and inspirational

9. Whatever You Like- Nicole Sherzinger and T.I.
This song is so hot
Very sexy and so cool
Plus it is fun and rockin hot!!!!
Makes you wanna scream for Nicole more.

10. Natalie Imbruglia- Glorius
I feel so glorius in this song
Its very nice and cheery
Peaceful song
Like happily ever after

All of them and more can be found in the internet or Maxt, my iPod
So if you wanna listen then wait till wednesday at EST
and I will bring it over if you are a student of SMK Sungai Maong
but if you aren't I will bring it to tuition
If you are out of the country, then give me your email and I will send it to you.
Can't wait for the Britney official video

Gimme more
Britney's new single!!!!
Yay!!!!!!!!!
Its so cool and so catchy.
Gimme gimme more
gimme more
gimme gimme
I want more BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!
GIMME GIMME MORE
GIMME MORE
GIMME GIMME MORE
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
If you wanna hear it.
I will bring Maxt on EST on Wednesday
Boy i am so totally enjoying this song
Can't wait for the album
Although it is released at SPM
Boy, am I screwed.

Best power rangers episode ever

Independence or Intolerance?
My school has just recently celebrated the school version of Malaysia's independence.
Where we will be waving flags like a bunch of maniacs
unfortunately, God was not so keen of allowing everyone to celebrate.
It rained.
Still everyone is in full spirit and i did get some down time on studying
Besides, SPM is coming soon and happens once in a lifetime.
After that its college.
Merdeka on the other hand happens every year
Where 'brainless' kids like you and me assumed that Malaysia's independence
is used for playing fireworks like the 4th of July.

Anyway, teachers were not allowed to teach
Mr.Law was so sad
The principal is so hard-working,
forcing everyone to spend money on flags.
even though God tried his best to stop Malaysian schools from celebrating
The spirit of Malaysians still shine bright, well some of them
The patriotic songs filled the air.
Me and my friends sing along because its fun
The merdeka spirit caused some to do little antics for fun
Then there were performances from the students of SMK Sungai Maong

The Malay poem sent shrills down the spine because the girl performing it sounds like fingernails clawing the blackboard.
The chinese one sounds pathetic
The english one lasted three seconds.
Then it is followed by the Malay traditional lyric thing that they do
The highs by the girl cracked glasses
The lows by the guy caused ear-sores.
After that its the song-time.
Chinese song sounded like shit
Malay song can rank top 10 in the worst American idol auditions ever.
English didn't even happened
Just goes to show, my talent in singing is the best.
In the end, the prinicipal aka Mdm Helen Tan lead everyone to cheer merdeka
It sounds some what dispirited.

Which leads me to another topic
the king of bluff,
the dominator of dui-paoing
the crack-up of cannons
Wong Xiang Lun actually wrote a great essay on English.
Its about the last day of SPM
He wrote that i was a bad singer who is always out of tune
and reads the lyrics out.
he said that I went beserk and caused a dent on the principal's new truck
Next term, if there is atopic that allows, I will get my revenge
But if there are other tempting topics, i might change.
Besides, its not good to stoop as low as a bluffing cannon

So many movies!!!!

Well, we all know that there are so many summer releases in the market right now

so what are the movies that are a must see.

since I have a really tight schedule

I made a list of the movies that are I gotta watch.

Transformers, Fantastic 4 2, The simpsons movie and Ratatouille are not included because i have seen them

so here goes

1. WWE Summerslam

Although its not a movie, its in the top of my list

I am an avid wrestling fan, and the biggest party of the summer is one of my favourite PPVs.

Besides there are a lot at stake.

diva's battle royal, cena vs orton, kennedy vs umaga vs carlito, khali vs batista

Oh my God it is just a must see!

2. Hairspray

It looks kinda cool

it makes me interested about it

I wanna see this movie because I am curious.



3. Superbad

You gotta love this one

There is a lot of swearing and cursing

Its very funny too.

Plus, its about a bunch of geeks who try to lose their virginity.
So, I wonder who will accept them



4. I Pronounce You Chuck And Larry

Two straight men who turns into a gay couple for insurance

That sounds like its really hilarious

Besides, I love to watch Adam Sandler since Click

5. Rush Hour 3
Who could not wanna watch Rush Hour 3
I love all the rush hour series so this should be fun
Besides, I don't watch a lot of fighting movies lately.
I guess I am turning into a more romantic comedy type.

6. Perfect Stranger
I love it, the title sounds so cool
The trailer is so cool because its very psychological and spooky
Not like the ghost crap.

7. My Super Sweet Sixteen the movie
I needed some comfort for last year's major disaster
Besides it makes me drift away into my own world
where I actually have a Super Sweet Sixteen
Without my brother or his pathetic friends
Ugh!!!

8. Nancy Drew
This is a nice little tween movie
I have never read Nancy Drew but just wanna see it
Out of curiosity

9. The Bourne Ultimatum
Action-packed with a lot of stunts
Its so cool
I would love this, its all one mind and hunting down.

10. Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix
I am a Harry Potter addict
So watching the movie may cure my pain.
You know,
my parents bought deathly hallows and only allowed me to read it after SPM
Locked up in a safe
Trying to find the key
Man its so hard.

Weirdest Dream
I had one of the world's most disturbing dreams last night.
Its like some kind of musical.
Its three different scenes
with three different background music

The first one goes like this.
I was blabbering spanish with Bernat Quintana
You know,
Maxt from El Cor de la Ciutat
which made me wonder where is Enric
Anyway, he escorted me in the dance studio
I still don't know what am i speaking
Although I was speaking very fluent spanish
With my own accent of course.
Anyway there was music playing the whole time in background
Then I suddenly recognised the song
'Me Haces Falta' by Jennifer Lopez
Bernat kissed me goodbye and said 'te quiero'
which means 'I love you' in spanish.
I did the same and started doing ballet
during that time, I got flashes of what bernat is doing
First, he went to the store asked the store clerk for something
Its a ring
Was Bernat going to propose to me?
So after that he went out.
He got chased by a group of people.
He ran into the street and then got rammed by a car
Blood was oozing from his head as he lay face down
The phone was ringing ( seems familiar)
I was the one calling
I talked to him, not knowing that he was dying. (seems so damn familiar)
Suddenly the whole thing went blank

I reappeared in some kind of chruch
to be more specific, St. Joesph's cathedral
Marrying some hot chick who I don't recognize
'Stranger' by Hilary Duff was playing
We entertained some guest
We were having fun
However the atmosphere seemed so fake
After that, I went to the foyer
I saw her making out with another woman
I was angry
Got out of the mansion
Yes, a mansion
Drove off
I lost control on a sharp bend and the whole car went off the road
Tumbling downhill
The car later exploded

The next thing I knew,
I was wearing a tux
The signboard said SMK Sungai Maong, Class of 5sc1, 2007 10th year reunion
Know it feels weird officially.
Classical music was playing
It clashes with the cheesy red setting
I looked around
A few are pregnant and a few have babies or kids
Some have engagement rings around them
As I looked around, i am the only one who is single
'Lonely' which was one of my own songs was playing
Suddenly there was darkness wirling around me.
In the end, I woke up, sweating
I couldn't sleep that night
So I did my bio homework to pass the time.

Some guy with some girl watching sepet
Its the hols right here in my place.
Its so serene
The heat may be sweltering but i am good.
Samantha came like 6.45 in the morning to wake me up
I was like what?
Calling me to wake up at 6.45 in the morning?
She told me its important, so i let her in
She flicked the switch and we watch this movie called: sepet
Sepet is word in Malay which means slit eyes like Jia Jia or Teresa
But Teresa is a Latina and she has slit eyes for some reason
Anyway its a story about a chinese boy and a malay girl falling in love
Very interracial but strangely i find it quite interesting.
We were literally glued to the screen.
Funny thing is, it is not American, its MALAYSIAN!!!!
Wel, I guess that its one of those rare movies that are not your taste but you love it.
At the end, the malay girl went to England to pursue her studies.(Scholarship with only 5As puh-leeze)
While the chinese, not to mention seriously cute boy, riding his crappy motorcycle got into an accident
Blood was oozing from his head, which we literally shocked!
We even cried when the malay girl read the romantic letter the chi boy sent to her.


Another achievement of Malaysia Boleh because i rarely cried in movies
The list of movies that i cried are:
1. brokeback mountain
2. sepet
3. simpsons movie (laughed till I cried)
4. gigli (so horrible that I cried)
5. House of wax (Its Paris Hilton for God sakes)
6. Saw III (scared till I cried)
7. candice michelle becoming women's champion

Anyway we found the sequel to sepet
Its called Gubra
The chi guy died, we didn't watched it because its lame
But more to the fact that the chi guy died
Did you know the funny thing?
The chi guy was involved in the accident but he is still able to answer her and talk to her
That's so weird
Anyway, we wikipediaed Gubra it seems that after the credits rolled
we will see a topless chi guy sleeping next to the malay girl
and they have wedding rings on their ring finger.
We don't wanna watch it because we seen the chi guy wrapped in a towel
To keep our fantasies alive
Gosh he is so hot!!!
Do you know the funny thing is?
He looks very much like the hot guy that appears in my dreams now and then.
The dreams started sometime after my Form 4 term.
At 9, I am going to sammy's and watch Goodbye Boys
Another Malaysian film
She told me that there are hot boys there
So its cool, I am down
Besides, Josh, Anna, Sean, Lucy, Lawrence, Anna and currently in Kuching, Stacy
are coming too.
Another slumber party.
I feel like an eleven year old everytime i said 'slumber party'

So Not Me
I don't feel like myself today.
I feel weird, a little retarded.
A lot of people chose not to sit next to me for some reason.
Hate me?
I don't know
What I do?
The only people who pissed me of was Vincent and Jia Zhi.
Hmm...
I don't know.
Anyway, I actually was patient for one hour waiting for my mom
Because I bought Maxt along.
Maxt is my son aka my iPod
I know its weird to give a name to your ipod
but Maxt is my little baby.
Besides, he is gonna get an upgrade soon.

I was a total teacher's pet on History
I actually remembered the arab jahiliah stuff.
you know, the wine, polygamy and robbing stuff.
Anyway, Alex was his very obnoxious self
Giving bad puns along the lesson.
Strange enough, 1 hour and 45 minutes was not that long at all.
SPM is around the corner.
But for some reason, no one is getting the jitters
Maybe except me
As I was not myself today
Felt like a nerd although not wearing school shirt.
Maybe the fact that me, not wearing uniform makes me concentrate better.
That's it!!!!
Uniforms can lose a student's concentration in their studies
So uniforms rule should be abolished!!!!!!

In case you are wondering,
Yes I got selected for National Service
and yes,
I may not be able to participate in Survive My challenge.
So my opponents are spared from my overdramatic antics
Because this boy is in 3 months of military work
Great, huh
I hear that they will shave heads for guys.
That sucks
I am so totally gonna pull 7 antics

1. The Gisele
I will say" don't shave it too short!"

2. The Catie
instead of saying' I look like a boy'
I say "I look like a bald prostitute"

3. The Ann
I will whine " I look horrible in no hair"
Because I look good in short hair

4. The Brandy
"How am I going to tell my boyfriend about this?"

5. The Cassandra
"I don't wanna look"

6. The Jade
"Oh God"

7. The Jaeda
Just cry, cry and cry

I really should act like Jaslene when they shave my head, i will think that they are shaving off my anger and resentment. But think about it, a bunch of small brained, patriotic, military doofuses shaving your head. God, I have to pray extremely hard that they don't shave my hair too bad or shave of a chip of my ear. some people actaully liking national service and wanting to attend it. Imagine that!

Epiphany
Sudden realisation of great truth.
I got one of those before.
Well, quite a lot actually.
School is very peaceful without Eric, Hubert and Jenny.
Ahhh, such peace.
Actually felt relaxed
Hmm, was it the fact that i was not wearing school uniform or the six cans of beer that I had last night.
Yes I am allowed to drink beer.
No egg, no soy sauce and its not even sour.
That's why i over indulged
However, the beer or me not wearing uniform got me thinking.

I suddenly realised that i am alone.
I feel alone, hallow and that my existence is meaningless.
Will my insecurities erode?
I don't know.
Everyone was talking and chatting away.
everyone except me.
I looked around and everyone's mouth was moving except mine.
No doubt my mom would be happy.
Because i actually paid attention throughout the day.
Even in physics which paying attention is a serious tall order.
Don't get me wrong, the teacher is fine
Its the subject.
Its soooo boring.

Anyway back to the subject.
nobody was talking to me.
I actually felt alone in this world and that i am not part of 5sc1.
I guess its true that nobody really cares about me.
They just treat me nicely and then make fun of me.
I seriously don't get it
when I try to open my mouth and voice put my opinion,
I get sushed up.
Nobody really wants to hear what I say.
I guess I am kinda needing a little attention
okay, okay alot!!!!
A lot of people find me annoying for some reason
its not like i talk a lot like Xiang Lun.
In fact I felt that i rarely talk at all.
Most of the time, i do keep to myself
I am not like Jenny who yaps shit everyday
However the irony is people actually likes listening to her.
I on the other hand, cannot stand her.

Life just sucks
How I wish to be studying in Australia right now.
Where people actually are very open
And accept people for who they are.
oh yeah, betcha 10 bucks that xiang lun's sister did not gave him the monowada boo pencil box and that he actually bought it himself.
Come on! The eccentric collection of happy meal gifts and stuffed pokemon plus the sustagen bottle?
They are evidence that Xiang Lun is a kid at heart.
Unlike me, drinking beer, watch desperate housewives and thinks pre-marital sex with both sexes is okay.
I may have my babyface
but I have lost my innocence.
Hey did you realised that everything i type has almost no abbreviations (short forms) or those stupid Manglish slangs?
this means I am perfect in my english, well sorta.

Honestly, i can imagine myself moving away and living in Australia right now
After that I will use that as a stepping stone to move to San Francisco!!!
My dream city.
Well, i gotta go watch tonite's episode of America's next Top Model because i have to study at night.

Frustrated
I just heard the new Natalie Imbruglia single,
Its called Glorious.
Wanna download it
But can't
Because stupid Frostwire Is unable to download the damn song
As for Bearshare?
Only wmv files no MP3s!!!!!!!!!
Who listens to wmv files anyway?

As I was saying I am very frustrated because
1. I dunno how to do my chemistry homework
2. I dunno how to do my biology homework too.
3. History? Clueless.
4. BM? 4get it!
5. English essay about the mum thing? Gonna do it soon, but need time to construct.
Although I only wanted the cert or shield or whatever that thing is you get for just participating, I wanna go to JAPAN!!! Fat chance but never hurts to try. Trying to find that dynamic angle.
6. Add Math project? Most likely tomorrow.

So right now I am sitting right here typing this post.
Oh yeah! I made a song about Jenny Chiew.

Jenny Chiew
is a bitch
This is because she talks like one
Why is she called a bitch?
This is because she looks like one.
Look out or the bitch
Jenny chiew, the stupid bitch.
lol!!!!
Btw, bitch is called a female dog.
I am just doing this for fun though
But in a serious note, jenny reminds me of a pug.
Type 'pug' on google and you know what i mean..

Things that I hate
Food that I hate: Hmm, I hate porridge. Its slimy and disgusting and meant for babies, the elderly and old people. I am not included in either of these categories.

Fruit that I hate: Is there a saying that a Malaysian should love durians and that if he or she hates it, the person should actually leave Malaysia. Well, *packs up suitcase and walks* see ya!

Vegies that I hate: Eggplant. Ewww. Its just ewww.

Celebrities that I hate: Not Britney, Lindsey, Paris or Nicole but maybe Joel Madden or K-Fed. What? They are the idiots who got Nicole and Britney pregnant in the first place!!!!

People that I hate: Jenny, Eric, Zheng Xiang. Need I say more?

Incident or situation that I hate:
" Hey, I am promiscuous"
" I am Brendan. Nice to meet you promiscuous"
" ..."
" Yeah?"
" I was just wondering, you know, if we could be friends" *makes a move*
" Ewww, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! Why does everytime people get close to me, they wanna squeeze my ass?"

Music that I hate: Anything my brother likes and frequently listens I will hate it.

TV shows/Movies that I hate: I can't stand cartoons in chinese. Sounds so retarded, fake, squeaky and annoying.

Chores that I hate: Throwing out the trash

Things that I hate around the world. War!!! Duh!!!! How many people has lost their lives all because of a bunch of muel-headed politicians who chose the diginty of their religion over peace on earth!!!!

Things that I hate about myself: Chicken pox

Talk about torture
As my other classmates are suffering with the intense pressure of exams
I, on the other hand am sufferinng from the most irritant disease known to mankind
.
Chicken Pox!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly to tell you the truth it is killing me literally
It itches and it pains
Every morning, my back aches like hell
I have to take numerous showers just to stop the itching
I have to take like 22 pils ever single day
Take like 1 gallon of water
Making me feel like a pregnant woman
Because of the weight and very frequent peeing
I get soup with some noodles (boiled)
I have to eat loads of fruits and vegies
The only source of meat is some badly tasted boiled meatballs
Oh yeah, I have to drink coconut
Loads and loads of coconut!!!!!!
Its horrible I tell ya!
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first few days, I am only active for about 8 hours while the rest of the time is spent sleeping.
I actually have the energy to type this post
With the bottom end of a pen.
The first few days, I am technically bedridden
Can't even move
I can't scratch because the fever was so high that i can't move my arms
Anyway, tired and gonna sleep

Quotes... I think
I came up with some quotes but I think the term random thoughts are more like it

I was elected to lead not to read

Am I as dumb as Paris Hilton?

I am gonna be me tonite, a little sweat ain't gonna hurt nobody, why are you standing on the wall, I am the one who like to get me bodied

I got the best of both worlds, classmates who hate me and nagging parents

I am too sexy

WooHoooo

Gay pride so grab the man next to you and start fucking!!!!

Okay, that was so totally wrong

Is chicken tuna?

Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever spiderpig does, can he swing and go away? no he can't, cuz he is a pig. Lookout for the spiderpig

monokoro peekaboo

super-screaming cockatoos

i wanna fuck you too

i dunno, its the black and white gender confused pigs

Disturbia, I think my neighbours a serial killer

Well, I think there is a guy in crown square who is gay cuz he was checking me out while i shopped around.

Or maybe he was just trying to make a sale after all he is a salesboy

I wasn't worried, i like a little attention now and then

May my presence in your dreams will make you shoot cum, lol

Get me bodied, I wanna be myself tonite, can you get me bodied i wanna be myself tonite

Oh Ron, erecto!

I actually downloaded a gayporn movie

Reunion in ten years is more like suitable so that people can say " Omigosh (put name here) you're pregnant!"

Brigid, you are an honest girl. Proving that voluptuous women can be hot! (She will probably strangle me if I say she is fat)

Why does family guy and the simpsons like to associate cops and homosexuality while malaysia likes to associate cops and bribery?

postero!

Screwed
Argh!!!!!!!!
God I am so screwed!!!
Exams on monday starting with chemistry is already bad enough
But putting physics and biology on the same day???
Its like choosing who is gonna die!!!
Total suicide!!!!
Moreover its paper two.

I can handle Biology but
I guess I gotta be ready for major ass-whopping with physics
I really don't understand and not to mention hate
Physics.
Its boring!!!!
How the hell am I gonna pass physics???

School's been pretty dull other than a couple of antics
The new class T-shirt
Other than that, nothing.
Have you ever felt that when you are in a room with full of people,
but you feel so alone?
Its sad really
I am graduating soon
Going off to college
Chosen my road
Embarking my career
Fulfiling my purpose in life
Reaching to complete my destiny
With a whole new cast of people that I am about to meet
With a whole new adventure and challenges
With a whole new place to explore
With a whole new place to fit in
And I am going at it with a new attitude
Giving myself oppurtunity to explore something new about myself
Giving myself the motivation to suceed
Giving myself more endurance to carry on my purpose.
And to think that none of my classmates care?
It sucks
Literally.
At that school I feel so lonely, isolated, neglected and shoved aside.
I really don't wanna leave school with me in bad terms with other people
It is just not right
Unfortunately, I will leave this school with me in bad terms with people
But you know me, I will easily forget you guys
Right
Jenny, Eric, Elton, Hubert, Senk Siang, Zheng Xiang, Jia Zhi?
Hmm, I wish you guys an eternity of hell

Wow! I didn't know...
I know that I have always been a nice and sweet guy
Loyal to his friends
Always being there
And
Oh yeah, always fun and making a total fool of himself
Not to mention, narcisstic, over dramatic, a total bimbo, loony, whacky, emotional, soft-hearted, hot-headed, thick skinned, stubborn, lovable, bubbly, cool, fashionable and a total diva
And of course a trendsetter.
Everyone was wearing the same design of shoes that I wore like 4 years ago.
And you say it was for girls
Ha! now that all your stupid chinese superstars
with your lee hom, j.j lim, 7788 or 1122 or 5566 or 3344, that crap ass she band, plus that slut jolin chai who you all love
didn't you know that she is in the same category as lindsay, paris, nicole and britney
So why you love her and hate them?
I don't get you hypocrits, literally.

But this is not about them
Its about my so-called friends
I got to see what other people think of them
First hand.
Well, the first guy on the gossip block
is none other than Mr.Wong Xiang Lun
My right-hand man if you say so.
I know he likes to brag and bluff
(Which is why his nickname is called 'dui pao' aka big cannon)
But honestly its really funny.
Cracked me up like firecrackers
So Jeremy decided to do alittle trick to Xiang Lun
He told Xiang Lun that is there a highway that connects Kuching to Kuala Lumpur
So this is how the dialog goes
JL: hey did you know that there is a highway that connects here to KL?
XL: no
JL: you know the one with the ferry?
XL: Oh, that one! My dad has been there! He used that to go to KL
JL:Yeah
XL: Puan Malizan (english teacher), did u know that there is a highway that connects from kuching to KL?
PM: What, there is no such thing exist!
JL: Xiang Lun said his dad got go leh!
"Dui Pao" at its most embarassing moments
Well, Xiang Lun, as a word of advice, don't try to 'dui pao' if you don't know the topic
Imagine a flyover from Simpang Tiga to KL sheesh!
Ridiculous! Its like putting traffic lights on a roundabout at Simpang Tiga and the Travillion roundabout!
If you don't believe, try looking at the traffic lights from the road that leads to cheshire home.

Next is Catherine Yeo who is a former friend of mine and Chai Mei Shan, the loony girl who spreads the ever nortorious CMS disease.
You should never ever team up with Catherine because she just orders and orders and dumps everything on you like she is a bigshot boss or something. Luckily, I am a gentleman so I did everything.
She is such and idiot!
So Mei Shan and Catherine organized the Taichi telematch (total failure, that's why i am not going)
mei Shan bores the shit out of everyone with the stupid games that she and catherine planned.
The games are complicated and boring.
Thank God Luke and Cyril saved it with the treasure hunt
There is also this official ceremony for a telematch
excuse me, its just a telematch
Gather everybody and say 3, 2, 1, and go!
No need for some stupid official ceremony
What do you think this is?
Is this some ceremony that you will never getbecause losers like you and catherine who are boring girls and whacked up bitches who have seriously mental conditions?
Yeah like what ever!
neeways gonna find something to study
My dad is in his nagging grandma mode.
Before I go, let me tell you what he quote
"You and other children are like heaven and earth, people like me are already scared and study like shit while you are playing the computer!"
He is so paranoid like my mom.
Great, betcha ten bucks it is my grandma calling
Having three old women who nags shit everyday like a parrot is so annoying
No wonder i am called parrot, i repeat everything
just like them, in the gene pool
that's it!
I am adopting or at least hope the nagging gene is not in my child!

I wish they were dead
My Parents are the world's most sinister aassholes in the whole fucking universe
They bought Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows for me.
Unfortunately, I can't read it till after SPM
Let me ask you one simple question
Would I be interested in reading Harry Potter 4 months after its release date?
Hell no.
I probably already know every fucking nook and cranny of the story by then.
Thanks to my classmates who bla everything out
I know that its a few months till SPM
but why am I supposed to suffer like this?
Ohter ppl can have the freedom of going out on Saturday nights
Go to the cineplex and watch movies
Have shopping trips with friends
Go online at night whereas I am stuck in the morning
Read Charmed and Harry Potter
All they say that studying is way more important than having fun
I am a human being!
I should be able to have fun!
Do you know how much i miss my friends at the States?
Do you know how much I miss chatting online?
Do you know how lonely i feel?
Like I actually have any close friends at school
Probably the closest is a fat girl and 'dui pao'
Yeah, right
I don't why they are so Goddamn paranoid
Nagging, nagging and nagging
every sinngle fucking second
Why am I brought intop this cruel world
Why am I suffering a fate worse than death right now?
How I wish to graduate
You know what?
That's it
In order to rebel and get back on my parents,
I am now officially GAY!!!
Viva la Yaoi!

DAMN

Sorry Candice