Don't You Know (I Love You)

Don't you know that I am worried for you?
Don't you know that I want to be with you?
Don't you know that I have fallen in love with you?
Don't you know that I want to make love to you?

Your face is like a vision of beauty
Your personality shines among the stars
I can't help myself but be attracted to you
Isn't that enough for you to come?

I know you feel the same way about me
I know you can't wait to be with me
So when the opportunity comes?
Why the hell are you so confused?

Let me make this clear to you that

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

Don't you know that I have dreams of us alone in the beach?
Don't you know that I want us to share a peach?
Don't you know that I want to show people the rhythm of our beat?
Don't you know that I crave your body's meat?

Your lips are so yummy
Your eyes are so dreamy
Your body ignites my fantasy
Don't you know every part of you is perfect to me?

Your warmth comforts me
Your cries will concern me
Your dreams will be shared by me
Don't you know that I want you to be with me?

So let me remind you that

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

Oh baby can't you see that?
I am so addicted to you
I love you with all my heart
cause someone like you deserves it very much

Oh baby don't you know

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

I love you
I wanna spend my time with you
You are the person that I want
The person that I wanna love
Everytime I wake up,
I know what I live for

It is you,
no one else but you
You are my inspiration
Can't you see that
I Love You

Long, Bitchy Ramble.

I know that its been centuries since I posted one of those bitchy posts where I insult someone at everything he or she does.
Well you are in luck, cause this is one of them

I was watching Real World:Brooklyn.
You know enjoying the four walls of my room, watching people causing drama, this is the only Real World show I followed since Denver so that was a real LONG time ago.
Anyway, this season is a big touch on the emotional stuff instead of wild parties and hookups.
Which I prefer, cause it lets some of the boring stuff out.

What is a piss off is that when you are almost finish watching the show
SOME IDIOT decided to go to sleep
In turn selfishly turning off the wifi in my house.

What Happened?

I TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!

MY DAMN SHOW IS NOT FINISHED AND HANGED 5/6 of the way.

Fuck!

When I come down, you know what that fucktarded 16 year old, itchy jacket loving, metal headed CHAO AH BENG said?
'I thought you went to bed' was his careless reply.

HE THOUGHT I WENT TO BED

THAT IDIOTIC FUCKTARDED BROTHER OF MINE, THOUGHT I WENT TO BED!
FUCK HIM!

That little fucktard should have come up and ASKED ME first
How inconsiderate of that person.

Now, I am stuck here, blogging
NO real world
NO happy Brendan
and FUCK THAT LITTLE ASS THAT ALSO MADE ME AN ASS.
But more him than me
Fuck!

Now what should I do?
Download Porn?
Watch Porn?
Or Masturbate while downloading and watching Porn?
Fuck

Damn, I can't wait to go to London
Peace of mind.
I am gone for one month
Who doesn't want time alone from his nutcase brother.

As for my car,Sasha, I am gonna pity her/him.
She/he is gonna be Benged up(not Banged but Benged)
by the little fucktard when he recieves him/her.
He wants to paint it MAUVE
as in DARK PURPLE
HOW GAY (sorry about my language) is that?
Then that little fucktard wants to turn it into roadkill on wheels
and play guitar hero songs 24/7 while he is in the car, adding CHEAP surround sound and a possible port especially for DOTA!
GREAT

DERRICK LEE, I BLAME YOU FOR PUTTING THIS ETERNAL CURSE ON ME.

By the way, someone only cut off my internet connection and my anger ramble is THIS long.
Imagine if a bastard is playing with my heart and suddenly pissing me off and decided not to go with my plan.
I need a girlfriend.

Brendan Goh goes OSCAR 1: Slumdog Millionaire

This is my first Pre-Oscar movie review I will only review for best picture and best director nominees (cause the movies nominated are the same) because a. I don't enough time to watch every nominated movie (Oscars are on 22nd February) b. I don't have much cash to spend on buying tickets to watch everything.
If anyone of you people have downloaded the following films, Frost/Nixon, Milk, Rachel Getting Married (not nominated but wanna watch), The Wrestler (same as Rachel Getting Married) please be kind enough to leave a message on the shoutbox. Will be truly grateful, might even get you something from LONDON!

Slumdog Millionaire is nominated for:

1. Best Picture
2. Best Director
3. Best Adapted Screenplay
4. Best Cinematography
5. Best Film Editing
6. Best Original Score
7. Best Original Song (2 nominations in this category)
8. Best Sound Editing
9. Best Sound Mixing

All in all, there are 10 nominations

In short, a small summary can be described as so:

Jamal Malik is a street boy who lived in the slums of India. He has joined the show, Who Wants to be a Millionaire and is one question away to win 20 million rupees. The show made him and overnight superstar, an Indian Slum Miracle. However, he was suspected for cheating, therefore he was arrested and interrogated. The questions in the show revealed his past and every scene in it is a clue and answer to the question. Along side him is his brother, Salim and his lover, Latika.

Before you read on, I would like to warn you that some parts may contain hints of spoilers.

What did Slumdog Millionaire score on.

The direction of the movie is supreb, the scenes captured made me felt as if I was watching a book, unfolding all of its contents. Some scenes are flashy, some scenes are slow and hit pretty much all the perfect places. He depicted a sort of the true and harsh life of Indian slums. The movie also reminded me of Chinese gangster movies with the characters interaction with the gangsters. Also this movie sort of tells children, strangers maybe nice but they are only nice to you for their own profit. It also tells how unappreciated most slum children were. This movie is cruel, sick and mean in terms of how the story is going in general. But the cruel, sick and mean parts were actually the highlight of it, it makes you wanna pull an Angelina Jolie and adopt an Indian slum orphan. (Something that she actually haven't do... yet. I hope I get to do that when I get my celeb status.)

The story is definitely chilling and emotional at the same time. This is not your stupid action movie where everyone goes Sarah Palin and shoot people around and then camwhoring in the last scene. At least there are some gunfights that are simple, none of that missed suspense. It also depicts how harsh life is for some people, makes you sympathize for them and at the same time, glad that you are in your room getting a foot rub from an Asian illegal immigrant which acts as your personal foot rub and foot stool. It also shows you how greatful you are to not jump into a pile of poop, just to get Amitabh Bachan's autograph.

Its a story about love and action, only more emotional and stuff, really its heartbreaking. But not heartbreaking enough to drive me to tears. So far only Brokeback Mountain is the only Oscar animated movie that made me cry.

The story telling, the scenes are enticing and makes you feel real. Overall, a great movie to watch. 5 out of 5. I wish it the best of luck in the oscars.

Slumdog millionaire might carry away

1. Best Director
2. Best Picture
3. Best Cinematography
4. Best Film Editing
   

Like a Druggie That was Injected With a New Formula of Heroin

During the Chinese New Year and the preparations before the actual celebration.
I felt as if my mind was in a stance
Stagnant, blocked, unmoved.
I knew I got a bad case of Writer's Block.
Then I suddenly realized.
I make AMAZING POSTS when I am absolutely angry!

Its like being a firebender in avatar!
They channel their firebending through anger
as a source of inspiration
When I feel bitchy or comical, I felt so much relief.
Tapping through my energy
Feeling it moving through my veins and nerves
The juice of creativity, alive on my wrist
The impulse and instinct of writing, at the tips of my fingertips.
Tapping the energy onto the keyboard.
The feeling of writing is amazing

I feel very much alive.
I am back bitches!
Maybe even, bitchier than ever.

See. when I write when I am angry
I am able to observe details around me
Time slows down, allow me to feel the channel of energy within me
Letting me to bitch about every single little detail.

(Now all I need is my confidence back)
Then I am ready to tackle shit

How did I get them back?
Simple, by diving to the mouth of the devil
Also known as the dump of the high school I used to attend.

London bound

Hey my faithful Brendzblog legionnaires.
(Wait till I think of a suitable name for you people)
I will be going to the London from the 20th of February to March 15th.
If you haven't realized the video that I posted about a week ago is about me going to London.
So yeah, I will also be taking a train to Paris for a day, maybe two.

Also, support Kenny Sia getting his head shaved, ok?



Right now, not really in a mood to post new stuff or more about the cancer stuff
So hold on, hold your horses.
My emotional side has been haywire and dried all day.
On the 12th of February, 8 pm, I will be at spring to donate some cash and rub the guy's head,lol.

Controversy works.

Apparently, my blog is boring when I blog about mundane stuff.
Even I think its boring.
Sad, right.
Its funny, how infamy works.
When you do something nice, or normal, people ignore your blog
When in fact, you bitch about something.
Idiotic unknown people come over and spam your blog like hell
Telling you your blog is crap, bla bla bla.
Funny thing is these people have no balls at all.
Putting unknown names and start bitching about you.
Hey, if I think your blog sucks, I will DEFINITELY put my name on your blog,
GIVE you the link to my blog.
You can even request my email too.
Lol.
Well I have nothing to write about these days.
I am concentrating to whip up a new Casa La 7 episode
Playing this awesome online game called Shaiya
Hope I got the URL right.
If you want it, you can get the installation disk from me
Currently addicted to it.
OH YEAH.
I set 3 birds, 5 turtles and about 30 fishes free today.
I just throw them into the river behind my house actually
I even gave them names.
(Turtles and birds only. Too many fishies to name, so I just numbered them)

Birdies are normal pigeons that cost 20 bucks each!
I named them
Tweety
Pidgeotto
Songbird

I also named the turtles
Turtles
Wartortle
Green Fingers
Special
Ultimate

Also I have named a few of my newborn puppies
Will blog before I go London
Man, gonna miss my babies for a month.
Luckily I didn't leave during CNY.
My poor Liberty's heart may not take it.
Firecrackers, thunderstorm and the master who feeds her everyday gone?
She might faint.
LOL.

Its Chinese New Year!!! (In half an hour)

Everyone knows that the Chinese community of Kuching are a little 'festive' when it comes to Chinese New Year.
That is of course, if you want to rephrase it in a nice and subtle way.
The fact,
Chinese New Year in Kuching is like a bunch of nut cases buying supremely tacky deco, clean their house more mad than Bree Van De Kamp and the Stepford Wives combined and supremely FAKE and over dramatic people trying to show off how fucking clean, decorative, creative and whatever-tive their fucking house is. Not to mention the trigger crazy people who like to hear a big KABOOM and a whiff of gunpowder smoke, contributing to air pollution on this god forsaking already sick Earth.
It is Chinese New Year after all.
Everyone is in the spirit of the year of the Bull
Cause people here suddenly got Mad Cow Disease and start charging on everywhere to buy stuff.

Now time for some real witty fun jokes about Chinese New Year.

1. Chinese New Year is the only time of year where it is legal to set explosives.
2. Chinese New Year is the only time of year where people get their 'terrorist' side out
3. It is also the only time of the year where you can ask strangers for money
4. When there is a large explosion outside, its a good chance that is just a weak bomb.
   
5. A time where people would not run away from explosions and watch from the sidelines instead
6. Big noise, big smoke is better than a beautiful arrangement of fireworks display.
7. If you start shaking, its not an earthquake, its a firecracker!
8. Bree cleans her house like mad everyday, Kuching people do this every year.
9. This time of the year is Liberty's (my dog) worst nightmare coming true, too bad it happens every year.
   
10. As long as you wear red, (Red dress, red shoes, red underwear, red penis due to an infection) its fine.
11. Cheapskates fine it as the only reason to buy new clothes.
12. If you think you hear missiles shooting to the air or flying over you, its just a fireworks.
13. A great time for Muslim extremists to start terrorizing the world.

Now Chinese New Year is not that bad!
I get to show off my new outfit
I get to get a lot of money
I get to catch up with old friends
However, the most important part of Chinese New Year is the money.
Money come,Money come, Money come
Its all about the MONEY!!!

Happy Chinese Bullshit New Year everyone.

Blocked!

I know guys!
January is usually not a good month for me to blog
I don't know why but honestly, I felt as if my creativity is blocked
I can't harness my creative powers like I used to.
This is bad.
Real bad
Something inside me is wrong.
Its very mellow not powerful, assertive.
Sigh.
Writer's blog sucks
Casa La 7 is not cancelled
A new one is coming up
Wait and see.

MAJOR IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Hey guys
Sorry for the LACK of updates
Its not that I am real busy or anything
Its just that I basically ran out of creative juice to write stuff.
Well just to let you guys now what I am up to.
Take a look at the video below.
I hope you understand that what I am about to do next month.
Or exactly 30 days later.

Logical and funny

This is a tag worth doing
I mean seriously its worth doing!
There is no stupid questions like
'Have you told a lie?'
You don't need to know who the hell Oprah or Tyra is.
Its for everyone!
Make it creative
Make it fun
I am sure you would love it.
In fact, you do it blindly (ie without thinking, pure instinct), you are considered an idiot
Cause you are giving info about you and your family online.
Moreover, you don't feel like a nine year old!
You feel like a comedian with funny punch up lines.
Oh yeah
If you plagiarize my comments,
I swear to mother fucking God that I will crack your ass in half, I am gonna fuck you up so hard that you won't be able to walk for weeks (with a dildo of course) and tear you apart, molecule by molecule!
Moreover it so Ah Beng
Its so fun
Don't you know Ah Bengs fill their resumes like this?

Name: Nah Meh? You call me Nah Meh? You si beh bo ka si ah! Oh my name! Ben Beng
> Age: Can have babies oredi!
> Sex: Can! But you buy condom and book hotel ah, I no money
> Religion: I pray to statues and burn things, like sticks and paper.
> Race: I love to race, how you know?
> Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
> IC Number: I see number 8, very lucky you no?
> Telephone number: House no telephone.
> Hand phone number: 3310
> Address: EH! I boy la! I don't wear dress! You think I Chao Ah Qua Hah! See this? See my TAT TOO? See my LAN? Very big ah! Not like Chao Ah Qua as small as cigarette.
> City: Nor Haliza?
> Postcode: My post is leader of the Chao Ah Beng Gang, no code, we no have computer la!
> State: ment.
> Country: Kantree? Kantree ah? Ah... Sarawak!
> Marriage status: WAH! So chim o! What is this? Ohhh, I Kahwin or not ah, not Kahwin yet!
> Email Address: Oi! I no computer remember?
> Education Background: I no how to use parang, kwan dao, jian, taiji jian and kang hu. I also have sex education too, I no how to fuck people real good.
> Working Experience: I kill ten people, stolen from 20 people, rob 5 ah mah and rape 35 women and one man who I thought was a woman.
> Father's name: I have two daddy oh
> Father's IC: Which one?
> Mother's name: I have no mummy oh
> Mother's IC: How I know, I have two daddy leh!
> Current Salary: Depend on the day lo
> Expected Salary: A lot of money
> When can start work: I have 3 people to kill, ten women to rape and 6 debts to collect, about 1 week later, can?
> Highest qualification: my lan is 18cm and my height is 178cm
> Grade: I got A+ in fucking, the rest i get A
> College/University: I dunno what is that
> Signature: Sign nature? Oh sign my name hah! Can use chop? Easier bah!

Boycott

A message to all supporters of boycotting American Goods

ALLAH!!!! The US supports the Israeli air strikes on Gaza.
WE MUST BOYCOTT AMERICAN PRODUCTS!!!
If we manage to fully boycott American products!
They will lose money and cannot use it as funds to make weapons for Israel!
We will put a serious blow to the economy!!!
Because we think that America only trades with Malaysia!!!
So please stop buying these things
We must unite!

I know Chinese New Year is coming soon but please stop buying Pepsi and Coca Cola!!

Pepsi

Coca Cola

See? I even label nice nice for you people so that you can identify these products!
So that you know not to buy these products made by the wretched vermin of the Americans!
I know that Coca Cola and Pepsi taste very nice.
But don't drink Cola and Pepsi
Don't play play, you people.
Cola and Pepsi can kill Palestinians!
They get killed by you drinking them and then somehow over at Gaza, Palestinians drop like flies.
Drink other versions of Cola and Pepsi
I know they suck compared to the sweet, fizzy and delicious brew of Cola and Pepsi but Palestinians need to survive!

Hot Dog

Hot Dogs are originated from America, so don't go to 1901 and eat hot dog, every hot dog you eat there will be like a homing missile ready to stuff itself into a Palestinian's asshole, be it man, woman, child or transsexual.

Motorola phone

Do not buy Motorola phones, afterward the Americans can make more bombs to help the Israelis who will use the bombs to bomb Palestinians!


Instead, do what Naomi Campbell does! Throw your Motorola cell phone at your Indonesian maid! It will not explode and kill your maid but spoiling the phone will prove that you are against the Americans!

Nike

Nike is an American brand, every step you take in a Nike shoe will be like a tank rolling over many poor Palestinians! So you must throw away your Nike shoes or even better! Throw it at your Indonesian maid!

Apple

Please do not buy Macbook or iPods as they belong to Apple Inc. Apple is the biggest phenomenon and money maker in the US. No iPod means no harm will be caused to Palestinians.
So please smash your iPod to pieces with a hammer, run over it with your car or bash it on your Indonesian maid's head 80 times to show your disapproval!

American Idol is bad for us. Because it is Americans. Those people pay taxes to contribute to the funding of bombs to the Israelis! Although it premiers on January 13th on Star World and we are of course in awe of American musicians. But we must boycott them because they are Americans!

Starbucks is a product of America, like iPod it is like a poisonous jellyfish spreading its deadly tentacles to Malaysia! We must boycott this too.


Order Kopi O instead
Kopi O good!
Also not American!
Kopi O is not as good as the smooth, creamy, milky, rich, fufilling and foamy texture of a caramel macchiato but it is the best!
Dell is an American company and since the government uses Dell products in computing, the units must be removed and returned from teachers and government servants alike, they should be given ACER instead. Its bigger, bulkier, heavier and approximately half of them will come with problems without you causing them!

Dota is American because it is created by Blizzard Entertainment and American company, all Dota nerds must no longer play this game. Because the killings there is just like the killings of the Palestinians
Instead...



Play CONGKAK! Its like Dota in marble form!

We should also boycott movies like 'Twilight' and 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' as they do not deserve our attention. The money earned here will not be given to make a sequel, it will be given to make new bombs for the Israelis!



Children should also be active in boycotting American products. They should boycott Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse

See? Mickey Mouse also supports the Americans! We must not show children these things as they will pollute their minds and influence them with bad Western values like premarital sex.
In short, watching Mickey Mouse now will probably influence your kids to fuck each other in the future.

Keluang Man

They should be exposed to more traditional cartoons that are Malaysian made like Keluang Man! Lousier graphics, voice acting and animation but Made In Malaysia! Watching Keluang Man will ensure your children to become the next Prime Minister!

Next, the youth should not listen to music from people like Mariah Carey and Britney Spears!

Mariah Carey

Britney Spears

Listening to those albums only corrode the pride of our culture! It only makes young people wanna go to a salon and shave their hair off and go clubbing without their underwear. Britney Spears and Mariah Carey are US propaganda to earn money to make more weapons for palestinians. Watching Britney dancing is like watching bullets shooting from her breast and kill many Palestinians while Mariah Carey's voice is like an echo soundwave that makes the Palestinians ears bleed and die of blood loss.

There are two more things you need to boycott to consider yourself a true supporter.

First you need to boycott...

Brendzblog

This very site. This blog is written by a guy who approves gay marriage, is addicted to Britney Spears, watches Mickey Mouse when he was a kid, owns an iPod, just ate Hot Dogs for dinner, used to own a Motorola cell phone, has walked out of Starbucks with two coffees, drank immense amounts of Pepsi, and is a big fan of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Moreover, he speaks like an American and has made out with more than one man ON PURPOSE!!!!
He has already kissed a boy and he likes it
He might go out and walk around without his underwear!
He is a bad influence!

Another thing is that we must block Microsoft Office since its American! We

*On a side note, I didn't know that Kenny Sia already pulled it. The contents above is actually from a forwarded letter. I just added a few touches into it (Pepsi, Domino's, my blog, the crude sentences which reflects my sharp tongued alter ego). Hey if you wanna copy, make sure your copy is better than the original. *

Got my schedule

Okay, my Swinburne schedule is only on mornings and afternoon.
Latest is on a Thursday afternoon, like on 5.30
So I have been blessed by God
That friends, old and new will be sharing the same schedule with me
So far I am happy
So far I am great
So far I am excited.
The complete list are as follows are those who have the same schedule as me

Brendan (me, there is no another Brendan)
Jia Jin
Yuyun
Johanna
Audrey
Belinda
Kelly (new)
Jilly
Stephanie
Nguyen/Martin/hien/the Vietnamese dude (new)
Anderson (Audrey's friend) (new)

Removed
Ling Sing Jin (man, this guy is a great friend, sad to see him getting another group but at least he got Dr Yong)
Cindy (Well, as far as I am concerned, I don't miss her, sorry, I just don't)
Crystal (Oh well, goodbye)
Leslie (AWW, I am sad, I wonder how many boyfriends has she gone through, I cannot keep count now!)

Hoping
Samantha ( Just cause she fits well into everything)
Chai Hui ( I want a funny guy thrown into the mix, fingers crossed)
Sim Peng Soon (Well, the guy is generally a nice guy, should be thrown in)
Kelvin ( Well, we should be the same class this semester, if Fates allow it, I mean we were competing together once)
Yong Kiat Seng (This guy is cool, just wanna know him better, he should work real fine too)
Puspa (Although she disappears a lot, its tradition to keep her in)

Okay
I don't know my law, accounting or marketing lecturers
So I don't wanna judge them
But this Judith person who will be teaching me, English?
Not so sure
I WANT MISS HU!
My HOT English teacher last semester
I also heard Dr Yong, my Innovation and Change teacher last semester
is teaching English this semester
and
I WANT IN
DR YONG is so cool cause she is so cooky!!!!!
Does that make sense?

Anyways
I hope that this LARGE group of people will try and get together
and be ONE HUGE GROUP of friends
Imagine the fun!

Blog gone wrong

This blog is called Brendzblog
Sex, Lies, Men, Women, and Controversies revealed
Its about me
Talking about my life
Adding in bitchy quotes, comical puns, realistic writing, and a whole lot of opinions.
Lately, especially the more recent posts
This blog has been losing its perspective
Like an aura or a soul has evaporated and disappeared within me
In the process, my creative juice is under production
The clogs operating my creativity has rusted and clogged in place.
The links within my left brain have since long lost touch and broken down
Logic, wit, creativity, bitchiness all have dispersed to the far corners of my head
Basically, my mind was in a shutdown
I know this in my heart because I feel unsatisfied with my blog post recently.

The blog posts themselves were basically average
Its so typical
Now typical for me is above average for you, well most of you.
The more recent ones look a little retarded
There were not much opinions generated there.
As if I was afraid that I would get backlashed by unhappy surfers who read my blog.

Honestly, thinking back, I kinda let my guard down.
I let the opinions on the shoutbox influence me
The shoutbox serves one purpose, for those who want to comment but too lazy to go through the 'tough' security.
Its pathetic of me to even allow the influence to creep in on me latch its tentacles onto my veins.

Its my blog
I blog what I want
I blog what I feel
No one can ever tell me to shut down my blog
Not even the government, the UN or my parents.
Its my right as a blogger and owner of Brendzblog to say what I want to say.

Its really sad to see some cowards have the nerve to post such derogatory remarks onto my blog.
They usually put their nickname and start posting nasty, generalized, untrue and vilely assumed comments like my blog sucks or my blog content is crap or it is 'crapz'
without explaining why is it?
This explains that not only those people are pathetic, they have no writing talent, they have no lives, they just say it because its fun and they have absolutely nothing to do.
Maybe even, they are too dumb to understand and have a nerve to pose as a critic.
More importantly, I bet that every one of them can never write as good as I do and are jealous of my talent.
It is logical that someone who enters my blog and do not like it would give it a five second look and leave, never to return again.
Who wants to look at a crappy blog again and again?
Waste of time.
Those who take the time and leave comments are those who like my page
Either they are impressed or bitterly jealous
Jealousy is not a good thing, believe you me.
Ever heard of the saying if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all?

Now, everyone can own a blog.
Its free.
There is blogspot, wordpress, thumbblogger, xanga and many more.
But what's in it on the other hand is very different.
You see everyone can blog but very few can be popular and even fewer can blog as good as me.
There is no need to say that people filling both criteria (Xiaxue, Kenny and maybe me) are rare.
Writing is a talent, an honor, a privilege bestowed to me from God
I have the potential to have a long running blog and potential to be a popular one.
Basically, my greatness proves too good for some people to handle.

I know that sometimes you have to run off and refer to the dictionary on some of my volcabulary
If so
I recommend Oxford's Advanced Learners Dictionary
It kept me good company for two years and going strong.
Sometimes its just good to be complicated
Cause that is what I am complicated.
You like me, you come visit my blog
You hate me, buzz off

If you ever wonder why I despise Guitar Hero

Brendan 2009 says:
wei
Brendan 2009 says:
darren got guitar
Brendan 2009 says:
ryan too
R i c k says:
-.-lll
R i c k says:
wat guitar?
Brendan 2009 says:
guitar la
R i c k says:
ps2 guitar?
Brendan 2009 says:
folk guitar
R i c k says:
or real guitar?
Brendan 2009 says:
like real guitar
R i c k says:
i mean is for ps2 har?
Brendan 2009 says:
no
Brendan 2009 says:
real actual guitar
R i c k says:
-.-lll
R i c k says:
crazy
Brendan 2009 says:
tell u
Brendan 2009 says:
ur guitar hero corrupted thier minds
R i c k says:
haha
Brendan 2009 says:
derrick lee, I am gonna kill u
R i c k says:
wat guitar they buy?
Brendan 2009 says:
acoustic
R i c k says:
they duno the codes how they ply?
R i c k says:
-.-ll
R i c k says:
swt
Brendan 2009 says:
i dun care
Brendan 2009 says:
now i am scolding you
Brendan 2009 says:
now
R i c k says:
-.-
Brendan 2009 says:
i aready have to suffer guitar hero crap in the computer, itunes, ps2 and my car(ryan's CD)
R i c k says:
haha
R i c k says:
xD
Brendan 2009 says:
now I have to hear 'rock like a hurricane' acoustic version
R i c k says:
nice brothers u hav there
R i c k says:
^^
R i c k says:
=D
Brendan 2009 says:
i am going insane
Brendan 2009 says:
fuck
R i c k says:
haha
Brendan 2009 says:
and you know how annoying it is when they cannot stop strumming their fucking guitar
Brendan 2009 says:
they no talent one, damn it, annoying
R i c k says:
wtf
R i c k says:
they duno the codes they still strum it?
R i c k says:
wtf
Brendan 2009 says:
I am hoping that the strings break and scratch their face in the process
R i c k says:
=.=
R i c k says:
evil~~
Brendan 2009 says:
i have bad headache ah
Brendan 2009 says:
not only i am sick, now i think i am gonna get brain cancer
R i c k says:
haha
R i c k says:
lol
R i c k says:
tats bad
R i c k says:
tell ur mum lar
R i c k says:
lol
Brendan 2009 says:
my mom
Brendan 2009 says:
ugh
Brendan 2009 says:
no sense can penetrate that titanium stubborn skull of hers
Brendan 2009 says:
that's what you get when you have two bulls as parents
Brendan 2009 says:
please derrick
Brendan 2009 says:
why are you such a bad influence on them
Brendan 2009 says:
I rather allow them to be those anime manga geeks like gary or something, at least they will shut up
Brendan 2009 says:
sure, i will have to readjust spaces for my charmed and chick lit collection
Brendan 2009 says:
but at least they shut up
Brendan 2009 says:
help me
Brendan 2009 says:
you started this
R i c k says:
-.-

Happy New Year, *cough* *cough*... *sneeze*

Hey guys!!!!!!!
Its 2009
*cough* *cough*
Yeah, I am sick
Apparently I partied too much
sort of
Plus I drank a small pint of beer
Like Quarter pint?
Now I am like very sick
My back is irritatingly painful
I have been coughing none stop
I sneeze a lot
And generally feel like CRAP!!!!!!!!
So for the first two and possibly 3 days of 2009
I am sick
Lying in bed
With lots and lots of orange juice, chicken soup and icky yucky porridge being served in front of me.
I like breakfast in bed
But breakfast in bed with porridge, no thanks
I hate porridge
I like claypot porridge but not porridge.

300th post, 2008 is finally over.

2008, honestly, in essence was not a great year for me.
Heck, to be honest, my last great year was 2006.
2007 was plagued by SPM, follow by a huge, public meltdown.
and 2008 is not without its fender benders as well.

It started with National Service, NS.
Which I am sad because of 2 things
especially number 2.

1. That I could have gone to school much earlier
2. That some bastard made my sideburns uneven, till now, its still fucking uneven, one side longer than the other.
3. The friends I made there, about half of them are fake. '
4. I lost 8kg, now I gained them back
   

Then came to college where I look at a college to call home
Curtin, nope. Too far
KDU, UTAR, Taylors and Sedaya nope,nope, nope and nope
KDU, my uncle thinks the people are just there to play
UTAR on the other hand was not in my cards
I wanted Taylors but for some problem, cannot be achieved
Sedaya, well, lost cause.

Which ended up me working for 3 months, bad mistake
I should have so totally joined March intake at Swinburne.
Swinburne is not my first choice cause

1. I wanted journalism
2. Its in Kuching, I wanna switch scenery.

My driving skills sucked real bad due to very short intervals of driving for nearly a year.
Luckily I was able to get it on track before 2009 starts.

Then, there were few near deaths experiences, like almost stabbed and almost being ran over.

Adding insult to injury, I have a boyfriend and then I have no boyfriend.
I thought that I am going to finally have a girlfriend till she reveals that she has boyfriend who is thankfully not the boyfriend aforementioned.

I gained friends, lost them and regained them.

I have absolutely no BALLS to enter the Swinburne gym. Because

1. No friends who are buff maniacs or desperately in need to look hot
   
2. For some reason, the guys look hotter than me

In short, I was intimidated.

My relationship with my mother has worsened.

My Laptop (Andes) has anti virus haywire.

I feel lonely and depressed at times, I have my moments.

But 2008 is not without good ones too.

The real ones and I stuck close... for the first few months after NS.

Swinburne was sort of bittersweet, friends were made, lost and regained

I got a new car, laptop, camera and iPod.

My relationship with my dad has gotten better, although in general still kinda bad.

Single life means only me, so it has been better,

Travelled to KL, Miri, Labuan and Limbang.

Matured a lot

A bit more positive in life

Nicer and less bitchier blog.

So yeah, 2008 is bittersweet though it taste more bitter.
I wished that 2009 will be an incredible and successful year to me
Both in career and life.
I also wish everyone to have a better 2009
We are reached towards the end of a decade.
I wish you, my readers well, with all my sincere heart.
You know that I am blatantly honest about people at times
So trust me, I really mean you well, with all my heart.

Jingle Bells

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
LOL.
I had a real hearty dinner
Can't finished em though
First I had mushroom soup with pasta.
Those twisty ones you get in soups, yummy.
Then followed by some salad
It has lettuce, rocket, croutons, cherry tomatoes, some tuna I think and some coriander with thousand island dressing.
My mom made mashed potatoes.
Its mixed with salt, pepper, milk and butter
YUCK!!!!
Its lumpy too, ugh.
I like mine with a healthy serving of curry in it, lol.
Then we also had ham
Where we turned them into sandwiches
Plus sushi!!!!!!!!!!
Japanese food, the wildcard of the evening, haha.
Plus I had drank a lot of alcohol, soda and stuff, lol.

Note: I know this post sounds genuinely CHAO AH LIAN, but I was drunk, so please, don't blame me, that hard. *

Christmas Eve

These days, its very rainy, with lots of thunderstorms looming around. While others are having a White Christmas, most of us are suffering from disastrous rain and climate changes due to global warming and typhoons. Sometimes, its just best to sit down, have a cup of hot cocoa, wrap yourself in a quilt made by your grandma and reminiscence and enjoy these songs in your iPod. This is what I call peace, if only there was rain without the rumbling thunder and flashes of lightning that are annoying. So here are the songs that you should so totally enjoy during this winter.
All these songs are hot! But my personal favorites are Winter Song, Broken Strings and songs from this cool Irish band called Script, real hot. Of course, you can always trust Natasha Bedingfield

The Winter Song by Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michealson.



Broken Strings by James Morrison featuring Nelly Furtado



Hallelujah by Alexandra Burke



Breakeven by The Script



The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script



Next Plane Home by Daniel Powter



Love Remains The Same by Gavin Rossdale



Sober by Pink



Superhuman by Chris Brown featuring Keri Hilson



Rabbit by Matt Duke



Mercy by One Republic



Angel by Natasha Bedingfield



Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield

I like men now.

There is a story to go with this actually.
It was during Malaysian Studies
A few girls in front of me forgot to take their medicine/overdosed on their medication/took the wrong medicine/prescribed the wrong medication from the doctor.
In short, they are loony and high.
Anyway,
One of them revealed that she...
HAS TUMMY HAIR
EEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEEE
YUCK!!!!!!!!!
*barf*

There goes my sexual appetite for women
Which follows my intentions of romance with women
Which in turn, I have lost my own appetite for food
Which made me go sick all day.
Ewwwwww.
Which is why, I am temporarily gay.
Guys, quickly ask me out on this period
No competition from women.
God, I can only hope that she knows how to use a razor.

Okay, I DO NOT eavesdrop, okay.
I was reaching down to pick up my iPod which has fallen on the floor (Kesian you Maxt)
Then I accidentally overheard it.
I so totally wished that I could slice my ears off at that moment.
I even lost my lunch.

By the way, I think I will remain gay till the New Year
Though the imagination of it has subsided
Just please don't be a chick and scream 'I have tummy hair!!!' in front of me
Please.
I don't want a relapse

Its Hanukkah!!!!!

Happy Hanukkah everyone!!!!!!!
Light some candles
and eight days of presents.
HERE I COME!!!!!!!!

Assignments due end of the month.

And I am just lazying around.

Drown Me With Your Eyes

Its so enticing
It so deep
Is it a mirage of blue?
Or is it a visage of green.
I just wanna fall in and drown inside
Eyes so deep so mysterious,
damn its so invitng
So baby just

Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Suck my soul into you
Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Please let me be with you.

Stare at me
Leer at me
Make me feel weak on my toes
Scan on me
Look into me
Send me hurling into ecstacy
I am at your mercy
So baby just

Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Suck my soul into you
Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Please let me be with you.

I can't escape
I can't wait
I am addicted
Call me delusioned
But I can't help it
I am hooked on you
So please please please
Baby just

Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Suck my soul into you
Drown me with your eyes
Drown me with your eyes
Please let me be with you

Please let me be with you
Because I love you.

The End

Time to snip

Other than my blog that needs a makeover, I need to deal with the messy mop of hair on top of my head
and the flabby mass on my belly
I think I look like I am 2 months pregnant
Either I wait for the first trimester
or suffer a miscarriage.
But all those late nights with buns, ice cream, soda and Mcflurries.
Oh god.
I really hope I don't balloon.

A night to remember

This is the picture of the 2007 class of 5sc1 and 5sc2 of SMK Sungai Maong (chicken not included)

Andrea has LONG HAIR (chick sitting on the floor, right)

Mei Shan has the look of a teacher (sitting on the floor center, behind the chicken)

Senk Siang slimmed down (dude with Red shirt and army pants)

Cyril is sexier than ever (boys front row, second right)

We went to Hartz Chicken (yeah, yeah lame) but seeing everyone, well almost everyone around, makes me feel happy again.

Haha
I got a lot of compliments from my friends, I have a lot on them too, lol.
I can see that everyone, (almost everyone) has matured a lot since I last saw them
Its great

Funny, I used to think they are a bunch of backstabbing bitches who have no lives but to ruin others
Now I can see that they are some normality in them
I can also see that I am compassionate and nice
and not insensitive.
I mean, I genuinely feel happy and sad for them

Also, I vacuumed a lot of food, lol.
My ice-cream reminds me of a pile of snot.
Anyway, Hartz Chicken is a crappy place for a reunion
I mean its a great place to dine for all of us cheap bastards
But I prefer a more private and reserved area.

I would definiely think that some friendships can be formed with some of them where in the past, it seems deadly impossible
People change.
Opinions change too.

Its a fun time, too bad not everyone can join us
I actually can give you a list of people that were not here.
Cause I am kinda close to some of them

1. Jeremy (yeah, wish you were here bud)
2. Chai Lee Chin (she missed it, dunno why though)
3. Catherine Yeo ( she is no longer boring, I hear! She is happy and has a personality)
4. Joesphine (Matriculation)
5. Chin Hui Ting (Matriculation)
6. Luke (Matriculation)
7. Franco (Matriculation)
8. Vincent (Matriculation)
9. Michelle Lim (Sunway College, Selangor. All the best)
10. Brigid (Adelaide, good luck nurse!)
11. Melissa ( Saying HI then flew all the way back to Adelaide)
12. Wong Xiang Lun (Lost case, sorry. Forgot about you, lol. I thought Liong Yew told you.)
13. Ying Ying (Books more important than friends? LOL. But at least you studied, cause I totally screwed up this time)
14. Victor (Uh, he is GREAT in music)
    

This is a RARE post.
Why?

1. Brendan is HAPPY
2. Brendan is NICE
3. Brendan has nothing bad to say about people
4. Brendan has NICE things to say about his EX-CLASSMATES

The hatchet is buried long ago
My evil grievance has officially ended
I think its time to change this EXTREMELY SAD blogskin and template.
Time for a makeover
Cleaner, happier and more of a man.

Just a Dream

Brendan was sitting in his living room when KATE HUDSON dropped in!
OMG, like I so totally can't believe it
she wore a suit, and said that she saw my performance
and then offered me to audition for a role in a movie that she was producing
and so I followed her to her car and we drove off
Along the way, I saw my neighborhood being very cheery.
Christmas decorations were hanging everywhere even though the heat was sweltering
Even truck drivers are festive
Then
BANG BANG BANG!

A thunderous knock was implied on to my bedroom door
Followed by a REAL LOUD 'BRENDAN!'
courtesy of my dear brother, Ryan

Dream Over, fuck.

And there I was, thinking that I would be in Hollywood by now.
Then Ryan said 'Daddy called you'
I like so totally knew it
That man has a very great talent with impeccable timing.
He always calls when something important is happening to me!
Even if it was a dream, it is STILL IMPORTANT
Chi Bye!!!

So then, I am already moody, I went down
And there he was
As usual, rambling something and channeling anger at me again
What to do?
I am his little trash can for his anger
He thinks is my duty to sit there while calls me a useless sleazebag and other explicit
Like some fucking whipping boy.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHERE HIS EPF CARD IS?
I am NOT HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!!
The fucking world doesn't revolve around him ya know?

If I didn't do what he says, guess what?
He threatens to pull me off my higher education, using things that value and are important to me a lot and use them to blackmail me.
Fuck him.
During high school, he always use the threat that he is gonna send me to a local university instead of Aussieland if I did not obey him

Now the time comes
His excuse?
'I think your momma is suicidal and crazy, please stay here for a few years till Darren is old enough to take over.'
Say you no money, enough liao ma
Seeing how much you spend on lotto, I already know.
YOU GAMBLED YOUR KIDS EDUCATION FUND AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait, your eldest son, only.
Bastard
My aunt is also another thing
She was supposed to help me, in the end, where is my help?
All of these promises are fake.
I HATE THEM

Now, as I sit here, in front of this computer, thinking
Are my dreams merely dreams
Are my dreams meant to be wasted?
I have a lot of aspirations and passion in entertainment and literature.
Business, is a way to expand that, I guess.

If you see me trying to seduce rich, white people
Please don't be shock.
You will understand
The only thing that makes me feel like I wanna live, is my dreams of becoming a star.

Btw, I am sleepy and extremely grouchy
So, the probability of me failing is 50%
So, it sucks, period
I hope he no call me during test.

Oh, by the way, Chris called
Like after 3 weeks since his last one.
Little bastard.

Dynasty Warriors 6 Special Review

Developer: Koei
Genre: Beat em up

So what's so special about Dynasty Warriors 6?
Well, you get 6 EXTRA characters to play with
AND
Its on the PS2, that's it
Also, dueling and swimming will be removed on this game.
Also since its ported from the PS2, you PS3 and X-360 people will be receiving DOWNGRADED GRAPHICS!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Dynasty Warriors 6: Special is just a little addition to the original Dynasty Warriors 6 that has cut 7 characters from the last game and majorly changing the outfits, weaponry and features of the others. Like Obama said, we need CHANGE, however CHANGE is not always good. This implies to Koei.

Overall

The Good
Firstly, the maps and the graphics are very improved that it now has elevation into the mixture, unlike the past where you can just roam around on flat grounds, now you can climb ladders and hills just to get to your destination. Cinematics are great too. This game introduces a new Renbu system which as your level goes up due to fighting, the amount of moves you can pull also increases. This also adds the vision of Koei's that makes the player kill loads of people with one hit. Its a little more competitive with healing items are more scrace than ever and new units that pose as a threat. Moreover, animals might come into play and try to eat you.

The Bad
Your worst enemy is not Lu Bu when he is extremely pissed off, its your damn camera which can be confusing at times and a little distracting, its basically, just not good. The camera is actually better in the past games. Who needs enemies when you have cameras like these. Also, even in easy mode, the game can be damn hard too. The commanders are very powered up that a few hits can send you scrawling back to your bases for health. Story modes are only available for 23 out of 41 of the characters available, moreover, they have their own unique movesets. While the rest are available in free mode. With the sole exception of Xiao Qiao and Sun Ce who have a unique moveset but no Story Mode and Zhen Ji who shares movesets with Diao Chan, the other characters share movesets among them selves. For example, Xiahou Yuan and Huang Zhong share the same movesets with a large broadsword as their weapon of choice.

Now on a post a while ago, I commented on the appearance of the characters, now I am going to comment on their move sets.

Character and movesets

The Good

Lu Xun
Lu Xun is a brilliant young tactician who is great with fire attacks, from Wu, he is the BEST character in the game for me. His combos are sweet and I had a lot of fun with the fluidity of the motion. Definitely a plus to use him

Diao Chan/ Zhen Ji
Vicious yet delicious, the Chain whip on them can do some serious damage. Why so? Even if you down on the ground, you can play possum cause the whip will crash on the floor, slamming you even harder. Sometimes it so easy to defeat enemy officers by just tackling them down then use the same buttton to kill them all.

Cao Pi
Caop Pi like Lu Xun is fluid and fast, though he lacks the range and effectiveness Lu Xun has, his moveset makes him virtually unstoppable with quick strikes that kills the enemy in a matter of seconds. Real fast and real good.

Xiao Qiao
I still like the old Xiao Qiao but this one is okay, she can kick major ass but you really have to be a little more experienced first.

The Bad

Yue Ying
Yue Ying's bladed bow is a major disappointment due to the length if the weapon, there is not much good use about it. She has potential to be great but since I am new to the new fighting system, I think I rather out her at the side too.

Sima Yi
Oh dear, where do I begin? He slaps like a girl and shakes his ass when he fights I used him for 5 minutes and gave up


Xiahou Dun
Clumsy one, the club he swings is not effective. You would expect him to send everyone flying since he weilds a club rite? Well, you wrong, dead wrong. They are real weak and pathetic.

Overall: 2 out of 5
Recommended to fans of the game only.
Wait till Dynasty Warriors 7 come out
or till give Zhen Ji her flute back
or till they fix the camera angles and give Zhen Ji the fute back.

When I was supposed to study, I...

I am supposed to prepare for my Malaysian Studies exam which is like on TOMORROW!!!!!!
But during the weekend of spare time which I am supposed to study.
Well, I did a few things

I hung out with Derrick, my cousin
I IMed Aini till 2 in the morning or something cause
a. I am bored
b. I don't wanna join my parents for breakfast. ( wanna sleep, lol)

I played Dynasty Warriors 6 SPECIAL
The PS2 version but its in Japanese
Luckily there are walkthroughs in net so I have no problem with it
Gonna do a FULL review later.
English versions unfortunately are not compatible with my player, sad
I am forced to understand Japanese
Luckily, I can make out some of the missions and objectives

I RAIDED Padini (literally)
You know that if my mom did not stop me at 4 shirts, I would probably raid the whole store?
Imagine, how happy Padini Designers are
Imagine how happy I would be
Imagine how full my closet is
Imagine me being Padini's spokesman (This is where you find a bucket and puke if you hate my guts)

I went shopping and I shopped for stuff including a new number, lol
But its for weekend purposes only
and to not allow Darren to steal my precious Sony Ericsson
I am still using my original number
its in my Dopod now
I still prefer iPhone (hello? Apple freak!)
Why am I telling you this?
LOL
You guys wouldn't even care about my cell phone, lol

Oh, I went shopping with my grandma
She went to those local, small little shops that are like frozen in time, in front of the moving world.
Which is really exciting since well, you know, blonde and all
I mean, whoever heard of FERMENTED TOFU?
She bought a couple of groceries and stuff
I was the butler, my mom was the chauffeur, lol

Um, um, I BLOGGED

And I think that's about it
I am gonna be so dead tomorrow
Cause I just can't concentrate
Whether it be slides or notes
It just ain't working

Explaining myself

Okay, okay
You saw me
I know I was disrespectful and very immoral of me
I do not incite hate or rebellion or any kind against the lecturer
Even though he is a whiny old windbag that is very the annoying
But
But
But
But
But
But
But
But
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I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

Sorry
But HE TALKS A LOT
And I cannot control my bowel movements
So, what should I do?
Releasing particles of excrement resembling the hair color of Chao Ah Bengs and Chao Ah Lians in front of my fellow acadamia peers?
In other words
Shit on floor in front of everyone?

So I did what my instinct told me to do
Run off and shit the fuck out
If you were on the 8th floor bathroom and you hear someone groaning and saying the word 'fuck' about 11 times, then its me.

Also,
My bowel movement is very the CB
It kept me in the damn toilet in my house for a whole hour
(Yes, I rushed to the bathroom after I reached home.)
There is no shit coming out
But I feel agonized and in pain the whole time
My legs were like damn numb
I dunno how my bowel movements work
But am damn sure pissed it did not work well
Luckily I didn't accompany Jamie and her friends for dinner
Or else, I can't imagine what will happen.

On a side note,
Trauma Center rocks
Its on Jamie's DS and had a lot of fun with it
LOL
I am also hooked to Pokemon Dash
(Duh! Me love POKEMON)
Trauma Center is so cool
Its like Grey's Anatomy
But so far, I played trauma things
Like the scenes on a pit
It was fun
It sort of fulfilled my dream to be on Grey's Anatomy
LOL
Now all I need is to make out with someone in the on-call room
(As usual, I do not discriminate, so men and women are welcome)

I am getting popular!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Having haters and bad critics only means one thing
I am getting popular
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Though I sometimes still do prefer my blog to be private
But I am bold
Making it public
Making bold statements
like 2 guys kissing each other are as hot as 2 girls kissing each other.

I know at times I may sound a little creepy, exterme and erratic
But its a part of my personality
That's why I am call unique
I am not a person who blogs about the minor mundane things about my life
I do blog things that are outspoken or virtually unacceptable to the norm of a very outdated, traditional and conservative society
Plus, some people think my volcabulary is a little too complex
Some people feel stupid after reading my blog, then has the damn nerve to say that my blog is crap

Though yeah, I do still sometimes complain about things
but its genetic, what to do?

I felt like I have matured a bit since after attending Swinburne
But I don't think its the place
Its having friends who care
I guess
I am glad that I have people to hang out with
No matter how much or how few
Hey, if I am alone
I can always crawl and hibernate in a hole surrounded by an emotionless wall
Writing a book, publishing it
and earn lots of bucks, lol
Though to tell you the truth
I tried writing a book once but I got stuck and gave up

Some jokes

I am bored and too lazy to create a tag, do a tag and tag people. So read some jokes from me, which are gathered and compiled from various unnamed sources or originally created by me?

Joke 1
Why did the one handed man cross the street?
To go to the secondhand shop

Joke 2
Gentleman, I have some good news and one bad news when you are looking for a wife

Good news
There is a girl who cooks great food

There is a girl who is silent and continues to love you unconditionally

There is a girl who never gossips or talks on phones with her friends till 5 a.m. in the morning

There is a girl who is there for loving you and not loving your money

There is a girl who is not a bitch

There is a girl who is low maintenance

There is a girl who looks hot with a T-shirt and a make up

There is a girl who would never make you scared or worry whenever she goes shopping

Bad News

There is no such girl with all the qualities above.

Joke 3
A man never worries about the future until he takes a wife

A woman always worries about her future until she takes a husband

A man is successful if he is more successful than his wife

A woman is successful when she can find that man

Joke 4
One day, a nun wanted to test 3 sisters on the art of sin, so she locked them in a room each with a hot sexy man in there. As she passed the first two rooms, she can hear groans, moans and orgasm but as she passed the third room, it was silent So the next day, the nun asked

Nun: It was so silent in there, I thought you should be screaming in there.

Girl: I know but my mother thought me not to talk with my mouth full

Joke 5
Kissing leads to humping like farting leads to pooping

Joke 6
I hate Asian Men, they are clean, butt loud and *tut* making gesture that an Asian man's penis is short

Joke 7
Your momma so fat, that people hired her to be a trampoline for children

Darren Goh's Antics on Brendan

Act 1: He likes to play crappy shitty music
He likes Simple Plan, Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, you know all those yesterday bands.
Simple Plan stale, Linkin Park, too old. Boys Like Girls is so last year
None of them are good
Metro Station are like one hit song, one album, disappear
Ugh
I hate it when he plays them like 30++ times a day
I hope he doesn't go Ah Beng Techno
If then, honestly, I will commit suicide.

Act 2: He likes to kill my laptop
A little Dota once a week is fine
But when you are a no good, bastard, ah beng, nerd ass , dota addict like Darren, please think again.
He plays the game non stop like almost 24/7
Moreover, he is using my LAPTOP
why not my desktop?
Well, the desktop tends to jam halfway through and the graphics can't support it.
So my LAPTOP has to endure his torture
So I have to lug my laptop to school everyday so that hopefully
He doesn't break it.
My dad never helps
He just nags even more
Moreover, HE treats MY LAPTOP as HIS OWN!!!
FUCK THAT LITTLE MOTHERCHUCKING BASSTARD

Act 3: He likes to suan (piss) me (off) a lot
He and his pathetic ah beng lingo expertise
Crap all ah beng craps
You know that he can rap and make a damn poem out of expletives?
I mean, ugh
He is just a piece of trash

Act 4: He looks good in Ah Beng
No, seriously, he looks good in Ah Beng
At boulevard, we tried some cheap Ah Beng stuff
The fabric is cheap and itchy for me
But it works so DAMN fucking well on him
Afterward, you see him having blog where he takes pics through the mirror with his camera on the phone in some department store.

Ugh, why do me and my brother be so different
Why can't I have a little clone of my own
Or even better
WHY MY MOM CAN"T HAVE TRIPLETS
3 of ME AIN'T THAT BAD!
I MEAN COME ON, 3 BRENDANS
NO DARREN. NO RYAN
PARADISE, LOL

Gary has a blonde moment

Lecturer: If you don't you use your head but your other head, bla bla bla (boring stuff)

Jamie taps at Gary

Jamie: You know what head he just said?

Gary: No

Brendan: Dickhead!

Gary: Oh, Hahaha.

Yes, yes. Moral studies, premarital sex.
Saying its a sin
Its a something
Well, whatever it is its bad.
Can't wait for them to touch on homosexuality
LOL
What?
I am a Democrat!!!
LOL
I am open-minded, free Ala Amsterdam, Holland

In Amsterdam,
Prostitution is legal
Girls show thier hanging tits on the display window
Guys can make out with guys in public.
Marijuana is also legal
and
also GAY marriage is legal
I want girls to touch each other, yeah, so hot
LOL

I am so craving Starbucks right now

Damn, I want STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS
STARBUCKS

Some nice rejuvenating coffee

Tagged by Mun Yin 2

Damn, this tagged thing has a sequel
Fuck!
Oh Well, lets get this over with while I spend my pathetic existence on Earth.
Yes, Brendan is very moody today
Yes, Brendan might have gained a few inches on his waist
No, Brendan cannot stop stuffing Ice Cream into his face.
Yes, The vanilla ice cream dripping from Brendan's mouth might let you think that he received a blowjob.

8 people to tag:
(8 people? Fuck la)

1. Cynthia
2. Tan Meng Siang
3. Gary
4. Derrick
5. Jamie
6. Joshua
7. Belinda
8. Audrey

8 things I am passionate about

1. Writing
2. Blogging
3. Singing
4. Bitching
5. Dancing
6. Money
   
7. Baking
8. Showing Off

8 things I say too often

1. Bitch
2. Fucktard
3. Seriously
4. Honestly
5. Anyways
6. Whatever
7. Crap
8. Oh Shit

8 movies I have watched recently

1. Sex and the City (total 9 times)
2. P.S. I love you (total 5 times)
3. Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa
   
4. Harold and Kumar 2: Escape for Guantanamo Bay
5. Enchanted (6 times)
6. Get Smart (Twice)
7. Eating Out
   
8. Another Gay Movie (4 times)

8 songs that I can listen to over and over again

1. Womanizer- Britney Spears
2. I Hate This Part- Pussycat Dolls
3. Crush- David Archuleta
4. Untouched- The Veronicas
5. Satellites- September
6. When I Grow Up- Pussycat Dolls
7. Single Ladies - Beyonce
8. What Love is (Candice Michelle Theme)- Scotty and Levelle

8 things I learned the past year

1. That sex is not all what it is cracked up to be
2. Pornography is boring
3. I can never associate with people who come from jungles
4. That I like sweets
5. I have a large ass
   
6. I love to camwhore
7. I love to sing while driving
8. And I like to be a bitch

8 places I like to go in Kuching

1. Spring
2. Starbucks (craving liao)
   
3. Coffee Bean (craving liao)
   
4. Atmosfera
5. Pet Stores
6. GRAPPA!!!
7. BDC
8. Tun Jugah

8 things that you will be doing today

1. Games
2. Sleep
3. TV
4. Another round of the movies aforementioned
5. Masturbate
6. Camwhore
7. Play with Dogs
8. Dance and Sing

8 things I regret this past year:

1. I regret not joining Swinburne in March
2. I regret not going to KL this year
3. I regret to be too nice
4. I regret not pursuing my dreams
5. I regret getting writer's block
6. I regret chickening out to get circumcised
7. I regret not bathing my dogs often
8. I regret scratching the car

Puppy Love

And they call it Puppy Love
Oh, I will guess that they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And they call it... Puppy Love

Yeah, I sorta want to be the power couple in Swinburne
HEY!!!!
At least I look better than a pathetic excuse for a power couple who are a bunch of street trash, future trailer park dwellers in a certain high school I used to attend
*ahem ahem*

Couples here, couples there
Couples everywhere
Oh what joy would I have
If I am in a couple, yeah.

So lonely you know that
Comma so gay and I are like on an unofficial non talking basis
Which is sad
Cause I kinda missed talking to him.
He's a fun dude
Now we look like we wanna seduce Hsun Yuan, lol
Sad really
Well I don't even know that he reads my blog or not
But whatever I said that has hurt him
Well, just wanna say that I am sorry
I am never good with apologies
*coughcoughcoughegocoughmaniaccough*

I also kinda need a girlfriend beside me
But honestly, I am kinda scared
Cause well, my mom and all
Not because my mom being over protective and disapproving
I got that covered
But because my mom being well, very embarrassing
Seriously, very embarrassing
I mean, I bought a totally talkative GUY, GUY HAH
over
Then she started to blah blah blah about my secrets, dirty habits and well other dirty little secrets (pornos)
The fact that my relationship with hers is like a lunatic mother and a gay, cynical, emo, Blair Waldorf type son.
No wonder girls don't fling themselves at me
They thought that I am a momma's boy/gay son
Yeah, yeah
I always accompany my mom shopping
First born and mommy bonding and all

Its usually like this (weekends)
Dad goes golfing or be with my grams
Momma and considered-to-be-gay-son go shopping
Ah Beng will be torturing Andes (laptop) with hours and hours of DOTA
Fucking game
Little monster will be either playing PS2, Lego or watching TV
If not, he is up to trouble.

I dunno what to do
Eh
I would try and just live my life
Have fun
And
Hopefully get an exotic, non Asian wife
Hey, excuse me, some Asian girl's boobies are just not up to my standards, sorry
Sometimes, I don't think there are even any
Sorry, but I want long legs, 34C boobs, long hair,round ass, fit, not thin nor fat or at least she looks thinner and smaller with me at the side to compare, height, not an issue, must have supermodel looks (joking)
And after that
I am going to pull an Angelina Jolie
but maybe not that much kids
2 is fine
One biological
One adopted from some country
Hmm
Maybe an infant from some poor African or South African country, lol

Casa La 7 long overdue, again!!!

Yes, I have been playing too much games again
Casa La 7 is long overdue, shit
What to do
I feel lazy
Plus I think I got all the plot wrong
Sigh
I dunno what to do
Its hard creating something fresh, new and not stereotypical
Plus I feel like bitching

So this is what I decided
I add a list of songs at the side
That you should download
You should, you must and you definitely will
Don't you know English?
Will is only 50% of probability
Shall is 80%
and definitely will or shall is like 100%

World Aids Day and Derrick's Birthday

Both happen to be on the same day
Since he is turning 18, I have found a perfect present to commemorate both
LOL
And its not a condom

Its not any kind of condom
Giving condoms as a birthday gift is so juvenile
It is
Joking about it is too
Tabooing it is even worse

So there must be something that I can do to commemorate both
Hmm
I know
*evil luaghs*

Hanukkah

Its time to do some shopping
For me
LOL
My family doesn't celebrate christmas
Well, everyone of them.
I though, celebrate Hanukkah or the Festival of Lights
If you don't know what is Hanukkah is pretty much known as Christmas but for Jews
I celebrate it for like 8 days
(Not bad, considering the Chinese celebrate for 15 days)
I will be celebrating Hanukkah on the 22nd to the 29th of December
21st will only be celebrated in the evening
Anyway
I have to buy myself 8 presents
(What? No one celebrate with me ma, lol. Kinda sad but its not, its something that I like to do and its just me)
So basically, yeah I will be eating a lot of donuts and fried foods
Hanukkah Chanukah, Shalom I forgot so... Whatever la
LoL
Gonna get smacked for this
But Hanukkah seems fun, lol